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Todd Federman

@tfederman.bsky.social

I hate AI and fascism and I forget what my personality used to be before that. Recently retired software dev. What are some things a person can do? @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social

created October 13, 2023

110 followers 66 following 183 posts

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Profile picture brynvivix ♪ ~,--,^^. (@brynvivix.gay) reposted reply parent

"fuck you, cancer, but we'll let this one slide"

1/9/2025, 5:00:25 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looks like a mistake, it's not our business. I would forward this to Jillian and then delete it.

31/8/2025, 5:28:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If it turns out to be cancer will we still be able to say "fuck cancer"?

31/8/2025, 5:25:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Escherberus

29/8/2025, 2:36:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Federman (@tfederman.bsky.social) reply parent

Then The Last Exorcism 2, which I liked more, came out and proved this film a charade.

27/8/2025, 3:04:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I would die for Paimon!

27/8/2025, 12:59:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Federman (@tfederman.bsky.social)

Men always complain that they don't know what women want, but have you tried just listening?

25/8/2025, 6:10:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's Friday night so me and the boys are dosing the municipal water supply with an empathy potion.

23/8/2025, 1:16:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's Friday night so me and the boys are practicing Excel.

21/8/2025, 11:47:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's Friday night so me and the boys are looking for loopholes in the hierarchy of needs.

20/8/2025, 10:29:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's Friday night so me and the boys are trimming our hair and clipping our toenails to make boyfriend material.

19/8/2025, 1:43:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's Friday night so me and the boys are pretending it's 2014 and the future is boundless.

17/8/2025, 11:08:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's Friday night so me and the boys are picking out songs for a hanging out montage.

16/8/2025, 11:40:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's Friday night so me and the boys are renegotiating boundaries.

15/8/2025, 10:27:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's Friday night so me and the boys are starting Patriarchy 2 and anyone can join.

15/8/2025, 2:08:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's Friday night so me and the boys are writing thank-you notes to the goddess.

14/8/2025, 3:28:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's Friday night so me and the boys are doing a podcast offset thing where we just don't start podcasts.

13/8/2025, 1:14:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's Friday night so me and the boys are rewatching the tape from The Ring.

12/8/2025, 1:52:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's Friday night so me and the boys are looking for ways out other than through.

8/8/2025, 11:19:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Federman (@tfederman.bsky.social) reply parent

At least he won't have to move his family.

30/7/2025, 10:31:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy birthday to this queen.

Moo Deng:
11/7/2025, 5:45:33 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Federman (@tfederman.bsky.social) reply parent

They're just working backwards from being shitheads. They say whatever words make them feel good in the moment and don't care about obvious flaws in the logic.

10/7/2025, 10:41:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Anyone still using Twitter is complicit in this.

8/7/2025, 11:32:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson (@fartsjohnson.bsky.social) reposted

8 years ago tonight, the best piece of television aired.

25/6/2025, 11:10:41 AM | 8 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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Look at my grandparents, a huge unit of a rabbit at my sister's house, a cool weapon I got in Expedition 33, and another rabbit but at my house.

21/6/2025, 3:29:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's gone, thanks for letting me know.

16/6/2025, 1:02:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Choosing to believe from your TL that Cole Escola was in The Final Reckoning and I just missed it.

9/6/2025, 2:54:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've always wanted to go to Ireland and see the Uncanny Valley in person.

7/6/2025, 1:02:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Federman (@tfederman.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm just here to contribute to the ratio.

6/6/2025, 7:42:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric (@newhouse.bsky.social) reposted

ANDOR micro-series set between S2 and RogueOne that’s just an afternoon of Krennic and Tarkin trying to subtweet each other via HoloNet

5/6/2025, 11:31:59 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump and Musk as frog and scorpion but really both are the scorpion
5/6/2025, 8:44:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hot honey is the new microplastics

Hot honey shredded cheese
4/6/2025, 6:16:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Federman (@tfederman.bsky.social) reply parent

I would melt into the earth if Macklemore thought I was lame, let alone the Mission Impossible: The Final Reckoning cast.

4/6/2025, 4:36:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Imagine having a belief system so bad that every cool person in all of pop culture thinks you suck. #HappyPride

Nick Offerman, in response to a homophobic Ron Swanson reference: Ron was best man at a gay wedding you dumb fuck. #HappyPride
4/6/2025, 4:30:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Federman (@tfederman.bsky.social)

Is it bad that we no longer learn how to get around because we rely on GPS? Shrug. Is it bad that we no longer learn math because we rely on calculators? We get by, but we make bad choices about money. Will it be bad when we stop altogether writing, thinking, and creating because we rely on AI?

4/6/2025, 2:54:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Federman (@tfederman.bsky.social) reply parent

Absolutely not. They should watch Mission Impossible the Final Reckoning.

