It's always lies and deflection from their own crime infested red 💩hole cities!

Somebody get her a room with no view. She Cray Cray

It’s like implanting a brain worm is part of the initiation for leaders in this administration.

Lunatic! And the scariest part is that MAGAots eat it up, and believe every word they say.

I do know Noem was a hell of a lot prettier before she pumped poisonous shit into her face.

She's always had an ugly soul.

Nah… she’s always been mediocre

She has too much hair.

That B is delusional 🤣

Noem is seriously unwell, and deranged. I recommend an intervention to get her help.

Ha, ha, ha...

Not only a puppy killer, she’s a fucking idiot!

What a sucking sound she makes

Pam Bondi said that Trump saved 300M American Lives. I guess they're playing some kind of BS game we are not aware of. I'm guessing next move will be from Marco Rubio saying he placed a shopping mall on the Sea of Tranquility.

WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Greets, Europe

And that is why she is called Kristi Noemind.

Because the Trump Regime can't govern, we are forced to endure their lame attempts at comedy. It's pathetic.

IS she really that stupid? Arrogant? Delusional?

Just crazy

The facial fillers have seeped into the cavity where a brain should be. Can’t wait until its lips explode!

So California would just be a wasteland now? Wtaf?

they have got away with telling the most outrageous lies up until now, so I am guessing that tactic will continue Over 70m people believed the absurdities coming from Trump's mouth, all the while dismissing the very obvious and factual viewpoints supported with documentation

Kristi Noem would like people globally to believe, that the farm workers, maids, firemen, laborers, nannies, landscapers, food truck operators, and other immigrants being exploited by U.S. citizens, would have taken down Los Angeles with their hard work.

Could be talking about the peaceful protest. Ya know, the protest AGAINST TRUMP.

At this point in time, it's smart to assume that the people in the current "Republican Political Party" ~ Whatever that means now, and whoever they really are. Are willing to say or do anything. No matter how unreasonable. No matter the damage they cause, through misinformation & miseducation.

RAPEpublicans: Grifters Oligarchs Pedophiles

#GOP Gangsters Oligarchs Pedophiles #MAGA Murderous Authoritarians Gaslighting America

Some have decided not to run again in 2026, still need to be accountable for letting everything that is happening now, plus all the kidnappings, injuries, deaths, disappeared people, every crime against humanity, crimes against Ukraine, they allowed all of this. Rs need to first remove the dictator.

TRUTH

She’s a fkn idiot.

Noem? Lost her credibility, self-respect &/or her mind,

Noem is such a deadpan comedienne, almost as though her face would just slide off.

Gavin's press office ain't joking around. youtu.be/Avc68PVRk0g

Brain Dead Barbie

She is a special sort of idiot.

She sounds like a sycophantic fool.

Give us all a break. She must have had the most brown nosed response to Donny in his Cabinet meeting, of anyone.

Kristi Noem is a fucking liar.

She's not a liar, she believes what she says. She's insane.

She is hilarious! What a tool!

Getting tired of the constant, insane bald-faced lies.

Without Botox her face would droop

She'll be hospitalized again for an allergic reaction.

🙄...Being occupied by federal troops is a Federal crime against the very Constitution...LA was fine and now it's not...😡

So perfect. Maximum hearts.

Don't ignore me please we need you so much😔

I am Baraa. I lost my little girl Maha to malnutrition in this war, and now my little girl Masa is sick and suffering from the same pain. I am afraid of losing her too. Please help me save what is left of my heart... Help Masa live.💔😣

Capital C

We always agree...and yup.

We need to get these companies to stop fucking airing these motherfuckers. All they're doing is fucking lying. All they're doing is feeling the flames of divide. I've had enough of that shit. Fucking take them off the air! Now!

I stop watching legacy media altogether when it became clear that they were willing to platform all kinds of liars from this administration. Remove eyeballs, remove ad revenue.

You're absolutely right! It's like giving them free advertisement

It has been time to have #FoxNews investigated for fraud, graft and treason for many years now There is significant evidence #RupertMurdoch is trafficking heroin & that he founded Fox News with ClA black fund money from Ted ShackIey aconstantineblacklist.blogspot.com/2009/11/poli...

I'm more concerned that they are not concerned about the trafficked children. They refused a document or even bring it up. They're being paid by the Russian government I bet. They need to be fucking investigated. If they can't fucking tell the truth something is up!

