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@subarumalibu.bsky.social

HEY CLOWN, wanna THROW DOWN and go ROUND for ROUND in POUND TOWN? youtube.com/subarumalibu

created October 16, 2024

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1/9/2025, 9:20:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 9:04:21 PM | 231 47 | View on Bluesky | view

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Absolutely ghoulish.

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30/8/2025, 1:27:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What, you mean they don’t give Nobel prizes to wannabe dictators who lock up and deport people without due process, while supporting genocide? Someone should tell Trump before it’s too late!

30/8/2025, 12:41:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah. youtu.be/FnSRLEkgwOQ?...

30/8/2025, 12:27:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Beano #610, Mar 27, 1954

Biffo is launched feet-first from a cannon as a tiger escapes from the circus. ANIMAL TRAINER: Help! The tiger's escaped!
28/8/2025, 5:17:28 PM | 80 15 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can’t wait for Avatar 3 to come out. That means we’ll be closer to Avatar 4 and 5, and after that the world can move on.

29/8/2025, 4:44:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2005, 20 years and 40 pounds ago.

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29/8/2025, 4:25:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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YOOOO check this Pro Wrestling famicom guidebook that was recently scanned criticalclub.com/thread/2063/...

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28/8/2025, 10:42:44 PM | 131 43 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 6:14:27 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 3:09:18 PM | 4066 847 | View on Bluesky | view

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No money in it.

28/8/2025, 2:53:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just be careful: The upcoming holiday season typically features a higher risk of grandma/reindeer-based collisions.

28/8/2025, 2:35:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes. The next step of growing old is falling asleep in the middle of the day with no warning.

28/8/2025, 2:33:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 7:35:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mr. Darcy made some killer melodies and beats, for what it’s worth.

28/8/2025, 2:26:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ā€œPaddington Origins: The Rise of Marmalade.ā€

27/8/2025, 1:55:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 1:54:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ā€œIt was a TITULAR line!ā€

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27/8/2025, 3:09:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I dunno, I still believe that Toucan Sam should be held accountable for his crimes.

27/8/2025, 2:48:35 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They sure did!

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26/8/2025, 9:01:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 8:21:16 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The popular girl and the football star ended up together? I guess it’s true: High school never ends.

26/8/2025, 7:59:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This game absolutely rips.

26/8/2025, 7:31:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Almost there…

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26/8/2025, 7:24:15 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If there’s one thing boomers hate, it’s change. In all forms.

26/8/2025, 4:01:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 3:20:13 PM | 2440 541 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 1:06:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every night, I say a little prayer before I fall asleep.

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26/8/2025, 1:41:36 AM | 3394 465 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stop being dumb. Just do it!

26/8/2025, 3:36:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 3:27:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What happens when you turn her boyfriend into a wallpaper:

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25/8/2025, 10:39:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 6:02:20 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yuuku preserved Mushihimesama Gaiden (č™«å§«ć•ć¾å¤–ä¼), a keitai-exclusive spinoff of CAVE's #Mushihimesama series! You walk around and throw bombs at enemies, which is a departure from CAVE's usual bullet hell shooters.

25/8/2025, 5:02:06 PM | 455 163 | View on Bluesky | view

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Before Snoop starts pandering to the right, someone should probably remind him who has fought harder than anyone to criminalize weed.

25/8/2025, 5:34:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Brown shoes with a blue blazer? UGH, FINE.

25/8/2025, 5:31:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I remember reading about the Dark Ages and thinking ā€œHow could so many people be cool with living in shitty conditions while a tiny handful live in splendor?ā€ Well, now we know.

25/8/2025, 5:30:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No shame in it. All anyone can do is create their own peace of mind among all this insanity.

25/8/2025, 5:25:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m amazed that Sony still even has a movie studio, considering their business model is ā€œOne blunder after another.ā€

25/8/2025, 5:24:31 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My fault, I hadn’t seen that yet. Not bad!

25/8/2025, 5:22:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You could also decapitate and straight-up bisect guys with the razor wire. Game was sold (and derided) on its sex appeal, but there’s a genuinely decent ninja game under the facade.

25/8/2025, 5:13:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Newsom is unquestionably slime - but it’s pretty sad that he’s the only politician at his level openly insulting Trump. It should be an industry-wide thing at this point, but no one else seems to have a backbone.

25/8/2025, 5:11:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When I see someone post ā€œTrump could ______ and you would still hate him.ā€

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25/8/2025, 5:08:49 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Same thing most people have against the homeless: They serve as a constant reminder that most of us are only a missed paycheck or personal crisis away from joining their ranks.

25/8/2025, 5:06:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mean…

25/8/2025, 4:52:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*sung to the tune of ā€œWhile My Guitar Gently Weepsā€ by George Harrison

25/8/2025, 5:17:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ll always be partial to campus.

23/8/2025, 7:41:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s the good Imoogi!

23/8/2025, 7:23:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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WHAT ABOUT THE ā€œBLASTā€ DUDE

23/8/2025, 7:20:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck you, Pierre.

