a magic system where anything goes but is limited by your imagination and vision. this makes the 'right wing chud guy' basically unable to use magic
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a magic system where anything goes but is limited by your imagination and vision. this makes the 'right wing chud guy' basically unable to use magic
my greatest disappointment in life is that i couldn’t get everyone else to call libertarians “freeaboos”
I've entertained the idea of a magic system that functions better or worse dependent on what you're asking the magic to do, which is reflected by your understanding of how things work outside of magic.
I hope you understand that if you show up at a hospital with an infection no one has ever seen before that the US had somewhere you could call. That place would answer, offer testing you can’t get anywhere else and come visit you to solve if necessary.
Important to remember your Trumpist neighbors, coworkers, friends and family aren't poor rubes misled by a conman, they're fucking Nazis who are foaming at the mouth over Trump becoming a dictator.
happy labor day everyone. now more than ever we got to remember what it's about.
The Republican voters are seeing their sadistic fantasies enacted before their eyes. This is what they voted for, let's not kid ourselves. This is the R equivalent of Biden enacting universal health care, free higher education and beer for everyone.
There was a book a couple of decades ago "Whatever Happened to Kansas" or something like that which finally convinced that people never vote against their interests, we just have the problem of projecting our interests on to them and expecting it to make sense.
the solution to every issue in windows is "reinstall it" lmao
i used to think that was a skill issue on my part and then i studied IT and that's also what they teach u to do. every problem beyond the most trivial requires u to nuke the system and start over
bases are loaded. we got a triple on deck
at their core, trans rights, abortion rights, and vaccine rights are actually all the same issue: they’re all about bodily autonomy, and the willingness to concede any of them puts the others at risk.
universe loading the bases for a walkoff grand slam
America, where they ban alcohol until 21 but you can drive at 16 in most States and own a gun even younger. You can't show a nipple on tv but live news of shootings is fine. I just can't any more.
A lot of people are saying that Donald Trump isn’t strong enough to jump from the roof of the White House
back when i was ostensibly a cis guy, like 15 or so, a girl at school asked me if i pluck my eyebrows because she was really jealous of them. i have literally to this day never modified my eyebrows in any way they're just really feminine & i have been riding that high for my entire adult tranny life
My entire scholarly agenda and he just tweets it out
Don't forget Sophie Wilson who worked on ARM computer processors! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sophie_...
when Frank N. Further sang that he was from "Transsexual, Transylvania," he was using a made-up nonsense word that nobody had ever said before in any context
“trans was invented ten years ago” funny because I have a vivid memory of some cis girl proclaiming that you can always spot a sex change “because of the eyebrows” so loudly that I heard her from the other side of the sixth-form centre that was in the mid-nineties
Seen on my run in Rock Creek Park today. Parking lot near Beach and Tilden. Paper taped on over a Harris 2024 sign.
"everyone does it" you are still effectively taking out a gun and firing random shots off when you do this, if you don't treat your car like a lethal weapon you are a bad person
A quick reminder that if I had had to wait until 26 I wouldn’t be here. Self defence is a valid response to murder.
Nobody likes an ultra processed food like a wellness grifter telling us the dangers of ultra processed foods. I'm sorry but your protein powder, and vital greens, and whatever the fuck bloom is did not come out of the earth looking like that.
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There's a lot I could say here as a food anthropologist about how bread and its evolution have shaped culture, how right-wing rage is incoherent, but tbh it doesn't matter I just think it's immensely funny to openly say "I, the right-winger, crave fluffy, bland, whiteness instead of diverse breads"
People will say the man knows no shame, but that is only true in the sense that a fish knows nothing of water. Shame molded Trump and it drives and shapes him. He cannot be stopped by shame because his every action is propelled by it.
For my money, when he got in a second time, his mind was made up that he is never leaving. He's president for life now. He said it last time, that it was a mistake to listen to his advisors (meaning, I think, mostly his kids) and leave when he lost. That if he had stayed, no one would remove him.
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That's Mage society, when they're in a hurry, when they're rushed - even the best intentioned nice guy might just kill you because it's easier. Just because that's the only way to get what they want. And it's like - even just once, can you trust them? Not to abuse that power?
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Friends, if you have candy corn you don't want, I know a guy who can fix that for you. The guy is me. Your candy corn is delicious to me, and I will make sure it goes to a good home (my face).
