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Teg

@teggomctaffy.bsky.social

Bloke. Husband. Dad. Old. Rugby. Snowboarding. Boats. Lived and worked all over everywhere. Born in one continent. Now live in another. šŸ“ó §ó ¢ó ·ó ¬ó ³ó æšŸ‡ØšŸ‡¦

created November 16, 2024

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Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Questions were a joke… So in the free form question I told them not to fuck it up… I still suspect they are not gonna listen.

1/9/2025, 5:31:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

I think it’s because he is dead.

1/9/2025, 2:01:17 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Thoughts. Prayers…

30/8/2025, 11:23:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

What? Himself?

30/8/2025, 11:10:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Nah. It’s economically analogous to the old DDR or latter day Zim. Sure, you can make and print your own meaningless $ (or crypto) but if no one wants it, it buys less & less & you keep your own population impoverished- or is that what you want? But thanks for inviting me to your TED talk.

30/8/2025, 7:14:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social)

US handling errors the key theme so far vs Aus…

30/8/2025, 6:48:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

This thinking is like Brexit on steroids… And Brexit is a complete clusterfuck for the eternally dense… FFS.

30/8/2025, 2:42:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mat Johnson (@matjohnson.bsky.social) reposted

No reason.

Death of Stalin movie poster
30/8/2025, 6:31:22 AM | 2440 266 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Orange Dick Tater Hater (@realbiscuitspaw.bsky.social) reposted

If only they protected school children like they do the Epstein files.

28/8/2025, 10:31:32 AM | 735 265 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

In the words of Adam Smith, generally recognized as the Father of Economics… ā€œBend over baby… here it comesā€¦ā€

28/8/2025, 9:16:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Only half?

28/8/2025, 9:01:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

La-Di-Dah, Gunner Graham…

28/8/2025, 4:07:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Could not be more ā€œRoute 1ā€ if it wanted to be… … and kinda miss that…

28/8/2025, 2:03:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

What Ed Davey’s decision is, is astute. Just because you are not willing to be seen to be sycophantic to the self proclaimed orange baby king unlike all the other toadies is smart.

28/8/2025, 1:54:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

He is now even wearing his tie like Trump. What a twat.

27/8/2025, 4:38:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Very good… particularly like No1. Bravo šŸ‘

26/8/2025, 1:26:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

So… Nigel Farage is determined to reinstate some version of the ā€œWelsh Notā€ then. A xenophobic device from the C19. Fuck him. He’s such a shithead. Why isn’t the Welsh Press or the rest of the press for that matter— calling out this Xenophobic twat for the complete scumbag he is?

26/8/2025, 12:32:39 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 1:21:16 AM | 34 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Silicon chip production for tractors is up 10%

25/8/2025, 1:19:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Time to dust off that Digital Tax again methinks… Fuck ā€˜em.

24/8/2025, 12:23:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

@ww1cymru-wales.bsky.social

24/8/2025, 12:18:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NationCymru (@nation.cymru) reposted

Welsh rockers Taran have finally released their exciting debut album ā€˜Yn y Cymylau’ - one of the most eagerly-awaited Welsh language albums of 2025

23/8/2025, 8:22:10 AM | 23 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jon Cryer (@mrjoncryer.bsky.social) reposted

Always fun to have a president who is not only an idiot, but also a vindictive prick. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/22/c...

23/8/2025, 1:37:23 AM | 1634 392 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Agreed… I’m coming to the conclusion that we need to say ā€œfuck itā€, go up to 5 teams, bring the Celtic Warriors back, and give Ponty/Bridgend/ the valleys a side. What is being proposed now is never gonna fly, and we’ll be back in the shit in 5 years time…

23/8/2025, 7:21:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ll buy this point of view— for the moment. There is definite logic in the argument. But let’s see if Carney backs it up by cancelling the F35 order and buying the grippen from Sweden instead.

23/8/2025, 7:13:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Twinkie Bucket (@phimius.bsky.social) reposted

I would buy this album in a heartbeat (@fakemusic_br instagram) #funk #acdc

23/8/2025, 2:24:35 PM | 5453 1169 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

This is true… but it ain’t helping…

23/8/2025, 4:17:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

It was shocking…

23/8/2025, 3:40:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

I see what you did there Rogue. It’s because we’re all already hung like donkeys so don’t need the thrill a 9mm puts in your little pecker…

22/8/2025, 6:26:50 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Agreed. Price has ballooned. Buy the Grippen. Build and service in Canada. If we don’t Trump will just pocket the money and go on a rant anyway. There will be no or little recognition. He’s just naturally pissed off at us. Look at the DST reaction. Took that and banged us with 35% anyway. Fuck ā€˜em.

