Currently looking around at the tables of people eating lunch and wondering who the popular kids are and who are the chess club people. (Ok, it's me, I'm the chess club person)
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Currently looking around at the tables of people eating lunch and wondering who the popular kids are and who are the chess club people. (Ok, it's me, I'm the chess club person)
I read a load of stuff last time that told me to use baking soda and vinegar and it would be easy. I was cleaning the bastard for two days solid. This time I used Oven Pride stuff that's covered in toxic symbols and skulls. Absolutely piss easy.
Are you going to pre clean the oven before he gets there?
How things have changed. You get more ice than drink now.
Think of people of the last generation that had to physically hide it. I think that's half the reason lofts were invented.
Yes. But only from learning it on here.
Can you help with my fear of clowns?
I think it was in the types of pubs where they still had a separate room for familys. Probably had only just got rid of the sawdust on the floor.
Yeah. There is definitely something to that. My first car was built at the end of the 60s Dashboard was solid metal, feet about an inch away from the engine. No padding, no airbags. If you crashed, even slowly you were going to get seriously injured.
Sensible number of pockets ✔️
Pretty sure this guy's wife knows he looks at porn.
Remember the days when there was chance that a pub wouldn't have ice? Or did I make that up? I swear I remember getting taken to pubs as a kid and they were like, nope we don't do ice mate.
I've seen things 👀
What was the actual story there? Was he offering to enlarge people's breasts or just make them feel better about them? Ive seen it represented as both? Im assuming the latter?
Is it a little airport? I love a small airport.
The doctors said I have the best heart they have ever seen. A truly tremendous heart. One doctor, a really great guy, super guy. He said that they were going to use pictures of my heart as an example to all the other heart doctors as the best heart.
How the fuck does stopping him from working help anyone? How does any of this help anyone?
My cat is obsessed with dropping his toys in shoes and then absolutely battering the shoe for trying to steal his toy.
As if we don't remember the 90s-2000s when his sort spent all their time complaining that unemployed people and single mothers were given luxury houses with flat screen TVs 🙄
My parents bought us a voucher thing for a "glamping" pod in the lake District and it was basically a wooden hut with a couple of awful rubber coated mattresses in it and a toilet. It was also bloody expensive.
Enticing.
I vividly remember going to my Italian neighbours house and their telephone seat was marble with a gold cherub holding up the phone. You don't see that any more
How did you find one not smoking? 🚬
Telephone seat makers were absolutely destroyed 😑
INTOUCH. INTONE. INPHONE
Going to finally reveal what Bigfoot is 🤞
Looks like it would have awful balance problems.
I repeated one of the weeks about six times when I did it
CEOs are among the worst people on the planet.
Almost certainly
How do you feel about the Aphex Twin Pac Man tune?
I was today years old when I learned that the French do not have a colonial history. Quel soulagement. 🗃️
Today is a day for some seriously bizarre uninformed opinions about other countries.
I think they would team up against you.
I do like a little goat.
It will tell you on clear sky If you have never been there though it also tells you who blocks you and lists you are on so..... Use with caution.
Looks a bit like it might be one of those toys you press down then it suddenly springs up.
Spider limbo champion 5 years running!
I swear if I hear another word about Chicken Curry I'm deleting your account. 🫵
Touch the axes and chisels to see if they are sufficiently sharp.
Seeing this has reminded me. There is a little Sci Fi exhibition in Aylesbury with original propos from Dr Who and Red Dwarf and other stuff. I haven't been yet but thought you might like it. Beyond the Stars: A Propmaker’s Guide to the Galaxy - Discover Bucks share.google/VWmJE0P5o35l...
youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg?...
I mean it looks REALLY HOT! Like intensive care hot.
Indeed! It's impossible not to.
Awful people, just awful.
Like lights with a French accent? That WOULD be annoying.
On the same TV notice board there is a trainer called Cat Brunt. That's genuine though.
I think it's literally a nozzle that sprays petrol and a spark plug drilled into the exhaust to ignite it. So yes.
Nice!
Do you even fitness?
Doing some pre cheese university study?
If he was replaced by someone else that looked nothing liked him and just insisted he was him do you think anyone would do shit about it?
Sorry, I put you down for mine too.
Ahhhh right.
Is your library closed now?
Jesus.
Pokémon come from a library?? I'm so old.
Would a photo of mine help enrage you further?
Ohhh, what is it?
I think someone has played a little prank at my local gym
Did you not see it the last time?
But at what price?
What demons is everyone conjuring for Halloween? I need ideas.
There are literally Roman tablets from Hadrian's wall with orders for Indian pepper corns on them.
You must be spoiled for choice in the chest hair department in Greece.
It seems to come from thinking the world only started a few hundred years ago and having zero knowledge of world population movement and trade in food / spices and everything else for thousands of years.
Fekkin Greeks!
Not a patch on this 💪 youtu.be/KFK9GXlIXI4?...
And this classic video youtu.be/zUXow3d3-b0?...
You can also get flame kits 😌 youtube.com/shorts/nbFi4...
I love this.
Red Squirrel Madras.
The copy on their website is great. "Those who hold this certification are recognised as leaders and trusted authorities within the global cheese community."
Compulsory Fox Hunting.
What are they going to be doing by 2028? Public stonings?
I'm better at making people miserable in person 😑
Karma for being over happy!
It's a shame we don't have more parks. I bloody love rollercoasters.
Would you like us to try?
From my reading if their site there is only really one 'big' coaster there. There's also a super mouse which are fun but not exactly adrenaline filled.
When the moon hits your eye like a Mac and Cheese pie in the UK.
Christ on a bike.
Looking to score some bonus points for when she comes back and searches her own name?
God. I had a Ford Focus that the previous owner had put a union jack badge on. Had to weigh up ruining the paint by prying it off with looking like the kind of person that would put a union jack on a car.
He could simply get all his jackets made with a union jack lining and save himself having to look for them wherever he goes.
If you want an easy change of style and colour. Maybe a nice pink Mohican?
Walking around, unable to sit until he finds a union jack, eventually dying of exhaustion.
There's a chapel I've been to a few times called St Peters on the wall that was built in the 660s from the ruins of the Roman Fort of Othona. Then it was used as a farmers barn for a long time and I think they used some of the same bricks for animal pens. Proper recycling.
Yes, you can still see the hypocaust in the Roman Baths in Bath.
I've heard people speak of them but I'll have nothing to do with them.
We have those where I live (Edible dormice / Glis Glis). I think they came from one of the Rothschild's private zoo.
There's always tomorrow.
Nothing apart from our pre Roman diet of Pig and Sticks is British. All other things are Forin.
Go into an arcade in the late 90s. No this isn't street fighter 2 this is Street fighter 2 EX3 SE 2nd Impact. Meaning? Dhalsim is Green!
academyofcheese.org
Mine forms an intricate map of the Turks and Caicos islands.
Doctor of Paddingtonology
Paddington studies.
Hot blooded continental types.
Apparently people are supposed to pay to interact with my family? If someone else is willing to do that for me I will pay THEM.