daniel jones 🌁
@teamdanjones.com
bartender. tarot collector. anti-zionist. www.teamdanjones.com/tarot
created July 1, 2023
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ (@dumbmike.bsky.social) reposted
I'm the head internist at Walter Reed. Patient came in today with routine chest pain and low blood pressure. There was only one treatment: every staff physician took turns socking him in the gut as I held back his arms. I can't break confidentiality but I can say this was a sitting US head of state.
leon (@leyawn.bsky.social) reposted
i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat
Pat Loika (@patloika.bsky.social) reposted
Witnessing the AI artist get kicked out of the DragonCon artist alley was satisfying.
الكسندرا ميراي (@lexialex.bsky.social) reposted
They didn't even ask Ireland 😅
daniel jones 🌁 (@teamdanjones.com) reply parent
zionism is absolutely NOT judaism. don’t let anyone ever tell you otherwise.
daniel jones 🌁 (@teamdanjones.com) reply parent
i just mean it doesn’t have to. sure you can cherry-pick a passage or two. but that’s been a centuries-long challenge with religion… just what to believe from those long ago written words.
daniel jones 🌁 (@teamdanjones.com) reply parent
one of the advantages of being an atheist is that i’ve read the popol vuh, the koran, bible, foundational texts of zoroastrianism, and several other religious books. and as a tarot collector i’ve delved into the kabbalah. and i have to tell you, there’s NOTHING in judaism that points to zionism.
daniel jones 🌁 (@teamdanjones.com) reply parent
it's crazy to me to think how ANY palestinian movement, across all these decades, is just like the star wars rebellion. of course, the difference is in this case the empire won. and the empire seeks extermination of the population, exactly as they sought back in 1948.
daniel jones 🌁 (@teamdanjones.com)
it is not my responsibility to call out every single atrocity currently occurring on this planet. but, what i do know is that what's happening in gaza is unacceptable. and it remains unacceptable regardless of what's happening in other countries.
daniel jones 🌁 (@teamdanjones.com) reply parent
jesus christ, people, we can not reward gavin newsom for his opportunistic need to be a "big name" in politics. fuck him. stop making him a hero. he sucks. literally just do a deep dive into his history.
daniel jones 🌁 (@teamdanjones.com)
i've been in california since 2010 and i can tell you gavin newsom is a full-on opportunist. he'll leave ANYONE in his wake. how he's currently throwing trans people under the bus isn't just a major RED FLAG, it shows his stance on politics; a willingness to find "middle ground" on a non-factor.
Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff.bsky.social) reposted
Now a lot of you are going to be hearing about this incident so let me just get ahead of it and say
الكسندرا ميراي (@lexialex.bsky.social) reposted
If the majority of a nation wants their representatives to stop arming a genocide but those representatives refuse, it means they are not afraid to lose votes. By voting for the "lesser evil" for decades you didn't honor the right to vote so many fought for, you devalued the only currency you had.
الكسندرا ميراي (@lexialex.bsky.social) reposted
Israel will never agree to a ceasefire and they don't care about their hostages. They want to destroy Gaza and ethnically cleanse its indigenous people. I suspect this would have happened years ago already if previous U.S. presidents hadn't prevented it
Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ (@dumbmike.bsky.social) reposted
Donald Trump, the American president, has died at the IQ of 79.
daniel jones 🌁 (@teamdanjones.com)
Phil Ochs - What Are You Fighting For: www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ai3...
daniel jones 🌁 (@teamdanjones.com)
however it is you get books, a local bookstore, ebay, the library, please seek out this book. it’s just amazing.
daniel jones 🌁 (@teamdanjones.com) reply parent
if every town and city could draw thousands holding "fuck trump" signs within a week of trump's death, well, then this country might be on its way of building a real opposition party.
daniel jones 🌁 (@teamdanjones.com) reply parent
i'm just saying that enough people need to get together and understand that trump's brand of authoritarianism can't be what this country wants, if this country actually wants a positive future.
