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So Hegseth’s missiles were fired at a boat: ✅ they had no idea where it was going ✅ they had no idea who was on it ✅ they had no established authority to act ✅ but definitely wanted to murder whoever was on it Everyone involved should rot in prison forever
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The thing is that Bari Weiss would give you The Free Press for nothing if you let her run CBS News. The $100M they're rumored to pay is just her reward for helping the oligarchs take power, first as an infiltrator inside NYT then as a highly promoted propagandist
If the U.S. military isn't going to release details on the justification for killing 11 civilians in a civilian boat who weren't posing a threat to anyone, then we have to conclude the "justification" is: the U.S. military is willing to kill civilians to give Trump social media content.
the right is genuinely so afraid of zohran mamdani it’s quite astounding to witness them openly bribe in such a pathetic way
I accidentally pissed off tons of Brits because I thought it would be funny to call beans on toast “beanut butter toast”
I would be too embarrased to admit this is how I felt
They don't want to just murder people; they want you to cheer them on while they do it.
What’s Rufo been up to lately anyway, haven’t been hearing from him
once again tapping the sign
you'd think the governor of illinois basically going "we're being invaded by an authoritarian" would be something you'd see real easy on the front page of most everything an hour later
It’s crazy that all this fascism is happening in a country that brought over every high-ranking Nazi that didn’t die in WWII & gave them free houses and lucrative government jobs
If I were an editor, my questions for this Contributing Opinion Writer Who Is a Senior Fellow At a Right Wing Think Tank would have included: 1. What party is Zohran Mamdani a member of 2. What party just nominated him to be its candidate for mayor of New York 3. What are you talking about
Here's some real talk: Dem strategists urging Dems to avoid the "trap" of talking about Trump occupying cities are saying this precisely in order to get quoted in NYT and elsewhere, and everyone involved in this charade knows it. @jamisonfoser.bsky.social and me: newrepublic.com/article/1998...
I can’t imagine the hypothetical person that is so focused on Trump’s health that they forget that he’s a child rapist. Like that just falls out of their brain?
Incredible game
[Giuliani's final breath] Tell my family I loved...9/11
"officers were still investigating and had not arrested anybody" We have 15 law enforcement officers show up for every traffic stop in DC right now, but when a lunatic shoots and murders a 5th grader having harmless fun in Texas, we're "still investigating"
Dark Marge theory
The Antichrist was supposed to rule for 3 years I think
Yeah according to Revelations he’s got at least 2 more years
So was there more than just the one picture
Pulled him out of a vat
It’s sad to learn I’m “one of those guys” because that’s definitely not him
They’ll be like “this is a distraction from the kitchen table issues that the nation wants us to focus on”
WHAT share.google/Ld2xgvWLXViV...
nobody has seen the president in three days [burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy
I want to see a documentary about that band “the toilet bowl cleaners” that would advertise on comedy bang bang and apparently took themselves very seriously despite having songs called shit like “diarrhea bounceback”
It's extremely unfair to speculate about Donald Trump's health just because he's elderly and can't form linear thoughts and has the diet of a first grader who won the lottery and his flesh has been changing color like autumn leaves.
Is it actually being dismantled though
If you gamble all your money away, they call it losing your ass, right? What if you hit a jackpot, is it called winning a second ass?
Idk how anyone’s gonna try to prove you aren’t a former smoker
Im gonna kick his ass
I bet those guys had big cone heads like the cone heads did
Hey @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social this isn’t a distraction, this is the thing, they’re all the thing
There aren't many stories that prompt gasps at our editors' daily budget meeting. But this was one.
Houses aren’t the only type of property that exists, that’s the whole point. A bunch of rich fucks in Chicago own parking everywhere, why can’t the government seize that and stop the price gouging there
There’s like so many examples of assholes owning private property that prevents society from doing good stuff that you’d think the government has a compelling case for eminent domain and you never hear about that as a solution. It’s only ever used to like run poor people out of their homes
I don’t get why eminent domain is never used to do anything good
I love lumines!!
What’s wild is that’s just ketchup
The young people who would have been most likely to lead the domestic anti-fascist fight in 2025 were repeatedly arrested, beat, jailed, mocked by elites and non-elites over the past 5 years. This was bipartisan. I find it interesting whenever some people ask 'where the young people are' now.
For folks not in DC: - There are full-on police checkpoints most nights - Gangs of 30+ federal agents roam DC - National Guard folks w/ guns patrolling a Harris Teeter - Every day, multiple friends see ICE kidnapping ppl - Daycares are scared to have kids go on walks due to ICE
It’s good
“Deeper! Deeper!” — my vein thrombosis
Here’s a free presidential platform Dems can use: bring back smaller trucks
Jamelle Bouie Receives the 2025 Carey McWilliams Award The Carey McWilliams Award is presented annually by the American Political Science Association (APSA) to honor major journalistic contributions to society’s understanding of politics. Citation from the Award Committee: The American Political…
Guy In Philosophy Class Needs To Shut The Fuck Up https://theonion.com/guy-in-philosophy-class-needs-to-shut-the-fuck-up-1819568055/
If you are constantly following public opinion that is itself shaped by the Trump admin’s own propaganda it’s a feedback loop that inevitably shifts toward that propaganda. That’s why leadership is called leading not… following.
When homie prepares the series of trials
six figure DNC strategy consultant: This hasn't worked once, ever, but my recommendation is we try it again!
You missed Eli day but luckily you can still enjoy the festivities
They made a card out of this?!
