masterclass in failing at social media
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masterclass in failing at social media
and yet if they break their silence everyone starts crying that it’s “identity politics”
a third of us will go to the grave not even noticing any of it is happening
first of his name, protector of the Burroughs, fondler of breasts
you may as well be posting photos of a dog pissing on stuff
the next democratic admin needs to do things that make these people beg for the norms we used to value. only then are new bipartisan bulletproof safeguards even remotely possible
south park is so Patriotically Incorrect (PC) these days
“younger Americans who wear masks and are behaving like terrorists”
“demented US president found wandering atop roof pretending to jerk off two invisible dudes while blasting gay anthem”
馬鹿と煙は高いところが好き translates roughly as “smoke and idiots climb to high places.” seems like an apt saying for the moment
Ah, an intellectual battle between a stochastic parrot incapable of true thought, designed in a laboratory to satisfy the whims of the far-right, and Grok.
Leo/Sanders 2028
is Obama a ham sandwich?
I still don’t know what this story is and I hope I don’t find out
he spelled “tha” wrong
he puts the “con” in confabulation
so you’re saying i have to make my own pee tape?
an account desperately defending pedo in chief. it’s like I’m back on twitter, how quaint
maga is the new pedo
cults can accomplish incredible things
you know who should be more “reviled” than Biden is child sex traffickers
read that as “where presidents go to die” and briefly got excited
just sayin but those look remarkably like the shellfish they serve at krusty burger
for brevity, they could just call it the Bureau of Statistics (BS)
it’s not lost on me that unwavering faith in the unprovable absence of something is kind of the same thing
I was much more militant as an adolescent and became more tolerant with age but this Christian nationalist crap lately has me thinking my teenage self was really on to something
as an atheist it boggles my mind that after millennia we’re all still a bunch of apes shaking our fists at the sky
I mean we all find naggers to be annoying
well if we’re headed there just give me a minute to sharpen my battle axe
so I assume he’ll be ok with people saying “fuck you” to his decisions as a judge
wtf is this “American intelligence” you speak of
sometimes beliefs are preconceived with good reason
please show him the proper respect and use the full name: Donald J Trump Presidential Library for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too
true philanthropists also don’t give away other people’s money and call it philanthropy
it’s reprehensible that those starving babies didn’t have the decency to thank President Trump
I can’t believe genocide Joe is still at it. I was told voting for jill stein would put an end to this
maybe we should replace the entirety of congress with Trey Parker and Matt Stone
but it’s making her so rich
I don’t share your enthusiasm considering the 50% tariff we’ll be paying on vibranium
they should have just said the deal was with Wakanda
it’ll make my Bill Clinton bible a bit hypocritical, which is disappointing
the 100 names won’t include trump and will include the cult’s enemies. bam, sold
newsmax adds “pro-pedo” to its list of attributes
is it too soon to say ETTD
can someone legally demand their conversation be recorded?
“more backlash than the Islam prophet episode” would be pretty on brand for this regime
let’s see what congress has to say… in september
“you just said fear three times”
still marginally better than the maga variant that will decide child rape doesn’t cross the line for them
sir, with tears in my eyes, I’m failing to see how this makes you less of a pedo
that’s so “based” of him 🙄
query whether they were in the dating pool in the first place
ermahgerd this totally makes trump less of a pedo
people will die after his term ends, and it will somehow be Biden’s fault
“most supported by congress” and “most successful” are not the same thing and is more of a comment on how bad the current congress is
yes I’m pretty sure “slight of hand” refers to trump’s anatomy
this is what body cams, badge numbers and lack of masks is for
he’s doing 4d chess and digging upwards out of the hole
it’ll be unsealed in two weeks
Crimea River.
it’s not a problem as lying under oath will be considered an official act by scotus
Already the Department of Just ICE.
ever since the scotus god king immunity ruling I’ve settled for an act of nature
he was officially diagnosed with cankles
well I never thought the self cannibalizing leopard party would wind up eating their own faces
hopefully more like a circular firing squad
welcome to the resistance…?
it’s the Iran Iraq war! arm both sides
“that nazi has a point” 😅
excellent episode today, Tim. thank you
because in the end, god hates brown people and wants to see them tortured
yeah they’re seeing the other side of trump, wiping the drool off their chin and saying “this is what I voted for”
Now THAT's a cease and desist letter
…I’m starting to wonder if you aren’t actually expecting a response from him
like trump was abusing children undercover so he could find and expose the true criminals??
the only thing that mystifies me is that for a group of people so committed to connecting unconnected dots, they can’t seem to conjure up the simplest explanation why a man with a known affiliation with epstein would be motivated to cover up the epstein list
yes except he didn’t put anything in writing
just wait until November 2026 when people trying to vote are “suspected to be illegals”
for what it’s worth, grok is still telling me the 2020 election was not stolen
soon enough “third world” and “real America” will be one and the same anyway
fine for the lapd but what about the domestic terrorists in camo
I don’t know what the fuss is about the new grok, it seems to be working pretty well:
“I take no responsibility”
can we undo the parts that fund domestic terrorism
“question one.. what do you think of my eyes”
“demanding answers” oughta put a stop to this
ok well now I have to listen
I can see a taco looming
breaking: fifa opens merch store in South Sudan detention center lobby
will fifa opening an office in trump towers prevent South American soccer fans from being abducted and sent to South Sudan during the World Cup?
yeah file this under plausible, but correlation doesn’t necessarily equal causation
guess they’ll need to invent a food that reduces your craving for ozempic
there’s going to be government sanctioned militia posted at voting centers to snatch anyone who “might be an illegal trying to vote”
we’ll have to be willing to push past the ice agents with military grade equipment “monitoring” the voting centers
a taco truck on every economic decision. just like we were promised
maybe the home invasion was official ice business?
with the concept but not with elon’s involvement unless he undoes the damage he’s done entirely
well now that he’s lied to me for the first time, he’s lost my vote in 2028