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Strange Portent

@strangeportent.bsky.social

queer // any pronouns // old // AuDHD // compulsively mean to bigots part-time mean "girl" communist dimwit full-time glossy jpeg https://strangeportent.carrd.co

created November 12, 2024

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Profile picture Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent

Make their asses two dimensional

1/9/2025, 8:24:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social)

No one tell her 🤫

1/9/2025, 8:19:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 8:19:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent

My favorite part of this is that you’re going to die of old age before you figure out how to comment

1/9/2025, 8:17:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 8:17:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent

Unclench your jaw nazi

1/9/2025, 8:16:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 8:14:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent

You’re so fucking stupid šŸ˜‚

1/9/2025, 8:14:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social)

Zachary’s Rodent Serenade

My mom: ā€œI’m pretty sure because you mentioned your dad he showed up in my dream I was hungry in the middle of the night so I went to 7/11. Your dad and Gee were working there and one of them said they just got a new snack item and pulled out a bag that said Zachary’s Rodent Serenade.ā€ Me: ā€œI need that!!ā€
1/9/2025, 8:13:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture comfort foods (@primpker.bsky.social) reposted

Donald Trump holding Barron out a window of the oval office covered in a blanket.

1/9/2025, 6:53:30 PM | 106 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent

You poor stupid baby.

1/9/2025, 8:06:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent

Shut up, oldie oldson

1/9/2025, 8:05:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent

You’ve been whining for at least 3 days now and it’s incredibly funny that you think everyone else is, lol

1/9/2025, 8:04:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent

@mankitsuu.bsky.social If you manage to figure out how to comment, I’m right here bitch

1/9/2025, 8:02:20 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social)

If I had a dollar for every time someone said I ā€œdisabled commentsā€ because they’re too stupid to understand limited comments I’d have hundreds at this point

1/9/2025, 8:00:51 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey I’m going to be as polite as I can possibly be: Shut the fuck up you rancid fascist

1/9/2025, 7:58:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social)

Hitler is alive and well unfortunately

1/9/2025, 7:55:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent

Why would you willingly choose to be a Nazi?

1/9/2025, 7:54:48 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Other Happy Place (@theotherhappyplace.bsky.social) reposted

TODAYBORDAY

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1/9/2025, 6:15:43 PM | 304 133 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent

@ctxplz.bsky.social

1/9/2025, 7:44:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 7:42:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social)

My parents certainly aren’t perfect, but they have never had a serious problem with my sexuality or gender, and they’re both surprisingly left-leaning for white Christian baby boomers. I feel like I really lucked out.

1/9/2025, 5:03:52 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social)

lmao my dad called me and we talked for over an hour and only as I was saying I had to go did he decide to tell me that he got married yesterday

1/9/2025, 2:25:12 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Leigh, ghost seal enthusiast, Free Luigi (@frecklered.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

The "purity test" argument, translated into English is, "I'm super pissed that other people have principles I will never possess" glad we had this chat

31/8/2025, 10:21:17 PM | 52 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent

I dunno man but I'd definitely describe you as a sea lion.

1/9/2025, 1:22:23 AM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent

What specifically do you want to know, Officer BBQ?

1/9/2025, 1:21:20 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ZHUGE LIANG č‡„é¾ / 伏龍 (@shuchancellor.online) reposted

"you post too much" the haters say, look I refuse to keep all my thoughts in my head, how about you make healthcare free and you'll see those numbers go down

1/9/2025, 12:27:40 AM | 21 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent

There's a cocktail mixer under your kitchen sink you should really try.

1/9/2025, 12:28:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent

No one's interested in the nuances of why you want us to vote for a bigot.

1/9/2025, 12:03:16 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 (@chanda.bsky.social) reposted

A lot of the discourse about Newsom comes down to people finding ways to say ā€œI just think trans people aren’t as important as my other concernsā€ but saying it in the most cowardly way because they know how dick they would sound it they said it directly But we all know what you are, transphobes

31/8/2025, 2:53:54 PM | 483 110 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent

It's giving "saying slurs is the only way I can get anyone to engage with me because I'm such a rancid waste of air"

31/8/2025, 11:54:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reposted

I don't do Tiktok but I need to commemorate my absolute favorite tiktok video ever which I stole from Tumblr

2/6/2025, 9:10:03 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent

I love the Uncharted series!! 4 and Lost Legacy are my favorites šŸ’œ

31/8/2025, 11:43:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture it's charloh! (it/its) (@charloh.online) reposted

boobs, rs if u agree

31/8/2025, 8:55:20 AM | 36 21 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent

Let’s pretend you’re making a good or relevant point. Surely you have some sources to back up your opinions?

