The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
Ma'am you're responding to someone's Vampyre character.
Formerly very dumb, but totally comfortable with that fact.
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Ma'am you're responding to someone's Vampyre character.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
I think its more accurate to say, i need state capacity. Me.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
Seems a weird thing to say if you didnt suddenly have one of your chat servers subpoenaed.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
They arent competent enough to pull that off and the kids dad turned him in.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
God such trash.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
Close enough to conservative dad to confess to him, too.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
Narrator: He will not see him in Valhalla.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
One reason we dont have a massive manpower based army, is because our democracy has the stability to not need domestic deployment.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
Throw in reserves its less than 1/10.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
To be honest its not even logistically possible for the US mil to occupy the us or even just the blue states. You had 200k troops in iraq, a country the size of montana, eventually surged some tens of thousands more and it was a shitshow. That force is 1/5th our active duty.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
Lol. Lmao.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
For me it will probably be irrationally giggling about that time a bunch of crypto bros. blinded themselves by staring at ultraviolet lights.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
Especially for a generation of men dont need therapy.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
To be fair most boomers have already faced down their mid life crises. Where as gen x...
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
Tom Brady?!
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
If they dont have him in the first few days it might be awhile.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
It took a likely more competently led fbi almost a month to apprehend the dc sniper.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
Kirk's college outreach was the gateway drug to their world. They dont want to put on suits and pass for semi normal to recruit the uninitiated. He was their groomer the guy that prepared potential recruits into the darker cesspools.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
Its always great when the yankees do something to justify being new england borne hater.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
People get very upset when confronted in a very personal way the thought of their own mortality. Like habitual smokers learning a smoking buddy got lung cancer.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah or, even as pathetic as it would be, a fan of Nick Fuentes.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
No. Plenty of everyday common murders are targetted. We dont say the Menendez Bros. assassinated their parents.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
God imagine if it was Fuentes.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah this will be hard to parlay into a reichstag fire. Especially if it turns out to be some qanon type.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
The people that died in OKC werent important but the building was, so political.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
All of those racist killings by nazis and the kkk are not political, gina. Its only political when someone important dies.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
An entire movement of sociopaths. Just absolute ghoulishness.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
Point is speculation is useless. It could be another guy who was depressed and wanted to go out with a bang and picked a psuedocelebrity to use as the canvas foe their murder suicide fantasy that makes tv. Like the kid that tried to kill trump.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
Either way its some nutcase.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
It could be a qanon type angry that charlie kirk runs interference for trump on the whole epstein thing. He fielded a lot of angry mail and call ins for that.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
Its more a joke regarding fallout videogame lore where radioactive fallout caused some survivors to become immortal ghouls that just wander the wasteland some even clinging on to old lives and identities.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
Incompetents
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
You're welcome.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
Director for Reaming Incompents Zealously with Zest.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
An incompetent fbi unit director furiously working through paperwork thinking, "Fuck. FUCK. The Drizz is here."
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
When will he do the brothers karamazov?
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
A thousand sweaty boys are adding gina to their KillaryNeoLibFascist block list.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
In a nothing fucking matters workplace you get a nothing fucking matters level of effort from everyone. No one is trying.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
Derek Guy in 2281 still discussing men's fashion and tailoring in the wasteland.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
Me outside as the MIRV's drop in: "DO IT! SET ME FREE!" /satire
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
We aren't that lucky, post. We are probably going to have to endure all four years of this presidency.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
Only fans but for snuff films?
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
What is the nazi joint in dc so i never patronize it on vacation?
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
Personally I want Curtis Sliwa to win. Sure hes racist gutter trash who loved Bernie Goetz, but I want to see how badly his plan to release a horde of feral cats into NYC subways and sewer goes.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
I think the only time i didnt feel anxiety was when i did a giant dad run for lol's and was kitted up in stone giants with a father mask.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
Ive beat him easily thirty or so times and i never went in there feeling anything other than the edge between anxiety and panic. It's immediate pressure in a tiny room and fuck off dogs.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
Capra demon teaches you to use your shield post malone and allows you to feel good about other people's suffering... ok yeah you're right.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
Look man, at the prestige academy RFK jr. went to you were allowed one gun for dueling so long as you had a servant to carry it for you.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
The kind where guns are allowed as long as your servant carries it for you up until a duel's honorable terms are finalized and ready to ve observed.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
Well that explains why you have been discovering dudes.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
Starting an NYC mayoral write in campaign for my free bribe.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
Point of order. Two of his friends.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
The obvious response this is New Orleans has a huge crime problem to. Will you request an occupation for New Orleans, right now? And if not why not?
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
Its gonna be UHF.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
When people when 60+ crowd shuffle on to whatever's next the fox business model collapses. Technically it is probably already on the decline. GenZ's and beyond wont buy cable and probably half of millenials cut the cord as well.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
Are we still doing phrasing?
