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Shmooz

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Lead, Follow, or get out of the way. I just want to get out of the way. Idiocracy Solitude makes us tougher towards ourselves and tenderer towards others. Both ways improves our character. - Nietzsche Blow up the outside world - Soundgarden

created December 11, 2024

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I'll add some comic relief for my Windy city peeps. Stay safe. Idiocracy is now

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Critical thinking interpretation is "Let Them Eat Cake". History repeats yet again. Groundhogs Day iteration #12.

30/8/2025, 10:19:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Didn't you hear, it's already on the map above the Gulf of America.🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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30/8/2025, 5:36:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shhhh..Keep that on the down low. If RFK Jr finds out he'll be telling everyone that he's located the fountain of youth and we should all go swimming to cure autism and gain natural immunity. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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30/8/2025, 4:59:33 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 1:58:01 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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With recent Measles and Polio revivals, global coronavirus pandemic and bird and swine flus' ready to emerge without oversight from our virology dream team. Mind blown, we've achieved Idiocracy. American #1 idiots.

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29/8/2025, 1:21:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can't believe that America has achieved the pinnacle of ultimate ignorance. We've chosen political propaganda over scientists with decades of experience to protect society from our own human extinction by bacterial and viral pandemic outbreaks.

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29/8/2025, 1:01:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 11:45:54 PM | 4 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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We're so far past the America that the founding fathers created. I'm gonna burn the flag of the current Dumbfuckistan we've devolved into.

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25/8/2025, 9:00:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 3:10:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trumpflation Tracker (@trumpflationtrkr.bsky.social) reposted

July US corporate bankruptcy filings hit highest monthly total in 5 years www.spglobal.com/market-intel...

19/8/2025, 9:35:30 PM | 357 184 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted

Tulsi Gabbard: "Russia did not appear to have any preference for one candidate over the other." (Putin said publicly he was happy Trump won!)

20/8/2025, 1:44:27 AM | 2705 531 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hmm, Cruella's evolved from targeting Dalmatian puppies to attempting to rewrite history that exposed the Trump-Putin collusion Quid Pro Quo. Didn't have that one on my Disney character bingo card.

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20/8/2025, 2:40:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/8/2025, 10:00:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/8/2025, 9:58:06 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@hrbrmstr.dev is truly a Cybersecurity Data Science rockstar. His spidey senses to articulate and highlight hidden patterns in large datasets is just genius. Sure could've used his visualization skills back in the early Internet (Infosec) days.

16/8/2025, 11:55:45 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When ignorant despotic tyrants are allowed to rewrite history to support their Fascist narrative, it steals the opportunity of future generations to refrain from prior lessons learned.

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13/8/2025, 3:44:24 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's got what plants crave. 🤦‍♂️

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12/8/2025, 5:02:33 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Only a few problems Padre. He'd need to understand math, logic, and feel human empathy. Good try though.

11/8/2025, 2:45:29 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, mmmkay, that'd be great..

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8/8/2025, 2:14:47 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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6/8/2025, 8:34:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If a picture is worth a thousand words.

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28/7/2025, 9:13:52 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Time for a revival of a GenX religious prayer concert hall.

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28/7/2025, 8:38:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Here's the clown he's going to build to take the orders at Donnies Burgers and Nuggets.

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28/7/2025, 7:42:53 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Bruce 💚💙 (@craigbruce68.bsky.social) reposted

They’re rich. They’re anti-Trump. And they don’t want their big tax cut. - The Washington Post apple.news/AF5tnj397T9u...

27/7/2025, 7:11:33 PM | 2 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Washington Post (@washingtonpost.com) reposted

At least 10 children between the ages of 3 and 15 were held in an underground bunker in central Alabama and sexually exploited, tortured and trafficked, according to the local sheriff’s department. Seven arrests have been made, with more expected.

25/7/2025, 5:08:48 PM | 376 226 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/7/2025, 3:57:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just needs slight modification to add the Bluesmobile sound system. We're getting the band back together, we're on a mission from God. 😉

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27/7/2025, 3:45:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Robert Reich (@rbreich.bsky.social) reposted

The more Trump’s tyranny is exposed, the stronger the resistance. The worse it gets, the larger the backlash. The crueler and more vicious his regime becomes, the more powerful the alliances being formed at every level of society and the world to stop him. Keep up the fight.

27/7/2025, 12:53:40 PM | 2442 684 | View on Bluesky | view

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Most bankruptcies.

27/7/2025, 3:04:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Exclusive!! Trump blames Socrates, Einstein, Carl Sagan, and Stephen Hawking collusion to create fake news in witch hunt to persecute Trump. OMFG...

22/7/2025, 10:19:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El Jefe De Security (@eljefe.social) reposted

He'd want us to Bark at the Moon

22/7/2025, 10:10:24 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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All I can say is... What a long strange trip it's been.

