What about comedy writers?
What about comedy writers?
Meth. We're on it.
Whilst I agree that Reform receives far too much coverage (and positive coverage, at that), Reform may argue that it is the 3rd largest UK party by votes cast at the 2024 election. Only the FPTP system denied them more MPs. Labour needs to change the narrative and stop echoing Reform's racism.
Sorry but who gaf what a christian says?
My old man was fed up of my coming home drunk aged 17/18 so he put the click down on the Yale lock one night. He was mortified to find me sleeping outside when he opened the door to get the milk. OM: Did the milkman see you? Me: Yes, I told him that you locked me out. Strange, only happened once
Labour and Tories are presenting a united front, unfortunately not to condemn unacceptable racism but to support it.
He likes to hang around people who are - in his own words - thick as shit.
Liz Kendall, "Welfare reform is really hard, especially for the Labour party. "Well, not the modern Labour party with people like me at the forefront. "Now that I am moving up the financial ladder, I like to punch down on the vulnerable".
maybe he's just jealous
STOP THE FLOATS!
We had the novel, A Kestrel for a Knave, on which this was based as our O-level novel in Eng. Lit. No cheat sheets, no practice questions, we had to read it but, no problem, the book was fantastic. This was the main reason I passed Eng. Lit. supported by the poems of Wilfred Owen.
Francis obviously not a fan but happy to help the sales figures.
Conversation from around 30 years ago in a European country. Man at bar: I hate immigrants. Me: I'm an immigrant. Man at bar: No, you're ok. Me: You just said that you hate immigrants. Man at bar: Yeah, but you're white.
Not sure if he's w@nking or $hitting himself in this one.
Repost with specs
It must be almost time for, "I never knew the guy."
What flavor?
I'm sure that Farage would be overjoyed to see the return to 1970s taxation levels - 80% on earned income (the word earned doing a lot of heavy lifting in Farage's case) and 98% on unearned income.
I was there in 1979. Star-gazing was amazing as there was little to no air pollution (prevailing westerly winds). This also means that you can get bad sunburn very quickly. We were on the sand bar between St Agnes and Gugh for a couple of hours on an overcast day. Two of my mates got frazzled.
I guess that Starmer will be up in Scotland getting tips on how to set up concentration camps.
Yeah, but it's not Slade. Is it?
That's Jeff Lynne.
That was a misunderstanding on his part. He thought that he would be able to get close to minors.
I sincerely hope that Venezuela qualify for the World Cup next year.
Imagine the outrage if a European leader landed in the US and started telling Americans how to run their country (even it talking sense instead of spouting absolute bollocks)!
The UK govt is deeply complicit in the Gaza genocide. This article powerfully documents it all. Do read and share. đ
Just going to leave this here:
I hope that Starmer, Lammy and the rest feel proud of themselves in helping to create this humanitarian crisis. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/j...
There is no 'Israel-Gaza war'. This is a genocide perpetrated by Israel on the people of Gaza.
In Kruger's own words. "We can tolerate eccentric ideologues."
He's probably waiting for the Qataris to deliver bags of cash.
Have they hired the Cameron shepherd's hut?
There's an app which answers that for you.
Steal it!
Donald Tantrum-p
5 years ago, temporary release from Covid restrictions
Tio författare som du lĂ€st fler Ă€n fem böcker av? - Graham Greene - George Orwell - Cormac McCarthy - Ernest Hemingway - Gabriel GarcĂa MĂĄrquez - Haruki Murakami - Charles Dickens - Joseph Conrad - KenzaburĆ Će - Rohinton Mistry ingen sĂ€rskild ordning!
In more ways than one đ
MPs and ministers face industrial levels of bribes - sorry, donations - and are quite happy to accept the green.
Do bone spurs count as a disability?
Give 10m people ÂŁ100 each and practically all of it will end up back in the UK economy somewhere - mainly on the High Street. Give 10 people ÂŁ100m each and most of it will be lost to the UK economy.
That's what Putin says every time he puts on 'the' video.