19/8/2025, 2:36:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s like the inside of a zit in reverse… Yellow on top, that little plug underneath. Allegedly…

19/8/2025, 1:04:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Mike Phillips is innocent. Justice for the Carmarthen 1.

19/8/2025, 3:07:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social)

Time to ban smoking completely in BC, and bring back hanging for arson. Better progressive policies for a better Canada…

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17/8/2025, 9:46:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen.bsky.social) reposted

Oh my God

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17/8/2025, 7:15:23 PM | 28476 5194 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

I approve of this message. It’s like the stupid pricks haven’t been paying attention or something…

14/8/2025, 11:29:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted

CARTOON OF THE DAY (From @dccartoonist.bsky.social )

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2/8/2025, 11:08:24 PM | 2283 775 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Not sure that’s fair mate, tbh. Looks like the Lions had a tilt at Skelton (who had nothing to do with Ryan’s injury- Ryan went in with his head on the wrong side) and Piss Boy wanted to have a word about that. Let’s just hope Ryan is alright.

2/8/2025, 11:15:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social)

James Ryan’s sold job seems to be to try and run shithousery and piss Skelton off…

2/8/2025, 10:26:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

ā€œSuch aā€ obvs… no point scheduling that…

1/8/2025, 9:30:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

El Destructo strikes again. He is scheduled a twat…

1/8/2025, 9:28:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

First test match I watched properly— aged 9– on a black and white portable telly. It started my love affair with cricket that day…

31/7/2025, 11:49:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Is the horse alright?

29/7/2025, 10:07:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Is it true? Well… it depends. The best consultant answer. Trust me. I know… That’ll be $4k.

29/7/2025, 7:09:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Shit. MTG and I actually agree on something… Still, broken clock and all that…

29/7/2025, 3:28:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Could be wrong- but didn’t Stade Francais start much of this with their player calendars in the early 2000s? Got a huge following from that. Just after my rugby team thought about doing the same to raise charity cash as a piss take… but a bunch of middle aged weekend warriors wouldn’t be the same.

28/7/2025, 10:18:24 PM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

The one where Ross learns how to cook

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28/7/2025, 10:00:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Two other venues will be Hong Kong and Treorchy. Probably.

28/7/2025, 6:24:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Judging by the story and that picture he should just resign his seat and become a brand ambassador for Crest toothpaste instead.

28/7/2025, 5:28:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Thought that was a new ā€œYer Daā€ for a minute. ā€œYer Da climbs Everest and disnae pick up his jobbies or do it charityā€

27/7/2025, 3:54:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Kerry Gold.

24/7/2025, 11:26:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Thoughts. Prayers. Nah. Fuck him. Still not going there or buying red state shit. Feel a bit for California and Maine tbh… but I’m not buying their shit either.

22/7/2025, 12:30:29 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social)

Definitely supporting Pacifica here…

22/7/2025, 11:42:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah yes. Pontypridd, twinned with Cinque Terra in Italy. That picture of Ponty is from the east bank of the Taf… with the famous pink building Stacey’s Chippy, in the middle, but doesn’t show the architectural marvel that is Sardis Road. Love that place.

20/7/2025, 1:20:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

On request gave travel tips to Lady Gaga in a bar in Seattle Airport— she seemed a little unsure how airport timings worked randomly and surprisingly.

19/7/2025, 11:58:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah, that one. Yes. Excellent. He dies of course, at the end…

19/7/2025, 11:47:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Generally love your material— but today I just threw up a little in my mouth… šŸ™‚

18/7/2025, 7:55:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

You need to add ā€Good excuse for a drinking holiday for the blazersā€ IMHO.

18/7/2025, 6:08:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Imagine the TV. ā€œSo Andy. Tough draw. 35 players. 12 Loose Head props. No Locks. Kim Kardashian as the bolter who isā€ā€¦ (checks notes) ā€œa hooker? And the bonus ball gave you Austin Healey as captain. So hard lines there. But at least you got Tom Curryā€

18/7/2025, 6:05:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe next time, to get round all the pretence bollocks, the squad selection should just be made using the national lottery ball machine. 70 known players, and 5 randoms gives you a final squad selected by machine, that the coach has to make a team out of.

18/7/2025, 5:57:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Same. It would have saved a lot of trouble/ time if we just picked a ā€œFarrell and Friends XVā€ vs Aus over three matches and that way Jac could have played against Japan and Ben White against Fiji.

18/7/2025, 5:53:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Brown by name, clown by nature.

17/7/2025, 10:54:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

If?

