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@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social

Licensed Sychophant, Vomit Taster, forced to sing Kumbaya at gunpoint, Geary OK, Donnacona QC, Havana, forensic psych facilities. Always ashamed, never proud; pick my nose 1 nostril at a time.

created November 18, 2024

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Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

The whole world would be a fit place to live had Maine not elected a different senator w/deciding vote on everything. SCOTUS'd be different. Laws would be different. Healthcare & abortion wouldn't be in crisis. Gerrymandering wouldn't be an albatross. The public needs to understand the time machine.

2/9/2025, 7:16:41 AM | 5 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe they never teach that in schools but The 10 Commandments should cover it. Besides, if they ever started teaching American History, every school board and PTA meeting would be crammed with parents with their torches & pitchforks and every teacher would be fired.

2/9/2025, 7:08:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

RFK already killed Sumatra kids w/his measles vaccine scare. When confronted with this, his denial mechanism kicks in for all mental health profs to observe & teach. Dr. Mengele's kids in Argentina are on the list of CDC replacements & can test vaccines & brain wowms on Alligator Alcatraz inmates.

2/9/2025, 6:58:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

Biggest effective sacrifice Americans can make isn't war but is the ultimate sacrifice: to be well informed, squeezing out all brain oxygen. Seeing scams. Reading bills. Observe how government,commerce,education& public health work. Local rulemaking so primaries reflect voters' policy not cronyism.

2/9/2025, 6:42:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

I sat near these same Democrats at 500$ a plate dinner but they harumfed & walked away when I asked what they do about these weirdo voters leaving the party because they just don't like to kill things & they gag on the stench of burning babies. Yet Demos got nothing to lose by letting people live.

2/9/2025, 3:47:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just a Lil Harmless Avocado (@harmlessavocado.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

I’m so sorry you had to be castrated with school paper cutters. Maybe you can get reparations under a democratic administration.

29/7/2025, 1:00:25 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

This post is blocked for national security, or something. I forget how that goes.

2/9/2025, 2:38:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

Of course tariffs end since, as The Mad Guesser ("Never Wrong") had guessed months ago, ALL courts nullify them as w/o authority. The real question is remedies. Trump will have to refund the illegal tariffs but WHO TO? Can now blame Court for crashing the economy & can't use tariffs to self destruct

2/9/2025, 2:31:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

Dr. Mengele lobbied the Argentina legislature to ban animal experiments because he prefers human experiments since animals can't verbalize what it feels like to be castrated or frozen to death. Senator Susan Collins voted to confirm Mengele to replace RFK because he promised not to castrate twins.

1/9/2025, 3:41:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

For accuracy the legislation should change its title from "Stand Your Grounds" to "Shoot your grounds."

1/9/2025, 3:34:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

Complaints about "women drivers" who get hysterical in merging traffic, began at the exact second that birth control pills became available in the promiscuous 1950's. Same with Autism. Only the Saudis have banned women drivers because they have spiritual awareness that the decadent West hasn't.

1/9/2025, 3:31:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social)

As The Mad Guesser ("NEVER WRONG") predicted in June, Trump tariffs will never stand up in any court. Now the issue is "remedy" of refunds to Walmart & victims who paid'em. Trump can blame courts for revoking tariffs when economy collapses anyway. America wet its bed w/firehose& now must sleep in it

1/9/2025, 3:09:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe so, but a year from now The Donald will declare he's deported 6 billion people and there are no more aliens left. Yes: none at all. All gone. Another success story. Crime will be down to zero. Not even a single J-walking.

30/8/2025, 4:40:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

This RFK follies is like Titicut Follies but more like in Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome where Master Blaster had a worm or some slimy infant that lived beneath his helmet like a brain worm. That didn't end well. You just need to watch Mad Max to understand how Americans cheer the Thunderdome fun.

30/8/2025, 4:35:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social)

I woofed down a quart of RFK liquid chickens in a blender and it did me a world of good so I filled up the crawdad hole with liquid chicken & dumped some autistic kids in & said "It's sink-or-swim!" Cured their autism in 5 minutes. They threw away their autism agony helmets for good. Praise God!

