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@tableside.bsky.social

created December 20, 2023

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Crimes in broad daylight. All of the JV Republican squad trying to get in on the action.

29/8/2025, 9:29:33 PM | 22 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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But in good news, new mulch

27/8/2025, 3:46:00 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’ll be the biggest parade for him, and he won’t even be there

26/8/2025, 4:51:44 PM | 46 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We’re all paying the price because this guy and his wife were clearly bullied in school and have untreated personality disorders

22/8/2025, 12:25:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Love that for them.

20/8/2025, 5:55:47 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love this for her.

20/8/2025, 1:23:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He can have a Coke and a smile and STFU.

20/8/2025, 1:15:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who serves crème brûlée with ice cream? Looks like Donnie had a role in the menu as well amp.cnn.com/cnn/2017/05/...

16/8/2025, 2:50:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She had Lewy Body dementia; perhaps rich boy will make a large investment in research given the damage that the govt is inflicting to grant making. But I won’t hold my breath. He is who he is.

15/8/2025, 1:14:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She thinks everything is a spot on Fox News. When she leaves, the volume of stories we’ll learn about how insane & incompetent she was. What a nightmare for the hard working staff she claims to lead. It must be agony.

14/8/2025, 2:35:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He should probably resign and just stay home with his millions of dollars that he inherited from his family’s business

14/8/2025, 2:18:19 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cool, another DEI hire The NMAAH is one of the best museums I’ve ever been to. I shutter to think what she thinks she can bring to the table and my thoughts and prayers are with the people who have to work with her.

13/8/2025, 3:03:58 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did it call itself the N word?

11/8/2025, 8:43:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Of course these assholes are going to drag aid access into this for selling the pills.

11/8/2025, 4:56:45 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did the Chinese buy their navigation systems from Temu?

11/8/2025, 3:36:37 PM | 74 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture tableside.bsky.social (@tableside.bsky.social) reply parent

So Police should knock the hell out of everyone, rather than everyone knocking the hell out of the police— like what happened on January 6? Like when he wanted his supporters to do?

11/8/2025, 3:19:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So you’re saying that he’s a rent boy?

8/8/2025, 9:31:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Ms. Doyle, who grew up in London and holds a bachelor’s degree in politics and French from the University of Leeds, was taken off Ms. Stefanik coverage after notifying her editors that she was dating a member of her staff.” Nobody is covering Elise these days. Like, nobody.

8/8/2025, 9:29:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ve been saving for a very long time to buy a place, and I don’t feel confident in doing that now.

6/8/2025, 7:02:01 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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He can always explain it away by saying the people who showed up live in a blue dot in a red state. There’s always an excuse.

5/8/2025, 3:21:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I absolutely love the spoofing of Trump’s handwriting

5/8/2025, 1:47:00 AM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/8/2025, 3:38:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/8/2025, 2:14:12 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gender affirmation looks different on everyone

30/7/2025, 5:03:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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(Also, fuck these losers)

28/7/2025, 3:24:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/7/2025, 3:23:33 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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If turning patients away for care because you think your moral objections are more important than doing your job, please don’t go into healthcare. No one needs you there.

25/7/2025, 8:34:55 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This isn’t enraging at all!!!

24/7/2025, 7:59:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/7/2025, 6:29:43 PM | 9 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew.bsky.social) reposted

“the party being led by jeffrey epsteins best friend wants to repeatedly examine your childs genitals” is a true statement

23/7/2025, 1:28:13 PM | 17539 5050 | View on Bluesky | view

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20/7/2025, 10:39:12 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What did you think?

20/7/2025, 9:55:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture tableside.bsky.social (@tableside.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, but Trump makes it impossible for people to question if anything they are seeing is actually real. He’s inserted a level of mistrust into the concept of transparency that makes it impossible for it to be seen objectively.

18/7/2025, 5:41:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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TACO THURSDAY

18/7/2025, 1:32:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The chronic venous insufficiency means that his hands are bruise magnets. The makeup means that no one loves him enough to tell or help him colormatch

17/7/2025, 8:27:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Creating cliffhanger after cliffhanger like we are in an episode of his damn TV show

11/7/2025, 1:41:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The label on Dr. Bronner’s Castile soap makes more sense than this

9/7/2025, 9:49:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I loathe Russell Vought and his benefactors

8/7/2025, 2:31:54 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Think of all those penguins having to pool their sardines to buy sorghum

8/7/2025, 4:01:44 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can I have Russell’s cell phone number so that I can text him my thoughts about this bill?

7/7/2025, 8:42:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Of COURSE there’s a letter with his sociopathic signature

7/7/2025, 6:18:21 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s just trying to stay relevant and the hopes that people start buying his cars again. He’s in deep water and can’t innovate his way out of it.

6/7/2025, 11:51:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They finally made the milk from that hotel

a ½ gallon of neutral milk
6/7/2025, 3:42:21 PM | 13663 2609 | View on Bluesky | view

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WTF

6/7/2025, 3:40:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dr Wu!

6/7/2025, 2:16:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I thought he m decimated FEMA. What are the four people still working there going to do for these people?

5/7/2025, 4:22:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It was probably chock full of ivermectin

4/7/2025, 11:45:12 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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4/7/2025, 9:56:54 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is also so depressing. So, so depressing.

4/7/2025, 1:00:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Krassensteins (@krassenstein.bsky.social) reposted

BREAKING: Hakeem Jeffries has now been speaking for 8 hours straight against the Big Beautiful Bill. He just got a standing ovation for this: "It's extraordinary to me, Mr. Speaker, you got folks in this town talkin' about 'drainin' the swamp!' Guess what? You ARE the swamp! YOU are the swamp!"

