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๐š‚๐šž๐š‹๐šž๐š›๐š‹๐šŠ๐š— ๐š…๐šŠ๐š–๐š™๐š’๐š›๐šŽ

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๐˜—๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ต๐˜ญ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ'๐˜ด ๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ฆ๐˜น๐˜ถ๐˜ณ๐˜ฃ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ ๐˜ถ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ฅ... I usually post snarky comments and cool stuff I find about politics, technology, culture, whatever. I am a professional computer man, ask me all your questions! He / Him

created November 20, 2024

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Profile picture molly conger (@socialistdogmom.bsky.social) reposted

iโ€™m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence

11/9/2025, 11:00:19 AM | 20446 4848 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ๐š‚๐šž๐š‹๐šž๐š›๐š‹๐šŠ๐š— ๐š…๐šŠ๐š–๐š™๐š’๐š›๐šŽ (@suburban-vampire.bsky.social) reply parent

Robert, you should do a special about how billionaires funded Turning Point USA and made Charlie Kirk a thing. It's a great example of how billionaires have incredible unchecked power in our society

11/9/2025, 5:44:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ๐š‚๐šž๐š‹๐šž๐š›๐š‹๐šŠ๐š— ๐š…๐šŠ๐š–๐š™๐š’๐š›๐šŽ (@suburban-vampire.bsky.social) reply parent

Fool me once...

11/9/2025, 4:24:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Faris (@davidfaris.bsky.social) reposted

Charlie Kirk spent his last days manufacturing a lurid panic about โ€œBlack-on-White crimeโ€ and his final post on X was a call to politicize a murder. He was not โ€œpracticing politics the right way.โ€œ You can oppose what happened yesterday without pretending he was One of the Good Ones.

11/9/2025, 12:16:52 PM | 3401 680 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture logo, verified dad โœ”๏ธ (@logophobe.bsky.social) reposted

"The best way to honor Charlie's memory is to continue his work" -- Gavin Newsom

10/9/2025, 10:53:00 PM | 36 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ๐š‚๐šž๐š‹๐šž๐š›๐š‹๐šŠ๐š— ๐š…๐šŠ๐š–๐š™๐š’๐š›๐šŽ (@suburban-vampire.bsky.social)

Everything is just going to get worse, isn't it? There's nothing to look forward to except the end.

11/9/2025, 7:09:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ๐š‚๐šž๐š‹๐šž๐š›๐š‹๐šŠ๐š— ๐š…๐šŠ๐š–๐š™๐š’๐š›๐šŽ (@suburban-vampire.bsky.social) reply parent

America: the richest country in the world, and also the biggest fucking failure in the world. America lacks a real healthcare system so this is the result. I'm so tired of living here with this

11/9/2025, 7:02:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Madhu Pai, MD, PhD (@madhupai.bsky.social) reposted

Trust good old free market America to make an billion dollar industry out of mass murder of kids www.npr.org/2025/09/08/n...

10/9/2025, 3:35:51 AM | 66 28 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brad Takei (@bradtakei.bsky.social) reposted

I may be American, but Iโ€™ll never be the Gestapo.

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10/9/2025, 6:05:46 PM | 3923 575 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen (@abbyhiggs.bsky.social) reposted

MAGA 3 days ago: Chicago is about to find out the meaning of WAR MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence

11/9/2025, 12:55:19 AM | 18539 5694 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Will Weldon (@oldmanweldon.bsky.social) reposted

As far as I can tell, Obama made no public statement after Melissa Hortman and her husband were killed and two others were shot (including a second Dem state rep), but has immediately put one out for Charlie Kirk. Absolutely black piling.

10/9/2025, 11:38:53 PM | 327 58 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrea Love, PhD | Biomedical Scientist (@drandrealove.bsky.social) reposted

Gun violence is the leading cause of childhood death in the US today.

11/9/2025, 12:02:50 AM | 433 110 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ๐š‚๐šž๐š‹๐šž๐š›๐š‹๐šŠ๐š— ๐š…๐šŠ๐š–๐š™๐š’๐š›๐šŽ (@suburban-vampire.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm really tired of "party of law and order" thing. It's from pre-Trump times and doesn't work in today's zeitgeist

11/9/2025, 6:48:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ๐š‚๐šž๐š‹๐šž๐š›๐š‹๐šŠ๐š— ๐š…๐šŠ๐š–๐š™๐š’๐š›๐šŽ (@suburban-vampire.bsky.social) reply parent

What I don't and will never tolerate is hateful fucking freaks like Charlie Kirk.