29/8/2025, 7:40:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

Of course they were praying! That's why God let them live (except for the two). Imagine how many fatalities if they were NOT praying. God is a good God. He's entirely fair.

29/8/2025, 12:53:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

Since school shooters admire each other so much, will there be school shooter trading cards sold in bubble gum wrappers? What kids today need are school-shooter and ICE arrest video games like PacMan. Bonus steroid energy dots for toilet scrubbers.

29/8/2025, 12:49:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

RFK might be wrong about banning psychotropic meds reducing school shootings but If you take these floridly psychotic patients off their Ativan, at least they'll finally be able to shoot straight. So there's that.

28/8/2025, 2:50:59 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

First they came for the guns of the homicidal psychopaths and I didn't speak out. Then they came for the AK47s of the convicted felons and I didn't speak out. Now they came for my flamethrowers I use for hunting, and there's nobody left to speak out.

28/8/2025, 2:43:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

Texas Democrats came crawling back with their tails between their legs, whimpering, just like always Always will. LIKE everyone knew they would. Maybe if they fielded talking candidates not slogan robots somebody might vote for them.

28/8/2025, 7:23:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

This is Cuomo's fault because he expanded his creepy behaviors to breast grabbing for sexual gratification. He shoulda stuck to mass murder of nursing home residents by cramming in infectious COVID hospital patients seething with the lethal virus. Those old wretches don't got no platform group.

27/8/2025, 6:07:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

Newsom doesn't understand the causes of homelessness which is insufficient supply of housing that bids up prices, zoning laws that destroy low income housing, no community mental health plans. But no Democrat understands it either Can't articulate. Newsom can win if he could only LEARN.

27/8/2025, 2:13:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

Which countries can Americans go to, to apply for asylum from the risk of torture death from the government? Asking for a friend.

27/8/2025, 2:07:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

This makes sense to bait the Democrats because Democrats won't badmouth Trump's ovens & gas chambers because that would be hypocritical with unwaivering Gaza genocide support but Democrats will fight for the right to gender change surgery in the death camps & no racial slurs in the gas chambers.

26/8/2025, 6:39:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

They kicked him out of the house at age 8 to save the dog,& banished him to the New York Military Academy. What more do you want? More brutal than any juvenile "training school" outside of Guelph. Nobody wants to hear the screams of a tortured dead cat. Can't hardly blame them.

26/8/2025, 4:35:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social)

OK I give up: "Why?"

26/8/2025, 3:26:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

But that's because in Utah, each man gets one vote but his 200 wives also count as one vote. That makes sense because it'd be a bureaucratic nightmare to calculate how many of his wives are under 13 and couldn't vote anyway.

26/8/2025, 3:04:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lena 🍁🇨🇦 🍉 🇵🇸 (@cluednblu.bsky.social) reposted

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVENT SIGNED THE PETITION YET? #canada #canadalife www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

21/8/2025, 6:03:02 PM | 6 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

You Canadians are so smug you think you're above genocide and burning babies alive and herding human skeletons into death camps. Well let me tell you something: you need to get off your high horse and get down and boogie like the rest of us. That's what God recommends.

22/8/2025, 2:41:19 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

Not only that, but in Saint Elizabeth's Hospital, every quadriplegic just arose from their wheelchairs and started running around The White House screaming, "Oh my God! I can walk! Thank you Mr. President!" Many were amputees above the hip. Everybody's saying he's "The Miracle President!"

26/8/2025, 2:44:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

I just hope The Donald's Marines will march into Chicago with The U.S. Marine Band. I volunteered to play trombone. The Donald said there'll be horsies there. But the Democrats sent in these aliens to eat my Pony. I just hope the Marines can protect my pony.

26/8/2025, 2:26:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

Not a single Democrat proposed cut taxes on tips before Trump did, but they did suggest spending billions to make people human skeletons& burn them alive & stomp the guts out of any Democratic candidate who says "Why not stop these forever wars & let these people live?" Even Trump could say that.

