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Tessa Langford

@tessatakes.bsky.social

entertainment editor and writer with variously obscure and occasionally impressive bylines | weird little stories about weird big Hollywood

created July 17, 2025

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I would give anything to get hit by a Waymo

6/8/2025, 3:03:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have a few “can’t believe you’ve never seen that” movies that I’m holding on to because I just like having them.

1/8/2025, 3:52:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh no wordle

25/7/2025, 3:24:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It is almost impossible to get ChatGPT to tell me one of my ideas is bad.

24/7/2025, 12:02:28 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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somewhere in post-production right now is the film you’ll be texting all your friends about this fall. and its lead actor probably doesn’t even have a wikipedia page yet.

23/7/2025, 10:09:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Melvin and Howard (1980)

19/7/2025, 6:12:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the most comforting thing in the world might be catching the last 40 minutes of a jurassic world sequel on FX, slightly edited for TV, volume too low, trying your best to not google which one it is

19/7/2025, 3:15:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is all getting in the way of the Smurfs discourse I was hoping to have this weekend.

18/7/2025, 3:44:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is literally what we reported would happen. www.status.news/p/skydance-c...

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17/7/2025, 11:48:10 PM | 2791 698 | View on Bluesky | view

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The existence of late night shows has always made me think the TV economy can’t be *that* bad if those things are still going. Curious to see if this is really a dollars/cents thing, or if Skydance went full MAGA on Colbert.

18/7/2025, 12:03:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Truly cannot think of a worse way to react than ducking down. His fight or flight went into some new third direction.

17/7/2025, 3:16:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Superman box office chat is starting to show once again that movies exist in two parallel realities: the one people actually go to, and the one online where we dissect box office like it’s political polling. They rarely overlap.

17/7/2025, 2:39:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Overdue joining here. Deleted the other place.

17/7/2025, 1:28:02 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view