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And then you tell them not to do the very stupid thing, but they resist, and you just stop caring to help. That's been my experience, anyway. Not with piss drinking specifically,

6/9/2025, 9:56:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He did say he felt 20 years younger after that surgery he had.

2/9/2025, 1:20:47 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i.makeagif.com/media/3-25-2...

23/8/2025, 5:33:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Should have had an AI replace Trump's face with Newsom's.

17/8/2025, 7:43:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Guardians of Pedophiles

12/8/2025, 4:59:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We're already doing this?

12/8/2025, 4:56:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I knew it. I knew it had to be impossible for animals to just grow pockets on their bellies.

9/8/2025, 6:42:02 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When it's Trump, paying more is patriotic. When it's Biden, it's bad.

9/8/2025, 6:13:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also MAGA: Democrats were the Confederacy, and Republican Abraham Lincoln freed the sleeves

9/8/2025, 5:38:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So is Geraldo pro-Trump now? Wasn't he calling Trump racist just before the election?

9/8/2025, 12:06:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You could shave it into the signature. It'll show her how alpha you are.

28/7/2025, 3:32:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looks like a sea cucumber.

27/7/2025, 4:08:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wish this was easily explainable as non-diehards leaving Trump, thus increasing the percentage of psychos, but Trumpies are so insane, it's actually more likely that no one's left and they actually just like him more.

20/7/2025, 7:42:20 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Suddenly, the Epstein files are real again.

18/7/2025, 3:03:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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100, 200, what's the difference? Right, guys?

10/7/2025, 7:19:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's in Texas, so there aren't enough gays to blame it on Gawd.

10/7/2025, 7:18:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's like how God saved Trump by killing that other guy.

10/7/2025, 7:18:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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MBT admits his Twitter followers are nazis.

8/7/2025, 7:34:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've actually been wondering if a Yugioh player will get rounded up at some point.

8/7/2025, 7:29:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump's use of quotation marks offends me.

7/7/2025, 1:10:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Crazy how under a Democrat, they do nothing so they can fuck over the Democrat president. But when a Republican is president, they do nothing just because they're evil.

7/7/2025, 1:08:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Temper your expectations. Elon says lots of stuff, and I fear this new party will be just more vaporware.

6/7/2025, 1:29:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Certainly not while eating.

4/7/2025, 8:41:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The guy standing there reminds me of the oompla loompa chick ar that fake Willy Wonka experience.

25/6/2025, 7:55:27 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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While hard so we get a good splatter.

25/6/2025, 7:49:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Apparently, this guy has body image issues, so he overcompensates.

25/6/2025, 7:45:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can't believe he's trying to reason woth Charlie Kirk. I mean, I can, because Cenk is an idiot. But come on.

25/6/2025, 7:43:21 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Israel's missiles are surely on their way.

25/6/2025, 7:41:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This one, actually. youtu.be/2JIv_Ix_SsI?...

24/6/2025, 3:47:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yep. TeamAPS tried having noobs play it, and it was a disaster. The tokens are tiny little cutouts at the back of the book that you apparently aren't told about.

24/6/2025, 8:39:27 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Zeus was the only one of those two anyone actually used. And I can't think of another card in there people cared about.

24/6/2025, 8:38:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She will inevitably fall in line they always do.

24/6/2025, 2:11:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Any day now, MAGA will hold Trump accountable as Cenk predicted.

22/6/2025, 7:26:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No mo' Cuomo!

21/6/2025, 7:35:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is just the Freedom Phone 2. Remember that during covid?

16/6/2025, 4:34:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We had no fucking idea back then.

16/6/2025, 12:49:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe they're taking all the super easy jobs so it's kind of like being lazy.

11/6/2025, 3:14:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If they could have produced enough, it would have done it in a week.

11/6/2025, 7:01:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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God dammit, Andrew, what are you doing?

6/6/2025, 5:05:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Elon should probably tell us he's not suicidal before it's too late.

5/6/2025, 7:24:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yep, right there on his Twitter account.

5/6/2025, 7:23:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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PLEASE LEAK IT, ELON!

5/6/2025, 7:23:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Concerning

5/6/2025, 7:13:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's just showing an off-screen camera his new controller.

4/6/2025, 7:27:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Yugioh art and lore is better than MTG's."

30/5/2025, 5:36:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm not getting my hopes up, but upgrades for the "impossible ports" would be nice.

27/5/2025, 3:28:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When someone tried to do it, I didn't even hear anyone talk about it the day of, and I'm in Texas. I only knew because of a YouTube subscription notification.

25/5/2025, 3:42:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Was it a Cybertruck? 🙏

17/5/2025, 3:55:22 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unfortunately, this will not teach anyone anything. The only thing that could teach people a lesson this far into this bullshit is their own suffering. So I hope Trump destroys the economy, and I hope his gestapo gets plenty of his voters by mistake.

