Do these influencers show the part where they violently shit their pants?
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Do these influencers show the part where they violently shit their pants?
I’m sure they think about it. But then they think about rent, food, student loans, and car payments and shut the fuck up.
Abby should re-read the terms of her contract. She’s supposed to keep the truth-telling to a bare minimum.
He’s gonna take a dump the size of which no one has ever seen before.
I’m all for this but how about we break those weapons down before laying them down. Safety first, you know. 😉
Or Corey Lewandowski’s place.
If y’all just need to deport somebody, you can send me to Costa Rica.
Every time I see this photo I imagine him busting out a sick ass solo like Marty Mcfly.
I’m eating healthier, working out more vigorously, and looking both ways before I cross the street because I want to make sure I’m here to bear witness to each and every one of these MF’ers get what’s coming to them.
He’s worried that he won’t get into Heaven.
They are what makes America great.
Brent Hinds’ unique, groovy, and fast as hell playing style was a real inspiration to players like me. He’ll be missed. I hate that I’ll never witness this mad bastard tear through another performance, but I’ll cherish the times that I did. Rest in power, brother. 🤘🏾🎸
They're tryna build a prison They're tryna build a prison They're tryna build a prison They're tryna build a prison For you and me to live in Another prison system Another prison system Another prison system For you and me -System of a Down
Am I high or does KKKaroline Leavitt call her boss President Chump?
Priest is metal. They could probably be classified as hard rock up until “Hell Bent for Leather” but definitely shifted with “British Steel”. The rest is correct though.
Every time she’s told this story, she’s completely emotionless. The woman is a psychopath.
I'm listening to "Edge of the Abyss" now. "Tunnel Vision" and "W.T.F" got me hooked. Good stuff! I guess I'll be seeing you guys at Elsewhere on the 9/23! 🤘🏾
I dig it when artists take full creative control to realize a vision. I'm going to check you guys out!
To quote the great Chrissy Teigen. Hakeem Jeffries is a "Pussy ass bitch".
I'm down for glitterbombing them instead of wasting food. Too many hungry people out there.
Drop the AIPAC bag, Pinocchio, so you can be a real boy.
The first time a woman bought me flowers, I stood there frozen, holding them, not knowing what to do or say. It was very strange. NO ONE had ever given me flowers before.
You would think so. But she said it. I didn’t.
Oh, yeah. That.
At her last match, mentioned having to come back to retain her healthcare. A smart politician would have picked this up and used it to message about the sorry state of our healthcare system.
So, why are all these ED meds still not only legal, but stricter laws aren’t even being considered for stricter application? What’s that? It’s a medical issue and a personal decision to take them. Got it.
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
I’ll stick with my 10,000+ steps.
I learn a lot from your videos. Incredibly insightful! Although, they do make my heart rate go through the roof.
Or the National Guard or any other branch of the military for that matter.
All that training and specialty just to walk a fucking beat. I’m not mad at these people (unless they abuse their authority). They’d rather be doing the jobs they were hired and trained to do. Not this shit. No one joins the FBI to catch purse snatchers.
I never want to see this vile image again. Never. 🤮
My building has a $60 pet rent fee. I had my therapist officially designate my cat a service animal, which he always was but now he has paperwork. Service animals are exempt from the animal tax. 👍🏾
Boondoggle is such a great word for this cluster F.
He’s the hero we need right now.
Did Tim Scott or Byron Donalds not want the gig?
He says he not moving until I play “Freebird”.
Leonard Leo and the gang must’ve dropped a fat stack on this harpy. This isn’t her idea. She’s just the useful idiot who got the gig.
Hold up. Didn’t he say he was only gonna be a dictator for a day? Did he lie to us AGAIN?
That’s literally why he’s there.
Alright, the cheese has slid completely off the cracker now. Action MUST be taken.
Roger that.
Top-notch meme. 👌🏾
That’s their secret sauce. They don’t look menacing but they will shred you to pieces. My cat is 14lbs and strong as hell, but he’s super chill. I dread having to get him in his carrier. Last time, he ripped the collar off my t-shirt. It felt like a warning.
💯% This dude's priorities are beyond fucked.
That’s not how this works, DonOld.
At one point, it slid off her face, crawled away, and jumped on someone else’s face. 😂
She’s totally biting your style, dude.
I’m unsatisfied with how long it’s taking this scumbag to die.
“TRUMP”
But innocent, hardworking immigrants are murdering, raping, human trafficking thugs that deserve to get flown to an El Salvadoran hellhole without receiving due process. These people can fuck all the way off.
Having a cat means I never have to pee alone.
The face Powell made. 😂
That put a smile on my face. More of this, please!🙏🏾
Unfortunately, none of them have a death wish.
This reminds me of that video where the iguana escapes a bunch of snakes. youtu.be/el4CQj-TCbA?...
And every new revelation from the Epstein files is like a kryptonite grenade.
Do these people just wake up and go, “Now what evil, fucked up shit can I do today?”
Pay us what we’re worth! Without our labor these companies would be nothing.
I’ve been pretty bummed about Ozzy passing, but then Hulk Hogan died and I’m feeling a lot better now.
This woman commits to nothing. Not even signing her name.
The first Captcha I didn’t mind doing.
Let’s make them earn every stinkin’ penny.
I do that too! I do a little head bow and say with serious reverence, “Your majesty.” It’s impossible for them to not smile. I never see any little princes though.
And the hits keep on coming.
🤔 Suspicious.
Using AI’s power for good.
Me too. Especially since they don’t seem to be enforcing any actual laws.
It wasn’t his to destroy.
“Jake’s not here, Mrs. Torrance.”
And where is this Department of Punishment located? Asking for a friend.
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Don’t be fooled. He doesn’t give a shit about rare earth minerals. He’s looking for Infinity Stones.
Let me know what day y’all do Freak-Offs. I’ll stop by and check you out.
I hope that someone has the wherewithal to record his last breath, so I can use it as my ringtone.
But previous to that, he is tasked with handing out medals to the players. As a camera stays unwaveringly fixed on him, we watch as he folds one up and, without hesitation, shove it into the inner pocket of his suit jacket!
Not only does he sully the joy of the Chelsea F.C. with his unwanted presence at the FIFA World Cup, but he attempts to STEAL the trophy that THEY earned! I’m convinced that club gave him a cheap knockoff and kept the original for themselves because why wouldn’t they?
I’m glad that it’s catching up to him while he’s old. Losing is base, scared, and trying to hold onto the marbles he hasn’t lost while he fills his diaper. I’m over here drinking schadenfreude straight out the bottle.
See! I told you guys that… Oh, you already knew he was a psychopath. I guess it was kinda obvious, huh?
I’d want a dramatic reading of this tweet.
But what if Alex is overwhelmed?
Mandatory Spa Days for E-4 and up are next.
Wow, he seems like he’s in really poor health. He might die.
They should have all quickly moved to the other side of the stage. At the very least, I hope they photoshop him out of every official photo.
Message to Cuomo: You mess with one us, you mess with all of us.