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The Mean Zeph

@themeanzeph.bsky.social

Writer. Dreamer. Lesbian. Trans. She/her.

created August 11, 2025

243 followers 985 following 269 posts

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Profile picture The Mean Zeph (@themeanzeph.bsky.social) reply parent

Come here kiddo! I love you and im proud of you!

4/9/2025, 1:02:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mean Zeph (@themeanzeph.bsky.social) reply parent

Hi gassy I'm mom

4/9/2025, 12:56:02 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Some people shouldn't be allowed the nice bots...

3/9/2025, 11:25:55 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mean Zeph (@themeanzeph.bsky.social) reply parent

oh yeah that would make it so much more interesting, and it's already pretty decent. he seems obsessed with mocking and parodying concepts until they lose all suspense and mystery.

3/9/2025, 9:13:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mean Zeph (@themeanzeph.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah that seems about right, very proof of concept script repurposed for a big franchise. I'd watch it for Brad Dourif alone, he's sooooo good in every role, and Ron Perlman brings so much to the film with his presence alone.

3/9/2025, 8:35:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mean Zeph (@themeanzeph.bsky.social) reply parent

Dimly lit closeups does not an Alien film make but I can't blame Joss for that. All the hard realism just thrown away for a wacky scifi romp. Like they tried to market Alien as a fun action film for the summer holidays and shit, maybe that was the case.

3/9/2025, 8:26:27 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mean Zeph (@themeanzeph.bsky.social)

Say what you will about Joss Whedon but truly his greatest failure amongst a litany of failures was Alien 4. Tone, atmosphere, story, character, all completely different from previous and none of them in a good way. His dialogue is atrocious and straight from the mouth of an incel teen.

3/9/2025, 8:22:25 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mean Zeph (@themeanzeph.bsky.social) reply parent

The privilege to be misgendered instantly and dehumanized by a goober like you?

3/9/2025, 6:09:56 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mean Zeph (@themeanzeph.bsky.social) reply parent

My favorite book is This Book Will Save Your Life and in a lot of ways it honestly did. It's a bit trite, cliche, etc. but it's important to me.

3/9/2025, 4:41:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mean Zeph (@themeanzeph.bsky.social) reply parent

Let's be honest, you don't realize very much do you

3/9/2025, 4:36:38 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mean Zeph (@themeanzeph.bsky.social) reply parent

I appreciate that 🙏 I am my own worst enemy (apart from libs)

3/9/2025, 3:32:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mean Zeph (@themeanzeph.bsky.social) reply parent

You don’t actually care right? You just circle like an emotional vampire, sucking attention with your little martyr routine. You’re not checking in are you, you’re siphoning us, playing the victim so relentlessly it’s exhausting to even acknowledge you exist.

3/9/2025, 1:17:02 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mean Zeph (@themeanzeph.bsky.social) reply parent

@whstancil.bsky.social is it true you think there are ringleaders organizing a harassment campaign? Is nerd.jpg the big boss? Do you cry over being bullied?

2/9/2025, 11:59:31 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mean Zeph (@themeanzeph.bsky.social) reply parent

Will says it's chillingly true that someone fucked a mcchicken
2/9/2025, 11:00:49 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bonger Kong🍉 (@kronethjort.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Like this: @whstancil.bsky.social is a crybaby bitch, even when compared to other scientologists. Loser ass ratfaced space Mormon bitchmade soft ass motherfucker

2/9/2025, 10:56:19 PM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mean Zeph (@themeanzeph.bsky.social) reply parent

Funniest thing is that despite not being tagged he's reading this right now. How did that date go will? The one you blew off to mald on bsky?

2/9/2025, 10:59:35 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mean Zeph (@themeanzeph.bsky.social)

Did you know that, because he's emotionally and psychologically incapable of blocking or muting, you can just tag @whstancil.bsky.social and the stupid bastard will read every word?

2/9/2025, 10:53:39 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mean Zeph (@themeanzeph.bsky.social) reply parent

"Vibes c-cum!"

