Who's the worst cartoon character? I vote Henry, the dad from Dennis the Menace. He's a mask deliberately invented to whitewash the identity of his creator, Hank Ketcham, one of the worst men to ever make comics. It's gonna take a thread.
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Who's the worst cartoon character? I vote Henry, the dad from Dennis the Menace. He's a mask deliberately invented to whitewash the identity of his creator, Hank Ketcham, one of the worst men to ever make comics. It's gonna take a thread.
Yeah that’s why I said US-affiliated countries, not Trump-affiliated countries.
Quick someone go find Melania, see how’s she’s doing
You think anyone outside of the US/US-Affiliated countries want him dead? He’s tearing the US apart and they know it. Never correct your enemy when he’s making a mistake no?
I’m back from touching grass
Boobs are boobs, I don’t really care who’s drawing them
There was also that guy who tried to get him while he was golfing but chickened out before he could get the shot. That’s also not to say there haven’t been attempts that we don’t know about
NO DON’T CREMATE HIM INTO THE AIR! YOU’LL SPREAD HIS ICK
We’re still trying to have a government that doesn’t treat us like the enemy
Much like "crab", industrial music is constantly re-evolving from first principles basically anywhere where there's a bunch of metal and plastic laying about
You think that’s gonna stop me B i t c h ?
Melatonin
Now if we all burn flags simultaneously, does that mean they’d arrest us one at a time or would they not even bother?
He was out golfing, sorry
Rare Netflix W
You know “Him”
If he dies I promise to do this
MY PRAYERS ARE BEING ANSWERED! KEEP PRAYING TO THE CHAOS GODS!
Are we betting on current events here?
Old Soviet joke for today: A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?” “I’m looking for the obituaries.” “The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.” “Not the one I’m looking for.”
Don’t do that, don’t give me hope
A rare and beautiful capture of Migaloo, a well-known brilliant white humpback whale. It was reportedly the only white albino whale in the world until an all-white calf had been sighted just a few years ago.
Yeah but it doesn’t matter what anyone else says, his opinion is all that matters
Will they do anything about it? Nope. Will we do anything about it? I fucking hope so.
I’m not even mad, just numb
What’s it based on?
- my own sake. This was the former and my final breaking point. I uninstalled the game from my Steam library and hid it. There are only two games in that library that I’ve done that with, the other being Hearts of Iron 4, a game I despise for much the same reasons as Slay the Spire. I’m done.
- shreds my health, the guy in front then deals the rest of my health and kills me. It takes a lot to genuinely get me to quit a game, either something needs to irk me on such a fundamental level that it turns me off completely or I get so angry that I physically need to stop playing for - [13.]
- and defending. On the 3rd round of combat, I see the guy behind me going to defend and the guy in front going to attack. I say whatever, stack on some defense and throw a mark at the guy behind me to go around his shield. Suddenly, without any warning, he pulls 55 damage out of his ass and - [12.]
- I go for it. It was a close fight but I just eke out a victory with 4 health remaining and move on. I enter the final stage and get all my health back before entering the second to last boss before the true final boss. The boss surrounds you on both sides and alternates between attacking - [11.]
- which becomes 33 etc etc. I easily push past the Stage 1 and 2 bosses and enter the third stage with roughly 25 cards in my deck (not particularly great). I take a bit of damage previously before I land on an event that lets me skip to the Stage 3 boss early. With 64 out of my max 72 health - [10]
- that means. I got rid of my starting damage cards, picked up only defensive cards with the ability Scry (Lets you see the next X number of cards in your draw pile) and stacked up on Pressure Points, a card that stacks damage on a target every time that specific card so 11 damage becomes 22 [9.]
- a perfect run but I didn’t have the defensive card when I really needed one and the boss was thinking of hitting you 16x3 times when I had 5 defense. That all changed tonight, i was playing Watcher and was on a good roll with a Defense-Heavy Mark build. For those who have no idea what - [8.]
- same old story. I’d get to the 2nd or 3rd end of stage boss and get within teens worth of damage of taking them out but every time I’d be one card or point of damage short and have to chalk the whole run. Sometimes I could see the fault, shrugged and said “oh well”, other times it was - [7.]
I started plotting out my route more effectively and efficiently. That seed of bitter resentment and anger was still planted however and that’s where the third strike comes in. For the past two weeks, I’d been attempting on and off to break through to the final boss and every time was the - [6.]
“Why did you build your deck that way idiot?” “The best player in the game can reach Ascension Level 11 without breaking a sweat, it’s not impossible you idiot.” And for the most part, I took that advice when it was actually given. I tried only taking cards when it didn’t benefit my build. [5.]
- but those experiences are typically few and far between. Slay the Spire? It’s an entire GAME built around that experience. That was the first true strike for me, the second came in the form of the community who I best describe as Soulsbros with a Card Gamer mentality. Just “Just git gud idiot” [4]
- much chance with what I have but if I play this smart, I can get through this.” Slay the Spire feels more like “Ah dang, I picked a bad card 10 stages back and because of that, I’m now unable to kill the boss and need to reset the entire run.” Don’t get me wrong, that happens in other games- [3.]
Hades, Enter the Gungeon, Curse of the Dead God, other games of similar ilk like Soulslikes. Slay the Spire is where I draw the line. See another thing I like is being able to clutch when the aforementioned games give you a bad hand, the feeling of “Ok, I’m low on my resources and don’t have - [2.]
I think Slay the Spire and I have finally reached the end of the road of what I’m willing to tolerate. I’m just gonna say it, I utterly despise this game. I’m generally someone who enjoys Roguelikes/Roguelites, I enjoy the sense of progression and sense of challenge they typically dish out [1.]
