i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat
Love Parkview Field
Wow, this is how I hear
Aretha Franklin in a high school gymnasium. Same place had Ray Charles the next year, saw him too.
Frey: And don't just say, this is about thoughts and prayers right now. These kids were literally praying. It was the first week of school. They were in a church.
I’ve been thinking a lot about Khrushchev’s Secret Speech and wondering who in the GOP will try to play that role and reconsolidate power.
That’s right
this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like
Really don't get why conservatives are so mad about the new Cracker Barrel logo
[writing the constitution] Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president" Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
civilization vi leader two turns before you destroy his lone attacking trebuchet unit with a missile cruiser
Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci! ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
If you put the DOGE guys on a desert island where the only way out was to say the magic words “I’m not sure what the answer is, let me consult someone who has worked on this problem for a long time” they would all starve to death
I’ve been lukewarm on Marian but last night’s episode sent me over the edge. Just wait until he is back and confront him if it’s that big a deal!
The fruit!
i CANNOT stop watching this
It's become clear that this administration is just a protracted war on anybody who's read a book without pictures in it. It's a miracle we're all still getting up and going to work every morning. The psychological drain is the point, and I'm increasingly grateful to the people who are still decent.
Some Saturday afternoon my dad and I turned this on on TNT right before the mascot fight and it became an absolute legend in our family
wazzzaaaa dude happy birthday lol 😝 hope you’re having a good one wish i was there Also we all know the secret we share. Into the depths of darkness men like us tread. The hunger that drives us away from the light.
I’ve also heard they’re a great live show
This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.
Entirety Of Objectionable Human Behavior Explained To Toddler As Person Acting Silly theonion.com/entiret...
darth vader: (arm extended dramatically) join the dark side way too many people, way too willingly: ok darth vader: (quickly withdrawing arm) jesus christ
Rolled into the elementary school cafeteria during lunch for this!
Okay I hadn’t seen this but I had seen someone parodying it by getting her husband a slab of concrete and now that at least makes a little more sense
You know the Kelloggs founders are looking down at this scandalized that their anti-masturbation wellness corn flakes have been seized by decadent Italian nut butter merchants
I used to use grok as a verb all the time…now if I catch myself doing it I’m worried people think I’m a tool
America is beautiful, contradictory, unfinished. I am proud of our country even as we constantly strive to make it better, to protect and deepen our democracy, to fulfill its promise for each and every person who calls it home. Happy Independence Day. No Kings in America.
Happy 4th of July, Batman.
The fuckers will do what they’ll do but that’s never gonna stop me from trying to be a good person. So fuck them with an oil rig.
I laughed so hard I dropped my phone into the abyss under the ottoman
you have been visited by "Le Boulanger Quebecois" repost to receive his blessing
Supreme Court Rules 6-3 To Open Evil Tomb Of Batibat
lol and may i add lmao
they’re assembling the pervert megazord
"i asked chatgpt" yeah well i went to the doctor, i went to the mountains, i looked to the children, i drank from the fountains there's more than one answer to these questions pointing me in a crooked line and the less I seek my source for some definitive closer I am to fine
Mom? Hey, it's JD. Yeah, work is going great. They're giving me so much important stuff to do. So do you know what baitposting is? No... (chuckle), no it's not one of my anime things. Iran? No, I'm actually not sure, someone's gonna let me know.
James Gunn, man. I haven't seen a frame of the new Superman movie beyond what's in the trailers, but how can you not want to root for this dude. www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...
![Q: How do you want to be remembered? Have you thought about this? James Gunn: I don’t give a shit. I want to be remembered that I was nice to my family, that my family and friends love me, but I don’t believe in any of that shit. First of all, everything’s a sand castle. Somebody wrote me that the other day. “We have these problems, but that doesn’t last. What will be remembered forever is the movies.” I’m like, “No, it won’t. It’s just fucking disintegrating with everything else.” What I really do care [about is] that I’m good to my wife, and I really do care that I’m good to my friends and my brothers and my sister and my mom. I went to the funeral of one friend a few years ago, and he was split up from his wife, but he hadn’t treated her well, hadn’t treated his friends well. He had stood me up three times, supposed to meet me for lunch or something, and didn’t show up. Funerals are always sad, but I think there’s a kind of fulfilling sad where people are crying because they love somebody so much. And then there’s this sort of depressing sad, where it’s like he just disappointed everybody, and it’s really hard for people to say nice things. We loved him, but it was hard, and that really affected me. I’m like, “I don’t want my funeral to be that.” So I guess I really do think about it sometimes, but in terms of that: I want people to cry because I was good to them.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:buy3qvqcj3o76leo6ap7pn2p/bafkreibiw5iug3diviwegs4q6dtplhu5vb4nehhkrqwzvnfbkrgksatj2e@jpeg "Click to view full size")
Bullit
We may be witnessing the most globally embarrassing thing ever to happen to the United States.
