defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social) reply parent
More like a Stankey diagram based on their bathing habits
enjoyer of food, beer, video games, getting mad about sports online. the internet’s normalest ohio state football fan. loyal to umass athletics against my better judgment. go pats, bruins, usmnt/wnt. he/him
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More like a Stankey diagram based on their bathing habits
Sickos Committee (@sickoscommittee.org) reposted
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social) reply parent
Should’ve sent the dog to the coaches’ box
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social)
Bill Belichick losing so badly they’re putting a broadcast headset on a golden retriever
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social)
Belichick gets to do this all over again in Ireland next year
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social) reply parent
Literacy is a curse
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social)
Wait, this guy is Brad Johnson’s kid?
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social) reply parent
Does he keep the hoodie on
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social)
This is a great tweet until you realize it’s false… because the age gap is bigger
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social)
“Max Johnson” is the name you put for yourself on a fake ID
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social) reply parent
TCU is gonna hit 50 this quarter
treb (@treblaw.bsky.social) reposted
they got Michael Jordan to leave a casino to attend this game
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social)
Bill Belichick
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social)
Never good when they are showing what time you last completed a pass
load-bearing wokeness (@pauleke.bsky.social) reposted
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social)
How mad do you think Bill Belichick gets about bad long snapping
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social) reply parent
The guy who gets the turnover should recreate the mermaid picture with Belichick
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social) reply parent
Is he still doing the faces
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social) reply parent
Cleaning grills is for suckers Use it until it self-immolates then get a new one
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social) reply parent
Ooh there’s a Wendy’s
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social)
Got nice and day drunk at a Labor Day barbecue and now I feel physically bad. This is unfair
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social)
Did not have Antonio Brown as a Trump cabinet member but it tracks
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social)
Brother, it is time to go pro in something other than sports
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social)
Rigged sport smh
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social) reply parent
What a name
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social)
Woof
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social)
Turtling for a 47-yard FG with a minute left. Now that’s what I call game management
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social) reply parent
It’s unfair
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social) reply parent
Mid-2000s era video game ragdoll physics-ass tackles
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social)
Alright Miami do the funny thing
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social) reply parent
CJ Carr Crash
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social)
CJ Carr does NOT know how to get tackled on a run
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social)
Alright we have a ballgame
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social)
Bummer that Mitch Jeter isn’t the kicker anymore so I can’t go “YEAH JEETS”
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social)
Jeremiah Love. What does he love? Hurdling guys
jaker (@jaker.fightins.online) reposted
that was the most intentional anyone has ever grounded
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social)
That is the groundingest grounding I’ve ever seen
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social) reply parent
I agree that the games have been rough at times, but Texas-OSU and ND-Miami are better than the alternatives of Texas vs some FCS program or OSU vs Bowling Green or ND vs Northern Illinois (wait that’s a bad example)
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social)
Did not have a Fitchburg State mention on my bingo card for tonight
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social)
The beautiful game
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social)
Nothing like throwing a screen pass into double coverage
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social)
What the fuck was that
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social) reply parent
“128 QB Waggle” was one of the base plays in our wing-T offense in high school. Never understood why “waggle” was the agreed-upon term for that kind of play
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social) reply parent
You’ve inspired me
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social)
Did not have Miami being at all legit
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social) reply parent
What’s in there
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social) reply parent
A hospital ball so bad that it ceased to be a hospital ball
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social)
Carson Beck should give this guy his Lamborghini because that is the bail-out of all bail-outs
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social) reply parent
I do love tacos…
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social) reply parent
You might say she’s his ole miss
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social) reply parent
He definitely could still end up in the running down the stretch, but anointing him before he’s started more than two cupcake games last year does no one except the media any good
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social) reply parent
Yeah. I enjoyed dunking on him as much as the next person, but I can’t hold it against him too much for having trouble in week one against the #3 team in the country (even if said team’s defense is coached by Matt Patricia) Makes the Heisman hype feel silly though
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social) reply parent
Gotta be able to identify the blitz and know where your checkdown is or just eat the sack. Can’t be putting the ball up for grabs like that
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social) reply parent
Hell yeah
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social) reply parent
Hell yeah
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social) reply parent
*proceeds to watch the hot meats lose by 30*
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social) reply parent
Bortoleto has been alerted to the presence of Solid Snake
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social)
Chanting this to the cadence of the UMass fight song
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social)
Turns out Grok was right. Florida State went out to “Kill De Boer” yesterday
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social) reply parent
I had a feeling, but it was no less delightful
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social) reply parent
Vaxxed?
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social) reply parent
The Bluesky obsession with being a weird humorless buzzkill in the comments is more bizarre
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social) reply parent
Hell yeah
Steve Tonkin (@stevetonkin.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Missed all CFB today flying to India but happy to report there is a Popeyes in the Delhi Airport
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social) reply parent
God help me, I’m about to watch Washington State go to overtime with an FCS team
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social)
Idaho KNOCKING ON THE DOOR
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social)
Feels good to be watching football at 1am. I missed this
Jason Kirk (@jasonkirk.fyi) reposted
Watching the CW
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social) reply parent
🥲
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social) reply parent
That one still lives in my head rent-free, perhaps more than “here comes the pizzer!”
Pred vs. Art (@prederick.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Shades of Remy and Orsillo. www.youtube.com/watch?v=oa5x...
CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) reposted
Honestly I'm surprised this doesn't happen more often, good thing announcers can mute themselves 😂
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social) reply parent
“This used to be a family program!”
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social) reply parent
All-time “never gonna put it on but delighted every time I hear it” song
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social)
It’s hilarious Nico Iamaleava ended up at UCLA. Bro’s gonna go 5-7 but at least he’s getting paid
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social)
Utah is gonna demolish UCLA
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social) reply parent
Like, I do not understand what the concept was besides “Cade Klubnik scramble”
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social)
Did they run four verts from the LSU 15?
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social)
Sorry, Clemson, but you stink.
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social) reply parent
Yeah I’ve seen a few teams call time-out with like 2:10 left in that situation and I hate it. Clemson had a little more time so it might’ve made more sense for them to call the timeout there but it’s good to have it in your back pocket
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social) reply parent
Never gets old
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social) reply parent
🎵 I will remember you Will you remember me 🎵
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social)
TNT scorebug might be my favorite of any of the broadcasts I’ve seen so far
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social)
Of all the teams to be losing to food, the Cajuns?
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social)
KSU losing to an FCS after losing in Ireland would’ve been too perfect. A Florida State for 2025
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social)
ND-KSU on main screen rn
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social) reply parent
I had flipped away from this when KSU took the lead. Thanks for the heads up!!
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social)
Cade Flubnik
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social) reply parent
He’s from MA so it was franks and beans
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social)
Dabo’s lookin’ sweaty
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social) reply parent
Do I wanna know what “HOGS+” is
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social) reply parent
Give BK a lifetime contract
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social) reply parent
Fifteen seconds No time-outs Chip-shot FG range but outside the 10 WR screen
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social)
LOL WHAT ARE YOU DOING BRIAN KELLY
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social) reply parent
I had no idea Luckily I only had two comments and both were very innocuous (and I have no intentions of finding a new job)
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social) reply parent
We need a Brian Hartline for kickers
defending national champion ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social)
When did college kickers get good?