The greatest piss reservoir, the likes of which has never been seen before. And the admission revenue will make it his only successful business!
SCOTUS = Kangaroo court. Putin = War Criminal. The United States has a bad Nazi infestation! Living with metastatic cancer but hoping to outlive Trump. PhotoShop I post is fake. It's humor. Я не совсем кот. #Parody
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The greatest piss reservoir, the likes of which has never been seen before. And the admission revenue will make it his only successful business!
Oh 🤦♂️ just #25th amendment his ass already! Wasn’t it the GOP that wanted to file criminal charges against the Biden WH for “covering up” his health issues?
I did Nazi That coming. That award has no meaning at this point so fuck it.
Just when you thought the Oval Office could possibly host someone dumber than Donald J Trump.
Since we’re not MAGA knuckle draggers we know tariffs are paid by American importers and that cost gets passed on to American consumers. So 344M Americans gave up enough cash for the government to raise 8T? Mmm so 23K per person since the tariffs went into effect. If true, not celebratory.
Charge $1. It will make BILLIONS! We can use that money to rebuild the country.
Anyway, I’m glad to know the president is still technically alive so he can watch this tomorrow www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
$50 says that’s Stephen Miller wearing his skin
Want it do something about AI? First you’ll have to learn to accept that not everyone on the anti-Nazi team is “the same”. Pick your battles and adopt “the enemy of MY enemy is my friend”. Hate Nazis? Hate Trump for being one? Me too! Let’s team up and defeat Nazism first. Then, other stuff.
When Trump dies they need to install a functional “grave marker” or they’re going to have a real mess on their hands.
I’m sorry for both your loses. That said, Wouldn’t it be nice to to piss on the brand new TRUMP urinal they’ll use for his grave marker?
I adore how sickly he looks. How sickly he looks makes me feel all warm and happy inside.
Texas Blocks Law That Would Ban Gun Stores From Operating Inside Psych Wards http://theonion.com/texas-blocks-law-that-would-ban-gun-stores-from-operating-inside-psych-wards/
KFC!! KFC!! KFC!! I know who I hope wins the round of golf and it’s not the orange face Nazi! I’ll cheer 11 herbs and spices over the “Trump Always Chickens Out” chicken every day!
Look! It’s happening across the pond too. I thought we’d all agreed Nazis were bad! Globally! We need to MAKE HATE SHAMEFUL AGAIN. Unless you hate Nazis. That’s ok.
There are 535 member of Congress and 9 justices who should ALL be clamoring for the DOJ to prosecute the “clients”. G. Maxwell and Jeffery Epstein were convicted of trafficking! That means someone paid them for access to do bad things to the children. Trump, Clinton, whoever! Prosecute them!
Wow! They found someone that dresses worse than trump! White wrinkled pants and old trainers!! Also, daaaaamn! That secret service lady could kill with that look!!! Who’s she hating on?
Fuck Nazis.
Arguments about being more appealing to the right for business reasons are stupid. Right wingers won’t leave x for Bluesky. But Blueskys core base might disappear if it loses its niche appeal.
Procrastinating.
I guess he was trying to follow the state motto?
I’m betting MAGA money is behind this. 9 miles?!?!?!? Sorry but MAGA shouldn’t be allowed to complain about something unless it’s within walking distance. Which for them, is from the couch in the single wide their grandma left them to the lifted pickup they got on Craigslist.
Just visited the ruins of the Smallpox Hospital on Roosevelt Island. I was looking for a sign announcing that RFK Jr. will begin renovations soon because, you know: Make Smallpox Great Again.
As we begin a new month, my law firm is litigation 51 voting and election cases in 25 states. 6 in Arizona 6 in Georgia 4 in Florida 4 in North Carolina 8 involve redistricting
For those of us that never joined the fist “GOP tea party” this is hysterical. Hey @walshfreedom.bsky.social, considering the GOP congress is a rubber stamp for Trump, a new Tea Party could adopt “NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION” just like 18th century Boston. Nobody is represented but Trump!
We did this to ourselves www.nytimes.com/2025/09/01/w...
Come on man! What do you think you are… Some kind of cult leader whose followers all kiss his ass until their lips bleed?
No question but I have a comment. I’m immunocompromised from an autoimmune disorder I’ve had for decades. On top of that, I have cancer. Herd immunity is important to keeping me alive. Herd immunity is important to not letting the virus mutate! The GOP is wrong here. On every point.