27/5/2025, 3:03:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Rehearsal S3:

Tweet from unhinged Twitter the everything app user @SeraphinLove1: Honestly, I believe most if not all recent plane crashes are a part of the innovation of 15 min cities. They will keep crashing these planes until no one feels safe anymore to leave their 15-minute city. By 2030, the plan is for the WEF shopping to have their initiative in place.
26/5/2025, 5:24:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Eating the woke chicken because I said I would.

mccrispy strips and fries
25/5/2025, 4:13:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I will buy some of their terrible food tomorrow to recognize this.

25/5/2025, 2:25:15 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*Zachary gets distracted by my entourage of three of the most beautiful women in the world and does what I say*

24/5/2025, 11:13:56 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Our lives are the sum of our choices, Zachary.

24/5/2025, 11:03:26 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hanging out at the Nazi bar every day for engagement.

24/5/2025, 3:55:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh my god I forgot it was tonight.

24/5/2025, 3:45:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does anyone want to carpool to Final Reckoning later

23/5/2025, 3:55:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Federman (@tfederman.bsky.social) reply parent

Does anyone else want to start making my choices

23/5/2025, 3:55:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My life is the sum of my choices.

23/5/2025, 3:54:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture priscilla page (@priscillapage.bsky.social) reposted

wrote about that cute little Fiat 500 & the car chase in Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One www.hagerty.com/media/entert...

2/9/2023, 1:20:50 AM | 56 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Federman (@tfederman.bsky.social) reply parent

Put a 1 at the end of the password so it's not just letters, things of that nature.

22/5/2025, 12:37:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think people are worrying too much about The Entity because as long as you follow password best practices you'll be safe.

22/5/2025, 12:36:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are you excited for Mission Impossible the Final Reckoning or super excited for it. I'm super excited,

21/5/2025, 10:01:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Federman (@tfederman.bsky.social) reply parent

The indignity is the point.

21/5/2025, 6:01:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Federman (@tfederman.bsky.social) reply parent

Fixed

A redacted movie ticket for Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning. See Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning in theaters May 23.
19/5/2025, 7:59:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Federman (@tfederman.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait don't look at the code. Don't steal my ticket please.

19/5/2025, 7:51:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm the most seated I've ever been.

A movie ticket for Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning. See Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning in theaters May 23.
19/5/2025, 7:51:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Federman (@tfederman.bsky.social) reply parent

Too obscure and not Pete Rose related but just a fun one: What major league catcher recorded his first strikeout (as a position player pitching) before his first career hit? (hint below) (Red Sox)

18/5/2025, 5:15:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Federman (@tfederman.bsky.social) reply parent

It was a completely apt reference and I will take this all the way to the Supreme Court!

18/5/2025, 2:18:51 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fitter, happier, more productive

18/5/2025, 1:22:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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[Luther in a Mission Impossible video game] Ethan, you need to keep an eye on your stealth meter. If it fills all the way up, nearby enemies will be alerted to your presence. Press the circle button to crouch. While you're crouched, they won't be able to hear your footsteps..
18/5/2025, 1:09:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Federman (@tfederman.bsky.social) reply parent

Ever since M-Bone died it's important that the rest of us pass on the knowledge through oral tradition.

16/5/2025, 11:56:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I bought bug spray at Home Depot a few days ago and they emailed me asking for feedback. I've never given them my email address. It sucks.

14/5/2025, 8:58:07 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Surviving the robot apocalypse because the captain of your battlestar had the foresight to disable Copilot.

13/5/2025, 11:15:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Look who moved into my yard.

A small bunny
12/5/2025, 9:43:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Enforcing a geostationary child population because one man can't abide unpleasant sound in public. Makes sense to me!

7/5/2025, 11:50:48 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Federman (@tfederman.bsky.social) reply parent

Okay, so if there's two articles posted on the topic then the one that's misinformation can be deleted?

1/5/2025, 11:14:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Federman (@tfederman.bsky.social) reply parent

Sure, I understand, but leaving this link here will result in more people seeing and repeating the claim and when they're proven wrong it will subvert the message we're trying to argue.

1/5/2025, 10:45:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Federman (@tfederman.bsky.social) reply parent

This headline is false, it's a misstatement of the linked article's quote "25% of BNPL users say they’ve used the loans to buy groceries."

1/5/2025, 10:27:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Federman (@tfederman.bsky.social) reply parent

This article links to another that clarifies, "25% of BNPL users say they’ve used the loans to buy groceries" which is much less dramatic than what the original quote suggests.

1/5/2025, 10:25:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Only 301?

29/4/2025, 11:27:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ladies and gentlemen, the weekend 😌 (@craigweekends.bsky.social) reposted

25/4/2025, 11:52:48 PM | 489 159 | View on Bluesky | view

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Okay?

26/4/2025, 1:01:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Same energy

Shiv Roy therapy dancing Mon Mothma therapy dancing
25/4/2025, 11:30:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TEMU Mark Ruffalo (@brianvan.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Cassian runs into Saw Gerrera, who is inexplicably carrying 30 baguettes

23/4/2025, 2:10:13 AM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/4/2025, 10:16:41 PM | 43 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Mavs have turned into the Adelson family's worst investment since the Mitt Romney campaign.

