Schooley (@schooley.bsky.social) reposted
Just imagine what is being saved for the book this week.
You know, I could write something useful and interesting here. I could use a bunch of single word declarative labels⦠something like, āDjinn. Jokester. Joel.ā Or some such. But instead, I think Iāll just leave this space blank.
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view profile on Bluesky Schooley (@schooley.bsky.social) reposted
Just imagine what is being saved for the book this week.
OlĆŗfįŗ¹Ģmi O. TĆ”Ćwò (@olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social) reposted
look I'm not myself a political scientist so I can't say what effects it would have for a spate of politicians to crop up saying "the enemy is the oligarchy" and "the enemy is billionaires" while swinging a kettlebell but I think we should try it for science and see what happens
Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social) reposted
My statement on @nadler.house.govās decision not to seek re-election next year.
Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein.bsky.social) reposted
Wow: 78 year old congressman Jerry Nadler decides not to seek reelection, saying Biden fiasco showed need for "generational change." āWatching the Biden thing really said something about the necessity for generational change in the party, and I think I want to respect that."
Fun (@funkelly.bsky.social) reposted
i love the unmistakable sound of a skateboard going down the street
Electric Chimp (@electricchimp.bsky.social) reposted
why it's such a big deal when the leader of a major empire sheds the role's legitimacy for the sake of grabbing power
born miserable (@bornmiserable.bsky.social) reposted
Nate Silver mostly exists just to remind the rest of us to be grateful that we are not Nate Silver
Kat Abughazaleh (@katmabu.bsky.social) reposted
As Trump attacks unions and occupies our city, weāre called to remember how we got here. Labor Day would not exist without the workers who fought and died at the Haymarket Massacre and the Pullman Strike in Chicago. Itās not a coincidence heās targeting Chicago:
Raider (@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social) reposted
2 weeks after being violently attacked & arrested. "Good job, Mayor Bowser. You're a Fascist, too.ā
Joel, but the best šŗš¦ (@thebestjoel.bsky.social)
Future presidents might consider bestowing a kind of anti-medal to certain past recipients. Call it the, āpresidential black spotā or something like that.
Jenn Budd (@jennbudd.bsky.social) reposted
$1,000,000 a day.
Coach Finstock (@coachfinstock.bsky.social) reposted
They pitched religion and crypto to Trump as the easiest marks to cash in on and he couldn't believe it took him this long to give it a shot. All those years wasted scamming developers and sitting in courtrooms for a real estate long con when he could've just opened a megachurch
Dutch Panderin (@dutchpanderin.bsky.social) reposted
Michelle Obama: kids should have healthier school lunches RFK Jr: maybe if we let the plague run wild we can build a master race Media: wow these are the same thing
Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted
I bet the White House staff is busy setting up a bunch of cardboard cutouts in the Oval Office like in Home Alone
Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof (@evanbernick.bsky.social) reposted
Courts still matter.
batkaren (@batkaren.bsky.social) reposted
Rated NCC-1701 for violence to red shirts
Thor Benson (@thorbenson.bsky.social) reposted
It's often been debated if Trump could pull off a fascist takeover of the United States, because he's clearly not very smart. I talked to @anneapplebaum.bsky.social about that for my newsletter
Tom Heintjes (@hogansalley.bsky.social) reposted
Happy Labor Day from Hoganās Alley (and Nancy and Sluggo)!
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted
New in PN: "By the time you read this, the White House may have put out a Labor Day statement. It will no doubt offer an effusive tribute to Trump, who in his infinite beneficence has delivered workers a utopia of prosperity. But back on Earth, he's the most anti-labor president in modern history."