daniel jones 🌁 (@teamdanjones.com)
it is so important that if (when) trump dies that people need to get out into the streets, like the 2017 women's march, or the 2018 march for our lives. i'm not saying we need to break attendance records. i'm not even saying the folks attending truly need to celebrate a person's death.
daniel jones 🌁 (@teamdanjones.com) reply parent
i think without trump in office even the supreme court would back off
daniel jones 🌁 (@teamdanjones.com) reply parent
j.d. vance? no fucking way. he'd simply be a puppet in office. mike johnson? he's already proved to just be blood in the water during a shark attack.
daniel jones 🌁 (@teamdanjones.com) reply parent
no one else in the GOP commands that audience the same way. trump's death would be like lifting a spell from the american public. the united states could start on a path of healing and recovery.
daniel jones 🌁 (@teamdanjones.com)
man, fuck donald trump. his bitch-ass needs to be dead.
daniel jones 🌁 (@teamdanjones.com) reply parent
because this live version by randy graff on the donahue show is amazing www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMqL...
daniel jones 🌁 (@teamdanjones.com)
ok, but which version of, "i dreamed a dream?"
daniel jones 🌁 (@teamdanjones.com) reply parent
pretty appalling to think trump ultimately has decent taste in music, as he's trying to hear these tracks for the last time
Jerry Chen (@jcsalterego.bsky.social) reposted
long weekend at bernie's
bakoon (@bakoon.bsky.social) reposted
"hes probably not dead" yeah no shit! shut the fuck up! im gonna spray you with a fucking water bottle!
Thomas Ha (@thomasha.bsky.social) reposted
this is the best online party i've been to in a while, i'm not even tired
Dan O’Sullivan (@osullyville.bsky.social) reposted
What the fuck is going on
daniel jones 🌁 (@teamdanjones.com)
get 👏him 👏in 👏 the 👏 ground 👏
andy™ (@andylevy.net) reposted
melania constantly refreshing the tl
peppermint.jack (@peppermintjack.bsky.social) reposted
senate dems made a deal to advance RFK Jr.'s confirmation vote within the first three weeks of the new administration & hold the vote on a thursday because a score of senators wanted to leave town on friday to attend a swanky european junket
frank zeppo (noah) (@noahpasternak.bsky.social) reposted
when president garfield was dying, they shoved a bunch of stuff up his butt in the hopes it would save him. it didn't work, in fact it definitely killed him quicker. but if any white house guys are reading this: you're the chosen one, you can make it work
Maureen Jice (@jane.meangirls.online) reposted
They should do this to Stephen Miller when It Happens
muscular baby jeb lund (@mobute.bsky.social) reposted
trump has greyscale, and maester kennedy is preparing a most potent unguent
Pablo Hidalgo (@infinata.bsky.social) reposted
daniel jones 🌁 (@teamdanjones.com) reply parent
leaked footage indeed
daniel jones 🌁 (@teamdanjones.com) reply parent
koyaanisqatsi
daniel jones 🌁 (@teamdanjones.com)
gavin newsom keeps trying to disqualify himself from a 2028 presidential bid. when will the people listen?
Folk-Punk Demon Hunters (@gonebabygone.bsky.social) reposted
Remember earlier when they were literally calling it a blood libel to suggest Israel would ever bomb a hospital and now the only ambiguity is how many times they bombed one
daniel jones 🌁 (@teamdanjones.com)
aipac shakur, lmao
daniel jones 🌁 (@teamdanjones.com)
jesus christ
Dan O’Sullivan (@osullyville.bsky.social) reposted
I really think we need to have some mechanism in place for being able to say, in print and in the media, that a problem with a public figure is that they are insane. Not in a hyperbolic way. RFK Jr is a maniac.
daniel jones 🌁 (@teamdanjones.com) reply parent
lol, lmao
daniel jones 🌁 (@teamdanjones.com)
tom clancy's being and nothingness
old uncle catface (@catfacejoe.bsky.social) reposted
your gym teacher and your english teacher are getting married
daniel jones 🌁 (@teamdanjones.com)
these quotes and replies
daniel jones 🌁 (@teamdanjones.com) reply parent
thanks, i hate it.