17/7/2025, 9:48:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social)

Massive fucking MAGA Butler Anniversery circle jerk going on in the other place this morning… as they all wank themselves into a frenzy.

13/7/2025, 4:46:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

We’re watching Wales, and my son says to me ā€œWe could actually be watching a good game Dadā€.

12/7/2025, 6:50:49 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social)

And Josh Adams drops it….

12/7/2025, 6:23:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social)

Never have scored that with Jac Morgan on the field…

9/7/2025, 10:07:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

C’mon now. He might not have been out but everyone into metal knew Rob was gay… And the beautiful thing was no one cared..

7/7/2025, 3:01:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

That second half was the worst Welsh half I think I’ve ever watched… And I’ve been regularly watching since the 80s, and was at the Wales v Western Samoa game… Can anybody think of a worse one?

5/7/2025, 7:27:09 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social)

I honestly think that second half is the worst half of Welsh rugby I’ve ever seen… And I used to watch them all through the 90s

5/7/2025, 7:19:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Let me guess… Jason Statham in Spy…?

4/7/2025, 12:42:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

So it is quiet and about as much fun as a morgue on these mythical sunlit uplands then?

1/7/2025, 2:20:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

For some reason they keep bigging up Pollock though… can only assume it’s some amateurish trick to try and fool Farrell into thinking he is having a good game so he gets picked again…

28/6/2025, 10:53:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Agreed. Those twats never can use the word ā€œwankerā€ correctly. And don’t even start me on the use of ā€œDipshitā€ā€¦

24/6/2025, 1:13:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

It should finish ā€œMake Japan great Againā€ surely?

24/6/2025, 5:50:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

RFK Junior swears by it to fix piles. Drink a shot a day. Apparently…

23/6/2025, 10:47:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s missing the sentence ā€œwill be a dirt tracker for sure after thisā€

21/6/2025, 11:58:23 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social)

Not enough Welshmen in the side I suspect… judging by that first half… Wonder what Dan Biggar and AWJ are up to over the summer…

20/6/2025, 8:02:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Middle Age Riot (@middleageriot.bsky.social) reposted

"I said, Americans spend too much time not working."

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20/6/2025, 2:42:02 PM | 338 108 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

But those lights remind me of Highbury…

19/6/2025, 11:55:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

The Shelf at Spurs?

19/6/2025, 11:53:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Isn’t it, but f you have two languages if poor, you are probably an immigrant… if you have two cos you are rich, you are probably well educated/ have a second house in France /Italy / Spain etc…?

17/6/2025, 1:49:11 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Going bra-less for women…

17/6/2025, 1:46:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

The smaller one actually. If the one on the left was a half Windsor you’d have the best of both worlds, but I suspect it is a full Windsor, which is flawed.

17/6/2025, 4:20:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Peter Smith (@redpeter99.bsky.social) reposted

One individual can change his mind in 48 hours but 48,000,000 eligible voters can't change their minds after 9 years.

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7/6/2025, 4:48:44 PM | 536 134 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

I miss the old school days… Much better…

8/6/2025, 5:12:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

What was executed for Geth?

8/6/2025, 5:09:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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5/6/2025, 3:14:24 PM | 505 73 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Genius.

6/6/2025, 3:21:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social)

Let me help you Donnie. Tesla for sale. Low mileage. One careful orange owner. Stains on drivers seat should come out on valet. Stored on a lawn in a nice part of town. No fire damage. Comes with sharpies. www.theguardian.com/us-news/live...

6/6/2025, 2:08:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ā¤ļø And… she is in heels. At least that’s what I saw on first glance…

4/6/2025, 12:54:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social)

Champions league final… Or watching paint dry… Too close to call…

31/5/2025, 8:20:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Weird… I’d have picked 2011… I had a line for a ticket to the final…

26/5/2025, 11:24:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social)

Champions cup… We got a game on…

24/5/2025, 2:39:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/5/2025, 2:16:15 PM | 312 35 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

I take it he shorted Apple yesterday then? He’ll change his mind in a week and buy back in just before, making, what is known as ā€œdouble bubbleā€ā€¦

23/5/2025, 11:44:44 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teg (@teggomctaffy.bsky.social) reply parent

How many letters is it? ā€œspac dealsā€ suggests, the letters SPAC are part of the anagram…

23/5/2025, 11:41:46 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rory Cellan-Jones (@rorycj.bsky.social) reposted

Letter published in @financialtimes.com - life achievement unlocked. (Or proof that I’ve too much time on my hands - must start on a new book.)

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Profile picture Tom Reagan’s Hat (@rufustsuperfly.bsky.social) reposted

The greatest description of Star Wars ever by a non-fan. Take it away, Malcolm Tucker

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