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created November 2, 2024

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But then who’s on first

2/9/2025, 3:09:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Immotter Joe

2/9/2025, 3:08:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I too believe we need to hook Bill Belichek up with some scrolls of Icarian Flight and 0 Acrobatics score

2/9/2025, 3:07:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well they’ve gotta dispose of the body somehow, the gas and unwashed ass would’ve made the Lincoln bedroom unlivable.

2/9/2025, 3:04:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The first Juiceless, Swagless President incoming, bout to make Calvin Coolidge look as revered as FDR in comparison

2/9/2025, 3:03:13 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The what

2/9/2025, 3:01:34 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cmon baby say it’s posthumous come on!

2/9/2025, 3:00:39 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is why I’ve never understood Groyper anime fans. Like, Nichijou is gonna get banned as pornographic if the guys you want to win actually do!

2/9/2025, 2:59:39 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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jd vance will ban anime

2/9/2025, 2:46:47 AM | 13 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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President Scheduled to Announce Own Death

2/9/2025, 2:55:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture thedimpsler.bsky.social (@thedimpsler.bsky.social)

Like a Boss came out in 2009 why are brands convinced this is a thing people say that isn’t them explicitly quoting the sketch as a nostalgia piece

2/9/2025, 2:54:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I believe this is called Wolfing Out

2/9/2025, 2:53:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Millions of people finally understanding what the Great Gatsby was all about, all in one swift movement

2/9/2025, 1:25:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah but like wouldn’t ingesting the sin hurt like a motherfucker since he’s done stuff that would make the devil cover his eyes

2/9/2025, 1:24:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who the fuck listens to Nate Bronze that’s even salvageable enough to listen to you if you told them to leave Twitter

2/9/2025, 1:21:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah everything Microsoft ever did for the industry was to fuck it up worse. Multiplayer used to be free! People had to raise up new IPs instead of just buying studios and not understanding why they were good! Consoles used to have bespoke software that was part of the value proposition!

2/9/2025, 1:20:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Guy in an anime, seeing a Kia Sorento spin out on an icy road and annihilate a little old grandma crossing the street: So that's... the power of the Kia Sorento...

1/9/2025, 10:23:40 PM | 136 18 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s Kaname-licious!

2/9/2025, 1:07:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ace Combat 8 should let the platoon dog be one of your wingmen

2/9/2025, 12:59:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also Gallant can hear you from across all space and time if you insult his wife and children and will fuck you up so hard for it it will pass into legend.

2/9/2025, 12:57:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Imagine spending 70 dollars solely to masturbate to one female NPC and apparently get nothing else that’s valuable to you for so much money when pornography is free.

2/9/2025, 12:55:08 AM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Best we can do is Chris Pratt yelling at CGI dinosaurs like they’re an unruly but lovable puppy, forever. Sorry.

2/9/2025, 12:52:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks to the power of Xbox having no exclusives or compelling software, you can spend this sale week buying any non-Microsoft game you’d want on the thing on a platform that doesn’t directly contribute to the most heinous atrocity of our time! Thank you Phil Spencer!

2/9/2025, 12:50:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Behold the power of my Stand! {We Are the Road Crew}!

2/9/2025, 12:46:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You wouldn’t think a man that old would be that agile.

2/9/2025, 12:44:42 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Skip, the Online Tricksy Old Hag

2/9/2025, 12:44:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wow, an unprincipled jackass who probably detransitioned for social stigma reasons and/or “the remaining Koch Brother probably would pay me” this is me when I’m surprised

2/9/2025, 12:42:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is the doorframe intact or is there a hole at level with his forehead

2/9/2025, 12:40:58 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Eighths from Heaven

2/9/2025, 12:37:19 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture thedimpsler.bsky.social (@thedimpsler.bsky.social)

Wasn’t Oli London the guy that got Kpop face surgery? Y’know, the genre whose primary appeal to girls is that the guys are kinda fem?

2/9/2025, 12:36:08 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These people should be young enough that their memory works and they can put it together that the dumbest kid in your class was invariably the kid who was on their phone every day until teacher took it. I wonder why that was.

2/9/2025, 12:34:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Would Meegan be a Paramecia user for some cool power I can’t think of, or a Zoan so she can be a lady with stinger fists and feet?

2/9/2025, 12:33:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Doesn’t this just mean it’ll say your code is ready for production even if say, you fed the entire text of Ulysses into it and said it was the codebase for your productivity software?

