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Brandon

@thecastermaster.bsky.social

Musician. Educator.

created September 23, 2023

56 followers 36 following 166 posts

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Gonzo, it’s 106 degrees her and it’s stupid!

30/8/2025, 8:12:04 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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theef

30/8/2025, 6:23:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Security

27/8/2025, 11:59:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What do you see, Gonzo?

26/8/2025, 7:32:08 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Awesome, thanks!

26/8/2025, 7:31:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Slappres

26/8/2025, 8:03:54 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This summer heat is bullshid

22/8/2025, 11:47:11 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's not a kid, Vance just shaved.

22/8/2025, 4:14:13 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Spiky

22/8/2025, 3:58:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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hah!

22/8/2025, 12:39:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hanbsome

18/8/2025, 10:28:08 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's funny, the only team with fans acting like children are the Padres.

18/8/2025, 4:02:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I remember taking a girlfriend (at the time) to purchase her first iPhone back in 2010

18/8/2025, 10:10:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s verry nise

17/8/2025, 11:22:51 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This song is familiar, where from?

17/8/2025, 6:47:38 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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King GONZO

17/8/2025, 6:40:39 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hai Fizgig!

14/8/2025, 7:01:58 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stubid tale!

12/8/2025, 6:37:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They're jealous.

8/8/2025, 10:26:03 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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8/8/2025, 4:06:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Y u no menase Ludo anymore?

8/8/2025, 4:04:48 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All hail our new leader Gonzorb!

3/8/2025, 5:06:01 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/8/2025, 2:12:47 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/7/2025, 10:41:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Grosse!

31/7/2025, 8:03:34 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Goode, the badde, and the stenkee

26/7/2025, 1:31:26 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Island People

25/7/2025, 9:17:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Melted

25/7/2025, 7:05:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The classic

25/7/2025, 5:34:02 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stenk

21/7/2025, 12:57:38 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I bought the fifth gen in 2022, still haven't figured out any good home uses for it. Any ideas? I haven't touched it in months.

20/7/2025, 9:12:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Appols and bannanos

19/7/2025, 11:29:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hello kitty? More like Hello Cobber

16/7/2025, 4:12:07 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My ca'ats LOVE it

15/7/2025, 10:09:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck ICE.

12/7/2025, 4:56:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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11/7/2025, 6:13:29 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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10/7/2025, 9:55:00 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bigg chompres

8/7/2025, 4:22:20 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Staring into the void

7/7/2025, 12:29:26 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Our poor kitties hide under our bed

4/7/2025, 11:40:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love that episode

1/7/2025, 12:18:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That robot wants to get up and play PS5 SOOO bad

30/6/2025, 8:55:44 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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X-Files reference!

30/6/2025, 8:54:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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BOCKS

28/6/2025, 1:04:43 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You have to take the monkey penis whole, as a suppository.

27/6/2025, 7:59:12 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Freddy Mercury Poisoning.

26/6/2025, 3:48:53 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stompres

24/6/2025, 9:29:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Morning ham is delicious

24/6/2025, 3:24:17 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hot Saucerman

23/6/2025, 6:40:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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GONZO the ca'at 2028

23/6/2025, 3:26:40 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

22/6/2025, 12:47:00 AM | 62884 14095 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sky raisin!

15/6/2025, 6:31:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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CODDIL

13/6/2025, 1:02:38 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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SNACC

12/6/2025, 10:19:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"My name is Greta Thunberg and I am from Sweden. If you see this video, we have been intercepted and kidnapped in international waters by the Israeli occupational forces, or forces that support Israel."

9/6/2025, 12:52:02 AM | 23451 14341 | View on Bluesky | view

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9/6/2025, 6:56:35 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Menasieng

9/6/2025, 5:24:44 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I live in LA and those things are a menace. They nearly cause dozens of accidents daily.

9/6/2025, 5:24:05 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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9/6/2025, 5:05:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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8/6/2025, 1:08:49 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kisses?

6/6/2025, 11:16:27 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who doesn't want to eat a full meal while high on cocaine?

27/5/2025, 9:21:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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GONZO seems more of a Crow T. Robot to me

27/5/2025, 9:38:37 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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HAHA!

26/5/2025, 5:37:29 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Holiday!

26/5/2025, 12:45:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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innocent!

22/5/2025, 8:15:24 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hansomb

22/5/2025, 7:49:53 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Scheming

21/5/2025, 11:02:36 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There's a muppet named Sally

20/5/2025, 12:32:47 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The ring bearer was their rescue pit bull

19/5/2025, 9:40:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wait, are all your cats named after Jim Henson characters??

19/5/2025, 8:53:29 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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85 is the second lowest I've seen. 75 was the first!

19/5/2025, 5:11:53 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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K2 isn’t blaster proof.

18/5/2025, 8:59:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh LUK at the bigg badd brane on Ludo!

17/5/2025, 4:14:18 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tresspace

16/5/2025, 6:23:51 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pibbecleenr!

13/5/2025, 5:35:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's pee real estate!

12/5/2025, 4:38:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tha werst

7/5/2025, 12:14:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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babbyGonz danse

6/5/2025, 10:32:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Same

6/5/2025, 10:31:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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and slapper

2/5/2025, 9:47:22 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes

2/5/2025, 7:55:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The autism special

1/5/2025, 10:11:18 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I watched it

30/4/2025, 7:47:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rand won’t do Jack.

30/4/2025, 6:54:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trespass of dino shelve

30/4/2025, 12:22:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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stenke

29/4/2025, 10:17:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Would.

29/4/2025, 9:39:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All-dressed are the best

29/4/2025, 4:07:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We saw wut you did to Gi Joe

29/4/2025, 4:06:01 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Colonbo

29/4/2025, 4:05:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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HAH!

28/4/2025, 8:48:18 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ours don’t even kill bugs

25/4/2025, 1:20:40 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nope. He’s already selling 2028 hats.

24/4/2025, 10:37:28 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stenke

20/4/2025, 4:21:25 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wuz it Cossco rotizsery?

19/4/2025, 4:56:24 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tresspace

19/4/2025, 1:45:23 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To the EBDBBNB

16/4/2025, 6:21:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Feerse!

16/4/2025, 4:30:32 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view