Conscientious Constitutionalism and Political Satire.
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#ProudBlue Pigs are flying & hell froze over because I’m actually cheering on MTG. Wtf?!?! She stood up tall & strong for these survivors. I appreciate her fight in this battle. I hope she does get all of the names & reads them off on the House Floor like she said she would. Let’s go!
Moskowitz: Do you think the Epstein list should come out? Farage: I have no opinion on it. Raskin: It’s been reported that he’s called for it to be released Moskowitz: I have it here. Do you agree with yourself?
For cabbages… … and 🤴s
Never forget that the man trying to disrupt the news conference, moved one of the other perpetrators to a cushy jail to maintain her silence.
Brainstorming! 🍻
I wouldn't even use him as ballast. Not fertilizer. Not pig food. We could probably find a way to convince Elon to shitrocket him into the sun, but even that would most likely end in failure.
That's your rebuttal? Encouraging an award winning author to look at the pictures you posted? Seems a bit pre-school, but ok.
We call that a traitor.
How dare he. How fucking dare this man invoke the demon of slavery to downplay and discredit LIFE SAVING MEDICAL SCIENCE! WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUUUUUUCK!? Flerda is the Flerda of Flerda.
Member that anchient doge meme, from the before times, in the long-long ago? Such human. Very person. Wow.
A 4 jet flyover in honor of "a fallen Polish pilot"? Well, great timing, jackass. What a goddamned dickhead. Unfuckingbelievable.
That thing is hideous. Art the clown and Billy from Saw have more appeal.
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Hear the survivors. 10:30 AM EST / 7:30 AM PST www.youtube.com/live/q6fUosr...
🎶We can hit Putin, right where he's shootin', and deal with Xi. 🎶
Because they already know and are hiding the fact that the President of the United States of America is a pedophile.
If we can't live in peace, ICE shouldn't either.
“He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.” —Declaration of Independence, 1776
Writing for the majority, Judge Leslie H. Southwick explained: “A country’s encouraging its residents and citizens to enter this country illegally is not the modern-day equivalent of sending an armed, organized force to occupy, to disrupt or to otherwise harm the United States.”
If this administration can convince your neighbor and/or your grandmother that you are a terrorist, they'll have us all fighting each other.
Oi, Which 'designated narco terrorist org'? Who designated it? Are you saying Maduro was on it? Or are you saying the Epstein files were on it? Are we at war with Venezuela? Clean up the drug problem in 🇺🇸 first. OH & BTW: Its spelled Caribbean, dum-dum. Duh.
He doesn't even blink like a human.
That's called the "alcholic body type". Nothing looks good on it, to be fair.
Yuuuuup
Massie's gettin' sassy! Pretty sure it's safe to say he ain't on the list.
I think this administration is going for a body count record that we are either unaware of or just ignoring.
Stranger danger! No means NO, KKKockeyed KKKen. Why does Paxton think that forcing himself and his personal beliefs on Texans is appropriate? Does he really think people will just lay themselves prostrate before him? He's abusing us & our children. NO MEANS NO! Put it on a fucking ballot, KKKen!
Pritzker: "When did we become a country where it's ok for the US president to insist on national television that a state should call him to beg for anything? Especially something we don't want. Have we truly lost all sense of sanity in this nation that we treat this as normal?"
Space Command is moving from Epstein, Colorado to Epstein, Alabama. Trump will announce this in an Epstein conference at Epstein o’clock.
Whoa! Thousands rally in Maine against Trump and Susan Collins — and in support of Graham Platner, who is running to replace Collins in the U.S. Senate. 🙌💪👏✊️👇
Show this to anyone you know who serves in the National Guard. A judge has ruled that the deployment of the #NationalGuard to California was ILLEGAL because it violated #PosseComitatus.
Who? 😆 🤣 😂 Just another clown in this cirque du flambe.
Get ready for SPACEBILLIES!
Watch the trump-Miller police brutalise and attack protesters in L.A. on September 1st at 1:45 am. This is a brazen constitutional violation ! The government cannot use its armed forces against peaceful protesters. This is also happening in other US Blue cities (see source below). #RESIST !!
Don't fucking come into my comments section with dumb shit. Especially if you have no clue what you're even talking about and couldn't fetch a fact if it looked like a ball and was thrown directly at your face. Fuck outa here.
Why are you here? Do you really give a single shit about anything you just asked, or are you just trying to make your 9 followers giggle at stupidity?
Just block these short-sided, single issue folks. They're not worth your time if they can't walk and chew gum at the same time, and don't understand the assignment at all.
Anyone else feel like driving their Chevy to the levy rn?
We're not all the same, and that's a beautiful thing.
Ah, now I see. Maybe keep scrolling next time, then. Personal problem solved.
Trump wants us to stop focusing on the bad parts of slavery. Wrote about how we tend not to focus on one of the worst parts—sweeping, horrific sexual violence. Christofascist patriarchs don’t want to talk about that, for obvious reasons. www.everythingishorrible.net/p/slavery-wa...
Makes me wonder what a more nefarious hacker could do to a Tesla. Elon definitely won't tell you that part.
Another way to tell is to go to their page and look at their other posts. That "pretty sure" will become an "ok, got it. lol". Definitely sarcasm.
Impeach the President. It doesn't matter that it's Trump; take the personality out of the equation. Focus on the office. Bad leaders should be removed. Preserve the office. Preserve democracy.
"...Giuliani's vehicle was struck from behind at high speed. He was transported to a nearby trauma center, where he was diagnosed with a fractured thoracic vertebrae, multiple lacerations and contusions, as well as injuries to his left arm and lower leg."
This is why Republicans have to cheat with maps. They can't win on policy.