11/9/2025, 6:42:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mediumvillain (@mediumvillain.bsky.social) reposted

political violence is happening in America literally every single day, round the clock, at scale, but nobody ever says "political violence has absolutely no place in our country" until a white right wing guy gets shot.

10/9/2025, 8:04:30 PM | 225 80 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ApocalypticaNow (@apocalypticanow.bsky.social) reposted

I'm pretty sure simply pointing out all the ways Kirk endorsed and encouraged violence, especially gun violence, is being interpreted as celebrating his death. Rightwingers have never been good at nuance.

10/9/2025, 11:05:18 PM | 831 112 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ๐š‚๐šž๐š‹๐šž๐š›๐š‹๐šŠ๐š— ๐š…๐šŠ๐š–๐š™๐š’๐š›๐šŽ (@suburban-vampire.bsky.social) reply parent

Since the American system is already doing what it can to fuck me over and kill me, as a citizen, I don't see how that's really much fucking different. Oh I might get randomly shot. Just like EVERY OTHER DAY IN AMERICA. Fuck it, at least if I die young I won't have to die from preventable disease

11/9/2025, 6:37:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ๐š‚๐šž๐š‹๐šž๐š›๐š‹๐šŠ๐š— ๐š…๐šŠ๐š–๐š™๐š’๐š›๐šŽ (@suburban-vampire.bsky.social) reply parent

You shouldn't, his friends and family are pretty much all fucked up Nazi freaks like him. Thats why they're friends with the guy....

11/9/2025, 6:33:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ๐š‚๐šž๐š‹๐šž๐š›๐š‹๐šŠ๐š— ๐š…๐šŠ๐š–๐š™๐š’๐š›๐šŽ (@suburban-vampire.bsky.social) reply parent

That's an amazing amount of money.

11/9/2025, 6:30:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Chovanec (@prchovanec.bsky.social) reposted

Speaker Johnson saying "This is not who we are" is about the dumbest thing someone could say at this moment. This is exactly who were have become, often several times a week.

10/9/2025, 8:58:27 PM | 1676 302 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ๐š‚๐šž๐š‹๐šž๐š›๐š‹๐šŠ๐š— ๐š…๐šŠ๐š–๐š™๐š’๐š›๐šŽ (@suburban-vampire.bsky.social) reply parent

He was a horrible violent bigot who advocated for the worst and most violent and hateful takes on everything. Fuck Charlie Kirk.

11/9/2025, 6:25:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ๐š‚๐šž๐š‹๐šž๐š›๐š‹๐šŠ๐š— ๐š…๐šŠ๐š–๐š™๐š’๐š›๐šŽ (@suburban-vampire.bsky.social) reply parent

Go the fuck away already you old pathetic loser. I'm so tired of this shit, but seeing this post from you here is most unwanted and unwelcome. You lost to Donald Trump and should forever hide your face in shame. Fuck off

11/9/2025, 6:20:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kristi Yamaguccimane (@wapplehouse.bsky.social) reposted

Thought for sure this had to be fake but nope www.newsweek.com/charlie-kirk...

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11/9/2025, 12:26:33 AM | 2597 756 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RedPagan Nikole #IsraelKilledTransPrisoners โ˜ญ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡พ (@comraderedpagan.bsky.social) reposted

How it feels to deal with liberal "friends" today

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11/9/2025, 2:01:51 AM | 165 31 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Disney Prime Video + (@disneyprimevideo.bsky.social) reposted

How to Talk to Boomer Parents About Charlie Kirk (2025)

Parkland School Division presents How to Talk toBoomer Parents About Charlie Kirk A Guide for Fed-Up Childrenand Survivors of School Shootings The most frequentlyasked questions including:โ€œVaxxed?โ€โ€œIs God punishing mefor beating my wife?โ€โ€Why do bad things happen to white people?โ€โ€œWill I ever drink liberal tears again?โ€โ€œIs the gun store open?โ€and more...
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Profile picture ๐š‚๐šž๐š‹๐šž๐š›๐š‹๐šŠ๐š— ๐š…๐šŠ๐š–๐š™๐š’๐š›๐šŽ (@suburban-vampire.bsky.social) reply parent

"Islam is the sword the left uses to slit the throat of America" - Charlie Kirk

11/9/2025, 6:10:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ๐š‚๐šž๐š‹๐šž๐š›๐š‹๐šŠ๐š— ๐š…๐šŠ๐š–๐š™๐š’๐š›๐šŽ (@suburban-vampire.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd expect nothing less from a fucking MSNBC guy.