I'll tell you all my secrets, but I lie about my past - Tom Waits
Another 'very stable genius'?
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Perhaps young people are being sensible in not having children before they see some security (job, housing, financial, climate).
Looks as if the USS Nimitz (Aircraft carrier) is heading that way.
But it helps if you believe in gold.
Bone spur Donnie will not be visiting the American cemetery in Margraten during the NATO Summit. More than 8,000 members of the American military who died during the Second World War are buried at the cemetery in Zuid-Limburg. Former U.S. President George W. Bush visited the cemetery in 2005.
Little legs
Understood but I think that there are many people who would be happy to accept an almost certainly guaranteed 4 years with a minimum salary of ÂŁ93,904 p.a. plus expenses and all the "donations" they can garner. Very, very few people have that security.
Phrases such as:- - you'll end up with square eyes - I don't know how you can listen to that hurdy-gurdy music đ
They will not lose their jobs if they vote against this bill.
Labour manifesto 2024 "Labour is committed to championing the rights of disabled people and to the principle of working with them, so that their views and voices will be at the heart of all we do."
It is now.
And they closed off the West Bank.
The same Trump who pulled the US out of JCPOA in 2018?
Strange that law enforcement officers do not require masks when they are looking for real criminals.
Truss made decisions. That went well.
âOur constant message is de-escalate," yet... www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
Donald Tantrump's tariffs appear to be working well đ www.reuters.com/world/china/...
If the perpetrator is ever caught, Trump will pardon him.
We grew up with potch - 3/4 potatoes, 1/4 swede, cooked together and then mashed together. Fantastic with a Sunday roast.
The Art of the Deal
"basic tactical vests that just say police" will have to do for now until they can find enough uniforms with the original Schutzstaffel insignia.
Ah yes, the amnesiac effects of ketamine.
Post a photo from ten years ago. Well, 12 years ago.
#Caveman
Is that err....Norman Wisdom?
If Farage doesn't like Scotland, he can go back to where he came from.
Oh no, I have that tune stuck in my head now.
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
I doubt that he is a 'hands on' father - apart from with the nannies.
Yep, did that 10 pin bowling.
Nothing shouts poverty like a 'stash of ripe avocados'.
The right-wing SGP believes the country should be governed âentirely on the basis of the ordinances of God as revealed in the Holy Scripturesâ, and therefore holds that women should not play an active role in political life. wtf? www.dutchnews.nl/2025/05/dutc...
Are the other 50% really f*cking stupid?
Does that price include poached eggs?
Someone's suffering from Irritable Brexit Syndrome.
Hard Brexiteers believe that Brexit 'has been betrayed'. They still believe the lies they were fed, e.g. âI just feel that it was a missed opportunity. Yes, people were sometimes fed bullshit. ... Weâve never really seen the investment we were promised.â
It's more fun with a tennis ball.
Cormac McCarthy - very dark at times but beautiful writing. Hemingway is another favourite (not for all, I know) but, if I had to choose one, it would be Haruki Murakami.
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Looks fantastic, hope you enjoyed it! The plate is beautiful.
www.theguardian.com/education/20...
I can only imagine how well his colleagues would have treated any 'suspect' they caught.
How about, "DM correspondent's ex-husband is very fond of Marching Powder"?
I think that the laws have evolved over time. For children born between 1983 and 2006, unmarried British mothers could pass on citizenship but not unmarried fathers. Since 2006, unmarried British mothers or fathers can pass on citizenship.
Looking at Boeing's supply chain, they will be priced out of the market once tariffs have been applied to all the parts they import from international partners. If tariffs are applied......
Canada, New Zealand and South Korea also.
This Boris Johnson? www.politico.eu/article/bori...
www.standard.co.uk/news/politic... He added: âWhat Iâm calling for isnât actually anything particularly radical." Correct, it's reactionary.
And 'massively underdiagnosing' mythomania?
ICE, ICE, baby
Is the answer, gullible people like c*nts?
My life is over. www.politico.eu/article/euro...