Talk With Saul (@talkwithsaul.bsky.social) reposted
There's not a soul in the streets, just a little 4-year-old boy playing in the sand in his yard. The commander suddenly starts running, grabs the boy, and breaks his arm at the elbow and his leg here. Stepped on his stomach three times and left. We all stood there with our mouths open.
daniel jones 🌁 (@teamdanjones.com) reply parent
but it probably won’t stop them from placing that order
Dinner is 6 pm (@internethippo.bsky.social) reposted
The mental health benefits of not knowing any history right now must be massive. Moving through your day with total equanimity. What happens next? Who knows? Maybe something good
daniel jones 🌁 (@teamdanjones.com) reply parent
kept what
Whey Standard (@wheystandard.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Holy fucking shit
bakoon (@bakoon.bsky.social) reposted
Jordan (@slclunk.brighamyoungmoney.com) reposted
daniel jones 🌁 (@teamdanjones.com) reply parent
well, he’s a full-throated zionist, which is disappointing
daniel jones 🌁 (@teamdanjones.com)
i'll only accept the national guard in san francisco if their entire mission is to remove scooters and bicycles from riding on sidewalks. in such a case, i'd authorize excessive force.
الكسندرا ميراي (@lexialex.bsky.social) reposted
We are also responsible for this genocide. If you live in a democracy your elected politicians represent YOU. The fact that they're still helping Israel NOW...means they're not worried about your vote. Even if you live in an absolute monarchy...at some point you have a duty to resist to genocide.
Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ (@dumbmike.bsky.social) reposted
CRYPTKEEPER: Wait just a TICKET. If I let you leave without a scary story, now would that be FARE? Here's one that gets RAIL frightening, about a dark and stormy night, the kind where you just might get caught in the TRAIN. That's right - the bone chilling tale of AN ADULT MAN WHO RODE THE SUBWAY.
J.A. Killingsound (@kislingconnection.bsky.social) reposted
daniel jones 🌁 (@teamdanjones.com)
Former Top Biden Spox Admits Israel Sabotaged Ceasefire Deals as US Blamed Hamas: truthout.org/articles/for...
Tim Price (@timprice.bsky.social) reposted
Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.
daniel jones 🌁 (@teamdanjones.com) reply parent
i guess this just marks the beginning of my healthcare coverage headaches entering 2026
daniel jones 🌁 (@teamdanjones.com)
so confused right now. covered ca is telling me my coverage won't change until next year, and my kaiser billing page says i have no balance. but my kaiser member page says i owe $275 at the end of august because covered ca says my coverage has changed.
bort (@crushbort.bsky.social) reposted
rise and shine!!!
Tom Scocca (@tomscocca.bsky.social) reposted
Consuming a daily stream of Nazi propaganda does not have to turn you into a Nazi to distort your perceptions of the world
Dan O’Sullivan (@osullyville.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Don't say any of this to me please bsky.app/profile/lcma...
Dan O’Sullivan (@osullyville.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
No he isn't. Newsom is currently saying Trump's culture war shit is all correct, strengthening Trump while weakening the Democratic Party. This tactic has never worked even a single time at wresting control from the far right. bsky.app/profile/tide...
Dan O’Sullivan (@osullyville.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Newsom has made the calculation, both morally reprehensible and politically wrong, I think, to bill himself as The Reasonable Democrat. He thinks he is brilliant for owning this lane. This means he will sell out anybody over anything. And he will still fucking lose. See also: Kyrsten Sinema.
daniel jones 🌁 (@teamdanjones.com)
i don’t see a reason to stop with trans users. i think everyone should block that person. lord knows the AI generated Newsom images are more than enough reason.