11/9/2025, 6:05:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ๐š‚๐šž๐š‹๐šž๐š›๐š‹๐šŠ๐š— ๐š…๐šŠ๐š–๐š™๐š’๐š›๐šŽ (@suburban-vampire.bsky.social) reply parent

Shut up and go away you historic fucking loser.

11/9/2025, 6:04:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alanna Smith (@alannamode.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

But like... RIGHT in the middle

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10/9/2025, 8:11:57 PM | 96 20 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) (@iwriteok.bsky.social) reposted

thank goodness Kash Patel cleaned house in the SLC FBI office. clearly everyone was made a lot safer.

11/9/2025, 12:55:31 AM | 1566 248 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mar Hicks (@histoftech.bsky.social) reposted

Amazing how those democratic lawmakers who were hunted down in their homes in the middle of the night in Minnesota werenโ€™t a watershed moment of political violence, huh?

11/9/2025, 5:10:23 AM | 16557 4669 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Will Stancil (@whstancil.bsky.social) reposted

These are calls for mass political violence, against all Democrats. They openly call for the bombing of "Democrat" cities and for the jailing or killing of Democratic politicians. They are from some of the most influential voices in right-wing politics. Will anyone say anything?

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Profile picture ๐š‚๐šž๐š‹๐šž๐š›๐š‹๐šŠ๐š— ๐š…๐šŠ๐š–๐š™๐š’๐š›๐šŽ (@suburban-vampire.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck Charlie Kirk. He was a vile and terrible person that advocated for violence and hatred with every fucking breath. The world is better off without him in it and it serves him fucking right. You're still a drone striking murderer yourself, so maybe just shut the fuck up forever.

11/9/2025, 5:54:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ๐š‚๐šž๐š‹๐šž๐š›๐š‹๐šŠ๐š— ๐š…๐šŠ๐š–๐š™๐š’๐š›๐šŽ (@suburban-vampire.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm not going to feel bad for the woman who willingly married and fucked Charlie Kirk. I'm not going to and you can't make me.

11/9/2025, 5:50:55 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ๐š‚๐šž๐š‹๐šž๐š›๐š‹๐šŠ๐š— ๐š…๐šŠ๐š–๐š™๐š’๐š›๐šŽ (@suburban-vampire.bsky.social) reply parent

Bitch, please.

11/9/2025, 3:59:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) (@iwriteok.bsky.social) reposted

people saying "the shooter must've been a sniper" or "this was a professional hit" don't know what they're talking about. literally millions of Americans are technically capable of a shot like that we did have a high profile assassination by a marine corps sharpshooter...and it took him 3 rounds

11/9/2025, 3:44:49 AM | 2154 160 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Kluwe (@chriswarcraft.bsky.social) reposted

It is possible to hold both of these things true at the same time: 1) political violence is never an appropriate choice in a civilized society 2) Charlie Kirkโ€™s dream is to create exactly the kind of society he currently lives in, as spoken from his own mouth

10/9/2025, 7:38:02 PM | 10185 2163 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stella Chung (@parallaxstella.bsky.social) reposted

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Profile picture Karen Attiah (@karenattiah.bsky.social) reposted

โ€œBlack women do not have the brain processing power to be taken seriously. You have to go steal a white personโ€™s slotโ€. -Charlie Kirk

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Profile picture ๐š‚๐šž๐š‹๐šž๐š›๐š‹๐šŠ๐š— ๐š…๐šŠ๐š–๐š™๐š’๐š›๐šŽ (@suburban-vampire.bsky.social) reply parent

Americans are entirely full of shit on this topic. Shooting after shooting after shooting. Columbine was over TWENTY FIVE YEARS AGO. Nothing has changed because nothing will change. So miss me with your incredibly insincere bullshit.

