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I'll say this, and I can't stress this enough, Rudy Giuliani would never stop his limo headed in the other direction to help a random in distress. It would be more believable if he said he saw a case of Beefeater fall out of a truck, and went to go get it.
Children are not a threat, but it matters not. Cruelty is the point!
If only DeSantis and Trump were as passionate about stopping school massacres as they were about stopping children from seeing a vaguely gay character in an animated Disney movie..... Florida Politics, it's not the heat, it's the stupidity. #floridapolitics
They're all scum. Trump is the master of projection so when he calls Dems and immigrants human scum, he's projecting. Scum is deporting US citizens, sending hard working immigrants to prison in another country FOREVER, rape, stealing, cheating, lying, and being a general ass. That's scum.
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#Breaking: RFK Jr, Head of HHS and raw milk advocate, seen here taking his brain worms lunch order, admits he gets most of his medical information from MAD Magazine. It'd be funny if people alive today weren't going to die because he's a heroine dusted conspiracy cannon shit goblin. #CDC
Turns out 'we're all gonna die' isn't the best campaign slogan. Go figure
There are so few black women in positions of power in the country, yet Trump seems to be finding and persecuting them all.
Turns out 'We're all gonna die' isn't a great campaign slogan.
I miss the days when stepping on a LEGO was the most painful part. Parent's gonna be putting em on Affirm acct.
I still say somebody needs to check Mike Johnson's crawlspace. Mr. Brooks lookin' ass.
It is wildly unpopular. Fixed it for him.
Can confirm.
All truth we say is fake news, and all fake news we say is truth. Let me tell you, it takes a fuckton of inbreeding to fall for that.
I'll give MAGA this, they know how to heckle the living shit out of politicians, even their own. Do lying ass Mike Johnson next.
With Trump as POTUS, every single damn day in America is a rolling disaster. FASCISM IS HERE, TIME TO START ACTING LIKE IT!
IF it ain't unprecedented unconstitutional and illegal, it ain't Trump.
Use the force Mark! We are watching Fascism take hold in real time. They are counting on us to give up. We need you!
Russian hack!
Democrats stick up for justice regardless of party. Trump has Republicans essentially seeing anyone who is a threat to Trump as sub-human. We are not the same.
The sad part is 40% of Americans still think this evil ignorant racist lying ass fascist, dim witted sociopathic sexual predator, tax cheat, felon is the best we can do. Ain’t that ‘Mercia’ #nokings #trump
Ever wonder how a POTUS could have so many destructive policies? Easy, it's on purpose. Cancel FEMA amid record deaths Defund CDC post 1M+ COVID deaths End healthcare for 14M Nix food 4 children Tariff us into ruin Fascists need citizens to be basic, broke and busted! Only the 1%'ers matter.
Americans need to understand & come to grips with one simple fact, Trump is here to destroy America as we know it ala Project 2025. They want the proletariat so broke, sick, uneducated & desperate, that they will understand very little, agree to anything to survive and avoid punishment. Fascism 101
This is just so f'n wrong. Trump got $500M fraud case overturned to $0 cuz it was cruel & unusual punishment.🤡 Garcia was here legally, checking in regularly, with a job and a family. Now they want to send him to a prison in Uganda bc he embarrassed them. Cruel and unusual doesn't quite capture it.
Same hetero question 'Papa Snoop' how did the man and woman make a baby? Maybe they just shouldn't have babies in Disney movies. Too controversial. Also, people are stupid🤡
Who's gonna tell Snoop that watching Disney movies doesn't make you gay.
100%. So blue states are fighting him and red states are enabling and supporting him, hence my feeling that this all eventually leads to some sort of domestic conflict.
yeah, Trumps only posts substantive solutions. Whatever Flynn🤡
Trumps deployed National Guard from 11 red states to Washington D.C. There's no crisis, it's just an excuse to take over. He's going on to other cities with black mayors and his base will love it. Mark my words, he will declare martial law before the mid-terms. Starting to feel like Civil War 2.0.
You got it right. Same with Putin. Any normal rational person can see Trump is an overly sensitive dim witted beta cuck.
As someone who travels a lot, I am always shocked by the number of states in the south that make it harder to get MSNBC. In some cases it's not even available. Add defunding PBS (the only fair news source for many in rural south) and it's as if they don't want people to know the truth.
