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ThePorkWizard

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I like making silly art, guitar, Amiga and electronics projects over here:

created November 7, 2024

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4/9/2025, 10:27:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dayum! This fucks.

4/9/2025, 10:04:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The easter egg in the new James Bond #007firstlight #stateofplay trailer made me happy, and sad.

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3/9/2025, 9:00:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And I dance dance dance and I dance dance dance!

3/9/2025, 6:13:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@mattmcmuscles.bsky.social

2/9/2025, 12:57:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The statement should have been 5 words: "Giuliani vehicle collision, condition stable". Because THIS raises more questions the further you read.

31/8/2025, 8:47:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Penguin 1818 version I have has multiple chapters after the novel explaining the creation and significance of the story. But also way more incest. So there's that.

31/8/2025, 5:46:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mean, sure technically "still alive", but that photo says "Paedophile shaped dyed meat sack, filled with dementia and gout", but sure technically "still alive".

30/8/2025, 8:53:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 8:33:30 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 7:32:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe dead or maybe not, I'm here for the memes.

30/8/2025, 6:35:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How's the back pain?

29/8/2025, 8:45:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Tuners on the tail" "Ok you got it boss, so no headstock?" "No, no, keep the headstock"

29/8/2025, 7:21:09 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm still blown away by the fact that a Gameboy game had speech samples so clear you could hear the scottish accent.

28/8/2025, 8:38:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One of my favourite metal bands of the past 5 years have done it again. This absolutely RIPS! youtu.be/N0OBF83rL-8?...

28/8/2025, 8:02:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've been watching so much Real Real Japan this week that now I'm convinced there are actually only 6 Japanese words.

26/8/2025, 8:18:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Me to my kids: "No really, it was TERRIFYING!"

26/8/2025, 5:53:49 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is like a multi-storey cark park bragging about their incredible collection of high-end cars.

26/8/2025, 5:48:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"They won't give me a peace prize, so now they all die." This seems totally normal.

25/8/2025, 6:15:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They did it, they released a sequel to White Pony! Oh God, I have so many new riffs to learn...

22/8/2025, 7:21:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/8/2025, 7:19:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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NEW DEFTONES ALBUM DAY!!! #privatemusic

22/8/2025, 6:56:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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R.I.P Brent Hinds. Thank you for the absolute monster riffs you left behind.

21/8/2025, 8:14:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Hollywood needs to stop making superhero movies, there's too many..." If you watch every Hollywood movie about World War 2 back to back, it would take longer than World War 2. Fuck off.

17/8/2025, 7:19:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The pop music industry is built on nepotism. You know most of their parents.

16/8/2025, 8:18:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Any day now he's going to create his own peace prize. Tell me im wrong.

15/8/2025, 6:05:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Day 1: Man with IBS is super happy eating nothing but sugary food. Day 2: Food is like:

15/8/2025, 9:38:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My new favourite thing is watching videos of rubbish dogs at Crufts.

15/8/2025, 6:47:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Megadeth was always my favourite of the Big Four. Shame to see them go.

14/8/2025, 8:33:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Phillips will make more profit from selling phone data harvested from the app you need to download, than from these razors.

14/8/2025, 9:33:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I genuinely thought this was an Onion photoshop of the Wimbledon men's winner.

11/8/2025, 7:31:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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9/8/2025, 2:24:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sonic the Hood Rat

6/8/2025, 10:30:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals, and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying, Come and see. And I saw, and behold: Labubu"

6/8/2025, 10:24:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I would HIGHLY recommend playing the 'Alundra Un-worked' version, available on most rom sites. I love that game, but Working Designs absolutely ruined it. The translations are fine, but each boss has an INSANE amount of HP. The unworked version takes it back to the Japanese original levels.

6/8/2025, 8:14:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@b0tster.yeag.gay Got stuck behind the Bun-Mobile on a UK motorway.