Someone get this man's petard to hoist his mitochondrially challened ass to the nearest mirror.
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh
Meanwhile, in Oklahoma... kfor.com/news/oklahom...
Texas magas are about to fully realize their "oh shiiiit" moment. More districts means more candidates, and theyre betting on a single, snakebitten, red horse with several overweight and cockeyed jockeys.
Torturing and traumatizing children is supposed to be seen as "a cool story" to tell their friends!!!??? Fuck Donald Trump. He did this to us. He loves to torture and r*pe children, so he probably ordered ICE to stalk school drop off lines just so he can watch the footage later. It's sick & weird.
Do Republicans really think they're so popular right now that this won't backfire? All Republicans are focused on is extremely expensive taxpayer torture. Do they really think there won't be a better candidate in each of these new districts than what maga has to offer? www.npr.org/2025/08/29/n...
Make it make sense. You know what words mean, you goddamned American dumbasses. Stop pretending you can't learn a new one every now and then. Imma slap you. STOP 🫱💥 BEING 🫱💥 SO 🫱💥 STUPID 🫱💥
He was taught backward as a joke, but it's no longer funny to the rest of the planet. Creationism exists because of not trusting the experts. Pray away the gay exists because of not trusting the experts. Eugenics exists because of not trusting the experts. He can't give examples like this.
Pritzker: "No one in the administration -- the president or anybody under him -- has called anyone in my administration or me. It's clear that in secret they're are planning this invasion with US troops."
Trump’s plan to rename the Department of Defense as the Department of War shows (once again) that his self-characterization as the “pro-peace” candidate was complete bullshit. www.wsj.com/politics/nat...
Pritzker: "National Guard troops, any kind of troops, on the streets of American city don't belong unless there is an insurrection, unless there is truly an emergency. There is not."
Ashley Babbitt was a traitor to the United States of America, and she died like one. Fuck all the way off with any other take on this subject.
SOON.
Ha! Couldn't have happened to a _________ guy. I don't have an adjective to place there, so have fun MAGlibin'.
TREASON! It's really an easy word to spell and very narrowly defined, ya'll!
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Good Morning Everyone Caught on a " hot mic " Let's all understand how important our vote is We must take back the House and Senate Kim Jong Un wannabe
For the record, our division commander BANNED things called “presence patrols” in Iraq. “If you don’t have a specific task & purpose, your ‘presence’ doesn’t do anything.” National Guard stating they are now doing presence patrols in DC. A complete waste of soldier’s time & effort.
I would have "suggested" the ICE droog remove their mask and then themselves from existence. Meanwhile, this 😉 👍 👍 milky mut is gonna go purchase some Mexican flag stickers. 🇲🇽 🇲🇽 🇲🇽 🇲🇽 🇲🇽 🇲🇽 🇲🇽 🇲🇽 🇲🇽 🇲🇽 🇲🇽 🇲🇽 🇲🇽 🇲🇽 🇲🇽 porque puedo.
Constituent: You talked about abuses in the medicare and medicaid system and I found interesting that the president pardoned someone that defrauded the medicaid system for $1.3 billion
He's also the guy that hoards cans of tuna and kitty paté, then pretends he's got a bum knee to keep from going on scavenging missions.
This is good, very, very good.
Heeeer's Krasnov!
Whoever has been writing headlines at @the-independent.com recently is doing a great job
By the brilliant cartoonist Paul Fell.
They never appreciated the pearls or the patriotic act of clutching!
Ding mf ding.
Then, he closed the legal loophole in Texas, which allowed him to get such a huge settlement in 1st place.
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However, there are howevers.
Friendly reminder, ya'll! Texas law, specifically the Texas Penal Code 22.06, allows for mutual combat, which functions as an affirmative defense for assault charges if two parties mutually consent to an unarmed fight, provided no serious bodily injury occurs. 👋 😉
KKKari Fake is what happens when the Menopause Mania Monster meets the Midlife Crisis Crab and births a brood that eats itself down to a single, squirming, toothy, thing. Behold, the thing.
Won't someone think of the pearls?! My god!
Back into the ground with you! Ya goddamned graveyard ghoul! Here's hoping your days are short and filled with the ridicule of the constituents you've betrayed. Here's hoping the echoes of your idiocy produce nothing but sleepless nights. I hope the stress of it all gives your grandchildren hives.
Donald Trump is setting himself up for a longer stay in our Whitehouse, as directed by Putin. If he can manufacture a "wartime," then he can be the "wartime president," which, in his twisted understanding of our constitution & also his own job description, means no more elections until he says so.
He's going to go down as america's stupid hitler.
The First Amendment protects our right to dissent, whether President Trump likes it or not.
depopulation and establishment of "sovereign states" or corporate states run by oligarchs vis Curtis Yarvin has been Peter Thiel's expressed goal for some time now. dailytelegraph.co.nz/world/bilder...
The worm wizard has a couple of days remaining to give us the cure before we burn him at the stake for using magic. Maha.
For $3, @standupforscience.bsky.social will hand deliver a rubber duck to your rep with a message to get rid of the quack. Gimmicky, but maybe having a visual reminder will help them to remember that we want him gone. Also, a petition: www.standupforscience.net/rfk-impeachm...
The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121.
"The Trump administration seems hell-bent on such degradation. Having embarrassed itself with the illegal removal of Abrego and failure to quickly fix it, it’s now acting as a sort of dystopian travel agent in a desperate bid to avoid a criminal case that it didn’t have to bring in the first place."
Dear people who are saying that the CDC directors who quit yesterday should have “stayed and fought”, With all due respect, you do not grasp the magnitude of the problem of RFK Jr. He is asking them to do unethical and immoral things that will actively harm the people of the United States. 1/3