Interesting take, aaaannnd absolutely no question about it.
Some say Democrats fall in love, Republicans fall in line. Gavin Newsom may not be Mr. Right but he's sure af Mr. Right Now!
Looks like they worked it out over a couple Molsen Goldens and pulled moose poutine don't ya know.
Trump's DoJ will repeal this Newsmax ruling, because to them, TRUTH is an existential threat. MAGA loves being lied to more than they love Friday Night Lights. 💡
IF they ain't lying, it ain't Newsmax!
They bout to FAFO naming a geezer to start, just like the Falcons w Kirk Cousins.
That idiot is a hack who got into the press core by boinking Marjorie Taylor Green. Dear God, have mercy on his, most likely, below avg junk.
It's pedo liberation renaissance in Trump's America.
Here's my concession bitch, GTFO right now and I won't go all Will Smith on your ass at this press conference. -Vladimir Putin
No mater how many people are killed in Gaza or even if the price of school supplies triples, the average American will still have running water. Talk about lowering expectations. GMAFB!
Trump has seized control of the nations capital w armed National Guard military under his command. He says he'll seize more cities as he sees fit. If this doesn't feel like Nazi origin story, & doesn't motivate you to VOTE to oust all his complicit congressional Republican enablers, nothing will.
Nah that wouldn't distract enough from Trump still not releasing the Epstein files but releasing Ghislaine Maxwell on a work permit. Stay focused people!
#Breaking, The most exciting thing to come out of the Putin and Putin's fluffer Summit in Alaska is that Trump still won't release the Epstein Files but he has released Ghislaine Maxwell on a work permit.
Gavin Newsome may not be Mr. Right, but he sure as hell is Mr. Right Now! Let's Roll!
Running for Mayor doesn't make you rich. Democrats are a bunch of weak kneed performance artist afraid of a real fight. Or, or, maybe the fuckers are in on it.
If we can't find enough actual criminals to fill them up, we'll improvise with random brown citizen's, children, mom's and students.
It's a choice!
The people of Alaska give me hope!
I've been saying from day 1 Trump is the Manchurian Candidate. Every move he makes weakens America and American influence. This is not by accident.
Politicians always come with baggage but Gavin is the man for this moment.
Sean Duffy is a thinking mans clown.
1. I don't believe the numbers. Trump lies about literally everything, no exceptions 2. The President of the United States just seized control of the Capital of the United States using the US Military under his direct command and control indefinitely. This is the beginning of the end of Democracy.
Being best buds with a well know pedophile and child sex trafficker for 15 yrs means you're a pedo by association. Not to mention bragging about sneaking back to dressing rooms at Miss Teen USA, and saying he'd sleep with his daughter if she wasn't his daughter. Just the worst.
It was hilarious. Love the courage. I'm waiting for them to do Stephen Miller as Nosferatu.
The President of the United States just announced he is taking over the Capital of the United States indefinitely. Armed forces will be under his direct control. More cities to come! THIS IS NOT A DRILL, THIS IS HAPPENING, THIS IS NOT NORMAL, REMEMBER THIS MOMENT, THE MOMENT WE LET IT HAPPEN!
I don't care for this man.
At a time when Trump is desperate for a distraction, I believe the whole Big Balls car jacking is a staged hoax. 15 teenage 'carjackers' just randomly beat up a DOGE employee at 3 AM, and don't even ask for the car? GMAFB!
I heard from a reliable source that at least two of them are in El Segundo, held up at that crackhouse corner of MLK and Slauson Ave. Guess I'll gotta call and tell em. It's the right thing to do😆
This feels like a cornerstone in the house of democracy has just been removed. How many bricks must he take until the whole house collapses?
Thanks for the knowledge G!
ICMI: Trump is purging all women & POC in top Pentagon roles citing DEI. He's giving leaders a MAGA loyalty test. Fail & you're fired. ICE is larger than FBI, masked with no ID, he's building 'detention camps', taking over cities, businesses & schools, punishing descent. The NAZIs r here!📍
Trump is expelling women and gays from the military, he's locking up PoC off the streets because of how they look or sound, now he's waging a war on the homeless which is an excuse to militarize black neighborhoods and lock them up. He has detainment camps. This is early NAZI Germany 2.0
I'm literally speechless. How tf can Trump actually get away with with this shit?!