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5/8/2025, 12:45:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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4/8/2025, 5:27:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kinda. Bought a 7 string, instantly put 11-62 gauge on it.

2/8/2025, 11:55:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's not a hate crime because 'Paedophile Cunt' isn't a protected class.

2/8/2025, 9:00:39 PM | 28 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bought something on Ali Express that wasn't total junk. Success.

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1/8/2025, 10:14:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I geniunely thought that was Jennifer Connelly.

1/8/2025, 7:56:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That switch screen protector is having vietnam flashbacks.

1/8/2025, 7:47:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Absolute banger. I wish we could get Outrun 2006 on the PSN store too 😕 Licencing issues.

1/8/2025, 7:46:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes, and it's more like an expanded version of the first game. All the original game plus extras. FYI, it's availiable on the playstation store right now for PS4 and PS5. The emulation is pretty good, but there's obviously no multiplayer.

1/8/2025, 7:44:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yo, this is the most 2002 produced song in 2025 so far. ZERO MIDS! Genuinely taken aback by how period authentic this sounds.

1/8/2025, 6:06:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well, he IS trash....

1/8/2025, 6:13:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's a dating sim where you have to romance as many footballs as you can during the season to find your one, true football.

1/8/2025, 2:15:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'll take 'Images you can hear' for $200 please Alex.

31/7/2025, 9:54:37 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Say no more. Sold.

31/7/2025, 9:49:59 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As somebody not into wrestling, I'm gonna need a little context on the shirt on the left. Also where would I get one? For...science purposes.

31/7/2025, 9:38:21 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It was DJ Lethal wasn't it? Nobody gets that name by accident.

31/7/2025, 7:20:14 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is ESSENTIAL listening in its entirety. It is insane to assume there aren't also UK civilians, on tourist visas, in Gaza right now employed as combatant contractors by secretly funded "Aid" organisations. These are NOT UN aid workers, they are outsourced combat mercenaries.

31/7/2025, 6:39:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sorry can't I'm afraid, I was busy that night.

30/7/2025, 11:36:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well, nobody called me, so I guess the Government isn't interested in Amiga classics, guitar mods or sick-ass NuMetal riffs. Broken Britain.

30/7/2025, 7:25:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Media owners and shareholders were also on the island.

30/7/2025, 6:33:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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UNACCEPTABLE LEVELS OF PROTEIN!!!!

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30/7/2025, 6:25:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Palestine was ALWAYS a sovereign state.

30/7/2025, 6:19:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/7/2025, 4:02:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My man got hoodwinked: "Lock em up!" 😁 "So we can make out!" 😡

30/7/2025, 3:59:01 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Soooo, a man that lives in Hollywood, and has a reputation for dating women FAR younger than himself, wants to build a hotel, and could afford to anywhere on planet Earth. And yet, picks THE country that's synonymous as a safe haven for Hollywood Pedophiles.

30/7/2025, 5:52:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks you for playinging 100% original exciting game for wonderful life! China Number 1!

29/7/2025, 8:54:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/7/2025, 7:57:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Warner Brothers Interactive is without a doubt the number 1 company for delivering products that NOBODY was asking for. Godspeed.

29/7/2025, 7:33:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/7/2025, 7:12:29 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I met Treguard at a retro convention a few years back. He was the sweetest guy.

29/7/2025, 5:17:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If the UK government needs me to give away my valuable personal and biometric information to "protect children", then I'm afraid I'm going to have to refuse to pay income tax, to protect Palestinian children.

29/7/2025, 7:18:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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discord.gg/numetal-nation

28/7/2025, 10:49:45 PM | 215 39 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/7/2025, 12:03:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The best thing to come out of the Epstein scandal is Americans pronouncing Maxwell's name "Jizz-Lane".

