Turd.
Pittsburgher, punker, oily bohunk, Slava Ukraine.
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Turd.
Tail blur says it all.
Have you tried wearing orange or mustard yellow?
Nyet.
Fingerhut!
6 songs, 9 minutes! That's how it's done!
How many years did you work at AutoZone?
F-yeah!
Can't you spray em with a hose?
Grossed out the whole family with the phrase "toenail soup."
Comorbidities, probably.
Oh my God, is that what that song is about??
That sort of action could get one disinvited from all the big New York weddings. Are you crazy? Dems are Republicans in Volvos, they're not idiots.
Disgraceful.
I hope this doesn't shake their confidence!
I felt that way in Montreal, like I was a deformed beast.
It started off rockin, then it just got drowsy.
O boy are we gonna win big!
Rats!
Oh, I thought you were considering candidacy.
Can you get him back on the bayou after seeing the lights of old Paree?
Oui! The glasses are great!
I've gone metric. Nothing makes sense here.
I wondered if there was a more ineffective deodorant than Tom's of Maine. Now Tom's has the same all-natural formula with added organic Body odor scent! It is now the superlative.
Be careful out there.
Hey, me too.
I still don't get Danny darko.
I was rooting for the bears from the start.
I thought that was a rat!
SIL's gifts from Finland, brother's gift from the dirt.
Deep Sleep Wattle dee.
Everything is clearly under control.
Bah! Wake me up before you go go!
I'll take it.
Did you moo a greeting? I couldn't not.
The art is disturbingly churchie.
Yikes! Hopefully it is just weird human stuff, that goes away.
The John Kruk school.
Very Cracker.
I'm just grinning thinking of Bil cowher repeatedly saying "Wedgie Rayne".
I hate how much I love totchos!
I would have picked you as a Packers person! I mean that as a compliment, certainly!
Any reports from Burning Man? I've always wanted to go.
Are you moving?
By that reasoning, he's pro-death. For our happiness?
Lethal and cute.
Classical Western Ideals are the greatest achievements of human thought as long as they serve my individual interests.
Some people have very attractive heels and like to flaunt em.
Great Praise! Congratulations.
Bill Murray voice: You, my friend, are a party animal. I wanna party with you!
The shwami.
Anybody else wondering what went down to get banned from Applebee's?
Valley Dairy! Valley Dairy!
The most viral post I've done in months is a link to a story about bees so clearly every post must now be about our little apian pals, here is a series of photos of bumble bee sploots (taken from here: www.reddit.com/r/Eyebleach/...)
Coordinated whack a mole would signal brain activity in the corpse of the Dems.
Poking his head up to see if he can try it again?
I'll send you my list to ignore, so I can ignore other, more important things.
I'd call it that spider that caused me to move.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who does that!
2nd reference to that song in 5 minutes. First came up from a misheard gardening story that I forget now. Are you familiar with that carpatho-rusyn word? Philly? NEPA?
The Velvet Undergutchies.
She turns me on like a pickup truck.
I've named my hybrid Medium Skrotoids. Clearly part Roma, they are juicier, but have the thick skin. I confess negligence. This year's compost is outstanding.
Squirrels got the beans this year. Only a cluster of rudely shaped tomatoes thrived.
Blowed up real good. Doge volunteers lined up to do it.
Are you there with the hashers?
Now that we can 'pass' I guess it's someone else's problem. We don't have accents, some of us became fkng anglicans. One of us. One of us.
I'm not sure what a shoal is, but I think they are necessary to make sweet tea.
Paul Hollywood is Iranian?
He's an old lady keeping watch over the neighbors. Good boy.
Fuuuuck that sucks. My chronic complaints are all psychological. So I've looked a hundred since I was 27.
Alt for above princess peach in a Milli Vanilli tee shirt.
It's a Milli Vanillin concert!
KFC, BK, IHOP, CB would work. Breaker breaker.
I love the idea that there were men from previous eras who had humanity and kindness, I mean in contrast to the real life old guys I've met.
Dumb people are a lot easier to manage.
I hate sad movies.
Malicious compliance for me.
Nice to be remembered.
Attempted architect jazz murder. No, I'm good.
What are those Duke boys up to?
I try not to get too personal with my friends.
Aren't you worried you'll be darned to heck?
I love Allegheny millwork. Flirting with yinzer ladies!
Check out Conspirituality pod. Yogasphere meets Maga. Very insightful and funny. Hosts are from the personal fitness and yoga wellness worlds, versed in cults as well.
Thank you!
Heck, they were spiking tires and burning cars at Ravenswood in the 90s! Both sides of my family were miners and my home town is a patch called Lucerne Mines. mining and surrounding culture is a special place of interest for me.
"Gam"
I got sucked into a bbc news story about the Chinese women's team. Actually Incredible! Not for me, no way,I'm the fat bird.
I just turned 57 and upgraded to the confused threatening grunt!
Did you experience the famous Volkswagen sized flies of Chincoteague?
Wow! All my tomatoes are sort of vulgar.
Don't get your skirts all in a tizzy!
I keep having to retake it.
God they're terrifying! I'm a chlorine pool guy, no horseshoe crabs, jelly fish, piranhas or mystery things brushing on your ankles.
I'm sick of Nick cave.
Boy, that's some special little snowflake shit, 'one male cheerleader ruined an NFL franchise for me!' We had to put up with Roethlisberger and Antonio Brown.
I love black light stuff.
