The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s not wrong that it IS an issue of right & wrong, he just thinks he’s on the right side…and he is wrong
Who’s ready to have some fun?!?!
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He’s not wrong that it IS an issue of right & wrong, he just thinks he’s on the right side…and he is wrong
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social) reply parent
Is…is this real? Can’t tell anymore
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social)
Is it possible to “break” your eyes from rolling them too hard? Because I think I have.
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social)
Ashli Babbitt was a traitor. Full stop. Apparently the U.S. now honors traitors…on par since we elected one to be President.
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social) reply parent
But why is it giving Ariel’s treasure cave vibes? Look at this stuff, isn’t it neat?
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social) reply parent
Gavin is clearly doing it right!
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social) reply parent
God I hope this is true, I’m ready for Dem leaders who aren’t afraid to speak up & call out
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social)
Even hurricanes don’t want to come to the U.S. anymore. Bitch did a U-turn to avoid us #HurricaneErin
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social) reply parent
What?! Wait…WHAT?!?!
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social) reply parent
So we just didn’t have mail-in voting in 2016 & 2024? It was all in person? Or those mail-ins were okay because of the outcome?
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social)
Fuck yeah. Fight fire with fire. Stop playing by the rules. Hold up those mirrors & expose the hypocrisy.
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social) reply parent
To be fair, Subway sandwiches can be considered a biohazard. Food poisoning twice: shame on me.
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social) reply parent
Man, they must’ve had the biggest orgasm on Jan 6th then…probably why they pardoned all of them, as a thank you for the good time
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social) reply parent
Someone just give him a fake plastic one with his name on it like a participation trophy
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social) reply parent
Way more likely he dies in a car accident for not wearing a seatbelt…fuckin moron
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social)
My new favorite thing is Newsom trolling Trump by posting in the same unhinged fashion our ridiculous leader does
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social)
Fixed it. Fun Fact: Crime Rate rose significantly in Washington D.C. on January 20, 2025
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social)
😒 Girl, if I could do that pose, you think I would have lower belly fat in the first place? gtfoh
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The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social) reply parent
Why does he initial or sign his goddamn posts??? Bitch we know it’s you!
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh HELL no…it’s easy to blame it all on the guy who’s already dead. Her ass better stay where it is and Trump’s better be right behind it. Fucking sick of this country ignoring rule of law for its buddies or business partners.
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social) reply parent
Is this the guy I heard calmly saying “Oh no…” while filming the alleged shooting? I was dying, even the guy filming in the crowd sounded like a bad actor.
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social) reply parent
Nah cause her hands are too big to believe this photoshop 🤣
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social)
I’ve seen more in depth analysis, articles & follow ups of the Coldplay / CEO Affair scandal in the past 24 hours than I’ve seen of the supposed Trump assassination attempt in a whole year (aside from the god awful staged photo)
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh shit and how did I forget Andor??? Freaking amazing as well this season. BTW, has the team who categorizes these shows actually seen The Bear? Is there comedy contained? Sure. But no more than a show like Severance. It’s absolutely a drama. It too is amazing but is wrongly represented.
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social)
I love Severance but putting S2 up against S1 of The Pitt, The Pitt should’ve dominated. And both well above S3 of White Lotus. Great acting on all 3 though.
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The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social)
Blocking files that don’t exist. That’s a new one.
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social)
STFU Laura Loomer. JFC.
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social) reply parent
Whether she intended this as all Latinos or not (which, she probably did), it’s still absolutely appalling to be so flippant about any human lives, regardless if they’re here illegally or not. Holding illegal immigrants accountable is not the same as being giddy about feeding them to alligators
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social)
Is the President of the United States seriously selling fucking perfume right now? Is this where we are?!
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel exactly like the woman sitting next to her whenever I hear her speak. Get ‘em!
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social) reply parent
He can’t even understand a clear question asked of him, twice.
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social)
Cannot believe an actor from Home Alone 2 gets to decide if we start World War III
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social)
Whoever is running this Facebook page definitely needs to read the room
Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew.bsky.social) reposted
a nation on edge holds its breath as the former host of celebrity apprentice huddles with his advisors, the wrestlemania ceo and the former co-host of fox & friends weekends
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social)
Imagine yourself being basically a nobody, then one day suddenly being widely known but it’s because everyone hates you. This is the ballad of Mike Lee.
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social)
Hopefully the doctor treating Kristi Noem doesn’t exercise their right to refuse treatment based on moral objections, since that’s what this administration is pushing for
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social)
Love that the defense for the ICE raids from the conservative side is to now spew facts about past Democrat Presidents high deportation numbers. So when you said we needed Trump in order to control the illegal immigration issue…
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social)
woMeN ArE toO emOTioNAL tO bE PResIDeNt 🙄 Welcome to the public breakup drama of 2 immature, narcissistic men in front of the entire world audience
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought we were speaking metaphorically lol
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social)
Was in Boston the past couple days for work. Was loving all the Pride flags & “Fuck Trump” graffiti. Love ya, Boston!
Anna Hughes 🍁 (@annaghughes.bsky.social) reposted
this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social)
If God takes Billy Joel from us before You Know Who… I will officially go atheist
The New York Times (@nytimes.com) reposted
Billy Joel has canceled all of his upcoming concerts because of a brain disorder known as normal pressure hydrocephalus, or NPH, which has led to “problems with hearing, vision and balance,” he announced in a statement on Friday.