31/8/2025, 11:08:21 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 10:00:02 PM | 173 29 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gallifreyan Jedi (@jediofgallifrey.bsky.social) reposted

"Sure you can post but if you were *really* antifascist you would tell me, a complete stranger from the internet who you've never met, precisely what you are doing and plan to do to further the 'revolution'" officer, i have no fucking idea what you're talking about

31/8/2025, 9:50:09 PM | 180 40 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent

You dropped your crown, king (a trash can lid)
31/8/2025, 10:32:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Thembo (@thembo.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

The trolley problem 99% Hitler bullshit isn't going to work anymore. And if you want to sell that tired "perfect is the enemy of the good" nonsense, you'd better make sure your candidate is "good" first - and Newsom is not good.

15/8/2025, 9:04:10 PM | 123 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent

Enjoy losing again, dipshit

31/8/2025, 10:21:19 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social)

Wow your life is SO hard. How did you survive this???

31/8/2025, 9:01:29 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Scally (@fizzvstheworld.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

The Good Place's Eleanor:
31/8/2025, 6:15:27 PM | 1605 526 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent

Are you the hostage? Because yeah.

31/8/2025, 8:43:36 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Senator "Cloaca Enjoyer" Meatlord (@hontdog.bsky.social) reposted

(pisses pants) M... MODS!!

31/8/2025, 4:51:53 PM | 16 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent

Well that’s embarrassing for you because you’ve been melting down, mostly at yourself, for at least two days now. Did the whippets make you forget?

31/8/2025, 8:36:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reposted

communism sucked my dick in the back of a Fiat 🫦

31/8/2025, 8:40:10 AM | 15 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ZHUGE LIANG č‡„é¾ / 伏龍 (@shuchancellor.online) reposted

I START A NEW JOB SOON BUT I DRAINED ALL MY RESOURCES SURVIVING PLEASE ASSIST THE CHANCELLOR IF YOU CAN!

31/8/2025, 1:59:04 PM | 25 20 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent

Unironically posting Joker gifs while being a piece of shit — are you literally 14 years old?

31/8/2025, 8:32:29 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social)

communism sucked my dick in the back of a Fiat 🫦

31/8/2025, 8:40:10 AM | 15 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shawn's Socialist Slipstreamingļ¼ˆå®‡ē„„ļ¼‰- he/him/他/dia (@shawnybantzy.bsky.social) reposted

communism is when affordable car apparently. sign me up if true

31/8/2025, 7:41:26 AM | 37 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 8:25:50 AM | 21 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture alice says Palestinians in Gaza aren’t scammers šŸ‡µšŸ‡ø! (@bluwhalien.bsky.social) reposted

As a disabled person: this is a terrible take. Eugenics and fascism have always gone hand in hand. Along with Jews, disabled people were one of the first groups the Nazis focused on in the Holocaust. We have always been at the forefront of fascist minds. Hence why they use ableist slurs so easily.

31/8/2025, 12:22:40 AM | 707 109 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent

They skew my reality in a beautiful way šŸ’œ

31/8/2025, 7:06:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alyssa-222 (@222-alyssa-222.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Thanks for agreeing with me Dick, shame you had to be such an ass about the rest of it though. If only the DNC could have done the easy and morally correct thing to do, we'd all be at brunch right now am I right?

31/8/2025, 6:52:52 AM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social)

I just realized that of my 9 closest irl friends, only 1 is neurotypical, and only 3 are cishet

31/8/2025, 6:46:56 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alyssa-222 (@222-alyssa-222.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Yep. The left is tired of the DNC letting the country regress for the sake of cishet white folks. Stand up and care for ALL Americans, or suffer with us. There is no more negotiation.

31/8/2025, 6:36:24 AM | 8 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir) (@nora.zone) reposted

we need remedial lying classes for autistic people dealing with fascism. like for self defense

31/8/2025, 2:21:28 AM | 847 135 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent

Nope. Give in to the left's demands or keep losing.

31/8/2025, 6:33:56 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent

Calm down baldo

31/8/2025, 6:31:07 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent

rude label siblings šŸ¤

31/8/2025, 4:27:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shiddpostha Gautama (@ohshit.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Martha with the caption ā€œthis machine kills fascistsā€
30/8/2025, 2:49:40 PM | 86 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social)

pros of going to the park today: - time with friends - saw two bunnies - the lake is beautiful cons: - a wasp kept harassing me & 1 friend because it's probably homophobic or something - spider blocking the entrance to the bathroom

31/8/2025, 4:21:11 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent

THANK šŸ’œ

31/8/2025, 4:19:08 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gallifreyan Jedi (@jediofgallifrey.bsky.social) reposted

the full collapse of modern civilization would be preferable to nazi control of it

31/8/2025, 12:12:00 AM | 193 45 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent

She's been remarkably patient with you despite your rancid opinions honestly.

30/8/2025, 6:12:53 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social)

I keep seeing people demand that others share their HRT bottles to prove that they're trans, and I really need someone to explain to me how that isn't just transmed thinking

30/8/2025, 6:09:15 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Survival International (@survivalinternational.org) reposted

šŸ—£ļø Indigenous communities in Brazil are speaking out against carbon credits Indigenous leaders like Alessandra Munduruku stress that Indigenous voices have been sidelined, even though they are nature's true guardians, when it's come to conversations around carbon credits.

