Tessa Langford (@tessatakes.bsky.social)
I would give anything to get hit by a Waymo
entertainment editor and writer with variously obscure and occasionally impressive bylines | weird little stories about weird big Hollywood
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I would give anything to get hit by a Waymo
Tessa Langford (@tessatakes.bsky.social)
I have a few “can’t believe you’ve never seen that” movies that I’m holding on to because I just like having them.
Tessa Langford (@tessatakes.bsky.social)
Oh no wordle
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It is almost impossible to get ChatGPT to tell me one of my ideas is bad.
Tessa Langford (@tessatakes.bsky.social)
somewhere in post-production right now is the film you’ll be texting all your friends about this fall. and its lead actor probably doesn’t even have a wikipedia page yet.
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Melvin and Howard (1980)
Tessa Langford (@tessatakes.bsky.social)
the most comforting thing in the world might be catching the last 40 minutes of a jurassic world sequel on FX, slightly edited for TV, volume too low, trying your best to not google which one it is
Tessa Langford (@tessatakes.bsky.social)
This is all getting in the way of the Smurfs discourse I was hoping to have this weekend.
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This is literally what we reported would happen. www.status.news/p/skydance-c...
Tessa Langford (@tessatakes.bsky.social)
The existence of late night shows has always made me think the TV economy can’t be *that* bad if those things are still going. Curious to see if this is really a dollars/cents thing, or if Skydance went full MAGA on Colbert.
Tessa Langford (@tessatakes.bsky.social)
Truly cannot think of a worse way to react than ducking down. His fight or flight went into some new third direction.
Tessa Langford (@tessatakes.bsky.social)
Superman box office chat is starting to show once again that movies exist in two parallel realities: the one people actually go to, and the one online where we dissect box office like it’s political polling. They rarely overlap.
Tessa Langford (@tessatakes.bsky.social)
Overdue joining here. Deleted the other place.