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The Donger

@thedonger.bsky.social

Exchange student, helping grandpa so he doesn't hurt his hyena Likes: laundry, doing dishes, trying new American food, driving, spending time with new style American girlfriend Dislikes: getting beat up, falling out of trees, hangovers

created February 24, 2025

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They all need to spontaneously combust...and be reincarnated as fuzzy white dog shit

1/7/2025, 4:26:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They can both eat bullets

1/7/2025, 4:09:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope he vomits in his sleep and chokes to death

1/7/2025, 3:32:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cool piece Ouija planchette?

1/7/2025, 2:53:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do you have a favorite?

1/7/2025, 2:38:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Funko collector huh?

1/7/2025, 2:35:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not a fan of remakes

1/7/2025, 2:26:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Another remake

1/7/2025, 2:24:06 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤣..."og"...his pops might have been an OG but he definitely isn't. Gangs have gone soft

1/7/2025, 2:16:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is that what our government is doing...celebrating immigrants?!?! Interesting

30/6/2025, 8:26:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Johns is good shit but Chubbys is my go to

30/6/2025, 3:18:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Practice hitting a moving target

30/6/2025, 3:11:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/6/2025, 2:58:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Back enough people into a corner...what do you think will happen?

30/6/2025, 11:12:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/6/2025, 3:00:29 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤣...sounds like a target

29/6/2025, 8:58:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All dogs have that ability

29/6/2025, 2:57:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/6/2025, 2:40:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Great film

29/6/2025, 2:34:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/6/2025, 2:33:52 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/6/2025, 2:30:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have that tattooed...covering my right knee

29/6/2025, 2:27:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/6/2025, 6:26:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Aim for the masks and let em fly...live rounds only

28/6/2025, 5:31:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nice touch

28/6/2025, 5:10:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Compared to what we currently have, SpongeBob sounds presidential

28/6/2025, 3:22:01 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How long does the foliage last before it starts to compost?

28/6/2025, 2:50:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looks like they hit the neighbors house as well

27/6/2025, 7:16:00 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Then explain all the blacks, browns and Asians working with them. All traitors to their heritage

27/6/2025, 7:14:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No gavel and shutting the fuck up?!?!? Best video I've seen of her....fucking useless cunt

27/6/2025, 4:28:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We all die....so what

27/6/2025, 4:22:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This was the land of the free....400 years ago

27/6/2025, 4:15:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm ready for this entire administration to be strung up and bled out...they've earned much worse

27/6/2025, 4:01:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shoot more of them....shit, ALL of them

27/6/2025, 6:38:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Better Off Dead The Ice Harvest Money for Nothing 1408

26/6/2025, 7:25:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy 50th!! Released 6-20-75

26/6/2025, 5:08:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He needs his pulse removed

26/6/2025, 4:50:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When this bubble pops...and bodies start to rot in the streets...just remember

26/6/2025, 4:46:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Voted for Trump?....here ya go....

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26/6/2025, 4:40:49 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Charges?...jail?....🤣 I have something more fitting

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26/6/2025, 4:07:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Another piece of shit that needs to be publicly executed

26/6/2025, 3:51:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/6/2025, 3:04:46 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Light em up....FUCK ICE!!! Stay strapped and aim for the mask

26/6/2025, 12:03:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Everyone in uniform that goes along with this should be publicly executed

25/6/2025, 11:52:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let the bullets fly and kill them all....FUCK ICE!!! ...and if they have families, FUCK THEM TOO!!!

25/6/2025, 8:09:27 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What's next....start rounding up every special needs kid in the country? Maybe brand people like cattle?

25/6/2025, 8:06:44 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Deeeeeeeee

25/6/2025, 7:49:41 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nice looking cat

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25/6/2025, 7:48:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shoot these fuckers through their mask...more for every one of them that's brown. Traitors to their own heritage

25/6/2025, 5:51:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck Bezos

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25/6/2025, 5:48:06 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3% is a little over 10 million....so that number was already hit

25/6/2025, 5:34:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She needs her oxygen supply removed...permanently

25/6/2025, 3:52:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Set their car on fire and watch those bitches burn

25/6/2025, 3:47:18 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gonna fuck with the wrong one and get shot....and I can't wait for it to happen

25/6/2025, 3:44:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She's more than earned her bullet to the head

25/6/2025, 3:34:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'd love to hear the whistling of wind as it blows through the bullet hole in his head

25/6/2025, 3:31:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Set the board on fire...game over

25/6/2025, 2:01:51 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/6/2025, 6:09:36 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sans ears and wig.....and....

