huge, if true
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huge, if true
(fundamentally this drives the 2016 Primary Deadender discourse because “Well these unenlightened MORONS believe X about the economy” is invariably a Sanders (or Warren, etc) applause line. This doesn’t make it right at all but does sort of suggest the original claim ignores… a bunch of stuff)
To continue the subtweeting I do sort of think it’s funny also that there is a subgenre of the iron “Nobody is Saying” law where bluesky discourse attempts to foist off a problem to The Unenlightened Proles when elsewhere in the thread two people with grad degrees are arguing over the issue
embrace it, for our collective sake if not your own
I am both amused and horrified by the notion that there exist people who are deeply committed to the idea that, not only should the Dem platform be driven by the audience of a text-based social media platforms, but that there is a conflict between various platforms over which one will be in charge
It’s sort of charming that The Event-related discourse has proceeded to the “people making up a Democrat to get mad at preemptively” phase
When he invariably signs with Lidl-Trek the drama rating of the team will become Elite
KITCHENS: Huzzah! My masterpiece! I have created the perfect script that is absolutely guaranteed to score a touchdown in the blink of an eye! BELICHICK: That's great, Fred. And what about the unscripted drives? KITCHENS: The what?
Insurance Companies and Comically Large Birds: a combination America craves
I can relate in the sense that I too in this moment wish I were unable to read
And the “Double Quarter Pounder, prepared like a Big Mac” special order at the counter for those in the know, which does kick ass
Four months is awfully tight; inclined toward the market’s wisdom right now without actually getting a look at him
My preference and what I think I’ve *mostly* succeeded at is a feed where I learn about such speculation from the QT-debunk/dunk. Less reliable unfortunately for Poe’s Law Materials.
Oh God, I forgot about the ancap private cops discourse of the aughts and before, but yes, we are full circle/horseshoe now
ESPN EXEC: the Arch plot looks absolutely fucked, what’s plan B? ESPN PRODUCER: uhhhhh SENTIENT PILE OF COCAINE: you know what it is, we put it on the board in May PRODUCER: oh fuck, can we pivot to literally anything else? EXEC: *already on plane to Chapel Hill*
ESPN EXEC: the Arch plot looks absolutely fucked, what’s plan B? ESPN PRODUCER: uhhhhh SENTIENT PILE OF COCAINE: you know what it is, we put it on the board in May PRODUCER: oh fuck, can we pivot to literally anything else? EXEC: *already on plane to Chapel Hill*
tfw you describe the plot of “Birth of a Nation” as your ideal solution after police abolition
It’s the police equivalent of crunchy food stuff. People really have no idea what they’re signing up for, but it’s invariably *specifically, maximally hostile to the ones who bring it up*
Once again, as a man with a lot of cousins and a personality that doesn’t repel normal people, I’m a bit torn on the subject of moonbeamy dumbasses on the internet trying to make me a petty warlord
Beyond the mass of people who were 9 years old, I am unsure whether you can categorize “actively reconning one’s memories so people who were nine years old at the time think I’m cool and progressive on text-based social media” as forgetting as-such.
Forums didn’t really have that type of ambition; partly because it would’ve never occurred to them but we’ve eaten of the forbidden fruit and now have a knowledge of Sin
Yeah. I’m not sure that we’ll ever shake that urge for the Powerful Monoplatform when you can just log into any of the contenders and within one minute in your own feed (to say nothing of a For You equivalent) see a bunch of people yearning hungrily for hegemonic agenda-setting power for [Platform].
Same. The experience invariably sucks.
The Marquee YouTube condensed games have been a nice dinner ritual for me all summer (they’re very well done and like 15-20 minutes) but I too am simply not paying for the network separately from my regular TV
Which I think also folds pretty neatly into “the cope you tell yourself now is going to be your unironic belief in like four months so cope wisely” on the Garfield You Are Not Immune To Propaganda Meme Website
I read a thing a couple months ago where the thesis was (words to the effect of) “an overabundance of ambition is just a form of camouflaged self-sabotage” and I find myself thinking about that a lot On Here
I see we’re doing this discourse again
— Esham
Depends on your ape factor and femur/tibia ratio IME. They’re better for me but that’s more of a core lock thing because I’m DL-Optimized/Squat Cursed geo.
TJ Finley graduated from college in spring 2023 per Wikipedia. he prepping his doctorate thesis on traces of Etruscan influence on early Roman burial rites at this point
i support our 25-year old quarterbacks getting their fourth masters degree from their sixth college. sorry for being passionate about higher ed
“What if alpine skiing but without the expense or scenery?”
A chimera of Too Online Guys. Abomination before God and so forth.
“Investor” and “policy consultant” portend one extremely shitty Type of Guy but “author” and “independent journalist” all predict a radically different kind of Shitty Guy. Concerning that we’re seeing hybridization in the wild like this.
Memetically he’s the guy who Rogan, during interviews/segments, asks to Google stuff. I remember his name starts with a J and periodically land on the right one after running through options though it doesn’t stick in active memory since (blessedly) my only contact with the show is IG reels & memes.
