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But then who’s on first
thedimpsler.bsky.social (@thedimpsler.bsky.social) reply parent
But then who’s on first
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Immotter Joe
thedimpsler.bsky.social (@thedimpsler.bsky.social) reply parent
I too believe we need to hook Bill Belichek up with some scrolls of Icarian Flight and 0 Acrobatics score
thedimpsler.bsky.social (@thedimpsler.bsky.social) reply parent
Well they’ve gotta dispose of the body somehow, the gas and unwashed ass would’ve made the Lincoln bedroom unlivable.
thedimpsler.bsky.social (@thedimpsler.bsky.social) reply parent
The first Juiceless, Swagless President incoming, bout to make Calvin Coolidge look as revered as FDR in comparison
thedimpsler.bsky.social (@thedimpsler.bsky.social) reply parent
The what
thedimpsler.bsky.social (@thedimpsler.bsky.social) reply parent
Cmon baby say it’s posthumous come on!
thedimpsler.bsky.social (@thedimpsler.bsky.social) reply parent
This is why I’ve never understood Groyper anime fans. Like, Nichijou is gonna get banned as pornographic if the guys you want to win actually do!
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jd vance will ban anime
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President Scheduled to Announce Own Death
thedimpsler.bsky.social (@thedimpsler.bsky.social)
Like a Boss came out in 2009 why are brands convinced this is a thing people say that isn’t them explicitly quoting the sketch as a nostalgia piece
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I believe this is called Wolfing Out
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Millions of people finally understanding what the Great Gatsby was all about, all in one swift movement
thedimpsler.bsky.social (@thedimpsler.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah but like wouldn’t ingesting the sin hurt like a motherfucker since he’s done stuff that would make the devil cover his eyes
thedimpsler.bsky.social (@thedimpsler.bsky.social) reply parent
Who the fuck listens to Nate Bronze that’s even salvageable enough to listen to you if you told them to leave Twitter
thedimpsler.bsky.social (@thedimpsler.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah everything Microsoft ever did for the industry was to fuck it up worse. Multiplayer used to be free! People had to raise up new IPs instead of just buying studios and not understanding why they were good! Consoles used to have bespoke software that was part of the value proposition!
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Guy in an anime, seeing a Kia Sorento spin out on an icy road and annihilate a little old grandma crossing the street: So that's... the power of the Kia Sorento...
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He’s Kaname-licious!
thedimpsler.bsky.social (@thedimpsler.bsky.social) reply parent
Ace Combat 8 should let the platoon dog be one of your wingmen
thedimpsler.bsky.social (@thedimpsler.bsky.social) reply parent
Also Gallant can hear you from across all space and time if you insult his wife and children and will fuck you up so hard for it it will pass into legend.
thedimpsler.bsky.social (@thedimpsler.bsky.social) reply parent
Imagine spending 70 dollars solely to masturbate to one female NPC and apparently get nothing else that’s valuable to you for so much money when pornography is free.
thedimpsler.bsky.social (@thedimpsler.bsky.social) reply parent
Best we can do is Chris Pratt yelling at CGI dinosaurs like they’re an unruly but lovable puppy, forever. Sorry.
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Thanks to the power of Xbox having no exclusives or compelling software, you can spend this sale week buying any non-Microsoft game you’d want on the thing on a platform that doesn’t directly contribute to the most heinous atrocity of our time! Thank you Phil Spencer!
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Behold the power of my Stand! {We Are the Road Crew}!
thedimpsler.bsky.social (@thedimpsler.bsky.social) reply parent
You wouldn’t think a man that old would be that agile.
thedimpsler.bsky.social (@thedimpsler.bsky.social) reply parent
Skip, the Online Tricksy Old Hag
thedimpsler.bsky.social (@thedimpsler.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow, an unprincipled jackass who probably detransitioned for social stigma reasons and/or “the remaining Koch Brother probably would pay me” this is me when I’m surprised
thedimpsler.bsky.social (@thedimpsler.bsky.social) reply parent
Is the doorframe intact or is there a hole at level with his forehead
thedimpsler.bsky.social (@thedimpsler.bsky.social) reply parent
Eighths from Heaven
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Wasn’t Oli London the guy that got Kpop face surgery? Y’know, the genre whose primary appeal to girls is that the guys are kinda fem?
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These people should be young enough that their memory works and they can put it together that the dumbest kid in your class was invariably the kid who was on their phone every day until teacher took it. I wonder why that was.
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Would Meegan be a Paramecia user for some cool power I can’t think of, or a Zoan so she can be a lady with stinger fists and feet?
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Doesn’t this just mean it’ll say your code is ready for production even if say, you fed the entire text of Ulysses into it and said it was the codebase for your productivity software?