2/9/2025, 10:45:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mean Zeph (@themeanzeph.bsky.social) reply parent

Please don't make me imagine @whstancil.bsky.social cumming, mid posting

2/9/2025, 10:25:56 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mean Zeph (@themeanzeph.bsky.social) reply parent

Imagine if you had a better way to spend your time. You might not be so alone.

2/9/2025, 10:22:47 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mean Zeph (@themeanzeph.bsky.social) reply parent

Gabumon died for our sins
2/9/2025, 10:14:22 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mean Zeph (@themeanzeph.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck off imbecile

2/9/2025, 10:12:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mean Zeph (@themeanzeph.bsky.social) reply parent

You sound upset people can only come to the conclusion that you're intentionally a moron. Little do they know you're doing your absolute best.

2/9/2025, 9:20:30 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mean Zeph (@themeanzeph.bsky.social) reply parent

Everything about you is toxic and unhealthy.

2/9/2025, 9:14:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mean Zeph (@themeanzeph.bsky.social) reply parent

Less political takes and more a toddler playing with its own feces.

2/9/2025, 9:11:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mean Zeph (@themeanzeph.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks for your ass opinions will. You're so good at polluting the world with your lazy, uneducated drivel.

2/9/2025, 9:09:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mean Zeph (@themeanzeph.bsky.social) reply parent

Will is losing his mind and I love it

2/9/2025, 9:01:36 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mean Zeph (@themeanzeph.bsky.social) reply parent

You sound unwell Will. Have you considered therapy?

2/9/2025, 9:00:10 PM | 23 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mean Zeph (@themeanzeph.bsky.social) reply parent

He's so cranky this place is what it is, as though anyone cares what he thinks or wants

2/9/2025, 8:34:55 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mean Zeph (@themeanzeph.bsky.social) reply parent

Stealing this quote 🫡

2/9/2025, 8:29:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mean Zeph (@themeanzeph.bsky.social) reply parent

As long as they're polite when they say the most horrible shit...

2/9/2025, 8:14:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mean Zeph (@themeanzeph.bsky.social)

Weirdly I'm not a porn account or horny poaster. I almost don't believe that's the truth either. But what I do hope, is that I can make a girls heart beat a little bit harder for a moment. I guess it's like, I want to be unashamed, I want to feel wantable, in a healthy way. Too high to make sense?

2/9/2025, 2:56:04 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mean Zeph (@themeanzeph.bsky.social) reply parent

I had an ex girlfriend with pet rats, except she was a v lazy hoarder that left the cage open. Less that she had pet rats so much as she had a rat problem. Yes she was very attractive. Anyway, rats is nice and they don’t deserve to be in a libs mouth.

2/9/2025, 2:28:05 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mean Zeph (@themeanzeph.bsky.social) reply parent

They really cant seem to fathom that it's not just for or against trump. I dont know how much clearer the message could be after the last election.

2/9/2025, 2:19:25 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mean Zeph (@themeanzeph.bsky.social) reply parent

Assigned diaper at secretion

2/9/2025, 2:15:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mean Zeph (@themeanzeph.bsky.social) reply parent

Just say 'adult diapers' Same thing

2/9/2025, 2:12:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mean Zeph (@themeanzeph.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm still waiting for it to come off my main lmao I gotta try being nice, no rudeness

2/9/2025, 2:09:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mean Zeph (@themeanzeph.bsky.social)

So, I got a rude label after a day.

2/9/2025, 2:04:27 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mean Zeph (@themeanzeph.bsky.social)

You're not a part of any community Will. You dysfunction extends to every social aspect of your life, it's why you're so alone. You're a bad person and you will be unmourned.

2/9/2025, 1:54:09 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mean Zeph (@themeanzeph.bsky.social) reply parent

But then he'd get less attention, and that's all he cares about.

2/9/2025, 1:48:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mean Zeph (@themeanzeph.bsky.social)

Feel free to fuck off, cunt.

2/9/2025, 1:46:35 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mean Zeph (@themeanzeph.bsky.social) reply parent

Why aren't you building coalition? Why aren't you persuading us? Why are you letting trump win? We don't matter, but you lost the last election because of us? Compromise or lose. We told you so once, we'll tell you so again.

