Reviews so far don't seem to be overly praising him, just noting it's the unlike his usual safari shirt performances, so I think we're good
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Reviews so far don't seem to be overly praising him, just noting it's the unlike his usual safari shirt performances, so I think we're good
This is Cardi B courtroom quality hair
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
Magda Szubanski in Babe 2: Pig in the City:
Where The Wild Twinks Are
Absolutely king
Whoops left the flash on now my mirror looks like a planetarium
Boomers are literally all toddlers with two houses and a boat
I retract my drunk post from last night, vaginas are beautiful and bear life and belong to powerful, worthy people and deserve love and respect and sexual repulsion is something to be interrogated also I was a C-section and have an emotionally distant mother so there should still be a term for that
These gorgeous icons
Ty king ❤️❤️😊😊
Buttholes balls and penises are also disgusting if you think about it, all sex organs have gross qualities. Plus my friend was telling a story about being drunk and vomiting while performing cunnilingus, thus my reaction
Wow
👍
Ok 👍
The autistic fury of watching The Pitt and hearing them abbreviate Gun Shot Wounds (3 syllables) to GSWs (5 syllables). YOU MADE IT HARDER TO SAY YOU DUMBASSES
I simply don't know if I'm able to handle being this dumb and untalented
Do you ever think about how if Sylvester Stallone had just thanked Michael B. Jordan in his Golden Globes speech he'd be an Oscar winner?
Noah Wyle in The Pitt with a dozen screaming alarms that a mass shooter is imminent
Sadly there are no $200k jobs for knowing Maria Ouspenskaya gave the third shortest Oscar nominated performance of all time for her work in Dodsworth
I just want you to know if Amy Madigan gets an Oscar nomination for Weapons she will have the second longest time between Oscar nominations (40 years) (Judd Hirsch has the record with 42 years)
I didn't go to the gym today am I still allowed to be gay
What's the current terminology I'm old
I just watched the baby delivery episode of The Pitt so I'm already spiraling
If he had it would've been 3 hrs long and had a 40 minute scene of gangster types being Iike "i dunno, we gotta kill some demons" "I dunno Joey I dunno"
Okay, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings remake, but with these two taking the one ring to Mordor:
You are perfect king don't let the lintball chasers get you down
I'm big M.A.D. about your height Made Absolutely DFeral (complimentary)
Classic 3
Denise Richards was definitely the Taylor Dayne of 90s hot girl actresses
I really enjoyed the half second Lorde's album had in the zeitgeist. Up from a quarter second for Solar Power
Why is it so hard for gay men to text an eta? Just be honest about when you're arriving. Two hours late and texting "lol I'm still in Reseda" is a hate crime, against me and my autism. I rebuke this behavior in the strongest possible terms!
Yesss Titan Men porn set lockers
🎵Pissters, pissters, there were never such devoted pissters 🎵
No one's available to go out so spending a second night on a holiday weekend home doing nothing
Me working my shift at The Pitt and it's 59 after the hour so I know some serious shit is going to happen
The Surge isn't great but it scratches a minor Soulslike itch. It's biggest sin is creating levels that are what I call "abstractia" or just samey-same environments that look vaguely industrial but have little logical design or function other than to keep the player busy.
Heartcooling: the two worst people you know are fucking
Lmfaooooo
I have a long weekend in Amsterdam in September, tell me everything where are the boyz
I just think it's neat that we all know how Timmy is going to die
Quick is Trisha Paytas pregnant again
His last name is also a command!
She is beauty she is grace
My mustache doesn't look as full and luxurious in the gym mirror!
How I look in the mirror at the gym vs how I look when I take a pic
Diana DegARMo day
"Builta lika bricka shita-howwse"
Oops! All Slays
Icon 🔥
Maybe I should stop using Zyzzx as my first word
Teach me your recipes!
Failed at both today's Wordle and Connections puzzle, brb walking into the sea
❤️❤️🏋♂️🏋♂️🌭🌭🌭
Taylor picking songs for Tortured Poets Department:
Gay culture is taking any meme phrase and pairing it with literally any picture and it making absolute sense. Like watch: I'm stuck where the trade left me
Back day so why did I take a pic of my front
Imagine being loaded up and rolling and on your way to the next room orgy and turning a corner by the teppanyaki restaurant and running into the greatest musical theater performer of all time
Your wigs for this trial have been exquisite tho
Butt I'm a Rearleader!
Me after saying the most horrible things to myself all day
I think your son and my daughter are cousins
Hot guy I've met before ignored my woof on Scruff
Leg day, energy fell off a cliff after squats but at least I got something done
Watching our neighbor's golden so walks are kinda looking like Hocus Pocus audition
My dog going to pee in the yard
🔥🔥🔥
Oh no they added back too many Uncle Hershels
Was just talking to a friend at the dog park in casting who said she's been in the Kool Aid casting episode situation so many times. It's too too real
Beat Lies of P on easy mode and I have to say soulslike + easy mode is heaven. I dgaf how mad it makes the "git gud" crowd, I beat the final boss on my first try and learned absolutely nothing about his attack patterns, I just button mashed and it was fantastic. I went outside afterward.
Oh that's...that's a very different train!
what movie do you consider "perfect"? 🎬
At this point you gotta wonder if these companies are redesigning their logos to grab headlines and get attention while fully intending to revert back to their old logo after a few days. Bc every redesign is always met with fury. And no such thing as bad press, etc
Not me binging The Pitt solely to see if Noah Wyle gets to finally pee. Like let the man pee you assholes!
Not to steal focus from Taylor/Travis but I successfully booked a doctor's appointment within an hour of realizing I needed to, so two cool things happened today
First case I can think of a man coming out because he was caught speaking
Goodnight
Heaving leaking bazongas
no new pictures, where are you mentally?
Finally able to go heavy on chest for the first time in months, nature is healing
I thought just her legs but maybe!
TikTok psychics were in a tzzy the last month saying "it" was gonna happen Aug 24th. Of course it didnt so I posted a video about how these ppl prey on the human need for savior stories and are vile grifters, now the Psychic Intuitive Hairdresser From Ohio crowd is yelling at me in the comments lmao
Susan Hayward's Wayward Arm
Okaayyyy (complimentary)
Was at a hotel all weekend that didn't have any food and ate maybe two meals so feeling very skinny legend atm
Low key me at my high school football hall of fame induction
Reunited with these cuties after a long weekend losing at pool
My favorite part of the Foundation series is how everyone has a first and last name and it's always something like Galen Dallow or Maru Rando or Paven Moornick and you hear each name 5,000 times but you never remember who is who
Phone almost full so had to delete a few thousand pics of drag queens and memes and ladies with big hair and Martin Scorcese Girl What The Fuck-style reaction pics from my downloads
11 hours of sleep
Kill 1 bird
