Ok, now Bobby is decimating CDC leadership. My hair is on fire again đ¤Ź
Philly born and raised. The only time I temper my accent? When I volunteer teaching immigrants English. Been chiding male chauvinist pigs since junior high in the early 70s. Lastly, all these meddlesome billionaires are chapping my ass.
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Ok, now Bobby is decimating CDC leadership. My hair is on fire again đ¤Ź
Okay, I stand somewhat corrected. I fall under the category of being eligible but I'm still wary. wapo.st/45RvyPx
Bobby "Team Measles" Kennedy wants to 86 Covid shots. He said heroin helped him thru law school and religious faith helped overcome his addiction. God told this 50 year Sunday School teacher to trust science - I'm a wheezy old boomer. Oh well, I'll be back to calling my senators every week again.
They didnât release the records when he got âshotâ
US-CERT was about to be called in. CISAâs cyber response team. But senior officials told them to stand down â no report, no investigation.
Only way he's gonna get laid
Check their pockets on the way out
What did Eely Muskrat do last week? â˘LSD â˘Booger sugar â˘Esctasy â˘âShrooms â˘Lotza Special K Respectfully submitted, An Appalled Taxpayer
Ha ha, thank you! Also, I see youâre Canadian and I assure you most of us in the US still consider you allies.
The Dem is way down in the dumps about the state of the union. I am trying to appreciate the most trivial of victories, such as I managed to change the battery in my key fob. Follow me for more mundanity đ
It seems like a lot of people missed this last year. apnews.com/article/jare...
NOBODY ELECTED ELON.
If you wouldn't vote for the Democratic candidate in our last presidential election, because of their position on Gaza, well, you're not gonna like what 47 is saying now.
Bingo. Nailed it.
Yeah, but eggs are cheaper, right? đ
I refer to him as The Orange Menace
I donât think heâs thinking this thru. Wouldnât be the first time.
Cousin Caroline went ALL in, proving Bobby Jr is the Temu Kennedy. We deserve better.
When are we getting a ha ha button? đ
I posted this same quote on other platforms today
Anybody else watching the Chatterbox in Chief right now in the Oval Office? youtu.be/68X8o0S7vJc
Egg prices was one of the stupidest reasons people gave to try to justify their sexism and racism. I will never understand why people voted for this monster.
ICE is planning immigration raids starting Tuesday. Please amplify.
And Martha would get shit done!
In his defense, Melania and that hat confused him. He thought she was the Quaker Oats guy.
Nobody likes a sore winner. BTW are eggs cheaper yet?
Just sayinâ
âKristi Noem? Not a fanâ
At least itâs not Lara T. I hope Moody is less grifty and knows, unlike LT maybe she can carry a tune in a bucket
Timmyâs in the spotlight, definitely. Is Kendull still with Bad Bunny? He seems a little deeper than her. Eh, what do I know?
Pete Hegseth Confirmation Hearing for Secretary of Defense youtu.be/jci1trmvv8I
Nancy's a joke BUT can you imagine the pearl clutching if Ms. Crockett made such a threat? Nancy better settle down because she is entirely too privileged and reckless.
And/or Scorpios đŚ
I gotta admit, I underestimated the amount of influence and f*ckery Elon would bring. Apparently Bannon is quite envious so I look forward to those two huge egos butting heads.
Wow. Just wow. This happens a lot. Are all proofreaders liberals and Republicans won't hire them? Rump's first term was awash with typos and spelling errors.
Pete Hegseth spent so much time speaking about religion. I can do that too. âDear God, let Putin not lead him into temptation with a honeypot with a couple bottles of âwodka.ââ
Subtle and perfect - chefâs kiss!
Almost as bad as Creesmus! My mother would describe her look as "severe." It wouldn't have a compliment.
Poor President Obama! His expression reminds me of something my mother used to say - "That smell could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon!"
Unfuckingbelievable đĄ
The Orange Menace
Okay, the imagery of the pencil prank made me LOL and I'm wondering if you've done this before.
I hope he realizes all that white powder up there is actual snow and not the other white powder he enjoys.
Geez, what do you have against protoplasm? If it could, it would be hurt by that comparison đ
I could disappoint myself with unrealistic resolutions OR I could buy an affirming bathroom rug.
Woot, woot! Where my boomers at?