25/8/2025, 5:00:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

This is great! Now they are free at last! Free to starve in the bigger prison to become walking skeletons. Why can't Netty just free them all? Send all undesiables to the Warsaw ghetto (or was it Gaza?) I forget how that goes.

24/8/2025, 1:00:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social)

New Poll: IS SLAVERY GOOD or BAD? ANSWER "GOOD" "BAD" or "NOT SURE"

24/8/2025, 11:55:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

The Donald is taking videos of this for his campaign ads to win the homophobic vote, as well as hispanic alpha male patriarchy. The Demos will just make it worse. Soon the media will replace the words "Homophobic & " Xenophobic" with "Demo-phobic". Demos will scare the shit out of everyone.

24/8/2025, 2:36:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

I thought I saw them before. Trump hired them for one of his gay mistrel shows to kill two birds with one stone and bait the Democrats.

24/8/2025, 2:27:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

Garcia's case will be dismissed as a sideshow distraction but in the Big Top, they'll have ICE deport him anyway. Trump gets what he wants and the courts can't stop him. The public has a short memory.

24/8/2025, 2:06:17 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

God doesn't like Netty anymore because he keeps blowing people up on the Sabbath and he's been told several times to stop doing that.

24/8/2025, 1:13:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

Most people who died in WW2 were civilians so Netty is really a saint facing stiff competition for the Nobel Peace Prize.

23/8/2025, 6:43:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

But Kamala says ”But those women were horribly raped." That's why God recommends throw another baby on the barbi until AIPAC blows the time out whistle to ease their suffering or surely you can't have empathy for walking skeletons if you can't have it for 9/11 or 10/7. I forget how that goes.

23/8/2025, 5:03:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

Well actually, it's the Bible that already normalized child rape & gender surgery. Emperor Constantine founded Christianity. Like Lyle Menendez, he murdered his family to get the throne to surround himself with pool boy eunuchs for castrated sex puppets. As normalized as the Aqueduct.

23/8/2025, 4:56:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't know but I'm told that Bolton stole The Donald's porn videos from the White House and Trump's new FBI agents spent 42 hours straight viewing the Epstein birthday card porn, over and over and then said they'd "seen enough".

23/8/2025, 4:38:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

The question for parole board is what about when they get old & senile & hire live-in nurses? Would Lyle shoot'em in their beds like he shot his parents? Or were the murders Lyle's friendly reminder for all mothers to wear body armor to bed if they deny, ignore, & enable dad's creepy behaviors?

23/8/2025, 3:40:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

His lawyer was as dumb as a lawyer can get, and that says a lot. First he points to his client's remorse bun then says he was righteous self defense to murder his parents in their bed. That brain dead robot lawyer musta left a trail of client tears worse than the Cherokee.

22/8/2025, 3:08:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

Parole denial was an easy decision. He clung to his false belief it was self defense to kill parents while they slept, which admits he'd do it again. He ran felonies racketeering & violence in prison. Proven risk. But his brother doesn't have the same psychopathy, and should be separate decision.

22/8/2025, 2:56:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

You Canadians are so smug you think you're above genocide and burning babies alive and herding human skeletons into death camps. Well let me tell you something: you need to get off your high horse and get down and boogie like the rest of us. That's what God recommends.

22/8/2025, 2:41:19 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

It's true. Faced with the choice of burning babies alive in front of their mothers as Netty's poodle for AIPAC money vs a rapist, Wayne County voters pick the rapist every time.

22/8/2025, 2:34:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump signs executive order banning supermarket price tags because Democrats are rigging price tags to monkey with inflation data to fool customers. Democrats object to racist slur, "monkey with". Now all customers will check out with their debit cards & not be told what they paid.

20/8/2025, 4:32:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social)

Nail on the head. Sheepish grin would get exact same SPEC scan. Way more accurate than Robert Hare's psychopathy checklist. A perfect score of 31.