So, I know something that Epstein ring survivors have been speaking out about for years: There is a secret ClA program called Monarch. It is a subprogram of MKUItra, which was never actually cancelled. It uses child sex trafficking and blackmail to produce "compliant" politicians and celebrities.

So the entire CIA is involved in this. That explains why they're acting the way they are...

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Before the #Epstein ring, there was the #FranklinIsland ring. Survivors of this era of government sex trafficking, such as #CathyOBrien and #FionaBarnett, allege that Epstein-style child sex trafficking as a ClA blackmail/recruitment program is not new, and that it has been going on for 50+ years.

This is why I don’t watch any legacy media. It’s all lies coming from Republicans. They lie, lie some more and finish it off with another lie. It’s the same over and over again. What’s the point of watching? I don’t like being lied to or treated like I’m an idiot.

I wanted to be a news reporter and work for the weather service. We need to fix this fucking bullshit now so we can actually have some of us actually have our careers that we actually really want. I feel like my future got shoved out of my hands and shattered on the floor.

I am sad for you. I am a retired old-school print media journalist who started out in ‘79 as a beat news reporter. Real broadcast journalism ended in the ‘80s. Rent the film Broadcast News for a comedic history lesson. The Internet never adopted journalism standards and ethics. And here we are.

I wish good journalism was still part of the big 5 names. Its cle they were just in it for the money and not to tell people whats really going on

There’s more opportunity in print, but if you want to go broadcast, I recommend independent media.

It has been this way for quite awhile.

Kristi Noem is a pathological liar

HOOTER'S CALLED. THEY WANT THEIR SHORTS BACK.

Secretary Rapunzel says what?

gop scared of living 🙄

Another confirmation, she knows nothing

Wait, you forgot your hat.

'Ahem' MAGA NAZI/ RUSSIAN disinfo please!!!

Which tells you 'all she knows' is bullshit

FFS, the botox has really infested her brain now hasn't it?🤨

Yeah, they're standing UP and standing TOGETHER to humiliate Trump's traveling circus.

Too much Botox to the brain

She can shut the hell up piece of shit Trump nut sucker

Self-proclaimed dog killer reveals, once more, her low IQ and lying white ass.

I do not know how anyone takes her serious.

Has she moved out of the Coast Guard Commanders house yet?

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Dipsy Noem is a feckin fool.

.. Cricket would like to have a word about "still standing".

Puppy Killer is a joke ! Damn , I think her face fell off again! 😂

Where do they find these flakes?

This wins the "stop lying, you dishonest bitch" award, year to date That is not a low bar considering that I am including her boss in the dishonest-bitch competition

UFB

How does she manage to talk and continuously kiss his ass at the same time ⁉️

The feces is definitely ruining her complexion.

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And yet the cult followers believe it, bunch of boneheads, Fred Flintstone has more more brains

I wonder if Kristi or that man she’s having extramarital affairs with is in the videos that Israel is blackmailing them with🤔

*men

Truly!

Can't fix stupid or liars! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Sorry ms. dog murderer, WTF are you talkin about. you yourself can't even govern half of your state, you fucking idiot.

The MAGA low IQanons believe her

So why would they want to save a city full of libtards, immigrants and elites? MAGA, your tax dollars went to save your enemies. Makes no sense.

GREAT point!!!!

She is so fucked in the head. Is she on drugs?

LYING SYCOPHANT FOOL.

The entire GOP-MAGA administration is made up of unreluctant and unrepentant liars.

Liar!! How ridiculous to say something like that!!

thank you for attacking the actual thing... her lying ass mouth... instead of her looks

I know a dog that would be alive… and a got… and some horses if it was for Crusty the Clowm Noem… and hundreds of thousands who’d maybe be alive if it weren’t for Trump… & thousands of MAGA who were convicted of shitting all over Congress, after storming it violently, beating up law enforcement

Where do these idiots get the moxy to speak?

"Dragons would have descended from the skies and burnt it to the ground! Have you even said thank you once that Our Glorious Savior Trump saved you from the dragons?""

😂

Her real job is being a night time nurse/fluffer for Trump. The dog killing 1980's porn star is not fit for anything else.

She’s nuts

By "the action" she was probably talking about the air strike Hegseth accidentally ordered while drunk, that Trump had to quickly rescind.

Cosplay Barbie says what?

She does not “know” shit

She IS sh*t.

You're right ..... this is just toooo funny! He did nothing but stir things up there! He wanted to see it get out of control and then he swoop in. She needs to take a long walk off a short pier. Good grief!