That's my thing. Run where? Anywhere within the US seems like a waste of time. I don't want to really want to go through the massive hassle of moving to another country where I have no ties and you're just kind of gambling on everything being okay there going forward
This is not surprising if you’ve paid any attention to the content of Ryukishi07’s work. The man was a former social worker and it fucking shows. There is an entire arc in Higurashi about how child protective services cannot protect victims of familial abuse.
A captivating hypothesis. My sister had viral pneumonia as a kid and it nuked her sinuses so she can’t smell much. Food burning, even smoke in the air, takes no notice whatsoever. She has her food swimming in hot sauce and soy sauce and strong flavors all the time.
The thing about a lot of these never Trump Republicans is that, unlike a lot of institutionalist Dems who think the fever will break and we can all return to comity or whatever, these guys saw the rot up close and know the only appropriate response is to tear them out of government root and branch.
This shit sucks man. Medically proven and effective treatment that would save trans youth a lifetime of pain and discomfort in their own bodies thrown in the trash because our country enables the most evil people imaginable.
Based on my experience as a kid, probably pin them down, face against the asphalt, and start beating them.
They're doing more to prevent another rainbow crosswalk than they are to prevent another mass shooting like the one that inspired the rainbow crosswalk.
They’re doing all this to prevent people from MEMORIALIZING A MASS SHOOTING
Damn, I guess that means it's confirmed that he's still around as of this morning 😔
Biden outliving Trump is genuinely possible. What the fuck.
It's darkly funny how every educational institution is like "AI is the future, we are putting it in EVERYTHING" And then they show off their very essential AI and it's *always* a digital sexual predator that gets shit wrong while also telling the student to kill themselves.
life is so miraculous! this newborn corn just emerged from my estrogen-induced womb
For real though if they think he’s going to die they’ll make sure he spends his last hours signing hundreds of documents. The last thing he will be aware of is someone holding his hand shut around a sharpie and moving it across a sheet of increasingly blurry paper.
This was only just reported by AP with the headline “Israeli airstrike kills Houthi prime minister in Yemen, rebels say”
#NYC baseball coach confronts ICE child predators. “There's only one way to get into the cage, so my whole thing was I can control that. I was in front of the entrance and that's when I just said, you know, I may die here, but they will not take one of these kids." www.wcpo.com/politics/imm...
There’s also a very elite, hard MAHA, anti-vaccine element, the highest elements of which are demanding that the moment to move on all vaccines is right now. They’re pissed he hasn’t done it yet.
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Fiscal conservatism works the same as the rest of conservatism: the conservation refers to hierarchies, not resources.
Americans by and large are more concerned with what is "fair" rather than what is "efficient".
Making top marginal rates higher is a much more efficient way to make a program “means tested” We could afford to pay for long term care for all seniors with slightly higher rates, BUT the cost to billionaires would be HUGE. So we force upper-middle class people to save a ton, and then go bankrupt
And medicaid. Healthcare costs have way too much variance to be replaced with flat cash.
One of the only safety program that absolutely cannot be replaced with cash is free school lunches. Direct-to-child aid should pass through parents’ hands only when absolutely necessary.
the reason I know “fiscal conservatism” isn’t real is that most fiscal conservatives, when you explain this to them, are willing to pay extra just so people who don’t “deserve” a benefit don’t get it
Control, at the end of the day literally all of this stuff is about reigning in control. The child safety acts, the militarized groups running around America, the EU Online Safety act. They realized this generation is less willing to comply with their bullshit than even the last so
They're doing everything in their power to limit and control the population to maintain their power. At this point it's a very thinly disguised attempt since many places have employees outright saying it's to suppress people like the LGBT
Hey Firefox users.
we have to keep insisting he's at death's door until he gets so mad he tries to do a pushup on tv to prove he's strong
Look, can people stop getting everyone's hopes up just because he has, finally, shut up for five minutes. I need to go shopping and would like to not be crowded out by people panic buying party supplies.
here's the thing, don't feel bad about enjoying this moment because if he is still alive, he is now watching literally the entirety of the english speaking globe celebrating and laughing at the thought of him dying, and THAT is worth it alone
I mean, it *is* wrong to defund rural hospitals. The problem is that the cities do not currently have the power to impose the right of healthcare on the rural majorities that keep voting to take it away from themselves.
When men make up most of the Gender Critical cult, because it gives them a proxy to say the things they really want to say about women, this comes as no surprise.
living in a city is lowkey goated when walkability, access to public transportation, and diversity is the vibe
If you're arrested in Illinois protesting the planned ICE HQ in North Chicago, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com. As always, I will take as many cases as I can.
