This is like if Scott Sutton beat Phil Jackson coaching Georgia
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This is like if Scott Sutton beat Phil Jackson coaching Georgia
You want to talk about failsons
As an old Big 8 and Big 12 fan, the idea that Spike Dykes’s kid boat raced the best NFL coach in history in his college coaching debut while coaching the second best private school in the DFW area is incomprehensible and hilarious.
That UNC coaching staff looks like Bob Stoops’ staff in 2014 (derogatory)
For real they picked the wrong QB
Big weekend for nipples on football coaches, put those things away Sonny
You think UNC could beat a Be Herbstreit coached Abilene Christian?
This was simultaneously Bill’s last gasp chance to get back in the league, his retirement job, and his way of keeping his assorted weed carriers employed
Anybody who thought this was gonna work at UNC should have had to explain Mike Lombardi.
We’ve gone to church together for years. The whole family has a combined two brain cells to rub together
Whoever thought Gallogly was a good idea should never be allowed in Norman again and his name should be stripped off my beloved college of engineering
Harroz is a salesman and a politician. Boren was a statesman
Oh hell yes I’m sure it does.
But if that doesn’t work out Montreal sounds amazing.
Supposedly a law firm I’ve worked with in Houston/Austin has a box on pit lane but I’ve yet to figure out which of our mutual clients has enough juice and likes me enough to get an invite to like FP1 or 2.
I met him several times. Seems like the salt of the earth and a great dude for an academic. Would have loved to see him get the nod instead of Harroz honestly.
We’re going to squeeze in with the BIL and SIL
Right now, on the end of a holiday weekend at 8pm, it’s a 33 minute drive if you take the toll road door to door.
The kid wants to be a team player but these Brooklyn idiots and their Westchester paymasters aren’t going to let them
Yeah the Lady Bird Johnson botanical gardens are great and I really enjoy the vibe. We’ll probably go to that Jester King Brewery too.
It’s our fall break and they want us to go so we’re going to stay at their house. Little tight, but worth, uh, $2800
The wife’s brother lives in Circle C. Seems nice. No gas stations in ready proximity.
Insanity. It is cheaper to fly to Azerbaijan from OKC than it is to attend either the Miami or Las Vegas GPs
My neighbor works for a Miami based law firm and when the 2023 Miami GP hit he proposed renting a place for firm clients in South Beach and the cheapest one he could find was $30k per night.
The Longhorns are not in town that week.
In F1 news, we are visiting family in Austin on COTA weekend, and the Aloft hotel in the south suburbs that we usually stay at for $160 a night is going for $921 for a three night minimum.
So Steve Belichick got a glow up in the offseason
Facebook is right there, fellas
No fascists, thanks? More like no ability to understand context, thanks
Only way to do it.
I’m not fucking driving to Ponca City at three in the morning to take extended time photos of this shit this time I swear to God.
He’s a neurosurgeon now so it worked out.
Craps is the one game I play, and like you I know my exact limit on vices and right now that’s Diet Coke and beer.
The last quarter century of American history, where gambling got more and more ubiquitous and younger and younger people partook in the dumbest games, is a real problem
That was, I’m assuming, what it was like when Tom Cruise crashed the orgy in eyes wide shut - a place where I was absolutely not supposed to be.
I got invited to the OKC Golf US Open Calcutta one year and I think Jordan Spieth went for 34K.
Like I didn’t want to watch every minute of OU-Illinois State last night but getting out of and back into the app to check a score was impossible.
That and a black jack game with a real shoe and a real felt table that got the dealer kicked off the golf team.
I spent too much money on $10 bets in college along with too many terrible odds parlay cards when I worked in factories.
You gotta leave your house to place a bet, in cash, to a real person.
Nope.
I haaaaaaaate watching streaming sports in separate apps, it is terrible.
Sports gambling must be banished to where it belongs: Vegas, 1-900 numbers, OTBs, dive bars, fraternity house basements, and country club locker rooms. That’s it.
I despise YTTV for not having the MLB Network, it’s my god given right as an American to watch free baseball on Labor Day and I’m not fucking subscribing to Marquee
This is, I swear to Christ, the lead story at the Atlantic Monthly right now
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Fire the poll bros into the sun
This is not a joke this is my actual theory based on every tweet of his I read in that time frame.