I doubt a Black reporter could have done this story and been "invited in." But, apparently, the Times does not consider that this fact may bias their story? How is segregated access "objective?" Whiteness is a credential often presented as neutrality.
if you can't sell the american public on the idea that federal troops in the streets is fundamentally unacceptable then you have no business being in politics. and if you do not forcibly believe this at your core such that you can't shut up about it, that goes double for you
NSFW EVERYONE: not safe for work ME: north south feast west
They are beating women in public.
Yeah, another thing I’m still mad about
the thing about Trump and Putin meeting is that Russiagate was basically entirely correct and the fact that the media bought Bill Barr's Mueller Report cover letter saying "he didn't do it" hook line and sinker remains a national disgrace
I tried it this morning!!!
Attorney James Hollis says that over 80% of people in Alligator Alcatraz are sick, many with Covid symptoms. This is eugenics. People have already died in ICE custody. Many will be disabled. The inhumane conditions are ripe for the spread of disease.
the phrase “moral panic” gets thrown around a lot but I’m not sure what other reaction I’m supposed to have to the information that facebook, on purpose, built chatbots for the purpose of having cybersex with children
This would fix me
Okay, I've deleted my earlier post. Apparently, this is *not* a pipe. But the fact that I thought it was says a lot about society.
In 2024, moderate candidates for the U.S. House barely outperformed the average partisan (I bet if you factor in for money spent, there's no advantage at all to "moderation" as a virtue at all)
I am just going to keep yelling about it: Ai is a cognitive destruction mechanism. Offloading cognition to algorithms is the real extinction level threat not AGI or digital gods.
Convicted child sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell has reportedly been cleared to leave prison on work release.
if you all need a taste of how long it takes to undo fascism, the weimar republic legalized abortions, the fascists made them illegal, and we still have remnants of the fascist anti-abortion laws right now in germany, abortions are illegal but decriminalized. we still are not back at weimar.
I want to do that
There’s just alot of people looking directly into a camera and saying 2+2=7 and expecting you to passively take that because you now have no agency and are merely a vessel for that lie to be conveyed and that’s generally bad I think
Offer received and accepted, funemployment ends homies. I release my employment jelly to the wild now, thank you friend.
I think it’s good to align ourselves with the truth whenever possible
something to keep in mind here is that when people like rick scott see a black person in dc (like myself) they think we are criminals either about to do crime or just done doing crime. so they don't "feel safe." the very existence of a nonwhite person to people like this means dc is "not safe."
It’s like they’re all just shitty podcasters now
I think the transition from news reporters reporting events to “discussing how events might affect public perception” is one of the most dangerous and insane things to happen to modern media. Nothing matters anymore because the people who used to say things mattered now wonder who will care
when the situation on the ground has degraded to such a point that even a loathsome dick head who everyone hates can't walk down the street without losing a fight he started, the government must ensure the safety of its citizens by releasing truckloads of anonymous armed goons, accountable to no one
If the ai bubble does pop is there a way to do some sort of big short for AI?
Gaza will not sleep tonight, mourning its shining lantern and the lion of its battlefield. By God, we weep as if our own brother has been martyred. Anas Al-Sharif the voice of truth you were her melody when they tried to silence every song, her tear when the river ran dry. And today, they have.
“Hello?” I asked, picking up the phone. “It’s me, the gun that can talk and also shoots guys through the phone.” #twosentencehorrorstories
The Blair witch is always starting projects and then leaving them standing in the corner unfinished
They're rapidly realizing they can now straight up steal money for any blue state/blue voter thing and the courts will back them up.
It Took Just 24 Hours of Complaints for OpenAI to Start Bringing Back Its Old Model https://gizmodo.com/it-took-just-24-hours-of-complaints-for-openai-to-start-bringing-back-its-old-model-2000640912
What if all the big ai bros are all just in various stages of ai induced psychosis
Didn’t want to believe this was true. It’s true.
Yeah but the rest of what he did was weird. I think that’s a new tiktok trend though, scramble the egg whites and then finish by mixing in the yolks, leaving them still quite wet
"Bluesky is dying" Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.
New level of dystopia achieved: A state Supreme Court has announced a death sentence ruling via an AI spokesman
Trump will sign an executive order today that allows your 401K money to be invested in private equity. Aside from what that means for your retirement fund, it will also roughly DOUBLE the amount of money P.E. firms have at their disposal to take over companies/hospitals/housing/etc.
Hi yes hello, going to reiterate that this should not be legal
lmao this is so good for mamdani
Chris Cuomo posting a deepfake of AOC the same week that Jim Acosta “interviews” a deepfake of a school shooting victim are both harbingers of how traditional media power players will help usher in the worst of the AI slop era
Clanker has been around for a while in fiction
You got a fucking free, fully furnished house and you're still complaining about not having a servant. I despise these people.
In 2025, institutions with money and power are complicit little cowards while everyday people are unimaginably brave Columbia bends the knee. A random LA principal blocks ICE from coming into his school Paramount cancels shows. A Bronx baseball coach tells ICE agents to fuck themselves
timesmachine.nytimes.com/timesmachine...
re media: this piece was commissioned and killed by a mainstream site because it's too partisan and not light enough. a lot of outlets think accurately describing what is happening is a bummer & will maybe get them in trouble with some readers/the govt. www.everythingishorrible.net/p/pritzker-m...
people struggle with a rich guy who’s really this dumb and malicious but you can’t square his beliefs without that. people want it to be a game in service of something else but he’s just a dumb asshole who’s never faced a real consequence and he believes he’s right because it’s ordained by god.
it has been said over and over but it’s worth reiterating in the face of this horrifying decision: RFK is quite literally joining the war on cancer on the side of cancer