28/7/2025, 11:59:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy 40th Birthday, Commodore Amiga <3 Premiering alongside a glitzy launch event in New York, the Commodore Amiga, the model later known as the A1000, was unveiled on 23rd July 1985. For a time, the Amiga was in a class all of its own, and is a special computer to me as one of my first. 💜

The cover of Amiga World magazine's premiere issue, with an A1000 against a pop artwork style neon noodle squiggles cover.
23/7/2025, 11:29:15 AM | 233 52 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/7/2025, 3:27:32 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That flame top is gorgeous.

20/7/2025, 8:27:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Aww Butters why did you do that?" Butters: "RISE UP MY BROTHERS! THE FROG REVOLUTION IS AT HAND! THE HUMANS WILL BE DEVOURED ONE BY ONE!"

20/7/2025, 7:33:23 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Agreed. Although they have to undergo some severe modifications. Even ignoring the height and size, in the UK, the steel bars on front means it isn't road legal. We couldn't buy these vehicles even if we wanted too (we don't, but mostly because they're fucking ugly)

20/7/2025, 7:23:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fox News: "Why is Europe refusing to import American automobiles?"

20/7/2025, 7:20:10 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Guitar Hero 3 was the reason I finally upgraded from my PS2 to an XBox 360. I NEEDED those extra songs. NEEDED.

19/7/2025, 6:07:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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First day of UK Summer Holidays...

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3's & 7's BABY!

18/7/2025, 9:52:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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BREAKING NEWS: Muppets producer faces cheating allegations after appearing at Coldplay concert

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Lorelai 'Trix' Gilmore rents her home in Hartford to rock 'n roll group Korn, fine tenants, on Gilmore Girls (2003)

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here's the start of the third Tux and Fanny movie ⛵ youtu.be/A01JO8RmbtM?...

17/7/2025, 8:51:48 PM | 10 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gotta get on that new sexuality beta test DLC rollout.

17/7/2025, 6:27:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As someone who was subscribed to a lot of rock and metal magazines two decades ago, and read multiple interviews with David Draiman, I can confirm he was always an insufferable cunt.

17/7/2025, 6:19:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rolling semi-decent joints.

16/7/2025, 7:26:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you can still hear the theme tune, then it's time for your back medication.

16/7/2025, 7:23:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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15/7/2025, 5:53:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My wife won't take our chihuahua to the London Chihuahua meet-up because: "The other Chihuahuas will make fun of her. They can be like that."

14/7/2025, 7:37:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One birthday I received Knightmare for the Amiga. I was GUTTED when I played it. However included in the box was a demo for Moonstone, including the full intro. I was sold. I LOVE that game.

14/7/2025, 9:38:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3+4 will be the first THPS game that I won't own or play since '99 (yes I have all the others) in the same way Doom the Dark Ages will be the first Doom game since '93 that I wont own or play. This is subject to change however per Microsoft reversing their genocide profiteering.

12/7/2025, 9:35:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@playstation.com I'm never going to stop wishing for a Lemmings Astrobot. You remember you own the IP, right?

12/7/2025, 9:18:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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THPS 3 + some of the levels from 4.

7/7/2025, 9:54:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He sounds like Yoda just before he died. Makes about as much sense too.

7/7/2025, 9:50:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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GIVE THEM BACK EMMA, GET YOUR OWN!

7/7/2025, 9:47:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*That* could possibly go wrong.

7/7/2025, 9:45:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Husband material ngl.

5/7/2025, 8:29:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/7/2025, 8:33:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I still have no idea how Microsoft marketing PR department didn't consider (or care) about the optics of announcing the Gears Of War remake in the wake of the Genocide profiteering...

3/7/2025, 8:24:58 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Dankest Pronouns (He/They/420xxxkilla@xbox360.com/*click* *click* Snoooooooooop)

3/7/2025, 8:12:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They're just planting the seed, when they close Dice it'll be because BF6 "Did not meet expectations".

3/7/2025, 4:28:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why the hell would Microsoft keep paying 9000 employees to make silly videogames, when it could make far greater profits providing online infrastructure to the Israelis to shred and crush civillians?

2/7/2025, 6:35:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view