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Putting out little pearls of wisdom. Professional microblogger, like a starving artist but with more starving. ๐Ÿ”ฎ๐Ÿ‘€=๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ

created November 28, 2024

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Profile picture Free eggs ๐Ÿณ (@theshitithink.bsky.social) reply parent

So crops that we export are not moving and the oversupply drives down domestic prices to below cost of production. The majority of our Farmers produce these crops and they are losing money on them but they're not stuff that we eat directly. Honestly corn chips should be down but that's about it.

1/9/2025, 6:58:21 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Free eggs ๐Ÿณ (@theshitithink.bsky.social) reply parent

It's complicated, tariffs are raising prices on food that comes in from other countries. Food packaging costs more because of Steel and aluminum tariffs. Corn and soybeans are mostly used as animal feed. We produce way more than we can use and we have pissed off our top customers.

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There have been continued rumors that the U.S. President is in ill health.

1/9/2025, 3:23:58 PM | 48 19 | View on Bluesky | view

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Profile picture Olga Nesterova (@onestpress.onestnetwork.com) reposted

Whoever is writing this on behalf of.. United States, I guess, doesnโ€™t understand the main issue here - you are now explaining yourself after messing up the relations with India after DJT demanded Modi to nominate him for a Nobel peace prize for โ€œsolving the war between India and Pakistanโ€. SAD.

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Profile picture Andy Merrill โ€œBrakโ€ & I maybe love๐Ÿซ˜ (@amerrill2.bsky.social) reposted

I was a waiter at Bennigans in Atlanta a long time ago. The after church crowd SUUUUUUUUUUCKED!!! They gave their 10% to the Lord, so you get pittance or maybe, if your lucky, a tract or a written-on-the-receipt bible verse.

31/8/2025, 5:33:33 PM | 337 45 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Free eggs ๐Ÿณ (@theshitithink.bsky.social)

Charlie Kirk is a master debater. Son of a masturbator.

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31/8/2025, 5:34:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Free eggs ๐Ÿณ (@theshitithink.bsky.social)

Butthead spanked his monkey in the shower so much that eventually Charlie Kirk climbed out of the drain and made his way to a local church.

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31/8/2025, 12:40:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They really missed an opportunity for a crossover episode

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It turns out the master debater is a product of a pure virgin masturbation birth

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Profile picture Free eggs ๐Ÿณ (@theshitithink.bsky.social)

Maybe Charlie Kirk was like a virgin birth but with jacking off and no females involved

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The master debater and his dad from which he got his master debating skills

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A chip off the old block he is

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Like his dad maybe

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He came by it honest

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Him and his dad irl

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Him and his dad irl

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Like father like a son

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Half cartoon half man

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Can you see the family resemblance?

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Even Butthead eventually scored

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Profile picture Free eggs ๐Ÿณ (@theshitithink.bsky.social)

Alligator Alcatraz was meant to be maximum intimidation but turned out to be maximum embarrassment

30/8/2025, 8:01:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Free eggs ๐Ÿณ (@theshitithink.bsky.social)

Oh no the USA might invade our country and landscape our parks!

30/8/2025, 7:59:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Free eggs ๐Ÿณ (@theshitithink.bsky.social)

Other countries are going to be so scared of us when they see our soldiers raking wood chips

30/8/2025, 7:58:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Free eggs ๐Ÿณ (@theshitithink.bsky.social)

I'm so confused. Are they WAR FIGHTERS or garbage cleanup and landscaping contractors?

30/8/2025, 7:57:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Free eggs ๐Ÿณ (@theshitithink.bsky.social)

The Republicans will now forever be known as the party that launch the military on peaceful American cities

30/8/2025, 7:54:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Free eggs ๐Ÿณ (@theshitithink.bsky.social)

He had planned to use the military against the American people from the very beginning because he hates us but he thought we would riot to give him a good excuse but now that he is close to death he had to hurry up his plans.

30/8/2025, 7:52:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's so fascist that he couldn't even wait for riots to turn the military on civilians

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Profile picture Patrick De Klotz (@patdeklotz.bsky.social) reposted

Every time I see masked ICE officers ripping a parent from their child, I think: โ€œAmericans chose this; they knew this would happen. A lot of people were happy at the thought.โ€ And I feel that I do not at all understand the country I am in and the world around me.

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Profile picture Free eggs ๐Ÿณ (@theshitithink.bsky.social)

Rumors of his death were greatly exaggerated but to be fair rumors of his life were also greatly exaggerated

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Profile picture Free eggs ๐Ÿณ (@theshitithink.bsky.social)

If you run a business what do you do now?

30/8/2025, 1:24:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Free eggs ๐Ÿณ (@theshitithink.bsky.social)

I really regret not buying some fireworks to set off when he dies.

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Profile picture Free eggs ๐Ÿณ (@theshitithink.bsky.social)

Now that Cracker Barrel is a right wing restaurant I will not be eating there.

29/8/2025, 7:13:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Free eggs ๐Ÿณ (@theshitithink.bsky.social)

Texans were once known for their independence and cool boots but now they're just known for boot licking

29/8/2025, 5:07:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Free eggs ๐Ÿณ (@theshitithink.bsky.social)

My daughter can't have the necklace that she wants because the seller no longer ships to the USA

29/8/2025, 4:47:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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finance.yahoo.com/news/florida...

