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Is Trump dead??
Fartch Manning
trumpwatch is the bluesky version of buying a powerball ticket. It's not about the odds, it's about the dream
Need the alt text on this, stat
Holy shit I forgot about this
When It Happens, blast any Democrat who "looks forward to working with Vance" directly into the sun. Democrats need to make it clear from minute one that they have this guy's number, know he doesn't have the juice, and that they're going to make his life a living hell from the moment Trump drops.
But he’s making fun of Trump on the Nazi platform, Paul!!
Micah Parsons to the Packers instantly makes them Super Bowl contenders. I don't care what they gave up: It was worth it.
Oh, you're *that* assbutt!
Me, a Packers fan:
I need to know more about this simultaneous touchdown/fumble.
I didn’t think it was possible to become ill from secondhand embarrassment, but here we are.
They turned the comments off on this video lmao. Look at this pale ass seafood boil 😂😂😂
"It's not MSNBC anymore, Lemon. It's MS NOW. We bought the name off of a defunct multiple sclerosis awareness organization. It wasn't cheap, but we were able to save some money by selling Brian Williams to a Saudi prince who wanted to expand his harem."
@daveholmes.bsky.social how have you - Dave fucking Holmes - never seen Pump Up the Volume before????
Fantastic conversation. I really wish this had been a week later so you could ask him his thoughts on Jimmy having Greg Gutfeld on.
This is the most tempted I’ve ever been to get back on Twitter just to witness this in real time.
Just discovered this account — curious to hear your thoughts on if you agree? bsky.app/profile/base...
This is what infuriates me so much when people who don't live here claim that every Texan deserves misery because "they voted for this."
Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
Nothing new. He was one of the “aCtUalLY Bernie supporters are no better than Trump supporters!” since 2016.
Lot of hidden comments on the IG post.
Josh Hamilton recently pled guilty to flying into a rage and assaulting his daughter, but a Pride Night is a bridge too far
Congratulations to Hulk Hogan on going a whole day without saying a slur
Good skeet
What the fuck are you talking about?
This was Vin Scully's call of Henry Aaron's 715th home run. Tonight Major League Baseball cut off the first sentence, starting it with the "What a marvelous moment" part because they don't want to anger the white supremacists who run our country and of whom Rob Manfred is an ardent supporter.
Ol’ Bobby Goldthwait
I LOVE YOU @bradstuver.com
I can smell the dandruff in your profile pic
downloading this before a flight is solidarity
Steve Martin for sure
happy 5 year anniversary of shredded cheese sad wife to all who celebrate
EAT 'EM UP
the mamdani thing is showing you how limited the range of acceptable opinions actually is in america. republicans can be a stone's throw away from endorsing genocide and thats fine but one guy goes slightly to the left of dem party orthodoxy and we're right in the middle of soviet russia
This is so god damn infuriating.
Ah - that’s that I get for skimming. Still awful, however.
It's bad to ban someone entry to this country for having a meme on their phone but as a consolation prize its incredible to watch that meme get Striesdand Effect'd into universal recognition. Congrats to anti-socialist JD for becoming publicly owned.
Cry harder you fucking loser
Lmfao this night keeps getting cooler
Tesla's Supervised Robotaxi launch was a pathetic flop. Tesla's Supervised Robotaxi launched yesterday to much acclaim from the Tesla Cult. Since nobody who was at the event has properly summarized the first day, we thought we would do it. Below are our findings. 🧵
Please screenshot that reply immediately if you haven’t already.
Brownshirt ICE rolled up to my local Home Depot today and got the F-off treatment. Shoutout to this woman because this is exactly how it’s done. No badge, face covered = F*ck all the way off. 📌 It’s on us citizens to stand up for our vulnerable brothers and sisters.
Just so I’m clear, are you saying sexual assault is acceptable if it’s from a democrat?
illegal war started by a man constitutionally ineligible to be president
Ever think about the fact that all the strife in the world is caused by a handful of assholes playing with everyone's lives. And people who don't want any of it outnumber them by the billions, yet the people on the same side are divided by stupid shit so we do nothing about it? I do.
it should be profoundly embarrassing to be this much of a loser but I guess that's the benefit of buying a social media platform and turning it into an algorithmically nazi echo chamber
lmfao
Was it HeartByrne?
Hi, this is Meg Barnette, Brad's wife. While escorting a defendant out of immigration court at 26 Federal Plaza, Brad was taken by masked agents and detained by ICE. This is still developing, and our team is monitoring the situation closely.
ICE just arrested Brad Lander, the NYC Comptroller and one of the leading candidates for Mayor, without grounds. He was conducting routine immigration court work, escorting individuals from hearings. He asked ICE for their warrant - well within his legal rights. This is political intimidation.
Hell yeah brutha
First time in…ever? that I’ve actually been proud of my hometown.
Waco, Texas yes that Waco Texas is standing up against the fascist attacks on America
“A deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country
There are a couple of kids in my nephews's class who weren't born in the US, and the class has decided (w/o teacher input) that if ICE shows up in they're all going to pretend not to speak English. 10yos reinventing "I am Spartacus" because they don't want their friends to get disappeared.
Is his ex on Bluesky?
I joined Bluesky exactly two years ago and I wrote a piece about my thoughts on the platform - how it's been coming along so far and where it seems fated to go. Thanks for reading.
What is the difference between @cnn.com and Fox News at this point?
As the government is putting up photos and rewards for protesters that they want to go after, remember that the person who called in the tip about Luigi never got paid.
people who relentlessly defend a party whose most recent act of resistance was building a giant inflatable chicken while handing out tacos at the RNC: let me tell you a little something about optics
Dem senator: Please, protestors, there are better ways to oppose the president Voters: Like not voting for his nominees? Dem senator: haha no no no. No. What I mean is we are writing a rap
I don’t even know what you’re referring to, but I definitely agree that losing the sports element - especially during live games - is what I miss most.
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Is there a derogatory term for people who start virtual meetings 2-3 minutes early?
"Moderate Republicans" otherwise known as "Establishment Democrats."
I’ve been hanging onto these images for literally years waiting for the the right moment to post them and it’s safe to say that day is finally here
Check out Ted Cruz’s college roommate’s posts about him for further examples
As as Sonics fan and entire state of Oklahoma hater I say
gentleman, gentleman, please, there's no need for this! you are both in the epstein files.
I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.
45 minutes before market close, Tesla down 16%, Musk throws the "pedo guy" hail mary. an extraordinary day in posting
Is this woke? bsky.app/profile/medi...
the kids who are actually playing against trans athletes who aren't auditioning for a gig as a right wing grifter are way more mature than the adults crying about it
So Miley’s down with MAGA?
Me: hello i’d like to order a pizza Domino’s:
This still randomly pops up in my head once a year or so too
The biggest endorsement I can make for Bluesky is that replacing Twitter with this app on my phone probably improved my general mood when I’m on my phone by 20-25%. I know there are better reasons but it is what it is!