LOLGOP (@thefarce.org) reposted
I would have liked Bluesky to keep growing after the mass post-election surge, but I get why the numbers have settled in. Given that it isn't growing, it's remarkable that it is the number one source of traffic for many, if not most, publications, especially smaller ones.
amanda moore š¢ (@noturtlesoup17.bsky.social) reposted
Joel, but the best šŗš¦ (@thebestjoel.bsky.social)
āI've been close to Bette Crocker for thirty-eight years.ā ~ Henry Fondant
Electric Chimp (@electricchimp.bsky.social) reposted
why so many Vietnam War movies and basically no GWOT movies? the former was done *to* Boomers, while the latter was done *by* Boomers *to their kids* they are always the victims, never the perpetrators - and any other narrative is shut the hell down
Mister (@2snarky.bsky.social) reposted
CEOs are trying to convince you that quiet quitting is worse than wage theft, while they plan on replacing you with a robot. Unions know better. Happy Labor Day Weekend.
Anna Bower (@annabower.bsky.social) reposted
DEVELOPING: Advocates are seeking a court order to block the Trump administrationās effort to deport hundreds of unaccompanied minor children to Guatemala. Judge abruptly moved 3 pm hearing up to 12:30 after she was notified that some children āare in the process of being removed" today.
Ian Boudreau (@ianboudreau.com) reposted
To be able to say things like this with a straight face, you have to know with certainty that you are talking to babies
Simon HB (@norock.bsky.social) reposted
Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
Michael Hobbes (@michaelhobbes.bsky.social) reposted
The most frustrating thing about Harrisās alleged gaffe on trans prisoners is that almost no one bothered to defend it on the merits. But the policy is fine: When the state provides healthcare it should also provide transition care!
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted
Pritzker: "No one in the administration -- the president or anybody under him -- has called anyone in my administration or me. It's clear that in secret they're are planning this invasion with US troops."
Stone Cold Jane Austen (@abbyhiggs.bsky.social) reposted
RFK Jr looks like heās been sampling the diseases at the CDC
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šššŗšššš (@kassandraseven.bsky.social) reposted
Today is a great day to donate to wikipedia. Tomorrow works too. donate.wikimedia.org/wiki/Ways_to...
CHOAM Nomsky (@samthielman.com) reposted
People are complaining about this but itās true. You couldnāt make Life of Brian today. They already made it in 1979. If you tried youād just get weird stares
Ian Coldwater š¦š„ (@lookitup.baby) reposted
Old Soviet joke for today: A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says āCan I help you find something?ā āIām looking for the obituaries.ā āThe obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.ā āNot the one Iām looking for.ā
c0nc0rdance (@c0nc0rdance.bsky.social) reposted
My favorite evergreen Molly Ivins quote: "I prefer someone who burns the flag and then wraps themselves up in the Constitution over someone who burns the Constitution and then wraps themselves up in the flag."
Claire Willett (@clairewillett.bsky.social) reposted
Worth remembering that any time I say "It's happening!" I'm talking about Paramount making James T. Kirk canonically bisexual
Matt Ortega (@mattortega.com) reposted
Again, it must be asked, if this administration were trying to sabotage the country and intentionally screw over its own citizens, what would they do differently?
nicknehamas.bsky.social (@nicknehamas.bsky.social) reposted
NEW: Social Securityās chief data officer, Charles Borges, has resigned, three days after submitting a whistle-blower complaint that alleged members of DOGE had uploaded the confidential personal information of hundreds of millions of Americans to an insecure cloud server.
More Abstract Popehat (@kenwhite.bsky.social) reposted
Alan Dershowitz has become a querulous, lawless buffoon and serial abuser of the legal system. This lawsuit was indefensible and a contemptible example of the sentiment āI am famous and important, you canāt disrespect me.ā
Steve Herman (@newsguy.bsky.social) reposted
WhatsApp confirms it has fixed a security flaw that allowed hackers to get into Apple devices without any interaction from the targeted victims. www.whatsapp.com/security/adv...
derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) reposted
RFK Jr. taps his top deputy, Jim OāNeill, to be the new CDC director. Both men appear to wear skinny ties from Otaa. Otaa's ties are made in China from microfiber, a kind of plastic that, under the right conditions, can migrate to your balls.