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I bet my Maga in laws are really proud of themselves for destroying my patriotism and making this a country I don't want to live in anymore

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๐Ÿคฎ

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If he really wanted to fight violent crime he would deploy the National Guard to protect our school children

28/8/2025, 2:22:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Free eggs ๐Ÿณ (@theshitithink.bsky.social)

Reading that the president's approval ratings have actually gone up this week makes me sick to my stomach. I hate this country and want to leave.

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Profile picture Free eggs ๐Ÿณ (@theshitithink.bsky.social)

Extraordinary common sense

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Profile picture Elizabeth Warren (@warren.senate.gov) reposted

Trump is desperately looking for a scapegoat to cover for his own failure to lower costs for Americans and firing Lisa Cook is his latest move. Itโ€™s an authoritarian power grab that blatantly violates the Federal Reserve Act, and any court that follows the law will overturn it.

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They think this makes them look tough but it makes them look weak and lame.

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Profile picture Paulley Ticks (@tomadelsbach.bsky.social) reposted

While Volodymyr Zelensky was given a tour White House, President Trump made an unplanned stop in Melania's bedroom.

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You have enough money to make it happen if you made it your mission. But after you bought the government to make it happen I doubt you would want to give up your new power

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Profile picture Rubicon1313 ๐Ÿ’•Safe 4 LGTBQ๐Ÿ’•Vets (@rubicon1313.bsky.social) reposted

Letting Ukraine be Slaughtered

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Profile picture Free eggs ๐Ÿณ (@theshitithink.bsky.social)

Maybe it was a bad idea to show them how weak and stupid we are.

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Profile picture Adam Parkhomenko (@adamparkhomenko.bsky.social) reposted

holy shit

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Duncan noted that Chicago is on track this year for the lowest number of homicides in any year since 1965. So why would Trump threaten to send the military into Chicago, supposedly to fight crime? Because heโ€™s a fascist inventing an excuse to grab dictatorial power. 5/

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Profile picture Pam Keith (@pamkeithdc.bsky.social) reposted

China canceling contracts for corn, soybeans and beef is DEVASTATING our ag industries. I cannot fathom why they voted for someone who ran on imposing massive tariffs on China. Did they seriously assume that China wouldnโ€™t clap back? Really? Of course they would Racism makes people stupid.

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Profile picture Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted

Dems should swap out Hakeem Jeffries with Jasmine Crockett. They need that kind of fire.

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Profile picture Free eggs ๐Ÿณ (@theshitithink.bsky.social)

The military takeovers and complete loss of freedom will probably be unpopular in the areas where it happens but rural folks will think it's great.

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Poor Southern trailer trash thinks that Chicago is one of the most dangerous places in the world. They are really happy about the government treading on those folks.

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Profile picture Free eggs ๐Ÿณ (@theshitithink.bsky.social)

Listening to Jefferies it seems that the Democrats are pretty excited about the military takeover of Chicago. I guess it's all part of their plan to win the midterms by not doing anything at all.

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Profile picture Free eggs ๐Ÿณ (@theshitithink.bsky.social)

Many rural Americans are cheering the military takeover of Chicago. It is something that Fox News convinced them that they wanted for many years now.

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You can have a free country or you can have a police date but you can't have both.

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There was a time not to long ago that Texans were known for their independence and grit. Now they are known as loyal subjects with no mind of their own that do what they're told.

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Profile picture Free eggs ๐Ÿณ (@theshitithink.bsky.social)

The Epstein Scandal gave me hope for a little while but it's fading now. Maybe Friday's release will bring it back ๐Ÿคž

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I had to take some time off from here for a little while because everything is so depressing. In the real world it's not any better. People are depressed and grouchy. People are coming to terms with the fact they no longer live in a free country.

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The anti-progressives want to show off the accomplishments of progressives? It's all so confusing these days

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President taco out there making fake threats that he will never carry out against Russia again this morning

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I wonder if Texas Dems would have walked out over school vouchers instead of the new redistricting Maps hurting their chances of keeping their jobs if the redistricting would have even happened?

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In just a few years when God's chosen Governor takes over as president the entire Smithsonian will be covered in paintings like this of our new deer leader. Hallelujah!

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God saved his life and now he is the chosen one. Newsome is now God's Divine representative. It's an undeniable fact.

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Profile picture Jess Piper (@piperformissouri.bsky.social) reposted

I wonโ€™t be going high anymore. I return the same energy, and if we both end up in hell, so be it.

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The More You Know.

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Take me to church

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If you've ever wanted a friend that could come up with a bullshit answer to any question that you might have, ai is your man.

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Profile picture Anonymous (@youranonjd.bsky.social) reposted

Just got word that ICE agents in Miami are rolling up to Home Depot & Loweโ€™s in โ€œwork vansโ€ asking people if they need a days work and kidnapping them when they get in the van. They think theyโ€™re getting picked up to go to work, and theyโ€™re getting shipped to concentration camps instead. #FuckICE

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"A Confederacy of Beavises" is the best thing that I have read today ๐Ÿ†

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Profile picture Reuters (@reuters.com) reposted

As Trump's Make America Great Again movement has come to define the Republican party's identity, the line separating the far right from mainstream conservatism has grown increasingly difficult to draw, experts on political extremism said reut.rs/4ftv4ne

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