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The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social)
But are we shocked? Not really. #DOGE
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m BEGGING more reps to take the gloves off straight up like this. Stop letting the crazies control the narrative & remind everyone what needs to remain in focus
Alt National Park Service (@altnps.bsky.social) reposted
Proud of you, Canada 🇨🇦 and Australia 🇦🇺 with love from your American allies.
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social)
The same people who say proudly that they will shoot anyone who tries to come on their property are trying to say Ashli Babbit was *murdered* for forcing her way into the Capitol to threaten public officials with a violent mob. And now we the people have to pay her family for it. Make it make sense.
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social) reply parent
Anyone else think someone IN the White House is trolling him at this point? someone he “trusts” is like “Sir, here’s a picture of you as the Pope” (after the real Pope just passed) or “Here’s you as a *Jedi Knight*” (knowing full well what a red light saber means) & he thinks it’s great??
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social) reply parent
“I’ll always help my fellow South Carolinians. No matter your politics.*” *But show me your genitals first
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social) reply parent
Imagine being the person that everyone actively avoids noticing & not only thinking but saying out loud that those avoiding them are just cowards. Oh honey, oh sweetie, oh baby…trust, it’s not because they’re cowards.
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social)
MAKE AMERICA GREAT DEPRESSION AGAIN I guess they were partially right all along
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social)
So good numbers under Biden = Actually due to Trump’s influence And bad numbers actually under Trump = due to Biden’s lasting effect. Yeah makes perfect sense 🙄
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social)
Sounds about right for our lovely state. I love Florida, but I also fucking hate it.
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social) reply parent
“We’re here to get rid of waste with our administration…. And then create waste of our own! Big, Beautiful waste! Waste like you’ve never seen!”
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social)
I didn’t play The Last Of Us video game, but was well aware since season 1 what to expect in Season 2. Thank God I did or I wouldn’t have been able to handle that episode tonight
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social) reply parent
What a good Christian
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social) reply parent
Good thing they are anti-vax too!
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh! And the immediate “I voted for gay marriage, twice!” WHAAAAT the actual F??? Like man was going to be like “oh my ally, thank you!!!”
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social) reply parent
Love that SHE recorded & shared this herself…the message is clearly not what she thought it was. “Where were you last year?” Shiiiit, things were fine in 2024, y’all crazy asses need to take responsibility for the 2025 shitshow!
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social) reply parent
Because it’s never actually been true Pro Life, it’s Pro Birth. Once that baby is out, they’re no longer interested
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social) reply parent
🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼 Fuck him & the entire complicit administration & representatives that continues to allow this to happen 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social)
Fuck this administration & fuck every single congressman who blocked any progress on gun reform before them. Stop focusing on bullshit issues that aren’t hurting anyone but your frail egos & do something that is ACTUALLY hurting people, especially kids!!!
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social)
Guys, I lost 14.4% of my retirement savings with his antics. I can’t tell, does this mean we’re big winning now?
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social)
Yup, nothing like watching $29K of my retirement savings just vanish into thin air* this week *Into the pockets of rich people who didn’t even need it
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The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social)
This…aged poorly #WhiteLotus
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social) reply parent
Well that’s embarrassing…didn’t post as a GIF. Whatever, I need a donut.
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social)
Take a tip from Chelsea in White Lotus: Things may be crashing down all around you, but dammit, there’s no bad time for a donut
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social)
Nobody can convince me with numbers like this just showing up to protest him that this election wasn’t stolen. Absolutely no way he truly won.
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social)
How is this okay with his supporters? For those who claim they voted for him because of money & what their taxes are used for, how is there such little criticism of how he’s spending YOUR money??
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump is a little canned weiner
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social)
Heard and McDonald Island penguins right now #tariffs
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social) reply parent
Lutnick? More like Lunatic. But seriously, who?? Not that it really matters.
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social) reply parent
I swear to God, if I can’t find toilet paper on the store shelves soon because of hoarders….
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social) reply parent
I was rooting for him for a minute there, like he really wanted to learn/change spiritually & then when Chelsea tried to help him he turned it physical again. C’mon man!
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social) reply parent
He just jumped right in too, no build up, nothing. Like boy, No.
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social)
So, I nailed that one… But I’m still up in the air on my thoughts of who is shooting up the place & who the victim(s) is in the finale #TheWhiteLotus
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social) reply parent
Who derives joy from preying on the underserved & underprivileged masses? Oh yeah…
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social)
If you’re not watching The Pitt, you’re doing it wrong.
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m thinking somehow the lady in the wheelchair that Dr King is worried about (PTSD?) has something to do with it. She’s probably not the shooter but maybe she knows who is?
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Pete Hegseth is giving…
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social) reply parent
All I know is, at the end of S3, Belinda, Chelsea, Mook, Gaitok & Pornchai all better be alive & well. And I’ll throw in Rick only for Chelsea’s sake because that would break her heart.
The Happy Crab (@thehappycrab.bsky.social)
So in this new version of America: - Protesting a car dealership = domestic terrorism - Trespassing, Vandalizing & Assaulting Capitol Police = Patriotic Got it.
The Daily Show (@thedailyshow.com) reposted
Trump may have overpromised, but boy did he underdeliver