Our leaders were never consulted on the carbon credits. We are being sold like goods...- Alessandra Munduruku, Munduruku people, Brazil Our priority is the eviction of invaders on our reservation lands! - Alessandra Munduruku, Munduruku people, Brazil
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Profile picture Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent

btw I don't endorse subscribing to my lists, I'm just a petty bitch

30/8/2025, 5:46:59 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent

Decided to start a new list

30/8/2025, 5:46:21 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent

Incredible that a blond German man put a trans Guatemalan woman on a list of nazis šŸ’€

30/8/2025, 5:40:48 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent

Why do you hate trans people so much Ryan German Last Name?

30/8/2025, 5:23:33 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social)

If you see someone say ā€œrural people don’t deserve to dieā€ and take that as ā€œoh, so urban people do?!?!?!ā€ I’m going to personally come to your house and steal your pets

30/8/2025, 5:21:51 PM | 9 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, forced to commit genocide. What a position. Poor smol bean. 🄺

30/8/2025, 5:19:59 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent

It seems like a step away from demanding we post photos of our genitals to prove we’re the right kind of trans

30/8/2025, 5:16:45 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m trying to figure out how giving in to demands to post photos of HRT and legitimizing the bullshit in the process is a win.

30/8/2025, 5:14:46 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Folk-Punk Demon Hunters (@gonebabygone.bsky.social) reposted

Boost

30/8/2025, 2:43:51 PM | 5 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Louvre of Bluesky (@thelouvreof.bsky.social) reposted

The Last of Jam Part 44 @monkyjamm.bsk... • 1d Taylor Swift is a white supremacist. Swift isn't successful, she's a billionaire. You don't become a billionaire by being a good person. • • • memedavis.bsky.social @memedavis.bsky.social Forwarding this to her and I really hope you have a good lawyer
30/8/2025, 1:31:23 PM | 1571 93 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent

Why would you admit to something this humiliating for free

30/8/2025, 4:53:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bits (@bitshammer.bsky.social) reposted

A good weekend to remember that unions were the thing that gave us this holiday. The forty hour workweek, work place safety regulations and laws, and ensure pay increases despite federal stagnation. This is the worker's holiday.

30/8/2025, 2:50:17 PM | 387 99 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent

Consider choking

30/8/2025, 4:46:33 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent

How much of your day do you spend masturbating to the thought of marginalized people being mowed down by brownshirts?

30/8/2025, 4:42:07 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fr. John Chungus (@sorocchungus.bsky.social) reposted

Liberals, without fail, will always side with fascists when the left demands anything.

30/8/2025, 4:37:55 PM | 20 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Casey Explosion (@caseyexplosion.bsky.social) reposted

People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.

30/8/2025, 4:50:26 AM | 16173 4281 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Victor Von Doomscroll (@redderbeanpaste.bsky.social) reposted

Lure him into the tomb with the couch of Amontillado

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Profile picture greg2hats (@cyberbadboy.com) reposted

Why is no one talking about this

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Profile picture Maureen Jice (@jane.meangirls.online) reposted

They should do this to Stephen Miller when It Happens

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Profile picture Ahhhhh (@nerdjpg.com) reposted

Goodnight have fun manifesting

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30/8/2025, 4:59:04 AM | 1457 108 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Root Beer Man (@linusr.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

they call it canDEERu, you ever hear of it? canDEERu, i kind of like the sound of it. now watch them, the fake press, ā€˜trump supports candiru’ i don’t support, THEY support, i don’t think anyone’s ever seen a fish like it, probably i’m the first, the first to get candiru, some are saying it’s the gr

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Profile picture bort (@crushbort.bsky.social) reposted

donald trump has been taken to walter reed due to having that one amazonian fish that swims up your urethra. doctors are attempting to lure the fish out with beggin strips (beef brisket flavor)

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Profile picture The Louvre of Bluesky (@thelouvreof.bsky.social) reposted

If he’s dead I think we should give the credit to Martha

30/8/2025, 4:48:01 AM | 1214 57 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Curlworks (@curlworks.net) reposted

Guess who decided to show up… SPORTY BAGS ARE ONLINE IN THE SHOP šŸŽ¾šŸ“ā›³ļøšŸ¤¾ā€ā™€ļøšŸ„ŒšŸŽ³ #fish #fishbag #sportbag #sporty #pickleball

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Profile picture Jake (@waveturtlejake.bsky.social) reposted

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Profile picture Helena Fitzgerald (@hellafitzgerald.bsky.social) reposted

ā€œmaybe it will happen todayā€ - early 21st century american proverb

30/8/2025, 12:15:16 AM | 4722 954 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social)

need to finish modding Skyrim again because I miss these nerds

30/8/2025, 1:47:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent

keep going, I'm almost there

30/8/2025, 1:30:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent

I feel like these deserve to be made into a scrapbook

30/8/2025, 1:28:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent

@miq.moe color flip

30/8/2025, 1:27:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social)

fuck it I'm Miraak posting now

30/8/2025, 1:05:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social)

feeling nostalgic for 90s jrock/visual kei today

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