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Profile picture ๐š‚๐šž๐š‹๐šž๐š›๐š‹๐šŠ๐š— ๐š…๐šŠ๐š–๐š™๐š’๐š›๐šŽ (@suburban-vampire.bsky.social) reply parent

Violent revolution is the only solution

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Profile picture ๐š‚๐šž๐š‹๐šž๐š›๐š‹๐šŠ๐š— ๐š…๐šŠ๐š–๐š™๐š’๐š›๐šŽ (@suburban-vampire.bsky.social) reply parent

Charlie Kirk:
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Profile picture cait (and adonis) (@cait.bsky.social) reposted

it's giving

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Profile picture ๐š‚๐šž๐š‹๐šž๐š›๐š‹๐šŠ๐š— ๐š…๐šŠ๐š–๐š™๐š’๐š›๐šŽ (@suburban-vampire.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump didn't write that one

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Profile picture ๐š‚๐šž๐š‹๐šž๐š›๐š‹๐šŠ๐š— ๐š…๐šŠ๐š–๐š™๐š’๐š›๐šŽ (@suburban-vampire.bsky.social) reply parent

When business idiots try to do creative things LOL

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Profile picture merritt (@merrittk.com) reposted

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Profile picture ๐š‚๐šž๐š‹๐šž๐š›๐š‹๐šŠ๐š— ๐š…๐šŠ๐š–๐š™๐š’๐š›๐šŽ (@suburban-vampire.bsky.social) reply parent

Newer Tech: Probably like $300 more than last year Looking like a douche with the worst taste: PRICELESS

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Profile picture ๐š‚๐šž๐š‹๐šž๐š›๐š‹๐šŠ๐š— ๐š…๐šŠ๐š–๐š™๐š’๐š›๐šŽ (@suburban-vampire.bsky.social) reply parent

or maybe Baz Luhrmann's Leon: The Professional

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Profile picture ๐š‚๐šž๐š‹๐šž๐š›๐š‹๐šŠ๐š— ๐š…๐šŠ๐š–๐š™๐š’๐š›๐šŽ (@suburban-vampire.bsky.social) reply parent

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Bryan Fuller's Sin City

a screenshot from the trailer for Dust Bunney, featuring Sigourney Weaver dual wielding what appear to be pointy high heeled shoes with pistols integrated into them
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Profile picture Matt Binder (@mattbinder.bsky.social) reposted

Andrew Cuomo standing next to a sign that says in big letters "America deserved 9/11" with no additional context other than a photo of a Twitch streamer that most regular New Yorkers have never heard of what a fantastically run campaign

Holly Pretsky @hollypret Near WTC memorial, Andrew Cuomo is accepting the endorsement of a 9/11 first responder, where speaker is criticizing Mamdani's association with leftist streamer Hasan Piker 1:38 PM โ€ข Sep 9, 2025
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Profile picture pixelatedboat aka โ€œmr blueskyโ€ (@pixelatedboat.bsky.social) reposted

Interesting that no one is criticising Bill Clinton for this birthday note he sent to Epstein ๐Ÿค”

MISTER POLICE. YOU COULD HAVE SAVED HER I GAVE YOU ALL THE CLUES
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Profile picture Dan Collen (@dancollen.bsky.social) reposted

An easy story for reporters in tech and extremism right now might be to ask major music streaming platforms why they quietly let Skrewdriver back on some time this year

A screenshot of Apple Music which shows a playlist of Skrewdriver songs under a
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I'm sure it's going to be terrible! LOL

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Profile picture Matt Binder (@mattbinder.bsky.social) reposted

Donald Trump's Epstein birthday letter drawing is even weirder than i thought it would be

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Aryan porn

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Profile picture lowtax speedrun enjoyer (@rickywlmsbong.bsky.social) reposted

one of these is not like the other! they're really weird!

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They owe you so many Internet Dollars for this!

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The pay package includes conditions that are impossible for Tesla to hit, it's not a real offer LOL

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It's cool how we "can't afford" universal healthcare because the kind of people who can and do spend almost $4 million USD on a STAR WARS PROP don't fucking pay taxes. Fuck this joke of a nation

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Wait, really?

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Thanks, now I'm even more frightened for when Trump's health inevitably fails and we get THIS GUY'S #1 pal as President!