2/9/2025, 1:35:11 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mean Zeph (@themeanzeph.bsky.social)

"ratfucked Harris" An odd way to say 'oppossed fascism'. It would be great if the libs learned the lesson from the election they lost. We told you so. But hey, lose our support and watch it all burn next time too.

2/9/2025, 1:28:20 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mean Zeph (@themeanzeph.bsky.social)

So annoyed by it I looked up the data, the same as James "Lying Coward" Ball would have seen, and this is what it looks like when not cropped for a fascist narrative.

2/9/2025, 2:19:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mean Zeph (@themeanzeph.bsky.social) reply parent

Dark Descent sends my anxiety through the roof but that's a testament to how well it does the concept. I watched AvP just yesterday and thought that while it was poorly directed, it was pretty interesting with cool ideas. Really sticks out how the aliens were seemingly smarter than preds and humans

2/9/2025, 12:40:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mean Zeph (@themeanzeph.bsky.social) reply parent

Totally agree, seeing them blown apart in waves by a few marines really cheapened them as an aspect of horror. The Aliens: Dark Descent game has the same concept but done way better, the marines never kill aliens en masse without tons of prep. LOVING Alien Earth so far.

2/9/2025, 12:29:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mean Zeph (@themeanzeph.bsky.social) reply parent

Nope you're not rude! I think I get a lot of spite reports for a sexualish pfp.

1/9/2025, 11:57:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mean Zeph (@themeanzeph.bsky.social)

HOW DO I ALREADY HAVE A RUDE LABEL

1/9/2025, 11:50:56 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mean Zeph (@themeanzeph.bsky.social)

James thinks kids can medically transition before puberty. James is uneducated. James doesn't let his lack of education stop him harming the marginalized. James shares the same opinion as MAGA.

1/9/2025, 11:21:40 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The alien is what they fear most, a life beyond self, beyond desire, beyond the need to mean anything at all. The horror of the alien is not in its violence, but in its indifference. The revelation that life does not require meaning to persist. Purpose without need.

1/9/2025, 11:12:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Their violence is never pure, it’s always in relation to something; dominance, penance, sexual frustration, hierarchy. Even their attempts at faith are performances meant to stabilize their fragile selves.

1/9/2025, 11:12:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mean Zeph (@themeanzeph.bsky.social)

What happens when a true monster is let loose amongst men with pretensions to such? Their mortal desires, the violence of man, the sexual horror of failed ego, no match for a thing with no self. The prisoners can only reenact the endless struggle of self against self.

1/9/2025, 11:12:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mean Zeph (@themeanzeph.bsky.social)

Alien 3 is the second best Alien film, hands down. I'm not even joking. Incredible acting, an atmosphere as thick as night, a dark realism that mirrors that psycho-sexual agony of the alien itself. 2 is good, but it's telling a story, a series of events, it isn't communicating more than that.

1/9/2025, 10:20:50 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mean Zeph (@themeanzeph.bsky.social) reply parent

Are you literally too stupid to be insulted? Like, you can't process it? Are you okay?

1/9/2025, 9:49:21 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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SHIIIIT THIS STUPID BITCH GOT WRECKED

1/9/2025, 9:00:55 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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FaceApp but im sure there's others

1/9/2025, 7:26:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mean Zeph (@themeanzeph.bsky.social) reply parent

You are a nazi.

1/9/2025, 7:20:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mean Zeph (@themeanzeph.bsky.social) reply parent

I do accept myself, nazi.

1/9/2025, 7:10:36 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mean Zeph (@themeanzeph.bsky.social)

I once used my face as pfps, it's been a journey since. I'm not totally comfy with myself yet, but I've been learning. Weirdly, most encouraging thing has been using a stupid app to fem my face more. I know it's silly, not real, a little softer, makeup, brows done, but, I feel I finally see myself.

Silly fem me, stupid app Another silly fem me, white woman More fem me, so silly
1/9/2025, 7:09:42 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The nazi hurt itself in confusion.

1/9/2025, 7:00:38 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mean Zeph (@themeanzeph.bsky.social) reply parent

Are you confused again? Sad.

