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Jesse (@jrtist87.bsky.social) reposted

Every year when it gets to be close to autumn, I bake a ton of cookies for my friends. And then I remember that I don’t have any friends, and I eat them by myself.

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Sam Wang (@samwang.bsky.social) reposted

I threw the sandwich but I did not kill the deputy

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thefatpirate.bsky.social (@thefatpirate.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes

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It’s been a minute #shark #octopus #threshershark

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What’s on your knuckles?

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Great pic

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Los Angeles Times (@latimes.com) reposted

Shark lab researchers say they have a mountain of tracking data that shows juvenile great whites, some as long as nine feet, routinely cruise among Southern California swimmers and surfers with no apparent interest.

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thefatpirate.bsky.social (@thefatpirate.bsky.social) reply parent

Love this

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#elonmush #spaced

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Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted

I miss DEI

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Love your body of work

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Truth

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Yup

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Elon musky

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Vicks

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But babe

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Taco

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Evil Dead News (@evildeadnews.bsky.social) reposted

@StonerTrivia420: "Did you know in the movie "The Evil Dead", actors used real marijuana for a scene, transforming a moment of terror into unexpected comedy? Their laughter was so infectious that the scene needed a reshoot ..." x.com/StonerTrivia...