In case anyone finds my joy at the idea of Trump’s potential demise (of natural causes) unseemly: Reminder: we celebrated the last time the Nazis were defeated. Why not this time?
If TRUMP dies (of natural causes, like eating KFC and McDonald’s every meal for 50 years) will you: Take the day off work to party your ass off? Wait until work is over to party your ass off. Take the whole rest of the week off assuming the party will last a few days?
The GOP wants to end contraception AND the legal age of consent for marriage. WHY? Because the GOP attracts perverts who want to knock up 12-yo girls and use the baby as justification for “parental consent” from the girl’s parents to “marry her” so they can rape her over and over. #GOPedophiles
Roger, Roger. What’s your vector Victor?
Roger, Roger. What’s your vector Victor?
When that child grows up to be a union leader who takes ZERO shit from management, the shareholders can hold a candle light vigil for their lost profits outside this prick CEO’s house.
Effectiveness means nothing to the Republican ass hats. They want “the show” because it makes them feel like they’re pleasing “the public”. They don’t realize, even the hateful pricks they cater to with this performative bullshit, have a cruelty limit. Even THEY don’t want this for children.
Ok. This one cliches it. Stephen Miller is and has been writing these posts. No fucking way this is TRUMP. “Facts for people to ponder” gimme a break. Trump knows 12 words and ponder isn’t one of them. Big, fantastic, best, beautiful, terrific, strong & made up shit about muscle men crying.
Oh man! Gavin is gonna take “MAGA”!
California stepping up.
Do these stupid fucks not realize that everyone has a video camera in their pocket? For millennia the powerful have been able to say shit like this and we had no choice but to believe them. Now, we see it for ourselves. Noem, Trump, and everyone else in the administration; Liars! The lot of them.
Can we crowd fun some money to hire actors to ride into Chicago on all minor routes, slowing down the ICE caravan and announcing “THE RED HATS ARE COMING!!! THE RED HATS ATE COMING!”
If he goes through with this, WE need to make it easy to get state issued IDs. We’ll need cash! And lots of it. We’ll need volunteers to drive folks around so they can collect their documents and get an ID. TRUMP wants to impose a poll tax. Let’s pay it for people so Trump gets fired!
A MAGAt got his Swasticar stuck at Ft Fisher today. Karen, his second wife and fourth baby momma, was none to pleased about it. 😂🤣😂
Democrats actually need to get advice from Fetterman. The dumbasses that Trump woke up and convinced to vote. Fetterman is just like them. He’s not the brightest bulb in the pack. He’s not “well read”… Hence, he’s a way to see inside the tight circle of moron. They despise intelligence.
You . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Didn’t like it?
Unconstitutional immoral repugnant acts of terrorism against a vulnerable community that’s already been taken advantage of by our system. We’re on the wrong side of history if we let this stand.
Don’t go near their heads! They give off a chemical… people call it “that baby smell”. They don’t realize the insidious genius of that smell. It’s like it reprograms the brain into thinking 18 years isn’t THAT long and that you NEED another baby. RESIST! RESIST!
Is the 5 million dollars for my family available to me like it was to Ashlie Babbitt? I have terminal cancer. I don’t have a 5 million dollar life insurance policy. What do I have to do to get shot so my family can get PAAAAAIIIIIIID?
My future SIL is a guy. He’s working on a journeymen’s cert. he did plumbing before this but didn’t care for it enough to make it a career. Most of his friends are not. He’s 25. My daughter is less of “a guy” unless you need something medical handled. 😂 Then, she’s your go-to!
I worry about what you might go to “a guy” for in the under 40 set. If @profgalloway.com is to be believed the young men don’t know many skills these days. I know a guy who can, plumb, do electric, hang a garage door, weld etc… Has given way to “I know 100 guys that can beat the main boss”.
All we can know for certain is that he’ll follow the Ivanka lookalike in the black hat anywhere so long as he’s up and around. He’s still holding out hope for “the good old days” and by that I mean “late night excursions to Ivanka’s room”.
Dear JD Vance or whatever your name is. As president you’ll be able to get your hands on all that Diddy baby oil AND when you’re bored with the one currently in the oval, loads of couches are in storage to replace it.
Where’s his chin?
Faux news “crime is out of control!” OAN “crime against whites is out of control!” Newsmax “minorities cause crime rates to soar in blue cities!” The BRO podcasts “my guest has opinions” guest: “LOCK UP THE WHITE WOMEN! They’re coming for em!” GOP “stats don’t matter, people don’t FEEL safe!” 🤦
BREAKING NEWS: Reporting indicates that Peter Thiel identifies as a couch. Vice President Vance (or whatever his real name is) hasn’t left Peter’s side since the announcement.
