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i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat
Trump has had some kind of medical event and they are signing it over to Vance until he recovers. He’s not going to recover. They will also do some weird shit with the sign over.
🎶 Everything is gonna be all right, Rockabye 🎶
happy labor day
HAT TRICK HAT TRICK HAT TRICK
Trump got the bad butt surgery like Diddy’s mom and now he’s gonna die
Paula White is telling people this is Trump fulfilling prophecy.
i realize that when It Finally Happens a long and possibly worse future awaits us but at least we will be able to wake up every morning and think ahh but at least he's still dead
Beta test for when Trump is incapacitated and they need to keep it up the scam for as long as possible.
heard a firework go off somewhere outside, a single firework, and was like FOR REAL????
I have a social media post planned for the day it happens that will make 4.5 of my friends laugh. I started doing the draft tonight. Felt good.
It’s going to happen. That’s what’s so fun about it. We will always get this W.
Trump accidentally uploaded a blurry zoomed in picture of the X-ray showing the cancer that’s killing him.
I’m just saying that when it happens I’m jumping out of bed, running to my window, and tossing a coin to a boy to buy the biggest goose in town
Fred Trump, Hitler, and Roy Cohn appearing at the foot of Trump's bed like this
Fire Chuck Schumer now.
he's not dead, guys. maybe loomer got a tongue ring and he took the weekend, who knows
There is a greater than zero chance they try to trick us with an AI Trump at some point.
when I was a little kid the “Great White Throne Judgement” lodged itself in my brain and gave me nightmares. This is from the website of the church school I attended.
MAGA sex toy company selling an Ashli Babbitt Rabbit.
hell yeah Got this last night from the new truck by my house
This… how you say… sucks?
Saw Jason Isbell at a strip mall BBQ joint in Jacksonville in 2008.
If you feel like the Mayor Pete Tik Tok dance was a futile and embarrassing relic in your political travels, just think about how the trans pogrom on behalf of a third rate American Psycho knock off is gonna look.
Remember classic early frontrunner presidential election battles like Hillary-Giuliani and Bush-Tsongas? Don't wait!—ACT NOW to tell every trans person you know that you're selling them today for a meme and a haircut you hope will look good in three years.
imagine being so maniacally racist that you side with the fire over the firefighter
I really think we need to have some mechanism in place for being able to say, in print and in the media, that a problem with a public figure is that they are insane. Not in a hyperbolic way. RFK Jr is a maniac.
There’s a sense in which internet inspired mass shootings are becoming a sort of mystery religion. There’s a canon of sacred works (various manifestos), symbols, a great many worshippers and acolytes (mostly online in forums) - and then a final, often fatal, initiation by blood into the pantheon
this is correct, but also, there are far-right occultic groups that have *explicitly* made this into a formal thing
Those kids have to die because Jesus wants us to have AR-15s. This is what they literally believe.
broken clocks must be reporting for their daily duty bc "AIPAC Shakur" is outrageous lmao
This is sick freak shit to say and it's alright to point that out
I wrote about what it was like growing up up Dobson. nymag.com/intelligence...
Profoundly accurate
your gym teacher and your english teacher are getting married
When I was a kid they told us the Procter and Gamble was evidence of an evil Satanic cabal. Trump just intervened in the great Cracker Barrel discourse. What the fuck is wrong with you that give a shit about a fucking corporate logo?
AI for many
My city has dudes with trash cans and pickers that do this at bus stops and it's normal and not weird and they don't need to be trained killers to do it.
Fundamentalist Christians grow up hearing about how righteous it was that the wandering tribes of Israel slaughtered women and children and those same fundamentalists believe they can trigger the end times by doing that now. This sounds crazy but it's the "why" behind all of it.
Imagine what you could do if you could somehow gain control of Elon's AI Waifu.
Non zero chance they try to use AI video to fool us.
how long do you think he'll be dead before they let us know
One day—not so long from now—you will hear a symphony of car horns honking, and people cheering in the street, and music loudly playing in all directions. And after a brief moment of being perplexed, you will know exactly what has happened.
Jain has Spreadsheet Madness. A certain kind of poster makes a powerful spreadsheet to predict elections and inevitably loses their mind.
Could have just done the usual "the camera looked like a weapon" and instead they just admit they are willing to bomb a fucking camera and kill whoever was around.
Really enjoying the current arc for Maron. No one I'd rather see taking up this fight.
Kitchen Table Issues cannot fail, they can only be failed.
Just remember: all of Trump's televangelists are telling their congregations this is a necessary precondition for the Return of Christ. Israel has to kill all these people so they can rebuild the temple and then the Christian Messiah returns and all the Jewish folks become Christian or go to hell.