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23/8/2025, 5:40:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lament Configuration mfs be like ā€œI’m listening.ā€

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23/8/2025, 12:05:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Quote this post with a video game you think deserves a remaster!

22/8/2025, 10:59:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I also saw a documentary where Howie Mandel kidnapped Fred Savage, then coerced some poor kid into drinking Howie’s pee and eating cat poop.

22/8/2025, 10:10:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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100% Howie Mandel, Bobby’s World was some full blown demonic shit.

22/8/2025, 10:09:14 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ā€œDon’ You Go Rounin’ Roun to Re Ro.ā€

22/8/2025, 9:36:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ā€œWar is hell, and I’m the goddamn devil.ā€ - Gumby

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22/8/2025, 2:54:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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May I suggest ā€œSomething in Your Eyesā€ by Corey Feldman? The STOP happens at the 1:15 mark, if that’s a dealbreaker. youtu.be/cDWpH8BPe1k?...

22/8/2025, 4:50:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I kinda miss the romanticism of high adventure. Everything is too edgy and gritty now. I want cheesy, earnest stuff to make a comeback, like The Phantom and The Rocketeer.

22/8/2025, 3:53:20 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/8/2025, 3:40:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As a representative of Team Edward, this outrage WILL NOT stand.

22/8/2025, 3:13:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dreaming of the day Wikipedia credits him as a decades-spanning nonce before any mention of the Presidency.

22/8/2025, 2:50:58 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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[APPLAUSE]

22/8/2025, 2:48:04 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey folks, not everything has to be a goddamn catch phrase. #StopThisShit

21/8/2025, 11:27:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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19/8/2025, 9:16:03 PM | 108 58 | View on Bluesky | view

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[puts down used detonator] ā€œI’m not proud of who I am.ā€

21/8/2025, 8:55:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/8/2025, 4:41:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Valid.

21/8/2025, 4:20:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Things have a way of working themselves out.

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21/8/2025, 3:47:30 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We’ll always have the good times.

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21/8/2025, 3:04:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Way ahead of you!

21/8/2025, 6:58:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ā€œSo uh, they uh, said you’re um… looking for like a Dhampir, or whatever? There’s a pretty bad dude up on the moon, I heard he uh, kidnapped some poor woman or something?ā€

21/8/2025, 6:55:07 AM | 42 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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15 movies! 1. Repo Man 2. The Jerk 3. Evil Dead 2 4. Versus 5. Duck Soup 6. Robot Carnival 7. Hard Boiled 8. TerrorVision 9. Santo y Blue Demon Contra Los Monstruos 10. Goyokin 11. Modern Girls 12. The Wraith 13. Infra-Man 14. Black Dynamite 15. Duel to the Death

21/8/2025, 6:30:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sheesh. Now I gotta retitle my autobiography.

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21/8/2025, 2:48:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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OYAJIIIIIIIIIII

21/8/2025, 2:45:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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20/8/2025, 8:50:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Post a non-religious photo you think of as Holy

20/8/2025, 7:39:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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>tells him to ā€œsettle it in the ringā€ >settles it on the locker room floor instead WHAT AN ABSOLUTE BOSS

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post a non-religious photo you think of as holy

20/8/2025, 5:42:42 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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WE PRESSIN’ CIRCLE OR R1 TO TAKE COVER AGAIN, BOYS!

19/8/2025, 11:44:18 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Goddamn it. šŸ˜†

19/8/2025, 11:31:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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19/8/2025, 11:31:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ok, cassette tape of Enigma that’s been in my parents’ basement since 1994: Now is your time to shine! youtu.be/4F9DxYhqmKw?...

19/8/2025, 11:26:36 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My friend’s cousin who used to hang out behind the gas station would say the same thing.

19/8/2025, 11:02:35 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s been a sore subject ever since Kazuya’s DUI.

19/8/2025, 8:25:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every new Blizzard trailer got me like:

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If you had shown me this image in 1992, my head would’ve exploded.

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Let’s go to a 1980s games arcade. Here’s one I coined together for youā€¦šŸ‘¾šŸ™‚

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I don't know why this lad is building a subterranean city for cats, but I'm all for it.

16/8/2025, 11:12:43 PM | 9396 3130 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you see this, QTP with 10 games to get to know you by: Mischief Makers Battle Arena Toshinden 3 Pocky & Rocky Yie-Ar Kung Fu Slave Zero X The Granstream Saga Tenchu Urban Chaos: Riot Response Ka-Ge-Ki Earth Defense Force 5

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ā€œDon’t worry, we’ve called in a professional.ā€

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STUDIOS: ā€œWhy are less people going to the movies?!ā€ ALSO STUDIOS:

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Don’t forget, you can get these succulent pieces as prints over at my Inprnt: www.inprnt.com/gallery/pont...

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Tried to explain what a labubu is to my grandpa and he shot me in the leg

15/8/2025, 1:18:30 PM | 959 168 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hard to say; Oda Nobunaga has been portrayed as turbo-evil in other video games, namely Samurai Warriors and Sengoku Basara, especially.

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