They don’t care, it’s not their money going to waste
A 3,700 year old recipe from Babylon.
Whatever you say dickhead
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September
And he shouldn’t be given any sort of medical treatment other than to extend his life. If he can survive an illness or he’s in terrible pain, he has to suffer through it.
Day 62: Cabo Bondo Application
You know what? I missed the lack of opposition from Democrats and the few months Kamala missed because Biden tried to run again
No no, that’s not kosher to do these days. You forget and neglect them until they either cause issues (then you throw them out) or they’re useful again Remember the three Ns Novelty, Nuisance, Nothing
You know it costs you nothing to be nice
It’s like they say, being autistic is having a superpower! When it’s useful to society
Don’t you know? Everyone’s a little autistic
This entire administration is malignantly dumber than rocks and needs to be removed from office
Also forgot the heap of political and government corruption
A combination of saying “the other guys are worse, trust me”, endless bombardment of propaganda, a lot of outside intervention and just plain ol racism M̸͎͔͖̒̂͒͑͑̍̎̇̿̌̐̕͝y̶̨̛͚̝̝̗͎̲͎ ̸̥̟̟̤̬̦̌͒̚̚ͅf̶̨̨̘͎̫̠̃̔̈́̄́́̾̆̏͊̀̓̂͝a̸̗̬̝̮͙̠͚̦̮̜͙͉̞̓̄͂̒v̷̰̙͕͎̞̹̫̭͕̝͙̫̖͉̋̔͛̀̎̿o̵̗̟̬̔̃̓͗̊́̈̅͝r̸̲̮͖̠̼̹̥̣̠̳̖̥̘̓̍̑ĩ̵̡̘͚̯͖̭͚͔͖̤̰̗̀̒͊̄̔̿̇̈́̑̅̈́̚ţ̶̗͍̱͙̳̣͍͇̟̻͚̙̇̊ͅȩ̵̮̤̩̗͙̻͉̊͑͊̀̕͝͠ͅ ̸̡̠̬͉̫̀̀́̌̌͛͛̈́̑̋̍
Wait are we talking about Cuomo or Mamdani?
Real gourmet stuff
I take offense to that, my father was a muskrat (animal)
Nothing matters and that’s why everything matters
Can’t we be both? Can’t I be a silly little guy and despise everything that’s happening with my heart and soul?
I would too, half the country is descending on this guy
This argument is an Absolute Cinema... 👀😅🤣 #cat #catday #bluesky #animals
- > Cancels everything to do with KPop Demon Hunter for tax right-offs - > Makes a new banger of a animated show or movie - > Cancels that too - > The serpent devours its own tail
Today I remember the past by remembering a past comic about a game that remembers the past of another older game. Ys: Origin was neat, but I still resent it terribly because "bumpkin brutalizes every single demon" is apparently not canon.
Don’t know who you are or what job you got but
Flip a coin
It’s not incoherent, it’s just incomplete All the best epics are incomplete
Once I finish college, that’s definitely on the table
media.tenor.com/llAiG5rpNA4A... Day 44 of College: What is bro waffling about?
I LOVE BIG CORPORATIONS! I LOVE GETTING NICKEL AND DIMED BY BILLIONAIRES!
“You’re not a cow!” 👀😅🤣 #dog #dogday #bluesky
Friend: “Hey bro, let me get a pic of you real quick” Me: “Uh sure…what’s it for?” Friend: “I’m gonna put it through ChatGPT and make you an anime chara-“
Don’t Feed The Trolls
Back then? My teachers used to do that to me when I got out of line in Kindergarten
*I believe ravens as well
Crows do it too
W/o downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
At absolute best, they get a small amount of decency when I have to give it to them (at work or when I’m being pulled over since I don’t want to be arrested for sassing a cop). Any other time it’s either complete disregard or cold glares.
Me leaving the inner circle again (I have to go touch grass)
Well Taylor Swift is barely news anymore, we all know she’s just gonna sacrifice her mate to the outer gods so she can write another album. Newsom is a politician so no duh there and farts are always funny
Unfortunately he’s probably going to get the Stalin treatment instead Unless we get our shit together in the next few years
Because the idea of an amendment that follows the tenets that the country follows (terms and conditions may apply) is even in the conversation for being removed as easily as one that doesn’t should worry a lot more people
I might be straight But don’t tempt me
Scare Snoop Dog Post a gay
No shit I’m not talking about the 18th amendment. I’m talking about lawmakers even bringing up the concept of removing the 14th Amendment.
In general we need a new constitution that enshrines certain amendments into law so they can’t be removed
No no you misunderstand Everyone wanted to open new restaurants and had everything ready to go for opening day but the crime quota was too high so they had to keep calling it off.
Like do you look at Germans or Italians and say “They shouldn’t exist because they did horrific shit”? No, because that’s fucking insane. How dare I actually care about the impact your extremist ideas would cause? I’m done being nice, you’re a narrow-minded fool who should never be given power
Says the one promoting ethnic cleansing
I’ll repost and wait till I get home, the internet at my college sucks ass
#MutualAid Howdy folks. I need help - I live in an abusive household. The amount of money being owed every month doesn't allow myself to save and leave. I feel constantly unsafe. I'm saving up for a car for transportation/apartment fees to get out. Shares and likes go a long way. Thank you.
Keep it up folks, put on the pressure
I think we’re in too deep for that. I agree with you but unless 75% of the US suddenly gets their act together, we’re going to just continue this experiment in insanity
Now we’re talking! Put me on coach, who’s the poor bastard?
I’m done with this conversation, have a nice day