Perfect
(aborted manager in heaven) I would have loved to touch base with you…
Feeling ground down by the fascism, sure, but also by the bombardment of tendentious propaganda. Jeans for white titties. The "performative male" thing, a clear psyop by the laziest intern at the Heritage Foundation. In 7 months the only acceptable attire will be a t-shirt with a big handgun on it.
calling up his girlfriend from the minors
this isnt about safety it is about punishment and control. the president is a child molester who put out a full page ad trying to get five innocent kids killed in 1989 because he hates black people and is terrified of them. he is drifting into the grave and wants to crack the whip as he goes
My weed guy caught a charge.
Why couldn’t this country have this level of fury at low stakes corporate decisions when Dunkin’ dropped Donuts from its name
That had to feel so fucking good. thanks for writing it.
@janochoa.bsky.social Washington Hot Dogs: Had a good one out here: www.dogs-a-foot.com Pretty remote though if you are headed to a city, not sure if you'd be venturing out that far. Can't go wrong with a Seattle dog from a random street vendor though
MS must be feeling good about this one to lift the embargo that early.
@giantbomb.bsky.social Who do we talk to about getting fan art of Mike as the baby from Dinosaurs?
I say this with no exaggeration, as a left leaning but not radical person who grew up in all that evangelical mess, that picture (and the dozens like it) was what finally radicalized me.
I wonder if X - The Everything (including CSAM) App is still going?
Glad It's All Over. #Exvangelical #JamesDobson #religioustrauma #homeschoolrecovery #thestrongwilledchild
I've never seen Trump be baptized in the Holy Spirit, which is how I know he's not a real Christian. Put up or shut up old man.
90 Minutes of James Dobson Burning In Hell (2025)
"I even gave my life to Christ in a Cracker Barrel parking lot" is an Action Bronson line
hour 16 of being chained to the cracker barrel in amarillo, texas. i will not end my hunger strike until my demands for the font kerning to be less woke are met. i am 64 years old and i donate $500 a month to charlie kirk.
James Dobson really did the most to ruin adolescence for American kids growing up in the unbelievable times of the 1980's and 90's. Fuck that guy.
Dude told millions to abuse their kids because that's what God wants apparently. Dude is in the hottest part of hell. Rest in piss.
Very sorry to hear that James Dobson died peacefully
Burn in hell, Dobson
Just a collection of words. It’s like an AI trained on lefty social media posts trying to make a coherent thought.
2/ with heat or even just metal you know that’s not how anything actually works. This is just something you come up with in a bull session with a bunch of twenty something sociopaths and it sounds awesome and so you order it.
They do not have enough maniacs to cover us all. EVERYBODY RUN IN DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS ON THREE!
Disney production, they don't want that smoke right now
Slave ships, train cars, now airplanes.
Imagine being so frightened of new things you are literally upset about something that someone else might choose to eat.
Because of woke
Have to wonder if they are accelerating all their evilness because the big man is on his way out.
potentially the funniest thing he’s said yet
The people who are *still* making a massive deal about having to go to the doctor and get a shot think historians made too big a deal out of **slavery**
I am so mad at cholesterol right now. Get to WORK, bitch!
I'm losing my fucking mind.
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I love to show up every day for my job, which is standing around holding the front of my tactical vest and getting told to choke to death by thousands of passers-by while 11 of my coworkers handcuff a roofer on his way to work. Every night I drive 80 minutes home, thinking about nothing at all.
Texas republicans are definitely enjoying telling a black woman where she is allowed to be and making her carry papers.
Need a regular Boomer poll to coincide with the Weird poll. Everyone but Jan is eligible.
It’s malpractice for Dems to not be putting these weirdos in front of normal Americans and asking the very simple question: “are these the people you want running the country?” As more of Trump’s brains leak from his various orifices, this will become increasingly effective.
ok FINE
[GOP, three years out] assemble the avengers of chuds and write a 100 volume white paper on overturning modernity [Dems, three years out] you have no choice but to galvanize behind a guy who sucks
Just had a literary festival try to assuage my concerns about their workshop with a “decolonially trained AI” by assuring me the AI isn’t getting paid for their session, as if my concern was grounded in the pay scale for the robots
Hey everybody I am hosting a fun night of comedy and music next month, it happens in Los Angeles & no one who is paying me has cut off anyone’s head* if that is a dealbreaker Sunday September 21st 7pm Pacific Lodge Room: bit.ly/vtopeslr92125 Livestream: bit.ly/vstream92125
The Democrat who presses the hardest for Nuremberg style prosecution of these ICE terrorists is the nominee I will be canvassing for.
this is like if a far side cartoon grew up to be a real boy
Putin just started a video and slid an iPad across the table.
The "warm regards" at the end. He really did want them to know he cares.
Dude is a joke
Trump's occupation of DC is an expression of the idea that every unbreakable law and unpardonable act of violence becomes necessary if you first establish that you and your followers are complete and utter cowards.
6 crushed Cybertrucks on one truck bed is so fucking funny. they’ve been out for like a year!
Me, seeing the M’s are once again, 1.5 games back of the Astros