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Pat Eats At: Da Greek Deli Down Da Cornuh, Best Sandwich In Town
thedimpsler.bsky.social (@thedimpsler.bsky.social) reply parent
The real reason they’re doing Operation Sicario is to get enough uncut pure coke for one dose of President Biden’s Go Go Supplements. They won’t work.
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Rightwingers and the politically unengaged, mostly. Also if you’re afraid of even the vaguest hint of ethnicity in your food.
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Truly, you too will suffer this cruel fate if you take prog even once
thedimpsler.bsky.social (@thedimpsler.bsky.social) reply parent
Waiting for the day that they realize the holy books of Judaism and Islam forbid EATING pork, not looking at pictures of shake and bake pork chops
thedimpsler.bsky.social (@thedimpsler.bsky.social) reply parent
Muhree became a wuhizzard
thedimpsler.bsky.social (@thedimpsler.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s a miracle these two eejits don’t drown looking up in the rain.
thedimpsler.bsky.social (@thedimpsler.bsky.social) reply parent
Would it bring things into a dead heat again if I pointed out that the Ordinary guy is former influencer dirtbag and Great Value Hype House operator Alex Warren
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Repost if you’re a true Star Dwarf
thedimpsler.bsky.social (@thedimpsler.bsky.social) reply parent
These people have never been on a niche forum no one visits anymore and it shows
thedimpsler.bsky.social (@thedimpsler.bsky.social) reply parent
It wasn’t the China men that didn’t help me when I went to the job office, that was America, so lol lmao what threat, that they’ll take over the hegemony and make it even 0.00001% better than what we’ve been doing with it?
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This must be worse since at least with Babby King you can huff hopium and say he’ll grow into good leadership. President Jimmy Carter’s Corpse over there is only gonna get worse
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That has to be the most devastating thing about it to him, doesn’t it?
thedimpsler.bsky.social (@thedimpsler.bsky.social) reply parent
I dunno man this just seems like she views black people as alien and scary wait you said she’s funded by the DNC? Never mind that tracks.
thedimpsler.bsky.social (@thedimpsler.bsky.social) reply parent
Cream used 135 times? Who could expect this from the maker of Super Cream 64, a fun thing everyone should play while waiting in CrossWorlds lobbies
thedimpsler.bsky.social (@thedimpsler.bsky.social) reply parent
It helps that I can picture him listening to Kwame the rapper, whereas I cannot picture Nancy Pelosi hanging out with black people for fun.
thedimpsler.bsky.social (@thedimpsler.bsky.social) reply parent
You know the lemon got swoopers
thedimpsler.bsky.social (@thedimpsler.bsky.social) reply parent
But Regime, you gotta understand that it’s deeply ingrained in American culture to hate your kids and foist them off on someone who cares at the earliest and every opportunity so kids being at home and parents having to be engaged in their education is Scary and Wrong and Immoral
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Apparently that Hannah Arendt quote about how fascism self selects for incompetent idiot cranks because that’s the only way the regime can ensure total loyalty also goes for the nominal opposition so hehe we’re very much in danger.
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From what I know Ianna is an Old Gaelic fertility goddess so I’m gonna go with “esoteric financial grift/ sex cult that makes use of a god of a culture small enough to not really be able to meaningfully object” aka Original Recipe Cult but with some extra SJW trappings they won’t live up to.
thedimpsler.bsky.social (@thedimpsler.bsky.social) reply parent
Having played Shin Megami Tensei games, Ianna and Dagda don’t deserve what Dagda would call “this loada old shite”
thedimpsler.bsky.social (@thedimpsler.bsky.social) reply parent
Radicalized by the family kuport system
thedimpsler.bsky.social (@thedimpsler.bsky.social) reply parent
Chickin
thedimpsler.bsky.social (@thedimpsler.bsky.social) reply parent
All ten of them that even exist!
thedimpsler.bsky.social (@thedimpsler.bsky.social) reply parent
Assuming his final form of “hastily repurposed Hilary Clinton animatronic” just as the Disney Oracles foretold
thedimpsler.bsky.social (@thedimpsler.bsky.social) reply parent
Putting a brick on my truck’s accelerator so the house of god is forced to offer drive through services
thedimpsler.bsky.social (@thedimpsler.bsky.social) reply parent
Oi sturmed the Capitol Arry
thedimpsler.bsky.social (@thedimpsler.bsky.social) reply parent
His PR people are so stupid that they didn’t think to shoot a video of him walking around with today’s newspaper lmao
thedimpsler.bsky.social (@thedimpsler.bsky.social) reply parent
Grim Reaper centrist theory about to be tested
thedimpsler.bsky.social (@thedimpsler.bsky.social) reply parent
They do the “how come I gotta be Mr. Pink” bit but it devolves into a mutual kill scenario. Also good job misinterpreting the movie guys, it’s not about a bunch of idiot losers who think they’re cool and then die pathetically betraying each other or anything oh nvm they may have understood
thedimpsler.bsky.social (@thedimpsler.bsky.social) reply parent
None because what other Megaman has Tron Bonne in it
thedimpsler.bsky.social (@thedimpsler.bsky.social) reply parent
Why indeed.