Watch out if it wasn’t for the Trump administration LA would be burnt down. They save the day not LA was fine. It still is fine. You guys lie so much. You don’t even know what the truth is anymore.

Meth. We're on it.

The problem is that the MAGA faithful will believe every word Krusti Gnome is saying and MAGA news sources will not provide any fact checks whatsoever.

The problem is allowing other states to run cities not in their jurisdiction

They will drag in that one person who had a car stolen, or was mugged as proof. Damn people will believe it.

Kristi Noem is galactically stupid.

What? Such a liar or she's in insane

I was going to say how does she go on TV and tell such blatant lies with a straight face, but realized she uses so much Botox and has so many fillers that it’s the only expression she has - dead, vacant Botox expression, perfect for liars and grifters.

#dumbest

Amazing

What bullshit

What a cartoon of a person.

Pure bullshit…

Besides Cleetus in Bumfuck Alabama, does anyone actually believe this deranged twat?

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Good question Jim and appropriately articulated.

👀

Besides the fact that she has no soul, why do you think Trump likes her?

She must be having a lot of trouble sucking up to the shrinking DICKtator!

Does she think it's one house?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😇😇😇

So, when is convict drump going to pay Canadians for the aid in saving la from the rapid fires, it costs Canadian tax payers billions

She is such an idiot.

OMFG these idiots should be put in an asylum

What a stupid ass statement.

I don’t know if Kristi Noem would still be standing today if Corey didn’t need a break.

You win the internet today.

Wow! She's not just the poster child for cosmetic procedures; she's also a comedian!!!

😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 What planet does she live on?

She really is one moronic magat-republiQnt ! ...

WTF is she saying? I live in downtown LA in a Latino immigrant neighborhood. I'm white, have lived here for 16 years, I've been all over town on foot. I have NEVER been a victim of crime! 1) She's delusional! 2) She's lying!

I’ve been into and out of every part of LA for decades. Downtown, East LA, Huntington Park, etc etc Never been the victim of a crime ONCE Yes, crime happens but on almost 1000 trips into LA proper - never once been victim to it The insanity of Conservatives and their BS

THEY LIKE TO CLAIM THAT THINGS ARE MUCH WORSE THAN THEY ARE. THAT WAY IT IS AN EASY FIX FOR THEM! THEN THEY CLAIM VICTORY OVER SOMETHING THAT WASN’T TRUE TO BEGIN WITH!

He met with Putin and brought us these silly tactics.

Their base is in the South and in rural areas that hate California Lying about Los Angeles or San Francisco is evergreen for them

exactly 😑

I have noticed and pointed out to others that Felon47 is going after cities with historically low crime rates so that they can claim THEY are the reason for the lower crime rates. The whole time they are raising the crime rates with their masked attacks upon citizens.

Yep .. it's what they do ... they are delusional DEC23-2024 "Over the last year, while President Joe Biden was in office, Trump took credit for stock market rallies as a vote of confidence in his electoral prospects." apnews.com/article/trum...

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Sadly at this point I think that goes without saying about every member of this administration every time they open their mouths.

Why not both?

She can get all the nose jobs in the world but with all the lies she's telling...it's just going to continue to grow...and her pants are going to continue to burn...

She knows that what she's saying is BS.

1) She's delusional! 2) She's lying!

I will take number 2 for the win. All they do is lie.

And Chicago is a killing field... youtu.be/eBeRPaaqNgA?...

They all lie!

You are giving her Too much credit. Cunts are warm inviting & personal property We REFUSE to have such a disgusting dangerous Soul less brittle slag heap included in Our Domain

Lol

This is how they treat the National Guard...and ripped them off on housing & pay...using a 29 day cut off! Oh and they pick up trash too!!

And some gardening. They are called National Gauardeners.

National Gardensmen. Please respect their service!

The only thing she's not got is blonde hair! At the moment!!

MAGA is scared of cities

😂🤦‍♀️🤢🤢🤢

-follow up question- “Please tell us, Krusty, what exactly WOULD have happened in LA had Trump not intervened”?

What is she talking about???

NoemSkull Disease.; related to The Kennedy Curse.

Newsom strikes the right chords.

ummm it is well known the national guard stood in front of one building...doing nothing how did these peole get so warped

Newsom 🤣🤣🤣

gawd, they think their followers are as dumb as a bag of beans

She is ridiculous. The GOP is ridiculous.