20/8/2025, 2:36:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

Then spend the money on free caddy training and score sheet cheating. Then they can use the money for food, except Trump stiffs his caddies so they should be paid in advance.

20/8/2025, 2:31:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

But all polling places are at elementary schools when kids are there waiting for the school bus. Why else would they oppose mail-in ballots?

20/8/2025, 2:29:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

But 1944 Finland only had to deal with Josef Stalin, a war hero who was never charged with a single war crime. That makes him a cream puff marshmallow compared to today's world leaders, mostly monsters with warrants; on the lam from war crimes trials.

20/8/2025, 2:24:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

Mindless slogans....much ado about nothing, as Billy Shakespeare said it best. Voters don't buy into child tantrums. His ballot measure fails with more certainty than death & taxes. Democrat leaders can stop bloviating on pity potties & learn policies to propose, cheering robots' all that's left

17/8/2025, 5:07:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

The Donald can eliminate DC homelessness if he just gives golfing lessons to every homeless person because then they'd be out on the golf course 24/7 and be not on the streets anymore.

17/8/2025, 10:44:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

Trouble is, war & death in Donbas has been happening for 15 years every day when Ukraine had it. If Putin gives it back then Ukraine gets more than they bargained for, like 15 bonus years of fighting the same civil war. Putin gets a big laugh either way. He thinks it's funny. And it is.

16/8/2025, 10:52:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

Better than redistricting: Don't field candidates by cronyism. Let voters nominate w/ranked choice & runoffs to reject the worst & pick someones besides the pro genocide AIPAC happy joy vapid slogan robot identity politics bragging on their skin color like it's an achievement. Then candidate wins.

16/8/2025, 9:52:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

No way California voters ever abolish the redistricting commission. The Mad Guesser: NEVER WRONG! Already a 70/30 "No" in 1st poll. Not a chance. DOA Waste of time. Backfire. 30% Republican voters + 20/70 remainder=Fail.

15/8/2025, 7:34:39 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

Democrats business model is lose elections to Republicans by picking vapid robot identity politics pro war crony-club snob candidates with their eyeballs in their nostrils that look down on you from their 50 foot high lecturns to underwrite genocide as they brag about their skin color achievement.

14/8/2025, 4:18:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

Severe consequences are 1. Executive Order Cancelling Putin's face on Mt. Rushmore. 2. Rename Russia's Chukchi Sea "The Sea of America". 3. Stops telling Putin which KGB prostitutes he gave STD's to. 4. Putin will need to use his own bidet for moisture.

14/8/2025, 12:18:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

So how long to wait for revisions of the quarterly? At least 30 days. But to make it 100% accurate, just use the June 30th, 1965 unemployment figures since those have been revised up the ying-yang but the current inflation figures are useless in making hiring and plant & production decisions.

13/8/2025, 9:24:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

Donald is just responding to another national emergency when these slavery exhibits gets these pro civil rights extremists all worked up to endanger law abiding good people so today Donald replaces the word "slaveholder" with "caregiver". "Baby Dumpling" replaces "slave" in all books & exhibits

13/8/2025, 6:44:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

I keep getting these texts from the Argentina nursing home from Der Fuhrer who is deeply offended by people who compare him to Trump, and he's asked you several times to stop doing that.

12/8/2025, 1:47:25 AM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

Name change from Kennedy to Trump Center but RFK suggested it be renamed to preserve his Kennedy legacy by renaming it the Autism Prevention Center. Also, Mount Rushmore.

13/8/2025, 12:58:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

Actually, I just saw Seal Team 6 with their snorkels and swim fins, guns blazing, raiding DC homeless shelters & battered women's shelters. They even killed Osama Bin Laden. Justice Dept. dropping DV assault charges against husbands so they can close unnecessary battered women's shelters.

13/8/2025, 12:42:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

Maxwell made it clear that she never ever personally watched The Donald rape one single child. But even that's not enough for these lunatic conspiracy theorists. So I went to Sheldon's office to submit my affidavit that I too, never saw Donald rape a child but I was asked to leave.