3/7/2025, 5:13:11 PM | 8189 1916 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Someone order an amendment?” “Amendment? I didn’t order an amendment!”

3/7/2025, 6:23:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The inability to admit: -he was duped -he despises his wife

3/7/2025, 4:51:25 AM | 136 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope they can reconcile this with their local pastor this Sunday.

2/7/2025, 3:02:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I thought he was already dead.

1/7/2025, 4:17:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“…that’s why I have appointed my neighbors 15-year-old son to the head of a new anti-Doxxing administration that I am creating. His name is Trevor and he can only work between 315 and 5PM every day and he is making $170,000 a year.”

1/7/2025, 1:59:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s giving

30/6/2025, 6:35:06 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They’re willing to burn everything down, aren’t they?

30/6/2025, 2:43:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Crosswell (@ryancroswell.bsky.social) reposted

Trump and Ryan Mackenzie promised to fight for working Americans. Now they’re pushing the "Big Beautiful Bill," slashing Medicaid to fund tax breaks for the country's richest people who had VIP seats on day one at the inauguration. The biggest bait and switch in history.

29/6/2025, 6:43:50 PM | 246 73 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture tableside.bsky.social (@tableside.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you!!!!

29/6/2025, 3:10:02 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s what’s called “being a real president.”

27/6/2025, 10:23:17 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These people are so unsuccessful at their jobs yet so diabolical in nature.

27/6/2025, 9:06:09 PM | 44 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Garbage and garbage like each other, story at 11

27/6/2025, 2:59:36 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Vought is cruel and reprehensible. He and Miller are basically running the show these days.

25/6/2025, 9:08:00 PM | 90 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is heartbreaking. Cruel. Unnecessary. But completely the point of the GOP.

25/6/2025, 9:05:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I assume Trump will nominate Bernie Madoff for the role

25/6/2025, 3:15:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“…we do a pretty good job of hurting the country and the military on our own, and do not need the fake media’s help”

25/6/2025, 3:13:59 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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All of these people are voting in line with their dad issues, clearly. And their dads were assholes.

25/6/2025, 12:51:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“…but this is OK”

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24/6/2025, 9:07:53 PM | 35 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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The girls are fighting again

24/6/2025, 4:53:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You’ll love to see it

24/6/2025, 4:53:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am just absolutely disgusted by this man. I know he wants us to get tired and distracted, and I’m not going to get tired or distracted, but this is so disturbing and inhumane. It’s absolutely breathtaking.

23/6/2025, 11:51:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or that nobody came to your birthday party!

23/6/2025, 6:04:11 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The kid probably doesn’t know the difference between Boston Bibb and Romaine, makes perfect sense to put him in at the DOD

22/6/2025, 11:06:52 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What time do you think his glam team is going to show up?

22/6/2025, 6:34:53 AM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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He did this because nobody showed up to his birthday party, right?

22/6/2025, 6:10:10 AM | 33 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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“We love you, God!” What the fuck is wrong with this man?

22/6/2025, 2:06:29 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25th amendment now.

22/6/2025, 1:44:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don’t think this kid knows how to get a soda out of a vending machine

21/6/2025, 3:58:58 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Had Biden done this….

20/6/2025, 11:36:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is dark day in the United States.

20/6/2025, 4:16:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hella yes

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20/6/2025, 4:00:54 PM | 33 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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20/6/2025, 2:44:05 AM | 26 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sent from a golf course

19/6/2025, 11:25:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Says the king of the golf course

19/6/2025, 11:15:44 PM | 68 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hate this man more every day. A close family member died from mesothelioma. It’s a brutal way to go.

19/6/2025, 4:25:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s clearly looking for something to do, as he’s not called into more pressing issues. His value is zero. The election is over. Pence v2.

19/6/2025, 5:04:52 AM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Your boss launched a flag pole where Marine One lands today and you’re farting around on Bluesky. You two need jobs.

19/6/2025, 4:10:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Actions have consequences.

18/6/2025, 6:18:50 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You love to see it. Musk majorly overestimated his brand when he decided to publicly align himself with a dictator. I hope the space rental fees pile up.

18/6/2025, 6:17:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25th Amendment now. Now.

18/6/2025, 2:51:13 PM | 15 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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AI is not causing corporate layoffs. People not buying their products anymore is.

17/6/2025, 5:59:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Dial *69 for a direct line to Pete Hegseth”

17/6/2025, 2:41:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Of all the people I never wanna see again after 2028, he is number two on that list

17/6/2025, 2:08:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Like, all of them? Asking for my friend

16/6/2025, 6:34:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Eagles were seen sobbing at the patriotism”

15/6/2025, 4:07:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just assumed that he was bullied a lot as a kid, didn’t get the needed help, and now we’re all paying the price.

12/6/2025, 8:18:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Doesn’t she have real work to do

11/6/2025, 12:45:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Moran made ABC nervous when he pointed out the photoshopped tattoo image on Abrego Garcia’s knuckles to an angered Trump. ABC are cowards to the max.

10/6/2025, 9:18:48 PM | 17 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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I would’ve called him a world-class asshole, but that’s just me

8/6/2025, 3:06:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mr. Old Boy Kentucky over here fails to mention that 95% of the people in his state have health insurance due to ACA & Medicaid expansion. His stupidity is just as breathtaking as his arrogance

6/6/2025, 3:31:44 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view