21/4/2025, 10:07:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Microplastics Sommelier (@leastactionhero.bsky.social) reposted

every year on patriots' day we commemorate the “here comes the pizza” incident from 2007, in which don orsillo and the late great jerry remy grow increasingly deranged trying to understand the motives of the man who hurled a slice of pizza at a guy attempting to catch a foul ball #redsox 🍕 ⚾️

21/4/2025, 2:48:16 PM | 854 274 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Federman (@tfederman.bsky.social)

We live in a fractally stupid time.

Liz Wheeler whining to Elon Musk that Grok called her out as a superspreader of misinformation and I can't i can't i can't i can't i̸ ̷c̵a̵n̴'̷t̷ ̶i̵ ̵c̴a̷n̷'̵t̷ ̸i̴ ̸c̸a̶n̸t̶
15/4/2025, 4:39:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*taps the sign*

13/4/2025, 5:52:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Federman (@tfederman.bsky.social) reply parent

The whole site is removed. Send me a DM if you see any others.

12/4/2025, 1:53:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Federman (@tfederman.bsky.social) reply parent

The account posts from over 20,000 sources so not everything can be manually reviewed. I'll remove this one, thanks for bringing it to my attention.

12/4/2025, 1:22:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Federman (@tfederman.bsky.social) reply parent

We were optimistic about how social media would change society when in hindsight skepticism and discretion could have helped us. We have a model for how AI will be weaponized. We don't have certainty, but also it's not responsible to assume it will be a net positive without evidence that's likely.

11/4/2025, 2:19:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Federman (@tfederman.bsky.social) reply parent

You're right, optimism vs. pessimism underpin the debate. If you think things are going well and people are in practice empowered while I think the opposite, it's unlikely either of us will be convinced we're wrong.

11/4/2025, 1:45:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Federman (@tfederman.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, only in that feed, and it also shows up if you view an individual user's profile.

11/4/2025, 4:21:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Onlyfans keep getting into my walls and chewing the wires.

10/4/2025, 10:58:08 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Federman (@tfederman.bsky.social) reply parent

The forces working to use it against us have more money and power and will. AI alone is cool, but it's the intersection of AI and 2020s era capitalism and crumbling institutions that's the problem.

10/4/2025, 8:54:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Federman (@tfederman.bsky.social) reply parent

AI will be a strong force multiplier for all sort of enshittification and predation, but you're right, all those things existed before. It's just not a good time for there to be more tools that can be used against us.

10/4/2025, 8:40:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Federman (@tfederman.bsky.social) reply parent

Can you please remove or make optional suggestion carousels from the feeds now?

10/4/2025, 7:30:01 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Federman (@tfederman.bsky.social) reply parent

Automated customer service is useless garbage but has displaced human labor. There's no incongruity here. Garbage will be fed to us because it's cheaper to produce. It's the old same race to the bottom.

10/4/2025, 7:23:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Joking aside, is it great in principle that Bluesky is an echo chamber? Not really, no. But is it our fault that we don't like things that suck? Also no.

9/4/2025, 4:32:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Today was probably Jared Carneson's worst Rex Manning day ever.

9/4/2025, 3:29:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Federman (@tfederman.bsky.social) reply parent

1. The population of this "channel" is more discerning than the docile and passive community still on Twitter. 2. There's broad hate for AI across many socio-economic-creative contexts. If people are wrong about your specific approach, it's immaterial. Adobe is profiting from our slopcore future.

9/4/2025, 12:09:44 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Federman (@tfederman.bsky.social) reply parent

SQL, coding, whatever the skill, a good place to be is the point of mastery where AI would slow you down rather than help you. It's not in OpenAl's interests to help you get there.

5/4/2025, 6:10:19 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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4/4/2025, 11:35:11 PM | 554 164 | View on Bluesky | view

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4/4/2025, 8:49:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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let's fucking gooooooo!!!!!!!
3/4/2025, 10:56:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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LFG!

3/4/2025, 7:25:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Will Boards of Canada ever come out with a new album?

3/4/2025, 6:34:25 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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show me 4 pictures in your phone that have your energy that aren’t selfies

3/4/2025, 12:41:19 AM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Computer, how do I watch television?" *sixteen minutes pass as bluecheck sits patiently, waiting for instruction. listless neurons flicker in quiet dissonance.* "Computer,

Bluecheck asks @grok how to watch Severance, is ignored, and asks again. You can't learn basic life skills anymore because of woke.
23/3/2025, 2:28:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Federman (@tfederman.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't think it's Helena. It would feel lazy for the writers to pull the same trick twice, and they've been better than that so far. Also, Mark's choice was the emotional climax of the episode/season so I think they'd want to let it stand rather than subvert it with a plot twist.

22/3/2025, 4:39:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Federman (@tfederman.bsky.social) reply parent

Yet he'd indicated earlier in the episode he wasn't going to end his existence, so he was at least consistent with what we should have expected. Even though it was frustrating and sad to watch.

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