You asked me to confirm Trump sightings Went through all pool reports. This is the last activity involving second party that confirmed that this occurred. “On background from a WH Official: Can confirm the President has spoken with Governor Walz. Wed, 12:32pm ET”
Using tax dollars to supply the materials & labor to do public works. Hmmmm…. That’s a new deal right there! I feel like the government could really improve the nations infrastructure and improve the economy by putting people to work! #FDR
The warfighters in DC got the trash picked up, now time to mulch.
Is it just me or is this mortgage fraud thing going to backfire on the GOP? For now, nothing says “out of touch” with average Americans like calling your 2nd or 3rd vacation home your primary residence. Republicans have those homes too and when the DEMS get the house back in 2026…
Where is Trump? It’s been three days. Nobody has seen President Trump. I hear he’s in the private clinic in the White House. The White House has its own clinic inside. There’s rumors that he had a heart attack. Could this be possible? Is he afraid to go to Walter Reed? Is it party time?
These same assholes say they need a gun AND the Natl. Guard for protection. “Why not just have faith in God?” I might of someone gobbling trumps little mushroom. Alas, I can’t stand talking to any of those mouth breathing, knuckle dragging cousin curious sibling fuckers. So…
It kinda is. The demographic stats don’t lie. Dumb asses vote Republican. Two dumb asses making babies generally make dumb ass babies. Now there’s even more dumb ass voters and they’ll have made a couple more dumb asses before they’re old enough to vote. Maybe in-bread dumb ass babies.
Idiocracy covered this right at the start of the movie. There’s also a Harvey Danger song lyric, “been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding”. THIS IS HOW TRUMP WON! The average IQ in the USA is now under 100!
Here is my main opinion on AI, in every capacity: What is the point of technology? Is it to make our lives better and easier, or is it to make a very small percentage of people richer? The latter is what AI is doing. The people actually doing the coding are making themselves redundant.
I don’t care how long your career has been this far. If you run as a republican in 2026, you are NOT running to “represent” your state or district. Republicans in 2026 are running to be a rubber stamp for “dear leader Trump”. Full stop. They’ll have ZERO other function.
The REAL reason Americans are willing to accept sub-standard shit in our country... choice! Dare I say too much choice. We put up with substandard eduction for our kids and healthcare for all of us because "choice". Mostly because some of have a need to feel smug about their choices.
Above all else MAGA does not respect education! Your doctor's opinion on your health & treatment is EQUALLY weighted with Big Ballz's opinion. Period. That's your GOP hard at work 2 bring you a life commiserate with living in a "shit hole country!" FUCK THE GOP! FUCK TRUMP! Get him more KFC & 🤞!
Putin is CLEAR on his intention here. He wants Ukrainian land and he wants Ukrainian people GONE. Dead if he has to but gone from the land he wants to steal for Russia. NOT THE SAME!! As what the USA did in Iraq.
Well, technically, certain members of the US govt. lied to congress about WMDs and that brought us to Iraq. Was it right? No. BUT, it's still apples to oranges. Putin isn't even lying about why he's in Ukraine. He's not claiming WMDs. He Knows they don't have those from the Budapest Memorandum!
The USA DOES execute underhanded and direct tactics. But they HAVE NOT blown up entire cities with a land force incursion and then announced they want to keep the land they are occupying illegally according to international law. NOT THE SAME!
Don't equivocate between what the USA did in the 19th century and what Putin is doing now. It's ridiculous on it's face and makes you seem ignorant of history.
Especially after WW2, NATO (not perfect!) has kept borders pretty stable (sadly, not Palestine). Russia unilaterally decided to act like it's 1825 instead of 2014 when they annexed Crimea with the biggest load of BS for a "reason" "Russian speaking", DERP, the USSR required they learn Russian!
Ahem, I'm not denying that Trump is psycho and making threats against Greenland, Panama and Canada. I've been railing against it for months now. The point I'm making is that MODERN USA has gotten away from land grabbing wars. I doubt anyone living remembers a conflict the US started to gain land.
A couple examples. militarymaps.rct.uk/other-17th-c...
Wow. So much effort you put in to find that link. NOT! The list you posted starts in 1622. Slavery was still "the norm" in most of the world then. Territories were being fought over on EVERY continent by MANY nations (some still around, some not). Your narrow focus embarrasses you.
