Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent
Make their asses two dimensional
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Make their asses two dimensional
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No one tell her š¤«
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Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent
My favorite part of this is that youāre going to die of old age before you figure out how to comment
Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent
Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent
Unclench your jaw nazi
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Youāre so fucking stupid š
comfort foods (@primpker.bsky.social) reposted
Donald Trump holding Barron out a window of the oval office covered in a blanket.
Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent
You poor stupid baby.
Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent
Shut up, oldie oldson
Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent
Youāve been whining for at least 3 days now and itās incredibly funny that you think everyone else is, lol
Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent
@mankitsuu.bsky.social If you manage to figure out how to comment, Iām right here bitch
Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social)
If I had a dollar for every time someone said I ādisabled commentsā because theyāre too stupid to understand limited comments Iād have hundreds at this point
Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey Iām going to be as polite as I can possibly be: Shut the fuck up you rancid fascist
Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social)
Hitler is alive and well unfortunately
Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent
Why would you willingly choose to be a Nazi?
Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent
@ctxplz.bsky.social
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Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social)
My parents certainly arenāt perfect, but they have never had a serious problem with my sexuality or gender, and theyāre both surprisingly left-leaning for white Christian baby boomers. I feel like I really lucked out.
Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social)
lmao my dad called me and we talked for over an hour and only as I was saying I had to go did he decide to tell me that he got married yesterday
Leigh, ghost seal enthusiast, Free Luigi (@frecklered.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
The "purity test" argument, translated into English is, "I'm super pissed that other people have principles I will never possess" glad we had this chat
Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent
I dunno man but I'd definitely describe you as a sea lion.
Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent
What specifically do you want to know, Officer BBQ?
ZHUGE LIANG č„é¾ / ä¼é¾ (@shuchancellor.online) reposted
"you post too much" the haters say, look I refuse to keep all my thoughts in my head, how about you make healthcare free and you'll see those numbers go down
Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent
There's a cocktail mixer under your kitchen sink you should really try.
Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent
No one's interested in the nuances of why you want us to vote for a bigot.
Chanda Prescod-Weinstein š (@chanda.bsky.social) reposted
A lot of the discourse about Newsom comes down to people finding ways to say āI just think trans people arenāt as important as my other concernsā but saying it in the most cowardly way because they know how dick they would sound it they said it directly But we all know what you are, transphobes
Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent
It's giving "saying slurs is the only way I can get anyone to engage with me because I'm such a rancid waste of air"
Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reposted
I don't do Tiktok but I need to commemorate my absolute favorite tiktok video ever which I stole from Tumblr
Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent
I love the Uncharted series!! 4 and Lost Legacy are my favorites š
it's charloh! (it/its) (@charloh.online) reposted
boobs, rs if u agree
Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent
Letās pretend youāre making a good or relevant point. Surely you have some sources to back up your opinions?
Gallifreyan Jedi (@jediofgallifrey.bsky.social) reposted
"Sure you can post but if you were *really* antifascist you would tell me, a complete stranger from the internet who you've never met, precisely what you are doing and plan to do to further the 'revolution'" officer, i have no fucking idea what you're talking about
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Thembo (@thembo.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
The trolley problem 99% Hitler bullshit isn't going to work anymore. And if you want to sell that tired "perfect is the enemy of the good" nonsense, you'd better make sure your candidate is "good" first - and Newsom is not good.
Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent
Enjoy losing again, dipshit
Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social)
Wow your life is SO hard. How did you survive this???
Michael Scally (@fizzvstheworld.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent
Are you the hostage? Because yeah.
Senator "Cloaca Enjoyer" Meatlord (@hontdog.bsky.social) reposted
(pisses pants) M... MODS!!
Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent
Well thatās embarrassing for you because youāve been melting down, mostly at yourself, for at least two days now. Did the whippets make you forget?
Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reposted
communism sucked my dick in the back of a Fiat š«¦
ZHUGE LIANG č„é¾ / ä¼é¾ (@shuchancellor.online) reposted
I START A NEW JOB SOON BUT I DRAINED ALL MY RESOURCES SURVIVING PLEASE ASSIST THE CHANCELLOR IF YOU CAN!
Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent
Unironically posting Joker gifs while being a piece of shit ā are you literally 14 years old?
Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social)
communism sucked my dick in the back of a Fiat š«¦
Shawn's Socialist Slipstreamingļ¼å®ē„„ļ¼- he/him/ä»/dia (@shawnybantzy.bsky.social) reposted
communism is when affordable car apparently. sign me up if true
Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent
alice says Palestinians in Gaza arenāt scammers šµšø! (@bluwhalien.bsky.social) reposted
As a disabled person: this is a terrible take. Eugenics and fascism have always gone hand in hand. Along with Jews, disabled people were one of the first groups the Nazis focused on in the Holocaust. We have always been at the forefront of fascist minds. Hence why they use ableist slurs so easily.
Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent
They skew my reality in a beautiful way š
Alyssa-222 (@222-alyssa-222.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Thanks for agreeing with me Dick, shame you had to be such an ass about the rest of it though. If only the DNC could have done the easy and morally correct thing to do, we'd all be at brunch right now am I right?
Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social)
I just realized that of my 9 closest irl friends, only 1 is neurotypical, and only 3 are cishet
Alyssa-222 (@222-alyssa-222.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Yep. The left is tired of the DNC letting the country regress for the sake of cishet white folks. Stand up and care for ALL Americans, or suffer with us. There is no more negotiation.
Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir) (@nora.zone) reposted
we need remedial lying classes for autistic people dealing with fascism. like for self defense
Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent
Nope. Give in to the left's demands or keep losing.
Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent
Calm down baldo
Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent
rude label siblings š¤
Shiddpostha Gautama (@ohshit.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social)
pros of going to the park today: - time with friends - saw two bunnies - the lake is beautiful cons: - a wasp kept harassing me & 1 friend because it's probably homophobic or something - spider blocking the entrance to the bathroom
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THANK š
Gallifreyan Jedi (@jediofgallifrey.bsky.social) reposted
the full collapse of modern civilization would be preferable to nazi control of it
Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent
She's been remarkably patient with you despite your rancid opinions honestly.
Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social)
I keep seeing people demand that others share their HRT bottles to prove that they're trans, and I really need someone to explain to me how that isn't just transmed thinking
Survival International (@survivalinternational.org) reposted
š£ļø Indigenous communities in Brazil are speaking out against carbon credits Indigenous leaders like Alessandra Munduruku stress that Indigenous voices have been sidelined, even though they are nature's true guardians, when it's come to conversations around carbon credits.
Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent
btw I don't endorse subscribing to my lists, I'm just a petty bitch
Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent
Decided to start a new list
Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent
Incredible that a blond German man put a trans Guatemalan woman on a list of nazis š
Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent
Why do you hate trans people so much Ryan German Last Name?
Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social)
If you see someone say ārural people donāt deserve to dieā and take that as āoh, so urban people do?!?!?!ā Iām going to personally come to your house and steal your pets
Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, forced to commit genocide. What a position. Poor smol bean. š„ŗ
Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent
It seems like a step away from demanding we post photos of our genitals to prove weāre the right kind of trans
Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent
Iām trying to figure out how giving in to demands to post photos of HRT and legitimizing the bullshit in the process is a win.
Folk-Punk Demon Hunters (@gonebabygone.bsky.social) reposted
Boost
Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent
Why would you admit to something this humiliating for free
Bits (@bitshammer.bsky.social) reposted
A good weekend to remember that unions were the thing that gave us this holiday. The forty hour workweek, work place safety regulations and laws, and ensure pay increases despite federal stagnation. This is the worker's holiday.
Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent
Consider choking
Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent
How much of your day do you spend masturbating to the thought of marginalized people being mowed down by brownshirts?
Fr. John Chungus (@sorocchungus.bsky.social) reposted
Liberals, without fail, will always side with fascists when the left demands anything.
Casey Explosion (@caseyexplosion.bsky.social) reposted
People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.
Victor Von Doomscroll (@redderbeanpaste.bsky.social) reposted
Lure him into the tomb with the couch of Amontillado
Maureen Jice (@jane.meangirls.online) reposted
They should do this to Stephen Miller when It Happens
Root Beer Man (@linusr.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
they call it canDEERu, you ever hear of it? canDEERu, i kind of like the sound of it. now watch them, the fake press, ātrump supports candiruā i donāt support, THEY support, i donāt think anyoneās ever seen a fish like it, probably iām the first, the first to get candiru, some are saying itās the gr
bort (@crushbort.bsky.social) reposted
donald trump has been taken to walter reed due to having that one amazonian fish that swims up your urethra. doctors are attempting to lure the fish out with beggin strips (beef brisket flavor)
The Louvre of Bluesky (@thelouvreof.bsky.social) reposted
If heās dead I think we should give the credit to Martha
Curlworks (@curlworks.net) reposted
Guess who decided to show up⦠SPORTY BAGS ARE ONLINE IN THE SHOP š¾šā³ļøš¤¾āāļøš„š³ #fish #fishbag #sportbag #sporty #pickleball
Jake (@waveturtlejake.bsky.social) reposted
Helena Fitzgerald (@hellafitzgerald.bsky.social) reposted
āmaybe it will happen todayā - early 21st century american proverb
Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social)
need to finish modding Skyrim again because I miss these nerds
Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent
keep going, I'm almost there
Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel like these deserve to be made into a scrapbook
Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social) reply parent
@miq.moe color flip
Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social)
fuck it I'm Miraak posting now
Strange Portent (@strangeportent.bsky.social)
feeling nostalgic for 90s jrock/visual kei today