24/6/2025, 2:56:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why whisper?

24/6/2025, 2:51:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/6/2025, 11:42:05 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Walk onto my property like that and you won't be leaving....ever

23/6/2025, 4:29:05 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Follow them home and wipe their families from existence

23/6/2025, 4:26:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Aim for their masks and open fire

23/6/2025, 4:21:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Roll with Trump and you are brown You'll get shot with extra rounds

23/6/2025, 3:54:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't put ice in my drinks so I sure as shit don't want them up my ass

23/6/2025, 3:15:22 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Step onto my property and I collect your feet....followed by your head

23/6/2025, 3:10:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Misspelled "assassinated"

23/6/2025, 3:05:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's another AI video. He has said any of this

23/6/2025, 3:03:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It would be too easy to dress like them and just show up to blend in. Follow the stragglers of the groups and deal with them accordingly. Slowly whittle down their numbers from within

23/6/2025, 3:02:14 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The domestic threat has reached a level that warrants lethal retaliation. Happy hunting

23/6/2025, 2:48:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don't need to see their face to put a bullet through it. Rinse and repeat

23/6/2025, 2:39:36 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/6/2025, 2:34:51 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They all need to sip the Kool aid

23/6/2025, 2:26:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He never said any of this...just another AI video showing how easy it is to fool people....and most of you fell right into it

23/6/2025, 2:24:13 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So when did he say this? Another AI generated video

23/6/2025, 4:24:51 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So when did he say this?

22/6/2025, 4:26:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you think it's bad now, wait until this bubble pops

22/6/2025, 4:21:12 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They can all become bulletcatching corpses for all I care. It's the time to start collecting heads

22/6/2025, 3:36:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Instead of sitting in your car yelling for clicks, go scream in the faces of the people committing these acts. Maybe do something more productive than yelling at your phone from the comfort of your car

22/6/2025, 3:15:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/6/2025, 3:01:45 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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...or a bullet through the mask. Cheaper, faster, reduces the risk of repeat offenders...as well as educational

21/6/2025, 11:29:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/6/2025, 9:50:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How do their families allow them to wake up in the morning? Brown skin rolling with ICE deserves a shot through the pillow they should be smothered with...fucking traitors to your heritage and history

21/6/2025, 9:40:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Three men were shot and killed in what looked like an apparent kidnapping" I want to read more of THIS!! Everyone working for and with ICE should be put down like a rabid dog

21/6/2025, 6:26:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Already have

21/6/2025, 6:21:59 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've had years to prepare for a situation like this...and prepare I have.

21/6/2025, 6:20:28 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And you will be executed in the streets...deservedly so

21/6/2025, 6:16:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Strapped 24-7....come with it

21/6/2025, 6:15:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey...at least you can spell turnip. That's a good start. Stick with it and soon you'll progress to three syllable words.

21/6/2025, 6:01:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Chinese" see how easy that is

21/6/2025, 5:42:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Proofreading is a thing

21/6/2025, 5:31:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ard-beg Ew-guh-doll...I just call it campfire piss

21/6/2025, 5:26:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Step onto my property like that and I will take it as a direct threat on the safety of my family...to be dealt with accordingly

21/6/2025, 5:23:38 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Start collecting heads...MELT ICE!!!

21/6/2025, 5:17:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Donger (@thedonger.bsky.social) reply parent

For smokey flavored drinks try Ardbeg Uigeadail....roughly $90 bottle tastes like a campfire pissed in your mouth. It's my wife's favorite scotch and one of my least

21/6/2025, 5:14:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Eh...close enough

21/6/2025, 5:04:17 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Everyone working for or with ICE has earned themselves a public execution. Time to start collecting heads

21/6/2025, 4:54:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nope. Monkey Shoulder is a $30 bottle of lower/mid whiskey. That's less than a 10 dollar pour. ....ooohhh...and the smoked chips are cheap af

21/6/2025, 4:46:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Between this and the Goonies....over 600 each

21/6/2025, 2:41:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view