Time to consume precisely one beer and then get the whatnot together to grill
Although if you’re like me and only intermittently remember Rogan’s producer’s name (etc) I think we can count that as a No
The taint is there, alas.
If you need the qualifier you’re probably in too deep already
“But White Dynamite, that’s literally all of bluesky and Twitter, yourself included!” Feature, not a bug!
Chris Murphy definitely knows about all three of these
I’m prepared to go public with my core political belief that anybody who can explain at least two of “Gaylors” “the name of Joe Rogan’s producer” and “Cum Town” should be barred from holding office or any senior managerial position in military or civil service
this is also the premise of US national security policy
Retvrn to Tradition (cattle thievery and murder by me and my cousins in response to your family’s alleged crimes)
beyond 9/11, betting degens for The Event should note that I’m connecting at a DC-area airport on Thursday evening, so the inevitable To-Do then would maximally inconvenience me. Might throw a bit down if I were you.
Kyle Long with an incredible Football Guy line about what he wants from the Bears’ culture. Viz going for it on 4th&Short: “Everybody in the stadium knows you’re running it… Makes you want your number called. You don’t want guys with tight buttholes out there. You want guys who are ready to SHIT.”
The pro move is just having three identical shirts, tbh
The owner of the nearby pho joint is a Texas Vietnamese guy and is in turbo-cope mode about the Parsons trade. The NFL is back, bayyyybeeee
YOU TAKE DOWN AN FBS TEAM, YOU GET A BEVEL!! HERE YOU GO AUSTIN PEAY
I’m sure the poll voters will be absolutely stoked about needing 11th hour heroics to beat a Dakota team
Bryan Adams catching the bar singalong honors tonight I guess
Jefferson and Adams dying on July 4 means the hot betting date has to be 9/11 right?
It’s still odd to see Georgia Southern running a non-Bone offense
did they put a chair in the corner of the suite at Snyder for the AD to watch?
Les polles sont Fucked, lmaooooo
Several of them. I hadn’t seen this series in probably a decade so I need to find the comprehensive list and go digging
What if Kicking Is Winning?
Both legs up definitely suggests it
YouTube fed me this in my For You while I was checking the other games’ highlights just now and boy they were right
Revolutionary shit to throw a football forward of the line of scrimmage into the endzone
Iowa offense it mid season form (running the single wing and mostly abjuring the forward pass)
Albany’s jersey font is absolutely fucked. Cursed stuff, Congress should do something.
The booth should probably put a pin in labeling the boy a dual threat QB until we see that second threat
Lmao what the fuck
“Pat Grassley getting Phillip of Orleans-ed because grandpa was going for the record book” also an extremely funny prospect
“tipped ball pick” also extremely Big 12 Energy
Iowa State corner showing off big “Big 12 Defensive Back” awareness there
Chuck running and winning and then getting a post mortem replacement appointed via Governor Rob Sand would be extremely funny
Also the replies are not helping this site beat the allegations
I would like to encourage Chuck to lurch forward and do this because a messy primary effort or corpse-adjacent candidate is probably a plus
I’m younger than that but still old enough that he could plausibly be *my* kid agewise
Before we breathe a sigh of relief, I regret to inform the internet that as a September 2005 birth, this guy is absolutely of an age where he *could* be That Devin Hester’s kid, and therefore we are still all Old As Hell
Evidently not the son of *that* Devin Hester but this is not any consolation because in the result of learning this I found out that he was born in September of 2005 and absolutely *could* be without a bit of stretch
oh no
Adequate summary of Texas’ performance today, tbh so well put it on the board even if it’s not in haiku
That was a good ball. Kid is not untalented even if he is absolutely not up to the hype.
Tri tip is thawing for tomorrow. Off a Balancer and at a good price last month.
they made an SVU episode about bluesky
Oh no
I posted this before the second pick[-worthy throw because that nose looked awfully On The Ground], but tbh that only puts an exclamation mark
Arch Manning the ideal Luke Getsy quarterback
Answering this question will pretty quickly reveal the reason why legislators doing their actual work* can’t ever really satisfy bsky and illustrate the scope for executives’ ability to do so, which is much more real but has limits *hint: this does not involve posting
Tbh I don’t think anybody currently overthinking the “executive vs legislative” stuff needs anything beyond “what are their respective jobs and how does the exercise of agency and power in that job function within what limits”
Oh, markets! That’s probably it. People like markets. When they watch YouTube. That must be it, the images of food markets.
Probably better quality cameras that make it look more appealing to modern sensibilities
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“Would you prefer the thumbscrews to be rusty or clean?”
Threw a changeup there, lol
Ah, the old “ah fuck my facemask” deathgrip reaction
we need to see the Power I before this day ends
Lmaoooo
Wouldn’t be shocked if Poles were looking at the backs in the OSU/UT game
Putting this in my notes app in the event he is Mid
“Shedarch Sanning”
“Quarch Manners”
Not sure I’d say effectively but possibly the only person in blue sector congress with *any* traction there at all with the “low social trust/crunchy/Big Pharma hater” flavor of dumbass. May as well tell him to have at it!
I had to see it so now you all must too
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