2/9/2025, 12:31:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pat Eats At: Da Greek Deli Down Da Cornuh, Best Sandwich In Town

2/9/2025, 12:29:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The real reason they’re doing Operation Sicario is to get enough uncut pure coke for one dose of President Biden’s Go Go Supplements. They won’t work.

1/9/2025, 11:59:59 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rightwingers and the politically unengaged, mostly. Also if you’re afraid of even the vaguest hint of ethnicity in your food.

1/9/2025, 11:57:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Truly, you too will suffer this cruel fate if you take prog even once

1/9/2025, 11:53:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Waiting for the day that they realize the holy books of Judaism and Islam forbid EATING pork, not looking at pictures of shake and bake pork chops

1/9/2025, 11:51:37 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Muhree became a wuhizzard

1/9/2025, 11:49:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s a miracle these two eejits don’t drown looking up in the rain.

1/9/2025, 11:48:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Would it bring things into a dead heat again if I pointed out that the Ordinary guy is former influencer dirtbag and Great Value Hype House operator Alex Warren

1/9/2025, 11:45:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Repost if you’re a true Star Dwarf

1/9/2025, 9:30:24 PM | 2 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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These people have never been on a niche forum no one visits anymore and it shows

1/9/2025, 9:28:31 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It wasn’t the China men that didn’t help me when I went to the job office, that was America, so lol lmao what threat, that they’ll take over the hegemony and make it even 0.00001% better than what we’ve been doing with it?

1/9/2025, 9:27:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This must be worse since at least with Babby King you can huff hopium and say he’ll grow into good leadership. President Jimmy Carter’s Corpse over there is only gonna get worse

1/9/2025, 9:24:47 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That has to be the most devastating thing about it to him, doesn’t it?

1/9/2025, 9:21:21 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I dunno man this just seems like she views black people as alien and scary wait you said she’s funded by the DNC? Never mind that tracks.

1/9/2025, 9:17:01 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cream used 135 times? Who could expect this from the maker of Super Cream 64, a fun thing everyone should play while waiting in CrossWorlds lobbies

1/9/2025, 9:15:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It helps that I can picture him listening to Kwame the rapper, whereas I cannot picture Nancy Pelosi hanging out with black people for fun.

1/9/2025, 7:35:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You know the lemon got swoopers

1/9/2025, 6:49:30 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But Regime, you gotta understand that it’s deeply ingrained in American culture to hate your kids and foist them off on someone who cares at the earliest and every opportunity so kids being at home and parents having to be engaged in their education is Scary and Wrong and Immoral

1/9/2025, 6:47:05 PM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Apparently that Hannah Arendt quote about how fascism self selects for incompetent idiot cranks because that’s the only way the regime can ensure total loyalty also goes for the nominal opposition so hehe we’re very much in danger.

1/9/2025, 6:44:43 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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From what I know Ianna is an Old Gaelic fertility goddess so I’m gonna go with “esoteric financial grift/ sex cult that makes use of a god of a culture small enough to not really be able to meaningfully object” aka Original Recipe Cult but with some extra SJW trappings they won’t live up to.

1/9/2025, 6:39:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Having played Shin Megami Tensei games, Ianna and Dagda don’t deserve what Dagda would call “this loada old shite”

1/9/2025, 6:37:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Radicalized by the family kuport system

1/9/2025, 6:34:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Chickin

1/9/2025, 6:33:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All ten of them that even exist!

1/9/2025, 6:32:42 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Assuming his final form of “hastily repurposed Hilary Clinton animatronic” just as the Disney Oracles foretold

1/9/2025, 6:31:31 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Putting a brick on my truck’s accelerator so the house of god is forced to offer drive through services

1/9/2025, 6:30:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oi sturmed the Capitol Arry

1/9/2025, 6:27:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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His PR people are so stupid that they didn’t think to shoot a video of him walking around with today’s newspaper lmao

1/9/2025, 6:24:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Grim Reaper centrist theory about to be tested

1/9/2025, 5:07:55 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They do the “how come I gotta be Mr. Pink” bit but it devolves into a mutual kill scenario. Also good job misinterpreting the movie guys, it’s not about a bunch of idiot losers who think they’re cool and then die pathetically betraying each other or anything oh nvm they may have understood

1/9/2025, 5:05:10 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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None because what other Megaman has Tron Bonne in it

31/8/2025, 11:56:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why indeed.