Brendel (@brendelbored.bsky.social) reposted
The CEO of Bluesky is 34 meaning that sheās four years younger than all of us and I do kind of feel betrayed by that
Algorhythm & Blues (@padraigkingsley.bsky.social) reposted
Ironically this is still less water than the data center used to power the AI itself.
Jordan Fischer (@jordanonrecord.bsky.social) reposted
BREAKING: Federal prosecutors in D.C. have filed two criminal counts against Jan Carey, the NC veteran arrested for burning a flag in protest outside the White House this week. w/ @sophrosenthal www.wusa9.com/article/news...
Anica Cihla (@atticus.haus) reposted
Jared Leto is an important example of why itās important to separate the art from the artist because, in doing so, it gives you the chance to hate him twice as much
Joel, but the best šŗš¦ (@thebestjoel.bsky.social)
What if: Congress were to pass a law requiring an in-person visit from an OMB official with official letterhead physically signed by the president in order to āfireā anyone and everyone serving in the federal government? š¤ Letās make āfired by social mediaā a relic of this dumb American chapter
Anna Bower (@annabower.bsky.social) reposted
HAPPENING NOW: Hello from the media room in DC district court, where Judge Jia Cobb is set to hear argument on Lisa Cook's motion for a temporary restraining order to block her removal from the Board of Governors of the Federal Reserve. I'm here for @lawfaremedia.org. Follow along ā¬ļøš§µ
lauren (@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com) reposted
only so many words you can put in a headline but the whole response is loud and proud support for the trans community and worth reading
Bruce Wilson (@brucewilson.bsky.social) reposted
Destroying the American university system, previously the envy of the entire world, is the goal of both of far-right Christian culture warriors and also America's geopolitical rivals, notably Russia and China.
Sen. Lemon Gogurt (@ugarles.bsky.social) reposted
an incredible statement from a member of a court that lost its insanely partisan conservative majority because the people of wisconsin rejected them
Julian Sanchez (@normative.bsky.social) reposted
That⦠is the entire point of the Federal Reserve.
Dennis B. Hooper (@dennisbhooper.bsky.social) reposted
Iām sorry what is Hamnet, a social network for SÅsuke and Ponyo?
Adam Weinstein (@adamweinstein.bsky.social) reposted
Imagine someone wanting this so badly. Then imagine serving under them
Zach Rabiroff (@zachrabiroff.com) reposted
For 12 months, America had a limited proof of concept for universal healthcare, and it was so uniformly successful we had no choice but to obliterate our society
jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted
i find this image so fascinating. it is both a literal example of authoritarianism but also a second-hand reproduction of the aesthetics of other authoritarian states. it's like a simulacra of authoritarianism whose purpose is to attempt to make the simulacra real.
Joey Scott (@joeyneverjoe.bsky.social) reposted
California Governor Gavin Newsom announced he is sending CHP officers assigned to Crime Suppression Teams into San Diego, Inland Empire, Los Angeles, Central Valley, Sacramento, and the San Francisco Bay Area. He will, among other things, use predictive policing to suppress ācriminal activity.ā
amanda moore š¢ (@noturtlesoup17.bsky.social) reposted
Yesterday, HSI and MPD set up a checkpoint on Rhode Island Ave in DC. Neighbors stood on either end, holding signs saying āLA MIGRA ADELATE.ā As HSI and MPD started to pack it up, residents told them, āwe donāt think youāre good Americansā and āfuck you guys, go home.ā
John Skiles Skinner (@skiles.blue) reposted
Seeing stories like this, a lot of people say: "The laws don't matter. No one is enforcing them so they're not worth the paper they're written on." That's doomerism. The fact is, federal law hindered the bad guys a lot in this case. We should put more teeth into these laws. They matter. š§µ
Gore Vidal Sassoon (@jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social) reposted
You will rarely see a better encapsulation of Tesla
Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reposted
Well-behaved sandwiches rarely make history
darthā¢ļø (@darthbluesky.bsky.social) reposted
three guesses which party this guy is in
lauren (@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com) reposted
very funny that the world's most high profile epic-science-rocket-to-mars guy lost the actual scientists
Joel, but the best šŗš¦ (@thebestjoel.bsky.social)
Catherine Rampell (@crampell.bsky.social) reposted
Trump administration moves to bar states and even private (!) nonprofits, such as Red Cross, from helping undocumented immigrants after disasters. Evil. s2.washingtonpost.com/4467742/68af...