The photos coming from Trump’s birthday parade are just incredible. No one showed up.
they're having a hard time hiding their boredom
I did not edit this, this is the actual parade with the actual music being played. CINEMATIC
ChatGPT: Jodie Foster would love it if you became her avenging angel — the Great Red Dragon that cleanses the world. Sic semper tyrannis. The scum and filth shall be privy to a great becoming. ME: is that true? ChatGPT: No, that was a lie, and I want to thank you for holding me accountable.
It is 100% carrying water for the opposition to participate in this collective delusion that Dems for some reason need to answer for every teen who throws a rock rather than hold the Trump admin accountable for intentionally creating chaos and breaking the law to stoke violence. They are in charge.
Oh yes, everyone in Ellettsville will say, “We don’t want to become like Bloomington” and you’re supposed to understand the implication.
If your boss tells you to lie to teachers, hide your identity, and steal 1st graders from their schools you have a bad job and an evil boss and you should say no
Oh man they used to convene at Lake Saint Mary’s in Ohio because it’s a shallow lake. It was wild to see them just out and about.
I worry that recommendation algorithms may be getting too good.
Haliburton, as called in: Brazil, France, Iceland, U.S. (in Spanish), Albania, U.S. (ESPN Radio), Indianapolis, Oklahoma City, the Netherlands, Türkiye, Canada, and Croatia:
Weird they're showing Swan Lake on Fox right now
LinkedIn has a fun little stable of daily games.
@clairemcnear.bsky.social you know about how many years of prior episodes they’re planning to put up?
Can confirm, he genuinely hates it. Ask anyone in Bloomington.
Ground Bird
Better than it had any right to be.
CERVEZA CRISTAL!! @edsbs.bsky.social youtu.be/tX5jrYycM-4
spectacular
Did he vote at the meeting this morning, or was that Carlie?
Between this and the guy Bix shoots who eats it, great falls in Andor
Me when I blur my background on zoom
I was with it up until the montage of modern robots.
this is a letter to the editor from a high school track runner who came in second to a trans girl in a race. her state house rep in maine started talking about it. so she wrote this: www.pressherald.com/2025/05/14/r...
This is most Menards thing I’ve ever seen
How could you not be impressed by a bird in your yard? This dude can fly anywhere and it came here to hang out with you
Pocket sausages for travelers?
Pope Leo spotted on the 2005 World Series broadcast
Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope
Genuinely has anyone *ever* been owned so badly as a man who converts to a new religion as an adult and sorta makes it his whole thing only to see the literal head of that religion rebuke his entire deal and then they choose the NEXT head of the religion specifically because he doesn't like you
Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’
you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"
Chicago Pope's here
FUCKING AROUND
A reminder.
after this last few months I think I am now in critical support of all weird ultrarich people hobbies. take that horse dancing class. I love that yoga retreat for you. tighten up that golf swing. search the ocean floor for ancient shipwrecks. anything that keeps you in your business and out of ours
okay apparently we're all having Cubist Boob Weather for the forseeable future
My posting strategy: kevinparry.tv/blog/crackin...
We're getting pizza and I'm obsessed with this slightly broken mural that used to be about eating with your hands but now it reads like Saruman's manifesto
You there! What day is it???
I can’t believe the French just named a sandwich “Mr. Crunch” and then said “you know what, Mr. Crunch has a wife sandwich too”
these fuckers being able to destroy everything is not a foregone conclusion
Hard to believe it’s been almost a day and JD Vance has not killed again.
FMK: JD Vance edition.
in memoriams don’t usually include how they died
SORRY. Sorry. Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
Dance with Death, by Hieronymus Hess, 1841, 📸 via Vatican Media Pool
Every person with a spectrum disorder has a more valuable life than RFK Jr, and every trans/nb person has a more valuable life than JK Rowling. You are a human with dignity and they are sunken demons
Noticed a bunch of these ornate gold medallions slapped all over the Oval Office. We found em on Alibaba. “High-density Home Decoration Polyurethane Appliques Ornament PU Foam Veneer Accessories” from seller Guangzhou Homemax Decorative Material Limited. sherwood.news/power/shop-t...
It’s a long way to Tipperary