I bet if we look at the IP addresses of the posters, they're in Russia. Remember, the Russian playbook isn't to promote one party or the other in our politics. They just want to sew discord among Americans. Trump does that masterfully. That's why they like him not because he's Republican.
I hope @govpritzker.illinois.gov deploys his state police to BLOCK ICE & the Natl. Guard from entering the city. Setup check points and don't allow ICE or the Natl. Guard in! No shots will be fired. They're all professional and none of them want to fight/kill each other.
What could be more patriotic than owning our past? Are you worried about being held responsible for slavery? Well, Are you younger than 175 years old? In Maury Povich voice, "You are NOT responsible!" SO WHY shouldn't we learn our history so we never repeat it!?
EVERY ONE OF THESE SICK FUCKS! "Show me gratitude NOW DAMN YOU!!!!" It's a POWER trip. All of TRUMP 2.0's people have this sick need to punch down and be rewarded if they do ANYTHING remotely good. They throw a roll of paper towel and expect Genesis 19:08 offerings.
This NAZI bitch got what she deserved when she was shot in a clean kill by a LEO performing their DUTY. Fuck her. Fuck everyone that cheers her or supports Nazis. WTAF people?!?!?! We fought a war against these fucks.
Are the GOP congress critters following the "TRUMP PLAN" for The Constitution? You know, write laws that are clear violations of the US Constitution, and ASSUME the SCOTUS will uphold them because they too suck Trump's dick as often as possible.
¡No me da vergüenza! Estados Unidos no es inocente en todo, pero en ningún momento enviamos a nuestro ejército a Latinoamérica para volar sus ciudades y robarles sus tierras.
Really? Please, go on. Point me to the conflict where the USA did what's depicted below to Russia. The images are from Ukraine. I don't remember us doing THIS to Russia. By all means, set me straight.
Hi! Sorry, I think you might have responded to the wrong post. The OP here is about Greenland, not Latin America. Happens to all of us. :)
I mean... the hair, the makeup, the shoe lifts, the obvious NYC "issues". (No offense city dwelling New Yorkers, but y'all give yourselves away because the rest of the country isn't like NYC). But back to Trump... the rough necks would kick sand at someone like Trump, but actual Trump, they suck on
I've been aware of "the south will rise again" sentiment for my entire life. I didn't surround myself with these jack offs but I enjoy shooting sports SO... the loud mouths are usually of a right-wing political persuasion. I have to admit... I never would have expected that crowd to follow TRUMP!
Mmmm Hmmm... and who does that sound like? I don't know, let me think could it be.... Puuuuuuuuuutin?
Would you rather: Take @kamalaharris.com and Doug to dinner at a fancy NYC restaurant, your treat, & the bill will run you at least whatever your rent/mortgage is. OR Take a position in Trump's cabinet that pays 200% more than your current salary. MAGA will always go for the money. Hence, Trump.
In case it's not clear: Trump is stripping @kamalaharris.com of secret service protection ALSO Trump and RFK Jr. cancelled funding that could have cured or at least found new treatments or preventions for my cancer and loads of other cancer patients. Trump and Kennedy are,
Ok Blue Sky Lawyers, help me out. When a person does something where they could have reasonably predicted that another would get injured (even if their intent was not to injure) they can still be held liable for their action right? Asking 4 @kamalaharris.com and me as a cancer patient RE: mRNA.
With his diet, it’s amazing he’s still around.
A man atop his roof is approached by neighbors in a canoe, “we have room for one more!” “I’m good” he says despite the flood, “God will protect me!” Later a sheriff boat, and a fish & game boat make the same offer but the man refuses & dies. “Why didn’t God save me?” God sent 2 boats & a canoe!
That's a far cry from the normal GOPers who publicly hate on the LGBTQ+ community and then cruise the airport bathroom.
She deserved what she got on Jan 6. She is a dishonorable traitor who deserves NOTHING from our military!
Are you saying you did NAZI this coming? :) I didn't either but Jojo Babbitt is a MORON who deserved what she got. Fuck her and anyone that supports her.
If your IQ is 89 like Trump, a person with an IQ of 100 seems SUPER SMART! Trump and Kennedy are both morons. They are also poster children for Dunning Kruger. AND FFS EVERYONE! Not all opinions are "equal". Some people are actually experts in fields. #Shocked
They used to say "if you aren't liberal at 20 you have no heart but if you aren't conservative by 40 you have no brain". If you are conservative at any age in Donald Trump's MAGA America... you might have a brain but it's fucking broken!