Botox bitch shut up!

her face would not be standing if not for 10 pounds of DuPont plastics.

She is a complete idiot. In other words, a perfect Republican!

Who believes such nonsense?

I wonder if she believes what she says? I mean, look at the look on her face

I figured it out.. MAGA lives in a parallel universe 😂

I often wonder how they can keep such a straight face when propping up this turd of a president with blatant lies and it’s quite simple really and not to be overthought: they’re just so fucking dumb

Botox.

Please you crack head whore yiu have no clue

The only person in the world who doesn’t see that as nonsense is Trump himself. In fact, Trump also knows it’s nonsense. He knows even Noem doesn’t believe it, but it makes him feel powerful to know he can make people say shit like that.

Good observation

Noem is such an idiotic tool

How is it possible for a person to be this dumb, or disingenuous?

Oh my god Botox ice Barbie shut up ! You are a liar

Said the serial puppy goat killer Russian asset obviously Putin boot licker kiss ass.

you got that right john - she needs to bad puppy her own self in the farce!

They're starting to believe their own BS. 🤣🤣🤣

Do even the stupidest cult members believe this?

Stooge

😂🤣🤪🤡🙄

Spoken out of the same mouth that thought an English Springer Spaniel was so dangerous she had to shoot it in the face. Epic Drama Queen with a clearly damaged brain from all the filler and botox.

Just like Minneapolis is a hollowed out crater these days, right?

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We know that's horseshit.

Her radio ads drive me nuts. Disgusting human.

If she means standing together in support of their immigrant population she might be right otherwise she's a lying fucking cunt

Plastic Face the Nation

It would if you would stop raiding the fucking Home Depot parking lot you bitch.

I do know 1600 rioters would not be free today if Trump hadn’t of pardoned them.

What a dope

Does she realize how fucking stupid she sounds

Do these people really listen to what they are saying … Such hyperbole makes them look like fools

Noem is Literally a Lewandowski co(ksu(king Liar of a puppy killer

God she is a MORON

#kristignome

Krusty Kristi's newest face

That made me laugh - stop it!

Krusti the Clown…

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I know that Goebbels said to tell a big lie, but Kristi is knocking this one out of the park

This regime is so wrong and so full of lies. It is beyond PATHETIC!!

Nut. She willingly drinks the Kool-Aid daily by the gallon.

Go with that

Stop, just stop, please.

Take her shoes and her wig!!!

When she said they are going after the ones that don’t follow “our” laws…. She meant Tacos made up “laws”. It was hard to watch!

Sure. LA would have been leveled if Mango hadn't brought in the National Guard to stand around looking bored. Cricket would still be standing if you hadn't taken action, Secretary Puppy Murderer.

I am so sick of this bitch and her frozen plastic face.

I wonder how many ice agents she fu... today oh sorry "interviewed"

I’m just wondering if Noem and Bondi are on some kind of rotating schedule with Trump. Tuesday is Bondi’s Thursday is Noem’s turn.

What is truly insane is that there are people who believe her. I mean, seriously. They believe this pile of steaming horse crap. LA hasn't been in any danger since the fires, and all Trump has done is make that whole mess more difficult.

They believed classrooms had litter boxes, schools were doing sex change operations and a basement-less pizza parlor had a pedo ring working out of its basement. They believe anything the GOP tells them.

I think the pedo ring was projection.

And immigrants eat dogs and cats. Ironically they're probably guilty of all of it, including litter box usage.

And Trump is a Christian.

This one is the biggest lie of all

😂😂😂😭👍✌️

Only in the last week or so. Something about heaven, I think.

So much blatant stupidity. How ever do they sleep.

Surprised Kristi is “still standing” after her trysts with Corey Lewandowski!

Dumb bitch

These people are all hallucinating. The White House has become the nut house.

We need to stop this stupidity that's in power. Stop all unnecessary spending that you can, move your investments out of the US, and protest whenever possible. They're already working to hide the economic pain, and it will get worse.

If only there was some sort of consequence for lying. I sure wish their noses would grow.

Lmao she lies as much as felon

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The puppy killer is nothing but a bad joke.

Didn’t ‘Face the Nation’ used to be a serious show? Now it’s a comedy??

Whatdya talking about? LA's been standing there all these times.

Vapid and stupid.

😂

If that’s not enough to get you committed then what is?

She knows fucking nothing, literally nothing at all!

Oh FFS

She lies as she breathes.

Being able to lie with a straight face is a requirement in Trump administration.

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