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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social)

Yup

1/9/2025, 10:10:57 PM | 11 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 7:23:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social) reply parent

Cheers My handsome lad But I’ve still got the annoying spaniel* * don’t tell him- I love him as well

1/9/2025, 7:09:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh I know But it’s hotels that are triggering the racist knuckle heads

1/9/2025, 1:56:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social)

Stolen from FB

1/9/2025, 1:17:41 PM | 34 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social)

Bet he’s not seen his own dick for years

1/9/2025, 12:52:30 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bet he’s not seen his own dick for years

1/9/2025, 12:52:22 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m so sorry I lost my beloved lab last month and it still hurts Thoughts and wishes

1/9/2025, 10:46:07 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social)

Date #38 (XXXVIII) update I think we broke the puppy No That’s not an euphemism And then we had Sunday lunch at 7pm!

1/9/2025, 12:08:43 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social)

After days of speculation that Trump is dead, he is finally seen in public

31/8/2025, 11:50:16 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social)

Wonderwall

31/8/2025, 11:43:51 PM | 12 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wonderwall

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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social)

31/8/2025, 4:41:27 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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North Yorkshire

31/8/2025, 11:10:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m left handed Don’t see a problem with that

31/8/2025, 9:03:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Where I live most people I know have firearms Licensed firearms

31/8/2025, 9:02:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social)

Date #37 (XXXVII) update First time she’s cooked for me. Homemade burgers and fries A couple of hours puppy madness when she turns into the pic Then just a lovely evening talking and being together Wonderful (And date #38 tomorrow!)

30/8/2025, 11:19:50 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social)

Wow! This must be my most liked and reposted post on here Make me think the world isn’t completely fucked

30/8/2025, 11:17:03 PM | 21 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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It really was

30/8/2025, 11:15:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dessert It was like a panacotta or rice pudding Very nice and I’m not a dessert person

30/8/2025, 11:13:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There was some meat but also a veggie option The highlights were prob the veg parts but it was all lovely

30/8/2025, 11:11:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The rice was lovely

30/8/2025, 11:11:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social) reply parent

Took the cake home- and managed to grab a spare - for my kids

30/8/2025, 11:10:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The beans were lovely

30/8/2025, 11:06:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It was in the local rugby club bar

30/8/2025, 8:45:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did you get lost on the way to Twatter?

30/8/2025, 1:52:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stole Dammit

30/8/2025, 1:48:33 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social) reply parent

ANGELA RAYNER STOKE A CARDBOARD BOX RESIGN NOW RAYNER

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Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social)

ANGELA RAYNER STOKE A CARDBOARD BOX RESIGN NOW RAYNER

30/8/2025, 1:09:34 PM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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North Yorkshire

30/8/2025, 12:37:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social)

Went to an Afghan pop up restaurant last night- the food was all cooked by Afghan refugees who had settled in my town Amazing food, lovely people, a great night. Thank you Oh, and fuck you Fartage

30/8/2025, 7:11:19 AM | 3414 328 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not full Just those wearing stupid red hats

29/8/2025, 5:35:56 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social) reply parent

More like a septic tank On another note How’s Rogue Trooper coming along? I’m v excited about it

29/8/2025, 5:35:22 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social) reply parent

A major news channel funded by us (no names) should do a documentary about life in migrant hotels Show the truth

29/8/2025, 5:32:50 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ve no interest in visiting North America Except to go to Canada

29/8/2025, 5:30:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social) reply parent

Last school shooting in the USA: yesterday Last school shooting in the UK: 1996

29/8/2025, 5:28:46 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social)

Last school shooting in the USA: yesterday Last school shooting in the UK: 1996

29/8/2025, 5:28:36 PM | 19 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social)

FFS it’s 1984 isn’t it Rewriting history An insurrectionist is now a fucking hero

29/8/2025, 5:23:20 PM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social) reply parent

And I’m pretty sure we invented sparkling wine in the first place

29/8/2025, 5:21:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nope Cartoon in the Guardian Hard hitting isn’t it

29/8/2025, 5:20:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social) reply parent

Well he can hardly blame the true cause can he? His beloved Brexit

29/8/2025, 5:20:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social)

Unbelievable Except it’s not

29/8/2025, 4:42:00 PM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social)

29/8/2025, 4:39:08 PM | 11 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social)

Hahaha fartage will be having conniptions

29/8/2025, 4:32:42 PM | 18 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sorry Had to

29/8/2025, 4:32:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social) reply parent

Cava is just as good If not better

29/8/2025, 4:31:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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God Only Knows why he said that

29/8/2025, 4:23:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social)

Oasis?

29/8/2025, 3:25:26 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social)

29/8/2025, 1:59:42 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 1:59:23 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social) reply parent

Shame I always thought he was a decent bloke

29/8/2025, 12:57:41 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Love that!

