Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social)
that game is just sad now
Living life at the intersection of sports normie and queer nerd Lifelong #Razorback 🐗 fan | Casual #DallasCowboys 🏈 fan Bigots of all types: get lost [He/Him]
1,422 followers 1,370 following 5,714 posts
view profile on Bluesky Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social)
that game is just sad now
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social)
Tomorrow
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reposted
The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social)
I don't think UNC is winning this one
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social) reply parent
jump scare!
Preeti Chhibber (@runwithskizzers.bsky.social) reposted
Hi did you move your newsletter away from substack? drop it in the replies so people can find you and subscribe! I am big on rewarding good choices
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social)
nice. very nice. now let's see the non-scripted plays, etc, etc
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social) reply parent
That's a tough one. I think not. Barely.
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social)
1 month into #100HorrorMoviesIn92Days, and I'm at 40/100 (new to me) horror movies watched. letterboxd.com/arkfilmguy/l...
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social)
How you gonna mess up the world's easiest parallel parking job like that?!
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social) reply parent
Agreed! Prevention of extreme wealth accumulation is in everyone's best interest.
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social)
Happy Labor Day, y'all
Have I Been Pwned (@haveibeenpwned.com) reposted
New breach: 1M records were allegedly obtained from Italian fashion designer Giglio. Data included email & physical address, name & phone number. Giglio did not respond to repeated attempts to report the breach. 60% were already in @haveibeenpwned. More: haveibeenpwned.com/breach/Giglio
Birder K (@birderk.bsky.social) reposted
Birds be moving tonight! Over 300 million in the air right now!! #birds #fall #migration
Mel Buer (@melbuer.bsky.social) reposted
Get the hell off Substack before you literally can’t anymore without blowing up your business
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social) reply parent
looks like a TD to me
Carceral Abolition (@carceralabolition.bsky.social) reposted
Tampa Bay, Florida - Police arrest pastors protesting removal of St. Pete's "Black History Matters" mural www.axios.com/local/tampa-...
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social) reply parent
some people are saying no one has ever been more wrong
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social)
Was I right, or what?
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social)
Y'all, I think the Tigers are gonna win this one
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social)
awww, poor Fighting Hawks
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social)
K-State takes the lead back with 42 seconds to play...
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm sayin'
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social)
uh...K-State, wyd?
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social) reply parent
ick
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social) reply parent
I Saw the Devil (2010), maybe?
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social)
UTSA has a chance to do the funniest thing...
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social) reply parent
head might literally explode tbh
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social) reply parent
Woo Pig!
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social) reply parent
Always has been. Always will be.
Norm Charlatan (@normcharlatan.bsky.social) reposted
“Having a guy” for a task is the number one most important thing you can do as you get older. We need to cultivate your guys, and the greatest honor is to be someone else’s “guy.”
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social)
Arkansas wins 52-7. Lots to work on. More than you might think, just looking at the final score. A win is a win though. Happy 1-0. #wps
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social) reply parent
this!
David Hale (@adavidhalejoint.bsky.social) reposted
Breaking: SEC now considering going to a 12-game conference slate.
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social)
folks, he was right
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social) reply parent
I too miss the pac 12 😔
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social)
that's another Arkansas Razorback touchdown. 52-7 now. Woo Pig!
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social) reply parent
sorry Tilda!
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social)
every receiver on the team catching a TD today
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social)
Carmona ended up walking off the field under his own power, but he was sitting there holding his knee there for a minute. Made me nervous as hell.
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social) reply parent
you don't!
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social)
Hogs up 38-7 now #wps
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social)
whew, way to extend the play!
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social) reply parent
you're welcome!
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social) reply parent
it's about waiting for traffic to clear
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social) reply parent
the play in question bsky.app/profile/cjze...
CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) reposted
WAIT, WHAT? Arkansas executes an accidental onside kick when the squib kick hit the foot of one of the blockers and bounced back at the kicker
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social) reply parent
yeah, that was weak
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social)
Hogs take a 31-7 lead into the halftime break, despite getting pushed around a lot early.
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social)
what a heads-up freak play on special teams. won't end up mattering, but still like to see the awareness.
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social) reply parent
yep
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social)
this site has a serious fake news problem. (and no, I'm not talking about the fun lil jokes and shitposts)
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social)
Hogs up 24-7 now. 30 y/o WR with the TD catch
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social)
intricacies
Mike Ensminger Fan Account (@laplanck.bsky.social) reposted
For the tennis folks, Venus Williams is through to the round of 16 in women’s doubles
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social)
hey, a defensive stop!
Bryan Grantham (@bryanmgrantham.bsky.social) reposted
The thing that’s great about the YouTube TV quad box is you really get to appreciate how college football is now 85% commercials
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social)
offense back on track a lil. 17-7 Arkansas
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social)
gotta call for the fair catch there. glad he was still able to pull it in.
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social) reply parent
it's real bad
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social) reply parent
might not make it til the end of the week 😬
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social)
I always forget about the "Hide this post for me" feature
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social)
gonna be a long year, huh
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social)
Defense stinks
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social)
Razorback defense looking... not great early
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social)
Nice, easy first first drive. Hogs go up 7-0
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social)
OK, Hogs, I need a nice, boring, lopsided victory today. And no injuries. Please and thank you. #WPS
Truthout (@truthout.org) reposted
Wikipedia is being pressed to release names of specific editors, a tactic seemingly pushed by the Heritage Foundation.
andy vs. (@im-all-id.me) reposted
I love a thrill... like when you hold down backspace and it starts erasing like 10x faster fuck
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social) reply parent
very true
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social)
Game over, man! Game over!
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social)
those Texas WR's really aren't doing Arch any favors
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social)
fuck a two minute warning
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social) reply parent
need a good punt here
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social)
uhhh... Ohio State, wyd?
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social)
one hour away from Razorback Football. Woo Pig!
Chris Vannini (@chrisvannini.com) reposted
Reminder: A review is no longer "confirmed" or "stands." It's either "upheld" or not. So no clarity on if they confirmed that catch or not.
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social) reply parent
it's a touchdown
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social)
or maybe not? 🤔 it's time to play "what is a catch, anyway?"
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social)
Texas finally scores with 3:28 remaining in the game
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social) reply parent
this is a S-tier Summer pick. love that shit.
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social) reply parent
living her best life
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social) reply parent
woof
⚾️ Patrick 🖤 (@starclusterr.bsky.social) reposted
I thought they said Arch Manning was good Pawwwl
Billy (@billygomila.bsky.social) reposted
Media folks, don't you dare try to downplay this. Y'all hyped this kid to the moon.
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social)
that oughtta do it
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social)
run play on 2nd and 1? booooo
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social) reply parent
🤞 🤞
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social)
lmao Texass
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social)
we love our offsetting penalties, don't we folks?
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social)
love to see Texas fail
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social) reply parent
have a great weekend!
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social) reply parent
ugh. of course they are 🙄
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social) reply parent
this is why @katie.bzky.team is my only trusted news source
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social)
so Kentucky's not looking great
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social)
Horns down, baby!
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social)
I just watched The Meg last night, so that whole Pacific Life ad, I was waiting for the whales to get chomped by a giant megalodon
Paulie in the Act of Existing-Football Enjoyer (@yopauliefl.bsky.social) reposted
I might add “airport tuna sandwich” after the Greyhound one
Steady Gabe (@surlygabe.bsky.social) reply parent
megacursed