Angry, what do you got against toasted almonds? What have they ever done to you?đ
Any further possibilities for charges Jack Smith tried to bring?
What's JD up to? No good, probably
With Republicans back in office, I'm more alarmed than ever about their Putin affection. What can we do?
The Greatest Generation didnât expect this shit. Iâm glad my older relatives arenât alive to see this
When your dear old doggo is sleeping on you, you canât get up. Itâs, like a law or something â¤ď¸
Drone sitch solved - ETs are looking for this deliciousness but those North Jersey jabronies call it ham. In the words of Mr. Garvey, say it right!
That âhairâ is looking mighty rough, too
Q - Who saw that cominâ? A - Sentient beings
Kylie and Jason are generous to the city (and, of course, go birds! đŚ )
They are passionate and smart and we need their perspective and energy
Iâm getting concerned. Whatâs the point of being a billionaire if you still think you have to kiss his ass?
Iâm a boomer and I get that Mad Magazine reference, introduced to me by my teen brothers. Happy memories đ
His campaign was a joke! Does he have any relation to Bahamas?
Awwww, I liked Girls5Eva! Very witty and silly with talented people
We really need to get to the bottom of this drone situation because I've got some snarky comments queued up but what if it's serious? (Sometimes I think before I opine.)
Maybe the woman knew what was coming and didn't want to start a war in tomorrow's pickup line. Because the rest of the school year would be "my son would never!"
Thoughts and prayersâŚ.jk!
He knows what he did
Ugh! Rittenhouse 2.0
And heâs not even in office yet! His cult members are gonna have buyerâs remorse when they realize their egg nog ingredients will be high next year
Pros and cons - at least this time they won't try to pin the grift on Melania's assistant but how many millions do you need for FU money? When I was a teen, my dad told me to carry FU money (he used the full words) to get myself home if a date got too handsy. Why do these billionaires kiss his ass?
And they call themselves "pro life"
All of the above
I remember getting the polio vaccine sugar cube. I'm sure my parents were grateful for that opportunity.
Oh, suddenly propriety is an issue?
That last run-on sentence is a doozy
We canât expect Nancy to be mindful of pronouns, can we? Even if theyâre âIâ and âshe.â
Some times self-care comes in the form of dumplings
Wouldn't it be nice if some of these billionaires spent money to relieve medical debt rather than competing by launching penis-looking rockets (Freud, much?) JB's ex is a huge philanthropist.
And supposedly they are as big as "small" cars?!?
Shhhhh, donât tell him, maybe he will đ
Iâll say it again - we need a ha ha option here. Iâve been fueled by derisive humor since 45âs misfit toys appeared
I think sheâs pursing her lips and holding her breath coz heâs stinky
In the aggressive verbiage of my rowhouse Philly childhood, DUH! Seriously, Iâm gonna find it hard to sympathize when these folks wake up
Good luck!
Donât stop, Mom! This belly ainât gonna rub itself!
Oh, Nancy! I went to church today too. My church says âAll are welcome,â LGBQ and even the Ts!
If you answer "I donât have that much interest in having sexual experiences with another person,â RFK knows not to follow up. I guess women who say that don't have much chance of getting hired. Is he trying to curate a harem?
My mom was seven month pregnant with her first child, my brother. My dad was 30 and could have been called up. His factory job was declared defense necessary. What a scary time for that generation.
Young Sir Laurence was a looker đ
What are Tulsiâs chances?
âUnless theyâre sick.â Yep, thatâs when we need it. How blissfully ignorant these lucky folks are.
Bluesky needs a ha ha button đ
Not only is he completely inexperienced, heâs a cheerleader for raw milk! If this gets into pasteurized milk, Iâm gonna be pissssed âcoz Mama needs the moo juice in her morning coffee!
So many outsized egos, what could possibly to wrong?
She's still stupid, but now she's loud and stupid.
On a side note, can you imagine two women yelling like this? They would immediately be deemed too emotional and unprofessional. These two rams can bang their horns, tho.
Heâs not fat but PH shouldnât be driving a car let alone head of DOD
Yikes! My daughter told me calmly when she was around three that her grandfather visited her. He died before she was born.
Iâm an emotional eater and 47 is enlisting scoundrels for his administration. Iâm gonna need a bigger boat of Christmas cookies.
Ooooooo, that would be sweet! đ