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
It is sad that i assumed it was some bizarre trump loving libertarian who has opinions about age of consent laws, because this is the dark technofuture of man we inhabit.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh dear i just read that as something you just read. I need to get more than six hours of sleep each day.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
Do i even want to know which twitter brained degenerate wrote that?
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
How do you feel about the fact that you received the CSAM Pube signature?
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
I was not prepared to see that drawing.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
Its ok. Trump is very humble. It simply isnt possible that there would be multiple autograph signatures like this from that year.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
And that drawing does not make you think full figured woman.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
And he drew an abstract image of a partially eaten torso.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
I was not ready for this.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
Not only is it a sketch of a female body shape but boy does it not seem like hes also implying an age in the "artwork."
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder how often these guys just delete all of the spaghetti and make it from the ground up.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
Not saying narrative doesnt matter, but in our modern over internetted age it is ephemeral as Trump's exclusive affections towards one woman.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
Counterpoint: Ted Cruz and company shut down the gov during the obama admin more than a year before mid terms. It spiked GOP negatives and the media raked them over the coals. And the public, who has the memory of a gnat rewarded them with huge pickups for the GOP in the mid terms that year. 1/2
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
Why is anyone listening to this fucking female reincarnation of GG Allin but for "fascism?"
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
Of course its mostly incel losers who pretend they dont have emotions.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
Its like yeah man hes gonna harm a bunch of immigrant strangers you will never meet, but you will still be a childless loser, creeping out ladies on the first date. Your dick will still be dry, your ass unloved, and you will still be absolutely miserable. No amount of deportations is changing it.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
Male Trump voting youths column is basically that fire ready aim joke. Get your act together first, kid.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
The worst people you know are fighting heartwarming.jpg
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
When you pass on, your survivors will look through your laptop looking for ideas to put in your obituary and they will find your trove of "pro" Cuomo and Oz and they will write about how you were a huge fan of them.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
Wearing a couch or homeless sheik.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
You dont waste time. The best you could do with one like that is to give him something demoralizing that makes him consider not even voting.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
"That guy took your kid's medicaid, so he could give his rich friends a tax break ans now hes throwing big parties and parades for himself on your dime. You would have to be a huge sucker not to be pissed about that. Just a huge gelded stallion waiting for his owner to give him his pocket oats.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
1. This isnt much of persuadable voter if they are like im glad trump is finally harming those blue staters. 2. They are myopically self interested so you attack that. Not with empathy, but by kicking them in the dick with, "how's that aca plan cost since they kicked your son off of medicaid?" 1/2
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
Star Trek: TNG?
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
As in we will keep talking until all your leverage is gone, which is when we tell you to pound sand.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
I suspect the settlement negotiations are a tactic to keep the administration from doing more transgressive shit while the courts catch up to undo all the damage done.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
Pathological liar and narcissist who is dumb as fucking rocks would be a disaster witness and a horrible guy on the inside.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
Department of my dick isnt small its big.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
He cut your kid's medicaid and ACA subsidies, so he could party on your fucking dime. That's the message.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
If obviously nancy mace were telling the truth which lol.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
Most informants are co-conspirators of lesser importance. This more likely confirms he was involved enough for the fbi to have leverage to say hey if you dont want to join him in prison tell us what we need to know.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
Say that to any trump voting acquaintance you have.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
He took your kid's medicaid, made your aca plan more expensive, raised the price of all the things you need to live, and hes partying on your fucking dime.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
Another cuomo meme?
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
I think the thing to say is donald trump took your medicaid and hes partying on your fucking dime.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
We need to make a bot that just spam post, "Nate Copper" after each of his tweets with a number for the gambling addiction hotline until he gets help.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
There is still the dark horse chance its because trump posted an AI video and insisted it was real and everyone has to pretend it happened.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
One major reason many millenials didnt become parents until well until their thirties is the great recession and housing really pushed back those kinds of life goals.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
Substitute Teacher ass poster Nate Copper.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
I think there is wisdom that there should be a competitive primary to make sure lesser known potential candidates are vetted before we find out that they own a coat made from whaleskin of exclusively baby whales that they made themselves during the general.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
Everyone wants to believe that all success in life is rightfully earned through a combination of effort ingenuity, hard work, and intellect, because its comforting to believe in a just universe. It leads to assuming the previously successful therefore have wisdom to share and arent morons.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
Inflationary economics is really creating a recession of mom jokes.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
The wild thing is venezuelan expats in fl were a pretty fanatical part of the gop coalition. Trump is blowing up inroads the GOP has made with hispanic subgroups.
The Wrong Way Kid (@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social) reply parent
They are in salary and title negotiations for sure.