13/8/2025, 11:54:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social)

The 15 year old Teddy-Boys musta been Caucasion, or else Ms. Pirro woulda shownd Trump's generic pic of The Central Park 5 w/nostrils flaring, with Trump's new executive order that de-exonorates them for summary execution after suspending their habeas. Besides; Jeanine prefers 8, not 15 year olds.

12/8/2025, 12:43:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

If it's not an "emergency" why is The Donald burying tactical nukes to detonate beneath DC homeless shelters where Netty warned Hamas uses homeless welfare queens & squeegee men as human shields? RFK warned us about vaccinated autistic zombies feeding on human flesh at the Capitol! Take DC back now!

12/8/2025, 11:51:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

Donald deployed Marines & flamethrowers to Patomic beachhead: A last resort after Trump's defunding DC Police failed! Now, like WW2 Iwo Jima, Enemy Romanian welfare queens hide in homeless shelters like caves on Iwo. SealTeam 6 can seal off the shelters & starve the enemy that tanks can't reach.

12/8/2025, 11:42:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

I keep getting these texts from the Argentina nursing home from Der Fuhrer who is deeply offended by people who compare him to Trump, and he's asked you several times to stop doing that.

12/8/2025, 1:47:25 AM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

Nothing new. King Henry VIII sent army to arrest homeless nuns & monks freeloading in convents & monasteries. They'll raid homeless shelters & arrest everyone in the 2,700 beds or just nab'em as they walk out the door? How else can you spot the homeless besides tattoo or sew big "H" on their coats.

12/8/2025, 1:33:28 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

A digruntled American in Sitka wrote letters to Seward complaining how the Russians wouldn't let him use the restroom. If that Russian had been more polite, we wouldn't have to fight WW3 over it now.

10/8/2025, 6:57:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

"I thought YOU were supposed to bring the lighter fluid!" There's another fine mess you've gotten me into."

10/8/2025, 11:06:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

What Carville thinks matters because need to know how people like that think so their minds can be changed, since they have the bullhorns & conch shell so Piggy in Lord Of the Flies gets his say insead of being snuffed.

10/8/2025, 8:31:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

Don't need WW3 of revenge gerrymanders. 2026, give DC, Puerto Rico & Carribbean & Guam +Pacific Islands) statehood (like party conventions)=53 Demo Senate+4 Demo house seats. Re-pass 1965 voting rights act that Supreme Court gutted to give back the disenfrachchized back their litigation guardrail.

10/8/2025, 8:27:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

Actually, don't need the WW3 of revenge gerrymanders. Could add DC & Puerto Rico & Pacific Islands (1 state) (like party convensions have) for 53 Senate seats & 4 more house seats. Then just re-pass 1965 voting rights act that Supreme Court gutted to give disenfrachchized back their guardrail.

10/8/2025, 8:19:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

We all fake being OK. Ask Darwin.

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Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

Any other woman woulda beat Trump. Blame shifting her own unique inadequacies to voter's racism is such a vile insult to voters that it's no wonder voters Democrats are despized. Gaza babies being burned alive don't agree it's worth being burned to satisfy Kamala's exploiting her race to blame shift

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Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

Then by that logic, they would let the country burn to the ground by insisting it's either a black woman or Trump to burn their country to the ground, & of course no primaries to nominate any OTHER black woman since these war mongers told Wayne County they support burning Gaza to the ground anyway.

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Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

Time zone positioning is for math skills and has nothing to do with reading skills. The time passes anyway. That's been fact checked as true.

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Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Let's mediate a "cease-burning". Speaking for unwaivering pro baby-burning, Kamala say "..but those women were horribly raped!" Let each rape victim set 3 MALE babies on fire! (NOT innocent girl babies). Speaking for women, Kamala say replays of baby-burning videos cures rape trauma. Problem solved!

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Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

Actually, they'll meet on Little Diomede Island which is part of Alaska but Trump demands Putin change the name to Big Diomede or he bombs Moscow.

