They changed our last name when we came to this country. We used to be the Smallpenisdrinks
They changed our last name when we came to this country. We used to be the Smallpenisdrinks
Netflix stepping up their game and canceling a series before they even sign a deal on it... XD
More profitable, the making things worse part is just a bonus for them
Donald won so many times the committee has made him ineligible for the Most Hated In America award
speedrunners be like
just a freight train coming your way
if you have suffered from a slip and fall....
brimstone hasn't been raining down on the whitehouse for the last 6 months. power of prayer is called onto question
once they ban enough medicine there won't be enough people with functioning brains to worry about it
I said "If a horse wore pants" not "If a horse were pants"
you shouldn't do that, they are terrible fill material and you'll just have another pothole there in a month. as usual billionaires aren't good for anything
by making sure his office didn't look political we now have an AG office trying to look as political as possible so they don't get fired on a whim
"How wude" - Petunia
to paraphrase The Boondocks, "If they didn't want to get shit on, they would have moved"
just giving the state back wouldn't distract for long enough, he is going to let Putin invade and claim territory and pretend to fight back
"if not herd then why floof shaped?" - the good boys
Curing cancer causes windmills
Hamilton: The Movie when?
Are we sure that Hugo Boss outfit isn't illegal too
Elon cleans up his messes about as often as he raises his own children (and no, paying the au pair doesn't count)
I have a bottle of scotch with his name on it
to be fair, he'd probably gnaw on it a bit first
Whats the over under on how long it takes maga to dub them "Woke Forest"
"I must go, my people need meeeeee!"
Just finished watching it and yeah
as far as maga is concerned, "It's alright if they're all white"
We are building space lasers and space will pay for it!
they also did not want stop the larger children injuring the smaller children based on the dozen or so times I ended up with a black eye and nothing happened to the person who did it
Of course he would win Neverland, most of the people old enough to vote there are criminals
Starting the race a few steps from the finish line certainly doesn't hurt your chances either
Mr. Rogers would sit them down and ever so gently tell the republicans that he is disappointed in them
yeah, that's just the difference between administrative and judicial warrants. I'm surprised they haven't just picked up Cannon to rubber stamp all their warrants yet
i read that retrofit would cost more than twice the value of the plane in like the 1 billion range.
don't you know they don't care whether the women find them attractive (or consent)
it has to be 38 million people, because an elevation of 38 miles makes no sense (they don't understand the metric system)
those guys are either amazingly lucky, covering up their casualties, or those trendy arugala fellows aren't much of a threat to the country
From listening to coverage of Judge Dugan, their administrative warrants don't let them enter private property (or any place where there is a reasonable expectation of privacy) without consent. which is why they are mainly street snatchers
armed masked men who won't show badges? that just sounds like self defense.
you had me at slorm
and then that moment of shouting "Stop giving them ideas!" into the void
It's not even to warm the rich at this point, it is to entertain them.
it's doubtful their leader can, so why should they?
sent to CECOT, along with the winners. so essentially yes
The Most Dangerous Gameshow
Every episode all the contestants (not just the eliminated ones) get eliminated to CECOT
a lot of those words had more than 5 letters. It takes him a while to sound those out
Thats pretty generous thinking they would use 2 words for Black Africans when an N one would do
This music pops into my head so often and last time I was humming it my coworker asked why I was humming the Avengers music and I just shook my head at them
being a kitty cat is a very important job
Same little dude, same
It's easier to just block the racists asshats than try to reason with them. especially after they mindlessly throw out "I could have used these other slurs instead" as a defense
shouldn't that be reserved for an Ausie pope.
Nos habemus carnes
especially after having killed one
a person's toilet geysers crap in their face after they flushed a firecracker down it. yes we can laugh while working to clean up the mess.
Sounds like Texas
Hoggle
it really doesn't, because it implies the person holding the office is more important than the rest of the people of the US
Dumped at sea next to bin Laden. otherwise we are just making a magat tourist attraction where they can keep brainwashing people
The scientists have told me, and these are the smartest guys, all their work is computer, only the best, that we will have the quietest hurricane season in history. they have not predicted any storms to occur this year. I'm sure the fake news will lie to you, but this is just a thunderstorm -Trump
the resident will impose a 300% tariff on foreign produced science...
The ghost (if only) of Red Tide Rick
Not all floridians
We are floridians, we are the danger... (also voted blue)
Don't forget the guys using their space lasers to heat the oceans
Congratulations it's a.... *consults notes on what that color cloud means*... genocide
Getting our hopes up about that being a finite number... XD
I wouldn't fight anything in the weasel family that was the same size as me, either. then again they can kill alligators
Sounds like something the fae would say...
all mushrooms are magic. Sometimes that magic is making your stew savory and delicious, occasionally the magic is expanding your mind and showing you new colors and other times the magic is causing your liver to implode.
"be patient" says the blood clot barely clinging to the wall of the artery that goes to his brain
sometimes a broken clock can be right
Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds like a fun activity when you don't know what either of those things are
gotta find the one who pissed off the wizards and got cursed to "live in interesting times"
used to be, I'd have said "Does that even need to be said" but apparently yes it does. It is never wrong to punch a nazi
make sure you are wearing shoes, stepping on recently destroyed computer bits hurts almost as bad as lego
Earning an income? In this economy?
they certainly can't be your enemy, they are all such fungis
what I'm sure some people are imagining is probably not safe to post on the intenet, some nights it involves trump firing his way through enough air force 1 pilots that Pete has to finish his bottle of whiskey and fly home
all well and good until you encounter a fae librarian and can never leave again
maybe once he is too big for elon to get him on his shoulders elon won't have any further use and he can go on the pile with the rest of the kids he neglects
no, you pretty much got the joke
"ElonMuskâs baby mama"
except for little Ballistic Insert or whatever his human shield is named.
I forgot for a moment who Marco was and assumed he was talking about student protestors getting black bagged.
if they were automatic billionaires might have to pay taxes though.
and I'm all out of caffeine
you probably caught Ligma
Grandda always said punching a nazi is never the wrong thing to do
it was certainly one of the movies I've seen. a bit wet for my tastes
from the days before we invented the number 0
if the number drops to zero, pants are optional
first one then the other
if only there was a founding father that said something about an ounce of prevention being worth a pound of the cure...
Oh sure when a cat does it, it's cute but when I do that i have to go to the hospital. so unfair
it certainly indicates you aren't able to quickly contact your lawyer to file paperwork to stop your sale before they get you into the back of the unmarked van.
i would, but that seems barely legal
and the furries in everyone's computers
if you have a 3 pronged fork, then you can use a 220V appliance outlet
Does the same go for those hydroelectric darns?