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Profile picture Paul F. Tompkins (@pftompkins.bsky.social) reposted

I am playing TWO roles on this weekโ€™s Amyโ€™s Dead End Dreamhouse and I ate the equivalent of ONE and A HALF sandwiches whilst doing so Watch it on Nebula! nebula.tv/dreamhouse

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It's your unflinching commitment to the method which has always made me respect your dramatic skills

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"Monopoly Good and Very Legal, Actually" - Trump Admin

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Profile picture Microplastics Sommelier (@leastactionhero.bsky.social) reposted

Gorn Girl

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Pretty sure that's the point, guys....

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Profile picture Marco Foster (@marcofoster.bsky.social) reposted

JUST NOW: Donald Trump is booed by the crowd as he arrives at Arthur Ashe Stadium for the US Open menโ€™s final

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"My worm hungers for human blood!" he was reported as saying while shaking violently and banging his hands uncontrollably on the desk...

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A guy using some sort of long sticks setup in a contraption to make / blow a gigantic soap bubble
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From the era when "She has a nose piercing!" was considered edgy LOL

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There are cats and then there's Moxie

Moxie, laying on an upside down laptop desk mat like a little princess
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"AI" based enshittification and fraud strikes again!

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Fell For It Again Award winner!

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Profile picture ๐š‚๐šž๐š‹๐šž๐š›๐š‹๐šŠ๐š— ๐š…๐šŠ๐š–๐š™๐š’๐š›๐šŽ (@suburban-vampire.bsky.social) reply parent

The award for Most Asymmetrical Head goes to....

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For those not aware: Rob Schneider is a former comedian whose career peaked about 20 years ago and who recently converted to Catholicism, as a full grown adult. LOL

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Wow, what an amazingly shitty take! Keep being terrible and irrelevant LOL

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Profile picture ๐š‚๐šž๐š‹๐šž๐š›๐š‹๐šŠ๐š— ๐š…๐šŠ๐š–๐š™๐š’๐š›๐šŽ (@suburban-vampire.bsky.social) reply parent

Given that "AI" is far from being capable or appropriate for that, how about you go read some journalism basics you fucking doofuses?!

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Anyone who thinks he doesn't have the intellect of a child, you are stupid or lying

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Profile picture ๐š‚๐šž๐š‹๐šž๐š›๐š‹๐šŠ๐š— ๐š…๐šŠ๐š–๐š™๐š’๐š›๐šŽ (@suburban-vampire.bsky.social) reply parent

I feel like there's a weird cultural ghost that lingers from the 80s and 90s, when games were basically seen as stuff made and marketed for 13 year old boys and sold at like Toys R Us next to GI Joes and Barbies.... It's 2025, catch up idiots!

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Go back to college you fucking doofuses

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Profile picture ๐š‚๐šž๐š‹๐šž๐š›๐š‹๐šŠ๐š— ๐š…๐šŠ๐š–๐š™๐š’๐š›๐šŽ (@suburban-vampire.bsky.social) reply parent

That's such a confusingly good combination of smells, I can't even

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Really makes ya think

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Everyone's always asking "Why did he kill them?" but not "how did he kill them?"...

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Oh no! How will I ever live not knowing more about her mother, who was studying spiders in South America?!

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Not a care in the world and all the comfort of a loving home, he purrs in his sleep ๐Ÿ˜ป

Mackie the cat, sleeping in the most relaxed way and smiling a little
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I'm having a hard time with you not thinking about this post for 2 seconds before posting it. Like, do you think reality TV is instantaneous in its production and that editing and post production just happen by magic? Like, come on

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Profile picture Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted

Can Tylenol sue this quack? Because it seems they should sue this quack

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Of course she looks like that...

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Presidential Psychosis Level: Burnt Auburn

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Uwe Boll's Barbie

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Profile picture Jess Piper (@piperformissouri.bsky.social) reposted

My godโ€ฆ

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Profile picture Megan Fox (@glassbottommeg.bsky.social) reposted

Yeah I'm still mad about this. Like literally the only thing Android has going for it is "it's not the walled garden that Apple is", and if you take that away. Uhhhh. Why the fuck would anyone pick them? I can't imagine anyone having brand loyalty for fuckin Google at this point. So. Uhhh.

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Motivation music! LOL

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Profile picture Ness ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@vriccithode.bsky.social) reposted

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿช“๐Ÿ˜ฌ

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"I cherish peace! I will do anything and kill anyone I have to in order to achieve it!"

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Profile picture The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted

Rudy Giuliani Awarded Presidential Medal Of Incest

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