They are militarizing our streets and cities right in front of our eyes. Very soon, no descent will be tolerated. TBH not to be a fatalist but it feels like Civil War II is brewing.
The Republican commentators have sold their souls. They defend any and all Trump actions, dumb, illegal, backwards, hateful, racist, or otherwise. Character matters and should not be for sale. Their families probably hate them.
Honestly, at this point, we'd all like for you to handle this, if you know what I mean. Please and thank you!
Selecting E.J. Antoni to run BLS is like selecting Wile E. Coyote to run the Acme Roadrunner Conservation Foundation.
No doubt that nebulously weak headline took infinitely more time and effort to write than simply saying 'Trump is a CCP style fascist'
JD Vance is the type of guy who makes fun of his wife & kids. Who tells his young son to 'shut up, I'm talking to POTUS', who tells families, 'you don't need child care, you need to drop them off at grandma's', who can't order donuts w/o looking weird af, who hated Trump & now pretends to love him
I stand corrected! Just another excuse to take over more cities. We are so F'd. If everybody who is eligible to vote actually voted, we would not be here.
Trump is two steps away from holding public execution of violent criminals, anything to distract from his ass being all up in the Epstein files.
IF Trumps mind declines any further, he'll have to fish it out of the John.
Trump makes Nixon look like a Girl Scout. How long before he authorizes the use of deadly force against unarmed protesters Ala Nixon and the 1970 Kent State Massacre?
Many people are saying Trump deploying the National Guard in D.C. and wherever he wants to is no big deal. They would never fire on civilians. Kent State 1970 Called. They said f*ck Donald Trump!
Kent State 1970 called. They said F Donald Trump.
You're not wrong SS.
Say it louder for the people in the back sir!
That's an insult to white trash. They're not nearly as narcissistically hateful sociopaths.
It's all because they dissed him at G Bush Sr's funeral, plus Obama is the man Trump wishes he was. If Trumps skin was any thinner, we could see his organs.
F Trump! That is all.
FC, mind-blowing is an understatement. We've got to win congress in 2026 or that's the mf ballgame! 🤬
GD, you are 100% right. We have to stop them or that's the democratic ballgame. If everybody who could vote did vote, this would not be a problem. And so their only option is to stop as many people from voting as possible. BTW, as a like minded person, nice to meet you. Lets keep up the fight.!
Excuse my French but WITAF is happening right now? D.C. independence is written into Constitution. Do y'all want to be Russia or not cuz that's the end game. Mark my words, Trump will try to roll back the 2 term limit, & the Corrupt R Congress & the Kangaroo SCOTUS will enable him
The media is complicit! More of this please! We are on the brink of losing democracy for good and too many people are sleepwalking right into letting it happen.
That and 100+ years of weapons grade gerrymandering and POC voter suppression.
Lies, incompetence, mental illness and assault weapons are a deadly combination.
When Trump says he only selects the best people, he doesn't mean the most qualified and competent, he means people who will put his corrupt craven best interests over the American people. No exceptions.
I'm not saying Trump's cabinet is composed of a bunch of hack idiots, I'm saying Trumps cabinet is composed of a bunch of evil hateful dumbass hack idiots. There is a difference! #impeachtrump
Math is not a #Trump strong suit, hate is. And so we are here.
2/3 of Americans can't name the three branches of Govt, and so we are here.
F it! Let's roll!!
The only thing failed Superman Dean Cain will catch is a ham sandwich. Truth!
RFK Jr. is the type of person who sells heroine, then gets brain worms, then cons charities, then fists bear cubs, then takes roids, then tries to join Harris Campaign, then joins Trump campaign, swims with the parasites, then cancels infant death, cancer & MRNa research. He's also head of HHS🤡
Stand by for Trump to call Cartman and Kyle no talent hacks, then try to cancel Comedy Centrals FCC license. Thin skinned orange moob!
When will Americans wake up to the fact that we are doomed if we don't stop Orange McFoolius from governing based on how his ignorant ass feels about somebody that day?😵💫
Meet United Airlines CIO, Mr Bubbles!
America knew b4 Trump got elected that he was best buds with a known global child sex trafficker & rapist w his girlfriend as his accomplice. We knew he was a convicted felon, a tax cheat, a rapist, a money launderer, Putin's flunky, and compulsive liar. We are getting exactly what we deserve. VOTE!