The man gets famous every four years and the last time that he could get it in in his 30s the damn Democrats closed the clubs and made everyone wear a mask.
Covid killed one of Nate Silver’s every four year cycles of getting strange and it broke his brain
He got a haircut.
I was at the time aghast and told her to raise her standard because at the time that was half of my first warmup set on that lift.
Apparently her husband needs to work on his weak assed bench press because she specifically highlighted his muscle beach 95 pound incline press session as when her attraction first developed.
She is, however, an artist.
Hey I didn’t say that I wanted to fuck him
Perhaps I should be more outwardly judgmental.
Some times having a kind face and being a good listener is bad.
“The things I would let him do to me. Just a complete loss of all dignity.” —-my late 40s hairstylist. I heard this with my own ears, so do you.
Let’s start there and keep going Jesus
Somebody take Frederick Douglass’s magazine out behind the shed and shoot it.
I do not recommend a spirited thirty minute game of lacrosse catch if you are recovering from a serious knee injury and you think you’re good.
Neighbor across the street is teaching his eight year old daughter to mow, and by that I mean starting the mower and making sure she doesn’t run over her foot, and that friends is how you girl dad.
We absolutely aren’t going to see him without a hat for a month
No better advice.
Also, shockingly it’s driving a wedge between the two brothers and the sister because they are obsessed with getting this one over and she just doesn’t have the energy.
I mean he’s playing with house money and has gotten an IRS tax debt paid off along with four years of free living expenses and will ultimately get the bulk of the proceeds of the remaining item of the estate, so extremely limited heartburn.
I believe in vengeance more than I should, and there was definitely fraud, legal malpractice, elder abuse, and theft, but at some point you fucked up and you are throwing good money after bad.
He’s a fisherman. She’s a killer.
When your daughter / niece gives you free legal advice, always listen to her and not your semi retired fishing buddy.
Watching the sunk cost fallacy play out in real life as the wife’s mom and uncles sign on with a fourth lawyer to try to recover an ever shrinking amount of money from their estranged brother, who stole a moderately large amount of money from them via their parents’ estate.
Currently the 8th worst Matt according to The Internet’s Worst Matts List.
Gross.
Graza Olive Oil would have voted for Obama three times if they could Bacon Up is a swing voter who really can’t see past the price of eggs and gas (center right) Chosen Avocado Oil spray voted for Bernie in the primaries but really thinks that RFK jr has some good points about food dyes
In the year of Our Lord 2025. Sorry.
There is no food item more right wing coded than beef tallow.
Everyone does slowly then all at once.
…voting for Hegseth was the only way she was going to get a post-Senate gig worth enough.
All men die. Not all men die at hilarious times.
It’s been almost twenty years and my old roommates still give me shit about the time that I kept watching Something’s Gotta Give instead of switching back to OU boat racing Iowa State in Ames. I regret nothing, Something’s Gotta Give was much better than that game.
Seems like it’s perfectly on track.
What if Mr. Bean fucked
Strike the idea that Marvel doesn’t need to die.
There have been 27 James Bond films made since the debut of the series with Dr. No in 1962. Maybe Marvel should end.
There have been 37 Marvel Cinematic Universe movies plus some TV series made since Iron Man debuted in 2008.
Get a new show.
Much like Star Wars, Star Trek, and to a smaller degree marvel, somebody needs to take the James Bond IP out behind the shed and shoot it.
Oh my god he does have butthole eyes.
How the fuck do they think we got in this fucking mess other than democrats staying home.
I hope they have all their knee cartilage and no bad discs.
I’m 43 this year. Of my friends in elementary school, four are having their first kids this year.
College Football 2025: Nobody is good
We gotta raise capital gains taxes.
Tim Tebow’s baseball career started and ended while Jeremy Lin was playing his what, 5th of ten NBA seasons?
That’s quality drop shipping.
So there was a hooker in the car
That’s the problem. I focus my second league viewing on the B12G and must have missed it.
Anybody else see this 4Patriots solar generator commercial on the USCe game? That has to be an op right
This is a hate crime
It’s crackers and crazies all the way down.
“I remember when college football teams played 11 games and one bowl game”. “Yeah grandpa we play up to 17 games now let’s get you to bed.”