Everything Bari Weiss and her ilk are attached to are money laundering schemes
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Everything Bari Weiss and her ilk are attached to are money laundering schemes
That’s because you’re not a true sports fan
The LA Rams, formerly of St Louis (your hometown), are gonna be good this year
U wanna become a dodgers fan ?
WNBA crypto dildo is my mkultra activation phrase
I will never thread
Ok good
Can I tweet now
I can’t reply
Glad we’re still watching Michael Conforto strike out in the 9th inning of a losing effort. It’s the dodgers charity to the community
How the fuck did you get blocked by Marisa ???
Absolutely not
I am genuinely shocked, this is like seeing your middle school bully become governor
I’ve made my statement
Just a reminder, Kevin Malone tried to fight a fan who heckled him for assembling an absolute mess of a roster and was promptly fired. He bought a car dealership and I was pretty certain that’d be the last we ever heard of him
NO FUCKING WAY
The former general manager of the Dodgers/Expos Kevin Malone is now apparently Trump’s HHS Senior Advisor on Human Trafficking in the Administration for Children and Families (???) and will be throwing out the first pitch at the Nationals game Sept. 16th. Text of email sent to staff/shared with me:
NO FUCKING WAY
“Congrats to Ted Cruz. If I were as much of a quivering simp as him, i would’ve killed myself by now. That’s impressive”
Ehh. Should’ve gone for the jugular imo
Ehhh … ok.
If pritzker throws back “didn’t Trump insult your wife and you still made calls for him,” I’ll fall out of my chair
Lmfao
Yes I get it now
I only half understand what that means, but yes
He’s 100% getting paid to do this shit. If he isn’t, my brain might give out
No. Cmon
lol
Oh hell yeah Jerry hsu rocks
Anyway, this guy was connected to Epstein for years
“I’m ashamed that I didn’t realize how much dark money I could get paid if I said this”
never has the Krusty the clown saying “Because it moved me … INTO A BIGGER HOUSE” bit more appropriate than here
I haven’t read that but it sounds right up my alley
He says take the chargers at +3. I don’t think he’s very good at this
Yeah it’s that time of year. Relapse season and depression/anxiety season. Take care of yourself, get as much sleep as possible; drink water, go back to therapy if you can
I’ve got a solution for all of your ills: sports gambling
Just thought of a good headline for the UNC football game from Saturday: UNC is chopped
I think this is the college football team of bi panic
[family feud clapping] good answer, good answer
Which college football team do you think is the most bi-curious
Famously gay college football team Alabama
We’ve made the earth uninhabitable through policy and people aren’t having more children because it’s too expensive, what gives ??
@swordsjew.bsky.social you recognize any of these
Good thing I have the other kid!!!
Yeah I think the thing Rousseau and some other philosophers missed out on is that cruelty is a trait we learn to excise through socialization
Lil Man [spotting a rolipoli]: look! Me: yeah that’s a rolipoli, isn’t that neat? LM: ya. Hi bug! Me: hi bug! Now let’s let it go to its home NO- [LM stomps on the bug as hard as he fucking can] Me: well … ok I guess
Marco Rubio going from shitty senator who couldn’t argue his way out of a paper bag to I’m gonna kill whoever I want whenever I want was a turn I didn’t expect
If I’m being honest, that’d be the funniest end to the ballmer era
I humbly submit Chad gaudin and Blake Treinen as well
Lil man: hey. Hey dad. My room green. Me: yes it is LM: yes it iiissssss [pause] hey Guess what. Me: what LM: I got two ouchies Me: so you want me to kiss them better LM: no [takes a swipe at me] Me: hey we don’t hit LM: sorry dad nnu
This is an inaccurate picture of Scott speizio
Another giants hypocrite 😔 there’s no saving you
Strange how giants fans who supported Madison bumgarner are upset at Kyle freeland🤔
Do you not want to watch a guy slashing .190/.297/.330 at a corner OF position ??
You’re a hypocrite!!!! CHECK OUT THE HYPOCRITE Everyone!!! Got your ass in 4K
Strange you never said this about max muncy and Madison bumgarner 🤔
Giants are just mad bumgarner isn’t around to start shit anymore
Brace Belden has done more good for Turks than Will Stancil. Full stop.
Hm. That’s not a great outing
Apropo of nothing: my favorite casting choice this decade was Nathan lane as the completely normal hetero dad in the off-kilter home in Beau is afraid
A god of creation who’s just really difficult to get along with
Gotta love that he definitely tried to open a window and couldn’t because he’s old and that for some reason meant the windows are extra heavy
Sitting on a yoga mat looking at bluesky for an hour is basically the same as S doing yoga
Don’t, it’s a trap by the Italians
Felix pie is going to be an elite pull in a couple years
Brianna Wu exonerated
Excellent collection of guys here
That rocks. Also olmedo Saenz had a big jug of tequila in his locker
Hell yeah brother
Just the dodgers 2004 bullpen is a bunch of guys I remember for no reason
The 2004 dodgers was an absolute insane collection of guys
These are some guys I remembered
Nice collection of guys, Grant
Tbh I respect the hustle, also that throughout the story she was telling it was clear he set very clear boundaries for her
She was like using birth charts to explain how she felt
Ya lol
If you steal my tweet, I’m suing
One of the people who hired her came forward and was like “I spent 3k on 12 sessions with her and deeply regret it
They made a computer bad at math 😂😂😂 (copyright Dolphin Pilot 2025)
Give em hell, Karen
Shakespeare didn’t always write in iambic pentameter
Shakespeare could’ve never written “Sometimes they gettin' jealous, chop 'em up like shredded lettuce”
Lil man has a nightmare last night and said “I had a dream, there were two monskeys, two, and angry, [beating chest], ahhh”
Riff raff could write hamlet, but Shakespeare couldn’t write “my main goal is to blow up and then act like I don’t know nobody ha ha ha”
You could try Ulysses I suppose
In search of lost time
lol
Yes it was this Bob Hayes who was also an Olympic gold medalist in the 100m
I watched major league on the plane for the first time in 20 years and I have to say: Willie mays Hayes is an incredible character to create out of thin air and not explain ANYTHING about him
All ghosts speak in vibrato. When you die and become a ghost, you gotta do the vibrato voice. It’s frowned upon if you don’t
Mich-eel Jordan and it’s an eel with a basketball in a fish tank on the sideline
Gotta beat the jet traffic
Absolute worst part of a direct flight is you have to entertain two children for another 6 hours before bed time