1/9/2025, 6:54:30 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mean Zeph (@themeanzeph.bsky.social) reply parent

We're waiting, Adolf.

1/9/2025, 6:46:22 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mean Zeph (@themeanzeph.bsky.social) reply parent

You are a nazi.

1/9/2025, 6:39:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mean Zeph (@themeanzeph.bsky.social) reply parent

Hello Adolf. It’s time for your last moment.

1/9/2025, 6:35:13 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mean Zeph (@themeanzeph.bsky.social) reply parent

You're a nazi.

1/9/2025, 6:33:15 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mean Zeph (@themeanzeph.bsky.social) reply parent

Incel nazi.

1/9/2025, 6:28:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Incoherent response, truly sad how confused you are. And that's your problem you whining simpleton. You already lost because you didn't give us what we wanted. We told you so. Lose again then idiot.

1/9/2025, 6:28:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Incel nazi.

1/9/2025, 6:25:13 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nazi science denier.

1/9/2025, 6:24:59 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Neither does your mother, nazi.

1/9/2025, 6:17:12 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mean Zeph (@themeanzeph.bsky.social) reply parent

So you are a nazi.

1/9/2025, 6:16:17 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mean Zeph (@themeanzeph.bsky.social) reply parent

You are, nazi.

1/9/2025, 6:05:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mean Zeph (@themeanzeph.bsky.social) reply parent

Such a brave nazi.

1/9/2025, 6:04:55 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's a shame you aren't more intelligent, nazi.

1/9/2025, 6:04:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mean Zeph (@themeanzeph.bsky.social) reply parent

You're an actual nazi.

1/9/2025, 6:03:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You're a nazi.

1/9/2025, 6:02:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nazi lol.

1/9/2025, 6:01:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You have the charm of Goebbels.

1/9/2025, 6:01:15 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You're a nazi.

1/9/2025, 6:00:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You're a nazi.

1/9/2025, 5:58:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You're a nazi.

1/9/2025, 5:58:13 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Some days it ain't worth having eyes

1/9/2025, 5:57:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You're a nazi.

1/9/2025, 5:55:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes you are, nazi.

1/9/2025, 5:54:54 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nazi.

1/9/2025, 5:54:31 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You're a nazi.

1/9/2025, 5:53:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You're a nazi.

1/9/2025, 5:46:52 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Adolf Hitler but somehow more gross.

1/9/2025, 5:43:29 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mean Zeph (@themeanzeph.bsky.social) reposted

I will never, ever, vote for Gavin Newsom, Pete Buttigieg, or any Democrat that does not support ALL basic human rights. Liberals and Democrats yearn for a strongman figure to daddy them, an older white man to be the deity they can put their blind faith in.

1/9/2025, 2:52:40 AM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Anecdote, great.

1/9/2025, 5:38:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mean Zeph (@themeanzeph.bsky.social) reply parent

Bet you've heard that all your life.

1/9/2025, 5:38:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mean Zeph (@themeanzeph.bsky.social) reply parent

Sorry for not assuming you're even dumber than I thought.

1/9/2025, 5:37:35 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Only do not forget, if I wake up crying it's only because in my dream I'm a lost child hunting through the leaves of the night for your hands.”

1/9/2025, 11:13:24 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You mean Drugs Day!

1/9/2025, 11:13:01 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Welcome back!! If you'd have said native "tongue" I'd have some wonderful puns. But seeing you alive is a great consolation prize 🤩

1/9/2025, 10:45:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i'm glad you woke up but, today might be the day you hear trump is dead

1/9/2025, 10:18:00 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW YEAH!! Love that for you!! I'll take even more drugs in your honor!!

1/9/2025, 10:06:26 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Mean Zeph (@themeanzeph.bsky.social) reply parent

well SHUCKS that's way too kind! you're a pretty wonderful person yourself! I'm gonna take a lota drugs now, it's called being a responsible adult.

1/9/2025, 9:37:23 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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QUICK someone give me a reason to celebrate so i can take extra drugs???

1/9/2025, 9:31:38 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love that for her, should happen everywhere she goes.

1/9/2025, 9:00:52 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view