29/8/2025, 12:53:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 12:51:48 PM | 54 19 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social)

The bit fartage will never tell you

29/8/2025, 12:41:51 PM | 102 59 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is becoming a reality

29/8/2025, 11:41:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social)

This is becoming a reality

29/8/2025, 11:41:21 AM | 9 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social)

29/8/2025, 8:59:42 AM | 34 10 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good alliteration

28/8/2025, 7:19:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social) reply parent

Pigshit has a use

28/8/2025, 7:18:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social)

Finally! In under a minute!

28/8/2025, 5:44:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social)

Mitochondria are pretty damn useful Like to see him live without them

28/8/2025, 1:02:14 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social) reply parent

Mitochondria are pretty damn useful Like to see him live without them

28/8/2025, 1:02:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social)

28/8/2025, 9:05:41 AM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social)

You may have had a shite day But this fella maybe has had a worse day

27/8/2025, 9:52:31 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social) reply parent

A bloody marathon ….

27/8/2025, 9:42:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social) reply parent

Ohhhh….

27/8/2025, 9:35:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s why we watch live sport

27/8/2025, 9:32:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social)

Hahahahahahahahaha haha Hahahahahahahahaha haha Hahahahahahahahaha haha Hahahahahahahahaha haha

27/8/2025, 9:24:57 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social) reply parent

Hope Bruno skys it Mithering little twat He won’t tho

27/8/2025, 9:00:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social) reply parent

Penalties! For one team it’s a chance to write their names in local History To be legend To never have to buy a pint in town again Cmon MAN U - you can do it!

27/8/2025, 8:58:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social)

Penalties! For one team it’s a chance to write their names in local History To be legend To never have to buy a pint in town again Cmon MAN U - you can do it!

27/8/2025, 8:58:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social) reply parent

C u next Tuesday? In a replay? Or is it now pens tonight?

27/8/2025, 8:52:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t say that! They nearly just scored

27/8/2025, 8:44:53 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Manchester during a hose pipe ban

27/8/2025, 8:30:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social) reply parent

Seems like the whole Utd team are on strike today

27/8/2025, 8:27:45 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social) reply parent

Bet it’s bouncing! Good luck Hope they win

27/8/2025, 8:25:55 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social)

In the cup competitions I always try to support the underdog So… CMON MAN U!!!!

27/8/2025, 8:19:24 PM | 20 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social) reply parent

Suppose the national guard have to eat somewhere

27/8/2025, 7:22:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social)

Oh yes I’ll do that straight away! Don’t want my license to be revoked FFS

27/8/2025, 8:46:48 AM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social) reply parent

youtu.be/79fzeNUqQbQ?...

26/8/2025, 10:23:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social)

The fielding in cricket these days is next level # Rollerball

26/8/2025, 7:45:48 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social)

My office for the day!

26/8/2025, 3:11:26 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social)

Day off Cricket this afternoon So why not?

26/8/2025, 11:05:27 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you I thought people would hate this! But I’m just trying to show that you can find someone in your 50s And I’m not sure what to call it But it’s all kind of wonderful

25/8/2025, 8:44:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social) reply parent

One of those

25/8/2025, 8:02:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social)

Date #36 (XXXVI) I think Lou Reed summed it up perfectly in 1972

25/8/2025, 7:44:09 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social)

Just found an odd map in a box of photos of my kids. Anyone recognise it?* * I did but it took a moment or three

24/8/2025, 5:53:30 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social)

Date #36 (XXXVI) tomorrow First trip to the seaside (or anywhere!) for the puppy And looks like it will be SCORCHIO!!!!

24/8/2025, 5:00:58 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social)

Interesting Always read “ dining across the divide” in the Guardian Sunyi was for 4 years (due to a bureaucratic cock up) here illegally From their bios Which one is the scrounger?

24/8/2025, 4:48:42 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social) reply parent

I think it’s a valid point- all the far right seem to think that refugees are getting 5 star service - they are not. They get fed shite food in overcrowded conditions probably a lot worse than where Lucy was- as I doubt she was in a high security nick.

24/8/2025, 2:42:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s a hard life- especially if you’re a manager for a brewery as I was - my hourly rate must have been half that of the cleaners as I was salaried.

24/8/2025, 2:13:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social) reply parent

Indeed

24/8/2025, 2:02:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/8/2025, 2:01:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social)

I wouldn’t normally do this - but I’ve got to wonder - who gets the better quality of food? Immigrants housed in 5 star hotels Or “Political” prisoners in jail ?

24/8/2025, 10:20:23 AM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social) reply parent

“If citizens are Show more”??? Is she even semi-literate?

24/8/2025, 10:14:40 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social) reply parent

First rule of being a publican Avoid talk of religion and politics

23/8/2025, 8:15:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social)

Over 20 years ago I used to be a pub landlord I cannot say how much of a thrill I still get at being able to be in my pyjamas at 9pm on a Saturday night

23/8/2025, 7:59:46 PM | 22 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social) reply parent

What happened to Beamish stout? And Murphy’s ? Are they still a thing?

23/8/2025, 6:21:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social) reply parent

No Not you

23/8/2025, 6:15:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Suella De-Vil First Female Britain First MP (maybe) -parody (@suellade.bsky.social)

Can I phone a friend?

23/8/2025, 6:05:53 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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