31/8/2025, 11:55:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Then shut the fuck up about America because Gavin Newsom and big tent Democrats represent precisely zero of your avowed beliefs. Mind your own fucking grass.

31/8/2025, 11:52:51 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We were so close to the perfect workhorse engine with a properly iterated-upon UE4 but then Tim Sweeney went full techno-cultist and now here we are.

31/8/2025, 11:27:54 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*walk into the south tower

31/8/2025, 11:26:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Runs for 731 chapters, the last three of which are Tsuyoshi doing Hokuto Shinken on war crime denialists, fascists and guys who really really want to rearm Japan

31/8/2025, 11:25:15 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You like exploring and probably would eat the gems like hard fruit candy? Source: Spyro Enjoyer

31/8/2025, 11:22:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Twink Peanits: Femboy Walk With Me

31/8/2025, 11:21:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can’t help but think how many normal houses could’ve been built, including theirs, for the cost of this stupid shit and getting Mad

31/8/2025, 11:17:29 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Depends on how you interpret their reactions to those theater players that dry hump in front of them in … Are Dead

31/8/2025, 11:15:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Those are some pretty sick squares

31/8/2025, 11:14:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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HAS SNL GONE WOKE!?!?!?!?

31/8/2025, 11:13:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is both prima facie nonsensical and also I don’t think we should let people who use slurs in our coalition because our coalition would also have the people who they call slurs in it. You would probably understand why this is bad if you weren’t a moron grasping for power at all costs.

31/8/2025, 11:09:01 PM | 22 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Being Rudy Giuliani seems like a perfectly valid reason regardless of age or state tbh

31/8/2025, 11:05:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jeff Womanhelper

31/8/2025, 11:02:03 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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AIYM SAUCIN HEYAAH

31/8/2025, 11:01:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It was perfectly normal his decrepit lich cock was out, that’s how all New Yorkers drive (this is not actually part of the story, at least as far as we presently know)

31/8/2025, 10:59:53 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I do hope Lies of Dorothy is less reliant on Perfect Guard, yes. I had to turn it down to what they called easier than easy mode because Nameless Puppet Unbound makes the Orphan of Kos look like a chump.

31/8/2025, 10:58:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kinda glad not every action game is a Souls that way you get good ones like Nioh and Lies of P and then a bunch of other games that feel normal and don’t try to crush your balls with Mjolnir every five minutes

31/8/2025, 10:45:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jerry Chen, End Times Prophet

31/8/2025, 10:41:37 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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BURN TO CINDERS! CHAOTIC FLAME!!

31/8/2025, 10:31:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Masa Son is the reason why 419 scams still exist

31/8/2025, 10:28:10 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bro’s head is shaped like a Roblox avatar

31/8/2025, 10:22:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you want to make your community safe, become a crossing guard in a school zone

31/8/2025, 10:17:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Skip, the Corporate Wetwork Raccoon

31/8/2025, 10:07:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A new and interesting spin on the playbook by going “what if we made all the professional violence doers really mad instead of promising them a plush position in the new world order”

31/8/2025, 10:06:38 PM | 50 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I thought the point was the bullet deflected to someone who didn’t deserve it

31/8/2025, 10:05:04 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All in on “crashed with a hooker in the back seat” baby

31/8/2025, 9:53:26 PM | 36 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Awooga awooga were his last words before losing consciousness, say eyewitnesses

31/8/2025, 9:50:56 PM | 26 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rudy Puliani

31/8/2025, 9:49:52 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What could he mean by getting rid of the black history mural I wonder

31/8/2025, 9:48:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Like I would get it if he was run down in the middle of the freeway helping her out but it just sounds like he was trying to purchase sexual services and did a Burnout crash trying to get to the seedy motel

31/8/2025, 9:47:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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May I suggest

Lowly Worm in his car, an apple. Illus. Richard Scarry
31/8/2025, 9:43:04 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Donald Cump

31/8/2025, 9:23:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We gotta un not dead Elon dawg

31/8/2025, 9:18:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I know it’s a superpower to have a memory that lasts more than a week but rightoids were making just as many jokes about Biden being dead as everyone else lmao

31/8/2025, 9:16:11 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lady Dimetrescu high school AU ver.

31/8/2025, 9:14:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view