Joel, but the best šŗš¦ (@thebestjoel.bsky.social) reply parent
Is this a sub-skeet?
Craig Harrington (@craigipedia.bsky.social) reposted
If someone freelancing for a major donor did this during the Biden administration not only would Joe Biden have been impeached and removed from office but the person who did this and everyone who facilitated it would be facing +25 years in federal prison.
Alan Gerard (@wxmanms1.bsky.social) reposted
Important weather science news tonight: NOAA has canceled procurement of the next phased array weather radar R&D instrument. Along with the obvious blow to PAR weather research, it is consistent with other moves by admin to push forward quickly with NOAA cuts. More: https://tinyurl.com/my8hx8j6
Rachel Gunter, Ph.D. šļø (@phdrachel.bsky.social) reposted
How am I supposed to teach Nixon when THIS is happening? šļø
The Verge (@theverge.com) reposted
Tesla rejected $60 million settlement in Autopilot case that ultimately cost it 4 times that amount
Emissary Of Night | ŁŁŁŁ (@diplomatofnight.com) reposted
Isaac Chotiner interviewed Biden's close friend and last ambassador to Israel, Jack Lew, and in the interview Jack Lew explicitly defends Israel killing children. Lew's defense of this is so offensive that Isaac Chotiner interrupts him twice and then says outright that he's wrong.
Erin Gallagher (@3r1ng.bsky.social) reposted
PA Congresswoman @repsummerlee.bsky.social Denied Entry to ICE Facility Her Committee Oversees - ICE's Moshannon Valley Processing Center is operated by the private prison contractor GEO Group. migrantinsider.com/p/summer-lee... from @pabloreports.bsky.social / @migrantinsider.bsky.social
Rodger Sherman (@rodger.bsky.social) reposted
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldnāt write it
Brendel (@brendelbored.bsky.social) reposted
We call them Skeets because of this guy and we call it Bluesky because he was blue
Jesse Raub (@jesseraub.bsky.social) reposted
hereās a link to every single one of these cowards: never vote for them again newdemocratcoalition.house.gov/members
Joel, but the best šŗš¦ (@thebestjoel.bsky.social) reply parent
When can we expect a reboot of New Coke?
Liz Dye (@lizdye.bsky.social) reposted
To lose one grand jury to a no bill, Ms. Pirro, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose two looks like carelessness. Three, however, reeks of gross incompetence. h/t @seamushughes.bsky.social storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
CajunBlueAZ āļøšŗšø šŗš¦ (@cajunblue.bsky.social) reposted
šØThe National Guard is now picking up trash in D.C. These images will not make recruiting brochures.
Eric Blair (@protecttruth.bsky.social) reposted
This is a free campaign ad for Trump. It tells Americans that the NewDems caucus supports Trumpās general ideas, and says Trump is not a fascist and Republicans are normal and worth working with (ābipartisanā.) This is electoral poison. It hurts the D brand and so every Dem, me and you included.
Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social) reposted
Does anyone know what happened between May and August this year?
