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HEY CLOWN, wanna THROW DOWN and go ROUND for ROUND in POUND TOWN? youtube.com/subarumalibu
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What, you mean they donāt give Nobel prizes to wannabe dictators who lock up and deport people without due process, while supporting genocide? Someone should tell Trump before itās too late!
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Yeah. youtu.be/FnSRLEkgwOQ?...
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I canāt wait for Avatar 3 to come out. That means weāll be closer to Avatar 4 and 5, and after that the world can move on.
Hot Blooded Tough Guy Rusty Shackles (@rustyshackles.bsky.social) reposted
YOOOO check this Pro Wrestling famicom guidebook that was recently scanned criticalclub.com/thread/2063/...
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No money in it.
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Just be careful: The upcoming holiday season typically features a higher risk of grandma/reindeer-based collisions.
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Yes. The next step of growing old is falling asleep in the middle of the day with no warning.
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Mr. Darcy made some killer melodies and beats, for what itās worth.
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āPaddington Origins: The Rise of Marmalade.ā
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I dunno, I still believe that Toucan Sam should be held accountable for his crimes.
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The popular girl and the football star ended up together? I guess itās true: High school never ends.
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This game absolutely rips.
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If thereās one thing boomers hate, itās change. In all forms.
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Dare Obasanjo (@carnage4life.bsky.social) reposted
Every night, I say a little prayer before I fall asleep.
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Stop being dumb. Just do it!
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What happens when you turn her boyfriend into a wallpaper:
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RockmanCosmo (@rockmancosmo.bsky.social) reposted
Yuuku preserved Mushihimesama Gaiden (č«å§«ćć¾å¤ä¼), a keitai-exclusive spinoff of CAVE's #Mushihimesama series! You walk around and throw bombs at enemies, which is a departure from CAVE's usual bullet hell shooters.
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Before Snoop starts pandering to the right, someone should probably remind him who has fought harder than anyone to criminalize weed.
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Brown shoes with a blue blazer? UGH, FINE.
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I remember reading about the Dark Ages and thinking āHow could so many people be cool with living in shitty conditions while a tiny handful live in splendor?ā Well, now we know.
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No shame in it. All anyone can do is create their own peace of mind among all this insanity.
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Iām amazed that Sony still even has a movie studio, considering their business model is āOne blunder after another.ā
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My fault, I hadnāt seen that yet. Not bad!
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You could also decapitate and straight-up bisect guys with the razor wire. Game was sold (and derided) on its sex appeal, but thereās a genuinely decent ninja game under the facade.
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Newsom is unquestionably slime - but itās pretty sad that heās the only politician at his level openly insulting Trump. It should be an industry-wide thing at this point, but no one else seems to have a backbone.
Subaru Malibu (@subarumalibu.bsky.social)
When I see someone post āTrump could ______ and you would still hate him.ā
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Same thing most people have against the homeless: They serve as a constant reminder that most of us are only a missed paycheck or personal crisis away from joining their ranks.
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I meanā¦
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*sung to the tune of āWhile My Guitar Gently Weepsā by George Harrison
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Iāll always be partial to campus.
Subaru Malibu (@subarumalibu.bsky.social)
Itās the good Imoogi!
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WHAT ABOUT THE āBLASTā DUDE
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Lament Configuration mfs be like āIām listening.ā
Subaru Malibu (@subarumalibu.bsky.social)
Quote this post with a video game you think deserves a remaster!
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I also saw a documentary where Howie Mandel kidnapped Fred Savage, then coerced some poor kid into drinking Howieās pee and eating cat poop.
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100% Howie Mandel, Bobbyās World was some full blown demonic shit.
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āDonā You Go Rouninā Roun to Re Ro.ā
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May I suggest āSomething in Your Eyesā by Corey Feldman? The STOP happens at the 1:15 mark, if thatās a dealbreaker. youtu.be/cDWpH8BPe1k?...
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I kinda miss the romanticism of high adventure. Everything is too edgy and gritty now. I want cheesy, earnest stuff to make a comeback, like The Phantom and The Rocketeer.
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As a representative of Team Edward, this outrage WILL NOT stand.
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Dreaming of the day Wikipedia credits him as a decades-spanning nonce before any mention of the Presidency.
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[APPLAUSE]
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Hey folks, not everything has to be a goddamn catch phrase. #StopThisShit
Smedis2 š¹ļøš (@smedis2.bsky.social) reposted
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[puts down used detonator] āIām not proud of who I am.ā
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Valid.
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Way ahead of you!
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āSo uh, they uh, said youāre um⦠looking for like a Dhampir, or whatever? Thereās a pretty bad dude up on the moon, I heard he uh, kidnapped some poor woman or something?ā
Subaru Malibu (@subarumalibu.bsky.social)
15 movies! 1. Repo Man 2. The Jerk 3. Evil Dead 2 4. Versus 5. Duck Soup 6. Robot Carnival 7. Hard Boiled 8. TerrorVision 9. Santo y Blue Demon Contra Los Monstruos 10. Goyokin 11. Modern Girls 12. The Wraith 13. Infra-Man 14. Black Dynamite 15. Duel to the Death
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OYAJIIIIIIIIIII
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Post a non-religious photo you think of as Holy
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>tells him to āsettle it in the ringā >settles it on the locker room floor instead WHAT AN ABSOLUTE BOSS
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post a non-religious photo you think of as holy
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WE PRESSINā CIRCLE OR R1 TO TAKE COVER AGAIN, BOYS!
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Goddamn it. š
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Ok, cassette tape of Enigma thatās been in my parentsā basement since 1994: Now is your time to shine! youtu.be/4F9DxYhqmKw?...
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My friendās cousin who used to hang out behind the gas station would say the same thing.
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Itās been a sore subject ever since Kazuyaās DUI.
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If you had shown me this image in 1992, my head wouldāve exploded.
James (@retrojames.bsky.social) reposted
Letās go to a 1980s games arcade. Hereās one I coined together for youā¦š¾š
Bryan Blessed (@bryb.bsky.social) reposted
I don't know why this lad is building a subterranean city for cats, but I'm all for it.
Subaru Malibu (@subarumalibu.bsky.social)
If you see this, QTP with 10 games to get to know you by: Mischief Makers Battle Arena Toshinden 3 Pocky & Rocky Yie-Ar Kung Fu Slave Zero X The Granstream Saga Tenchu Urban Chaos: Riot Response Ka-Ge-Ki Earth Defense Force 5
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āDonāt worry, weāve called in a professional.ā
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STUDIOS: āWhy are less people going to the movies?!ā ALSO STUDIOS:
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Donāt forget, you can get these succulent pieces as prints over at my Inprnt: www.inprnt.com/gallery/pont...
Jason, ex Inferis (@benedictsred.bsky.social) reposted
Tried to explain what a labubu is to my grandpa and he shot me in the leg
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Hard to say; Oda Nobunaga has been portrayed as turbo-evil in other video games, namely Samurai Warriors and Sengoku Basara, especially.