16/5/2025, 3:32:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My go-to was going to be, "I have measles." I got the idea when Trump asked a reporter why she was wearing a mask.

10/5/2025, 5:39:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In other words, ignore the effect. Base it on stats.

9/5/2025, 3:55:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've seen several long segmenta of him, and despite him saying that he supports some progressive things like universal healthcare, he's still okay with everything Trump does. It doesn't matter what someone says they like when everything they say and do suggests otherwise.

6/5/2025, 6:34:18 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In his mind, Trump is not one of those billionaires.

3/5/2025, 7:31:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If Jan 6 didn't end this nightmare, what the fuck can???

28/4/2025, 7:51:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What is the autistic version of the star of David?

25/4/2025, 1:05:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The kid's dad has to be an evil atheist who hates God and cheats on his wife.

23/4/2025, 3:19:02 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Man, what hasn't this guy done in the mind of a conservative?

23/4/2025, 3:14:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It seems that they do not, since they are a news station. I'm confused about broadcast licenses, then. I will have to look into this.

19/4/2025, 2:55:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How did Fox not lose its broadcast license after the 2020 election lies?

19/4/2025, 12:33:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But I thought we needed the tariffs to bring back manufacturing.

18/4/2025, 4:33:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't get what goes on in these Dems heads.

12/4/2025, 5:34:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The GOP should go full anti-video games so the gamers will rise up.

10/4/2025, 4:00:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Always

6/4/2025, 7:53:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Watch out, Mr. President! Remember that one time you presented a graph?

3/4/2025, 12:41:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's so insane that they eat this shit up but couldn't handle global inflation post-covid.

2/4/2025, 3:24:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Apparently, this guy was.

image
2/4/2025, 3:23:06 AM | 30 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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Elon will try to get that money back somehow.

2/4/2025, 3:11:39 AM | 24 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Never physically hurt anyone. Lol he's so slimy.

18/3/2025, 6:20:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So brilliant of Biden to plan on Trump getting voted back in. He truly is Dark Brandon.

11/3/2025, 10:12:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is Elon's lifeforce tied to Twitter?

10/3/2025, 5:09:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pretty crazy how stocks can just increase despite not releasing anything that you said you would. And when you do, it gets recalled immediately.

10/3/2025, 5:09:04 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So a typical American population?

10/3/2025, 5:03:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The new dub has the original Japanese music. Digimon the Movie is unchanged except for the exclusion of Angela Anaconda at the beginning, if that counts.

4/3/2025, 10:56:13 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's okay to boo us. We suck.

4/3/2025, 5:24:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My biggest fear is that no matter how bad things get, those who voted for it will never understand that it's their fault.

4/3/2025, 2:53:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No, you do the N64 Mario scream.

4/3/2025, 2:47:58 PM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No no, guns for me, not for thee!

27/2/2025, 4:09:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Would be a shame if his acceleration pedal got stuck.

26/2/2025, 1:25:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Please, anyone, I need to see the transcript.

20/2/2025, 11:12:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, I'm sure Cenk is taking all those wins.

20/2/2025, 4:34:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The conservative mind is wild. I don't get how they don't overload from bullshit.

20/2/2025, 6:36:20 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's going to launch his own shitcoin at some point.

20/2/2025, 6:34:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Come on, man, they BOOED MITCH MCCONNELL! What more do you want from MAGA?

20/2/2025, 6:32:56 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Has someone trained a generative AI model on these yet?

19/2/2025, 9:13:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hear he works in mysterious ways.

18/2/2025, 3:46:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don't you mean 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅? (I f you don't get it, count them.)

18/2/2025, 3:46:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Patience.

18/2/2025, 2:09:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This picture without the text would be hilarious to have after Trump dies in a Trump Force One crash.

18/2/2025, 1:12:13 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Queue conservatives saying this is an insurrection.

17/2/2025, 11:21:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Someday, we'll have to explain to the younger generation why this wasn't a lie at the time. youtu.be/ttu65Uv2YSU?...

17/2/2025, 11:15:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When is Trump Force One going to have its own disaster?

17/2/2025, 11:12:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Getting scammed is actually winning.

17/2/2025, 3:55:48 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't understand what's going on in his head.

14/2/2025, 10:33:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Elon told us he would lie - I mean, be incorrect - sometimes. What more do you want?

14/2/2025, 5:38:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So a woman is next for real this time?

13/2/2025, 4:54:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is the media behind us???

13/2/2025, 4:53:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The conditions are so perfect. Anti-vax is totally normalized, RFK will be head of HHS, and the Trump administration will suppress information about bird flu. Imagine if Trump could somehow stop farmers from culling infected flocks.

11/2/2025, 6:06:52 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No, Dinesh, it's because you like Confederate generals.

11/2/2025, 4:07:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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!

11/2/2025, 7:17:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I didn't even look into how old the guy's racists posts are. I just assumed they were old. 2 months ago is wild.

9/2/2025, 3:52:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view