I see the issue. When we said we would replace human workers with machines you assumed the machines would work. That's on you
This father nails how silly this manufactured problem is compared to real problems.
Old Soviet joke for today: A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?” “I’m looking for the obituaries.” “The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.” “Not the one I’m looking for.”
When I find myself in times of trouble Mother Mary stops on by, speaking words of wisdom: all men die.
in my experience everyone who pushes the "Nazi white trans women" narrative is trying to get trans women (regardless of whether they're white) killed
biden giving a eulogy at trump's funeral could potentially be the funniest speech of all time
Whenever it happens it’ll be so funny to see the Gavin Newsom account drop kayfabe and be all respectful
To accept this poll as anything but useless is to believe that no conservative parent ever disowned their own child for being gay or trans or just having hair that's too long or whatever. Conservative respondents to this poll simply lied. Or, shocker, they believe that what THEY do "doesn't count."
I think we should just scrap social security and start from scratch with a new system that *doesn't* combine pensions with identification numbers.
Pwetty!! 🥺🥺🥺
Yeah but Trump voters don't think their opinions are political. They think there are two types of views: normal (theirs) and political (everyone else). I bet I could come up with some survey questions that make them very very eager to cut off all sorts of people for political reasons.
Here's something I think a lot of folks don't yet understand, but 16 states' worth of CVSes refusing to give out Covid shots *is* actually preventing people from accessing them. They are the biggest pharmacy chain in the country and they own Aetna insurance, often forcing those clients to use CVS.
“introduced the technology at over 500 locations in the US, with the aim of reducing mistakes and speeding up orders.” Bold move, relying on the technology famous for making mistakes that no human would ever make.
AOC, ostensibly the leftmost national officeholder, hasn’t even bothered to post in defense of trans people once during the entire trump administration so far
Mass shooters who used firearms since 2018: 4,197
It’s a surprise trans pizza! If you are not cisgender and want pizza, reply here with a song that makes you feel good, or just the word PIZZA. I’ll pick 5 winners completely at random and send them $50 each for pizza via PayPal or Venmo. Let’s hear some bops!
This man must not be President. He is a villain. If he lived in South Carolina, he would be a Republican, and he would become a Republican right now if he thought it would win him the White House.
An Instagram post features an image of avocado toasts with boiled eggs. Its mismatched caption, complete with recipe: 'chilli lime shrimp wraps.' It has over 2,500 likes. Apparently not one person has noticed the error. Not a single mention of it in the comments. We are so f*cked.
The stepfather is the father, and it appears the mother knew, and they forced her to give birth at home. It's worth noting Oklahoma has some of the strictest abortion rules in the country with no exceptions for rape and incest
And then you've got the naive view, which is all the masses of people who know very little about LLMs but encounter them 1) labeled as "artificial intelligence", 2) promoted as a source of knowledge and helpful assistant, and 3) read output formulated to be confident, personable, and helpful...
...and are fully prepared to accept this thing that has been sold to them as a sci-fi computer mind and which is designed to interact with them as though it is such a thing, because it looks like it is doing what the packaging tells them it is doing. This is dangerous and it sucks a whole lot.
LLM truthers keep trying different ways of saying "But how do we KNOW that using statistical regression to create a string of tokens that resemble an answer to a prompt is not the same thing as actual thought, though?" And the answer is always: because it isn't.
We should spell it "perpenTicular" to match
it’s extremely inappropriate for employers to force a tool with no guard rails that we know for a fact has facilitated psychotic episodes and suicide. they can’t in good faith pretend that work machines are never used for personal queries
Initial attempts to rinse it off have proven unsuccessful; the oily residue on your hand has stolen all coherent thought from your mind, and all you want is for someone to flay you alive so you never have to experience a Texture again.
"The incident took place after several migrants held there began shouting for 'freedom' after one received news a relative had died, according to the outlet. A team of guards then rushed in and began beating individuals indiscriminately with batons, and fired teargas at them, the detainees said."
Remember how if a kid choked on a little plastic toy they used to stop selling the toy
I have to say it's so shameful of California to not be a haven considering their makeup and having Dems run the state. Ignore people who tell you Newsom is posturing.
Instead of saying I’m going off on a tangent, I’m going to say I’m taking the derivative of my line of thought