William B. Fuckley (@opinionhaver.bsky.social) reposted
If youāre asking people to not adapt an attitude of āI donāt give a shit anymore, let āem burnā about Trump voters hospitals closing youāre asking them to be better people than Trump voters. Thatās a reasonable ask, Trump voters are pretty bad. But you should acknowledge thatās what youāre asking.
nilay patel (@reckless.bsky.social) reposted
Finally a use for⦠wait, still not it
Asawin Suebsaeng (@swin24.bsky.social) reposted
the fate of the republic rises and falls on the fate of this one man; that is not an exaggeration to say. This is because of how the trump admin has positioned this case, and why theyāre not gonna stop terrorizing him. www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
Jason Linkins (@dceiver.bsky.social) reposted
nothing's aged better than the thing so many people said would age poorly newrepublic.com/series/37/tr...
Uncle Duke (@uncleduke1969.bsky.social) reposted
Studio Apartment Available: - Pet-friendly - Located next to bridge - No strings attached
Chrissy Stroop (@thebugbeardispatch.bsky.social) reposted
Heard a lot of buzz about the death of James Dobson since last Thursday? Need a primer on the monstrous man and his malign influence? The latest Bugbear Dispatch (now on Ghost!) gives you that plus a case for speaking ill of the dead when they deserve it www.bugbeardispatch.com/lets-speak-i...
Kathleen Romig (@kathleenromig.bsky.social) reposted
DOGE staff at Social Security have put the sensitive data of hundreds of millions is at "high risk," which could have ācatastrophic impact,ā according to internal SSA docs. This was not only foreseeable, but widely predicted. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/26/u...
Steve Herman (@newsguy.bsky.social) reposted
NPR - A senior federal judge ordered Trump administration official Kari Lake to submit to questioning under oath in ongoing litigation over her efforts to effectively dismantle Voice of America despite Congressional mandates that it be maintained.
Matthew Gertz (@mattgertz.bsky.social) reposted
Hard to believe that Jerome Powell failing to publicly defend the Federal Reserve's independence immediately led to President Trump citing a pretext to claim he had fired one of the Fed governors.
Jesse Rabinowitz (@jesserbnwtz.bsky.social) reposted
For folks not in DC: - There are full-on police checkpoints most nights - Gangs of 30+ federal agents roam DC - National Guard folks w/ guns patrolling a Harris Teeter - Every day, multiple friends see ICE kidnapping ppl - Daycares are scared to have kids go on walks due to ICE
James Downie (@jamescdownie.bsky.social) reposted
Appointing Jeanine Pirro leads to Jeanine Pirro-level results. www.wusa9.com/article/news...
Gabe OrtĆz (@tusk81.bsky.social) reposted
During Trumpās first term, officials were warned of the traumatic consequences of family separation at the southern border. They continued with the policy anyway. They know exactly what theyāre doing to kids.
Michael Clemens (@mclem.org) reposted
20 countries have now stopped shipping all valuable mail parcels to the United States. Itās a result of the White Houseās large and chaotic taxes on Americans who buy products made with any input from overseas (ātariffsā). If you listen closely, you can hear small businesses dying.
NBC News (@nbcnews.com) reposted
The Florida Transportation Department on Sunday once again painted over a rainbow crosswalk in Orlando that was part of the Pulse Memorial after protesters filled it in with multicolored chalk.
Adam Bonin (@adambonin.bsky.social) reposted
The US Court of Appeals for the 3rd Circuit has affirmed that it violates the Constitution to exclude timely received mail-in ballots just because the voter failed to handwrite in the correct date. Thrilled to partner w/@eliaslawgroup.bsky.social on this. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney.bsky.social) reposted
JUST IN: A federal appeals court concludes that discarding mail ballots in misdated or undated envelopes violates the Constitution.
NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) reposted
Did the founding fathers want a king? Here's what a group of originalist legal scholars had to say.
Schooley (@schooley.bsky.social) reposted
Iām convinced Trump could announce heās bringing back human sacrifice to assure the harvest and the Times headline would deem it āunconventional plan for farmers.ā