22/7/2025, 10:02:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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💯 Exactly like...

22/7/2025, 9:59:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is a devastating day for most Gen X folks who grew up on Black Sabbath and Ozzy. RIP - Prince of Darkness. May you Randy and Dio rock the fuck out of the afterlife.

22/7/2025, 8:50:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Satan laughing spreads his wings

22/7/2025, 8:44:07 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Look into my eyes you'll see who I am My name is Lucifer please take my hand. Rest in peace Ozzy Prince of Darkness hope you and Randy are going to Rock the shit out of the afterlife!!!

22/7/2025, 6:58:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Couldn't have said it better myself.

22/7/2025, 2:18:58 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Where can I recommend a suggestion for a contestant for one of the group of 20?

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22/7/2025, 2:05:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Here we go again...🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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22/7/2025, 1:56:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's just more proof of my assertion below is true.

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20/7/2025, 1:54:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Geddython (@geddython.bsky.social) reposted

Would be cool to see this picture of Geddy Lee get reposted 2112 times

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Profile picture Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) reposted

Let me run private PBS, I would cook.

17/7/2025, 6:04:38 PM | 4886 468 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scott Galloway (@profgalloway.com) reposted

What would a modern day gestapo with WiFi and drones, targeting people based on their identity and not their behavior, look like? We know what it looks like. Its called ICE. www.profgalloway.com/ice-age/

11/7/2025, 5:18:07 PM | 460 139 | View on Bluesky | view

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Something like this...

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Profile picture Ryan Clark (@ryanclark85.bsky.social) reposted

Joy Reid STUNS CNN Panel With TRUTH About Iran #DueDissidence #JoyReid #Iran #CNN

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Looks like a pig in a blanket to me.

27/6/2025, 6:26:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What's old is new again. We just have a next generation confused deputy.

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26/6/2025, 3:34:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We've truly accomplished full mastery of Idiocracy.

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26/6/2025, 3:16:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Borowitz Report (@borowitzreport.bsky.social) reposted

If this comment doesn’t cinch the Peace Prize for him the Nobels are rigged

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It's kinda ironic that something so heinous (volumetric exploitation attack traffic) can look so pretty.

19/6/2025, 5:24:32 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CNN (@cnn.com) reposted

JUST IN: Japan's Nippon Steel has finalized its plan to buy 100% of US Steel despite President Trump's past opposition to the deal. cnn.it/4kJZS4J

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Seriously rolling on the floor laughing my ass off. Thanks Marcus I could really use a good laugh right now.

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15/6/2025, 6:48:19 AM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Question 1. What is your name? Question 2. What is your citizenship?. Question 3. What $ amount can you afford to show your loyalty to MAGA? I think we've surpassed the OH SHIT!! phase.

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I'm confused. Please remind me how this is going to make America great again?

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Profile picture Mike Sec (@sudoinit0.bsky.social) reposted

So much for cybersecurity being non-partisan… www.cybersecuritydive.com/news/trump-c...

7/6/2025, 12:33:45 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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WTAF? Does this EO mean that this administration is allowed to rewrite the actual historical record to cover up 45s indiscretions and modify reality to align with 47s MAGA insanity?

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Profile picture Ryan Naraine (@ryanaraine.bsky.social) reposted

New pod: The disappearing art of reporting on Western APTs securityconversations.com/episode/the-...

30/5/2025, 6:59:34 PM | 9 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/5/2025, 7:04:45 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nice list, but it needs some Black Sabbath

28/5/2025, 5:53:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who couldn't have figured that one out. Putin played him like the chump that he is.

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Profile picture David Sirota (@davidsirota.com) reposted

The Lever warned about this weeks ago - and reported that the tech industry was lobbying hard for it.

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Profile picture evacide (@evacide.bsky.social) reposted

Q&A from a talk I gave last week. Q: "What do you think is the biggest threat in cybersecurity right now? Is it post-quantum computing? Is it AI?" A: Fascism. It's fascism.

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Profile picture The Bulwark (@thebulwark.com) reposted

“ This is arguably the biggest grift in modern history” - @profgalloway.com

10/5/2025, 4:13:58 PM | 2440 961 | View on Bluesky | view

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“It Depends” 😉

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May her soul rest in eternal peace and a sincere thanks for her service.

4/5/2025, 6:32:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Me screaming into the void. “Why can’t you all see that the emperor is naked.”

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Who could’ve ever thought that they’d ever see Gestapo or SS (Secret Police) behavior during peacetime in the USA.

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Watch more: www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUwf...

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Looks like the McKinsey consulting "everything for profit" after effects. Ferengi rules were applied. What could go wrong? 🤦‍♂️😵‍💫

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Puff, Puff, I’ll Pass…

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