Phyooginn 🐦⬛and Muninn 🐦⬛ (@phyoog.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
wint (@dril.bsky.social) reposted
my followers have been begging me for this for 10 years .
darth™️ (@darthbluesky.bsky.social) reposted
well she did not consider pedophilia inappropriate so what does this even mean
daniel jones 🌁 (@teamdanjones.com)
man, i hate it that netflix commercials pause when you change tabs.
daniel jones 🌁 (@teamdanjones.com) reply parent
“have your people call my people”
daniel jones 🌁 (@teamdanjones.com) reply parent
must admit, i’d never before thought about the wokeness of cracker barrel’s cheesy hash browns
daniel jones 🌁 (@teamdanjones.com) reply parent
newsom turned on trans folks likely to chase moderate and right-leaning dem voters. pritzker is a billionaire zionist for whom collective punishment (a war crime) is not a redline. i hope any real opposition party would find better than them. we are here because of picking “lesser-evil” candidates
bakoon (@bakoon.bsky.social) reposted
jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reposted
if you can't sell the american public on the idea that federal troops in the streets is fundamentally unacceptable then you have no business being in politics. and if you do not forcibly believe this at your core such that you can't shut up about it, that goes double for you
daniel jones 🌁 (@teamdanjones.com) reply parent
yeah i suppose if the only thing you know about him is that commencement speech he gave a couple of years ago at northwestern then it’s probably pretty easy to call him “actually good people.”
daniel jones 🌁 (@teamdanjones.com) reply parent
i haven’t seen anything from pritzker or beshear on palestine that tells me either are willing or able to meet the moment. actually, pritzker’s public disappointment at chicago’s cease-fire resolution last year showed me he’s a full-throated zionist and is ok with collective punishment
David_j_roth (@davidjroth.bsky.social) reposted
Bolsonaro having to get up in court to explain that, in multiple instances, he had to leave his property to "fight a large flightless bird" that he considers his personal enemy.
Hourly Videogame Box Art (@vgboxart.bsky.social) reposted
DEFENDER OF THE CROWN
daniel jones 🌁 (@teamdanjones.com)
saw @charliejane.bsky.social read from, and talk about, her NEW BOOK, “lessons in magic and disaster,” tonight at green apple
daniel jones 🌁 (@teamdanjones.com) reply parent
and now watched the george brett doc … holy shit…. things like these stories draw tears out of me
daniel jones 🌁 (@teamdanjones.com)
just watched the greg maddux doc on mlbtv, and oh my goodness.
bort (@crushbort.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
the way it’s tagged under israel and antisemitism
Dan O’Sullivan (@osullyville.bsky.social) reposted
This is exactly--and I mean exactly--how Holocaust deniers have long discredited the Final Solution being a concerted effort & high-level order. "The Jews in the camps all died of typhoid outbreaks"
tom mckay (@catturd2.bsky.social) reposted
[Wokely] Actually Hitler was very charming IRL and we can learn from that.
daniel jones 🌁 (@teamdanjones.com)
Bare minimum for holding a conversation: The Piper at the Gates of Dawn, A Saucerful of Secrets, More, Ummagumma, Atom Heart Mother, Meddle, Obscured By Clouds, The Dark Side of the Moon, Wish You Were Here, Animals, The Wall, Live At Pompeii
andy™ (@andylevy.net) reposted
[getting shipped off to a concentration camp] lol this is a stunt it’s just another distraction
daniel jones 🌁 (@teamdanjones.com)
Terence Stamp, British actor who portrayed General Zod, dies at 87: www.pbs.org/newshour/art...
maple cocaine (@maplecocaine.bsky.social) reposted
I follow 63,000 people on bluesky and I support Gavin Newsom
Melissa Gira Grant (@melissagiragrant.com) reposted
“Abolish ICE” is the floor
Marisa Kabas (@marisakabas.bsky.social) reposted
New — I wrote about the violent assault on a DC delivery worker this morning by masked federal agents, and how these agents have made the disturbing turn from quiet thugs to playing for the cameras.
Garrett M. Graff (@vermontgmg.bsky.social) reposted
This behavior is indistinguishable from the worst secret polices of fascist regimes of the 20th century.
daniel jones 🌁 (@teamdanjones.com) reply parent
part-time, 15/hr, at least master's degree