Man so is this why he intentionally bungled his upscaling of True Lies, to show off this worthless tech?
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Man so is this why he intentionally bungled his upscaling of True Lies, to show off this worthless tech?
Can you sicc Parapug on these doofuses
Which turtle would be the first to say "boom headshot" and/or "360 no scope"
"We just wanna kill ya"
Ohhhh you got me with this one I was right tricked
Pretty Hole Machine
I wanna yell-hole All Night Long
Oh god, BTTF23 is hardly what I'd call "playable"
Man, that’s a shame. RIP. deadline.com/2025/09/scot...
So sad to think that today it would be Frances LOL.
"I'm sick of this cowboy shit!"
I WEAR this CROWN-OF-THORNS!
konami didn't let the man finish cooking his meal :( great shit tho
Well, I did indeed get to work this morning: finished my first Metal Gear Delta playthrough, and, uh, I guess ONE person died, ruining my non-lethal run, so, that's a real nice way to treat a dang patriot! We're still here just to suffer I guess
Speaking of why the heck do I have to both Work and Pay Rent today? Seems like The Holiday doesn't apply to this one guy over here (me)
All my friends coming to me crying and desiring problem solving, of all days, on today, Emotional Labor Day
Two of the hardest workers I know
Outside of all the everything else, what does this even MEAN you know?
Yes
District 9 (2009)
Blocking people who post about "stealing" or "borrowing" memes. Copying memes should be done in secret, in shame.
What is his Last Tweet gonna be about? Another athlete cock-size speculation? We can only hope so
Shit I'd pick up a...racket?
Elfman Has Fallen
Greta Lee! Trent Reznor! And...oh.
Oh sure, certainly! I just...fucking hate his guts, man. As much as I was waiting for a Tron Legacy followup I am straight up not seeing Ares because of him :(
Automatically caps the film at a 3/5, and the Leto presence knocks it to a 1 :)
America really has become the Star War Episode 9 of countries (makes nobody happy, kills the franchise)
As the dang Jared Leto role! He was gonna be that guy! But he died like a real jerk!!!
Maybe he was just in a horrible Face Melting and Body Morphing accident we're not privy to yet
Man, remember when he was gonna be in Blade Runner 2049
Hell yeah man get rid of that medical debt
Bread Secured
OK so if he's NOT dead, then who's ghost did I commune with yesternight???
Hate getting this excited right before bed :)
Yooo same for real though. In Chicago for it, even. That open bar will be D E M O L I S H E D
Guessing these won't make the chip thread huh
I wonder if the troubles of youth will be solved using Amazon Prime, the future of commerce
New Toy Thursday
This MFer JUST read Parasite Eve for the first time and is losing it
We were going to do another big marketing stunt for THE TOXIC AVENGER UNRATED. Instead, Toxie, whose life was upended by crushing medical bills, has joined forces with Undue Medical Debt to erase at least $5 million in un-payable medical debt for those who need it most. Learn more:
"I" before "E" except after John "C" Reilly
Naked Snake is my Best Friend
Mfers always HOPING a message finds you well. What if it finds me bleeding out in a Saskatchewan gutter? What then?
About to dive into Metal Gear Delta and pretend it's 2004 again, when nothing bad was happening and our leadership was great and good and whatever
America's Past Time
"Meh" yay another shitlib who doesn't care about the environment, fixing the world through posting
Tom really is an old chunk of coal these days aint he? A real battle-axe!
When did Tom Cruise turn into Norm Macdonald
The forgotten bag of onions in your kitchen cabinet:
Whoa, the guy who's dad is a former republican senator with SA charges against him is a little shit-stirring misogynistic asshole? Shocker!!!
Bachelor in Paradise is insane. I've never seen such intense concentrations of horrible little miscreants.
Why does this remind me of that cop shooting out the bottom of that metal slide
Didn't Tolkein say this was the most beautiful phrase in the English language?
"When you're not 'blowing through lunch, what do you usually have?" "...hot dogs." "And how many hot dogs do ya have?" "I don't know...anywhere between one and four."
MFers after seeing me do Improvised Comedy bsky.app/profile/iron...
doing more improv but at a smaller venue and i didn't tell a soul about it so are you coming or what
God its always so funny to me that universal doesn't have Halloween 1 in their library so they market the hell outta 2
Hell yeah! Glad to see a real ranking of '22 :)
all of the beverages, feeding on others, parasites; alcohol is the most evil thing on this planet
Also: while it was inevitable that Cregger would get into IP, I think he could have made a killer Evil Dead continuation
Weapons went insanely hard. Cregger is exciting behind the camera, with fun rigs and lots of movement. Whip smart script that doesn't treat the audience like fools, winking and laughing with us. Great fuckin' time at The Movies.
You're so good at this man
I love the show Alien: Earth. It's about "what if a alien went to Earth"
WAIT A SECOND this means that Disney actively used a known racist restaurant chain in The Santa Claus then huh
I'm an Ideas Guy, what can I say
Aw fuck I learned how to make omelets from racists :((((
Gringus Dingus' Ivermecticocktail
It's been a while since I watched it, sure, but isn't this what Kate Winslet says during the ending to Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind?
Denny's is Hitler? That was my first line cook job :(
That's it, no more fun posting until he's outta there
oh fuck i have a haircut in six hours, better sit here and rock back and forth in this chair until then
unstructured time is so nuts for me, it's always like "am I playing the RIGHT video game right now" or "is this enough chores done or what" like why is it hard to Relax and Be Chill
Is this code for something
ADA would never
I hope it is
When people ask who your favorite Legosi is
"Old school Liberal" how old we talking? Like when liberals were conservatives? Because you talk, walk, and act like a conservative. Really putting that spiteful adjective to use!
It was the world's first sawn-off double-barrelled flare gun
Just finished Deep Rising! First time watching it and heck yeah this kicked ass. A goofy, cheesy, self-aware actioneer. No wonder Stephen Sommers got The Mummy; this was the prototype for his mix of action, comedy, popcorn goofiness, and goopy horror. Treat Williams was, well, a treat!
"Did'ja evur go mountain bikin'?"
This kicks ass
Is that why he got disappeared
Girlfriend is outta town for a week, so you know what time it is: Time to practice Roy Batty's final speech in Blade Runner to my dog every day for the next seven days
And we hate their hate filled soul
Remember when his wife drunk driving a boat killed some people allegedly
Ash after all three Evil Deadses
One of life's lil treasures
Why yes, I DID listen to The Last Resort by Lorne Balfe from the Mission: Impossible- Fallout soundtrack while walking back to the car to all a Lil Triumph to my jaunt
Can't wait to see Sen. Tankerbell distract goons with blue piss water :)
They know everything
So it really was just an excuse to go film in a water park for a month huh
I have a bottle of the chipotle bbq dry rub at home and I put that shit in everything, made an insane bbq mac the other week
Going into my foundations of literacy blue book essay final to write about the types of literacy used in improv and the ideologies driving said improv, as if I wasn't already the dorkiest nerd this side of Geeksville
He's a landlord :(