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Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

Her plastic surgeries were just so she could pass for white like most other Southern congressmen who were never born pure Caucasian. Not her fault her plastic surgeon was a practical joker.

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Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

More efficient is to do what Americans did in Vietnam. Just drop & spray napalm all the crops to neutralize all vegetation so to make migrants self deport, there being no more fruit to pick. Then take another victory lap.

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It's a dirty job but somebody has to do it.

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Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reposted

I thought they only worked horses to death in Philly in 1915 before streetcars. People living in America who don't like to kill things, should probably not go to Central Park, or on second thought, maybe never leave their houses at all.

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Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd be much more willing to comply with the commandments if God weren't so rude about it. Especially "Thou shall not kill." That's so presumptuous. Why can't God be humble and say "Please don't kill people." And then give a reason. I might start complying if God said "Please" like any child can.

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I never read what people write. I only read what they meant.

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Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

Let's mediate a "cease-burning". Speaking for unwaivering pro baby-burning, Kamala say "..but those women were horribly raped!" Let each rape victim set 3 MALE babies on fire! (NOT innocent girl babies). Speaking for women, Kamala say replays of baby-burning videos cures rape trauma. Problem solved!

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Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

Democrats can't change rules; can't even complete simple tasks like cut down on their Gaza mass murders, starvation & burning babies alive. Plus liberal arts Democrats can't do geometry so they couldn't draw a map if they tried. GOP jokers keep spiking Kamala's drinks to make her a blithering idiot.

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If they strictly enforced the death penalty for police brutality, nothing would change because cops have no impulse control, and the death penalty would motivate more police even more, to lie to save their fellow officers.

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That makes no sense because seniors are too old to reproduce. Hitler never gassed the handicapped unless their disability was hereditary so he could sterilized them before gassing. That's the trouble with Donald as a poor man's Hitler wannabe flop. Good thing his mother didn't live to see it.

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Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social)

I thought they only worked horses to death in Philly in 1915 before streetcars. People living in America who don't like to kill things, should probably not go to Central Park, or on second thought, maybe never leave their houses at all.

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Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

Why can't you be a role model for young white males too? What could be the harm in that? We could all use role models.

6/8/2025, 7:38:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

Might be easier to pass if the gerrymandering were temporary with a sunset clause to only apply to 2026 elections with option to return to current maps if GOP behaves. Might require a 60% yes vote.

6/8/2025, 7:11:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

The civil warrants can be served when & if they ever return to Texas. Can they contest their removal if they don't personally appear to submit to court's jurisdiction? Civil contempt defendants have no trial or bail rights. Texas AG can trump-up criminal charges; use interstate extradition compact.

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Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

You are correct. The voters won't give Newsom a thing. His proposal will start out leading the polls but he barely survived his own recall election. GOP PACs will flood the airwaves, just like always, with scary doom-sayer ads to preserve the independent redistricting commision.

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Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social)

Some vids of her drunk R fake but intox is subtle. I tried DUI cases. She checks the boxes. Feet planted wide, rebalances leg w/ea. sway, moist-blinky eyes, giggly. See NTSA DUI standards. U-can magnify& slo-mo this. U-can judge if HGN in corner of eye+no pupil response to lights like other faces.

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COVID, Measles & Rabies shots now Schedule 1 drugs under new VUCSA law, death sentence for doctors giving shots. RFK WILL eliminate autism if the FBI SWAT team has to mow down every last vaccine giver. 1 minute after my shot MY eyeballs exploded & blood squirts out my nose so I'm an autistic zombie!

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Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

One of the Ten Commandments is "Please leave the latrine as tidy as you found it" It's posted at every government restroom. Supreme Court to hear oral arguments tomorrow.

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Profile picture The-Mad-Guesser (@the-mad-guesser.bsky.social) reply parent

Actually, it's legal. Gerrymandering is legal. Shouldn't be, but it is. Kids in denial are so quaint. Next the silly grandstanders march on the legislature to protest the 62 Republicans who get sworn in to occupy their seats.

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