thedimpsler.bsky.social (@thedimpsler.bsky.social) reply parent
Then shut the fuck up about America because Gavin Newsom and big tent Democrats represent precisely zero of your avowed beliefs. Mind your own fucking grass.
thedimpsler.bsky.social (@thedimpsler.bsky.social) reply parent
We were so close to the perfect workhorse engine with a properly iterated-upon UE4 but then Tim Sweeney went full techno-cultist and now here we are.
thedimpsler.bsky.social (@thedimpsler.bsky.social) reply parent
*walk into the south tower
thedimpsler.bsky.social (@thedimpsler.bsky.social) reply parent
Runs for 731 chapters, the last three of which are Tsuyoshi doing Hokuto Shinken on war crime denialists, fascists and guys who really really want to rearm Japan
thedimpsler.bsky.social (@thedimpsler.bsky.social) reply parent
You like exploring and probably would eat the gems like hard fruit candy? Source: Spyro Enjoyer
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Twink Peanits: Femboy Walk With Me
thedimpsler.bsky.social (@thedimpsler.bsky.social) reply parent
Can’t help but think how many normal houses could’ve been built, including theirs, for the cost of this stupid shit and getting Mad
thedimpsler.bsky.social (@thedimpsler.bsky.social) reply parent
Depends on how you interpret their reactions to those theater players that dry hump in front of them in … Are Dead
thedimpsler.bsky.social (@thedimpsler.bsky.social) reply parent
Those are some pretty sick squares
thedimpsler.bsky.social (@thedimpsler.bsky.social) reply parent
HAS SNL GONE WOKE!?!?!?!?
thedimpsler.bsky.social (@thedimpsler.bsky.social) reply parent
This is both prima facie nonsensical and also I don’t think we should let people who use slurs in our coalition because our coalition would also have the people who they call slurs in it. You would probably understand why this is bad if you weren’t a moron grasping for power at all costs.
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Being Rudy Giuliani seems like a perfectly valid reason regardless of age or state tbh
thedimpsler.bsky.social (@thedimpsler.bsky.social) reply parent
Jeff Womanhelper
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AIYM SAUCIN HEYAAH
thedimpsler.bsky.social (@thedimpsler.bsky.social) reply parent
It was perfectly normal his decrepit lich cock was out, that’s how all New Yorkers drive (this is not actually part of the story, at least as far as we presently know)
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I do hope Lies of Dorothy is less reliant on Perfect Guard, yes. I had to turn it down to what they called easier than easy mode because Nameless Puppet Unbound makes the Orphan of Kos look like a chump.
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Kinda glad not every action game is a Souls that way you get good ones like Nioh and Lies of P and then a bunch of other games that feel normal and don’t try to crush your balls with Mjolnir every five minutes
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Jerry Chen, End Times Prophet
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BURN TO CINDERS! CHAOTIC FLAME!!
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Masa Son is the reason why 419 scams still exist
thedimpsler.bsky.social (@thedimpsler.bsky.social)
Bro’s head is shaped like a Roblox avatar
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If you want to make your community safe, become a crossing guard in a school zone
thedimpsler.bsky.social (@thedimpsler.bsky.social) reply parent
Skip, the Corporate Wetwork Raccoon
thedimpsler.bsky.social (@thedimpsler.bsky.social) reply parent
A new and interesting spin on the playbook by going “what if we made all the professional violence doers really mad instead of promising them a plush position in the new world order”
thedimpsler.bsky.social (@thedimpsler.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought the point was the bullet deflected to someone who didn’t deserve it
thedimpsler.bsky.social (@thedimpsler.bsky.social) reply parent
All in on “crashed with a hooker in the back seat” baby
thedimpsler.bsky.social (@thedimpsler.bsky.social) reply parent
Awooga awooga were his last words before losing consciousness, say eyewitnesses
thedimpsler.bsky.social (@thedimpsler.bsky.social) reply parent
Rudy Puliani
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What could he mean by getting rid of the black history mural I wonder
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Like I would get it if he was run down in the middle of the freeway helping her out but it just sounds like he was trying to purchase sexual services and did a Burnout crash trying to get to the seedy motel
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Donald Cump
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We gotta un not dead Elon dawg
thedimpsler.bsky.social (@thedimpsler.bsky.social) reply parent
I know it’s a superpower to have a memory that lasts more than a week but rightoids were making just as many jokes about Biden being dead as everyone else lmao
thedimpsler.bsky.social (@thedimpsler.bsky.social) reply parent
Lady Dimetrescu high school AU ver.