The TACO Toddler Files [official account] (@thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social) / Redsky

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It won't be long. Trust me.

2/9/2025, 12:19:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The TACO Toddler Files [official account] (@thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social) reply parent

And this will....?

2/9/2025, 12:14:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The TACO Toddler Files [official account] (@thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social) reply parent

You need a new man

2/9/2025, 12:13:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The TACO Toddler Files [official account] (@thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social) reply parent

Why did it take so long?

1/9/2025, 11:51:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The TACO Toddler Files [official account] (@thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social) reply parent

Woo dey woo

1/9/2025, 11:49:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The TACO Toddler Files [official account] (@thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social) reply parent

Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill 1968. A great vintage 😆

31/8/2025, 11:26:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 11:21:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The TACO Toddler Files [official account] (@thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social) reply parent

Instead of disempowered I prefer to say disembodied

28/8/2025, 3:59:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The TACO Toddler Files [official account] (@thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social) reply parent

Where have we seen this before?

28/8/2025, 12:25:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

#ImpeachTrumpNow (@trumps-a-moron.bsky.social) reposted

IDK who made this but it's hilarious 🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

28/8/2025, 11:19:04 AM | 13 7 | View on Bluesky | view

The TACO Toddler Files [official account] (@thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social) reply parent

He's correct

28/8/2025, 1:42:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The TACO Toddler Files [official account] (@thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social) reply parent

Where have we seen something like this before?

27/8/2025, 7:02:19 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The TACO Toddler Files [official account] (@thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social) reply parent

So you're saying that a President with six bankruptcies under his belt (so far) isn't qualified to manage the Fed?

27/8/2025, 6:57:23 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The TACO Toddler Files [official account] (@thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm gonna puke

26/8/2025, 11:23:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The TACO Toddler Files [official account] (@thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social) reply parent

Give it to him if he promises to resign. Hell give him a Pulitzer for his dopey Truth Social posts. Just get him out of the Oval Office.

26/8/2025, 11:23:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The TACO Toddler Files [official account] (@thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social) reply parent

The 'Fuck your feelings crowd' easily triggered by a sign. A sign. Good grief.

26/8/2025, 11:21:30 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It went up 60 cents per gallon overnight last weekend in the Cincinnati area. He's lying as usual.

26/8/2025, 6:04:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The TACO Toddler Files [official account] (@thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social) reply parent

"Big beautiful face"

26/8/2025, 5:57:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The TACO Toddler Files [official account] (@thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social) reply parent

What woman would have an affair with him? Found her

26/8/2025, 4:21:43 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The TACO Toddler Files [official account] (@thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social) reply parent

The man with six bankruptcies in charge of monetary policy. What could go wrong?

26/8/2025, 4:03:05 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The "fuck your feelings crowd" is easily triggered by new signage

25/8/2025, 11:57:03 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The TACO Toddler Files [official account] (@thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social)

I propose a deal; give Trump a Nobel if he'll resign, hell give him a Pulitzer as well for his dopey Truth Social posts. Most of America would love this deal.

25/8/2025, 9:43:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The TACO Toddler Files [official account] (@thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social) reply parent

I propose a deal; give Trump a Nobel if he'll resign, hell give him a Pulitzer as well for his dopey Truth Social posts. Most of America would love this deal.

25/8/2025, 9:41:41 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The TACO Toddler Files [official account] (@thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social)

Breaking Bad

25/8/2025, 3:10:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The TACO Toddler Files [official account] (@thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social) reply parent

And MAGAs are triggered by the new Cracker Barrel logo. SMH

25/8/2025, 2:03:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The TACO Toddler Files [official account] (@thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social) reply parent

The Toddler critiquing someone else's hair is laughable. #ratsnest

25/8/2025, 2:50:52 AM | 70 1 | View on Bluesky | view

The TACO Toddler Files [official account] (@thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social) reply parent

Nice legs!

24/8/2025, 11:53:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The TACO Toddler Files [official account] (@thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social) reply parent

A solid bet right there

24/8/2025, 1:27:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The TACO Toddler Files [official account] (@thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social) reply parent

But focus on that dopey hat

24/8/2025, 1:11:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The TACO Toddler Files [official account] (@thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social) reply parent

I won't lose any sleep

24/8/2025, 1:07:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/8/2025, 8:25:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The TACO Toddler Files [official account] (@thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social) reply parent

Better than 'Howard the Duck'

23/8/2025, 8:23:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I expect PBS will be replaced with a 'Truth Social' 24/7 broadcast. Book it

23/8/2025, 8:22:19 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

The TACO Toddler Files [official account] (@thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social) reply parent

"Fair and balanced"

23/8/2025, 8:21:00 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The TACO Toddler Files [official account] (@thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social)

Good grief

22/8/2025, 2:24:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The TACO Toddler Files [official account] (@thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social) reply parent

"If you don't fight like hell you won't have a country anymore" Donald J Trump January 6, 2021

21/8/2025, 10:46:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The TACO Toddler Files [official account] (@thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social) reply parent

The randomly capitalized words are the chef's kiss to his dementia

19/8/2025, 9:12:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The TACO Toddler Files [official account] (@thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social) reply parent

Gaudy, just like The Toddler

19/8/2025, 9:08:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The TACO Toddler Files [official account] (@thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social) reply parent

You win the internet today 😀

18/8/2025, 11:01:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He didn't want to piss off The Toddler

18/8/2025, 11:00:09 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The TACO Toddler Files [official account] (@thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social) reply parent

28 years ago 🤦

18/8/2025, 10:55:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The TACO Toddler Files [official account] (@thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social) reply parent

And a boner

18/8/2025, 5:58:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The TACO Toddler Files [official account] (@thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social)

Blue balls

18/8/2025, 5:57:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The TACO Toddler Files [official account] (@thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social) reply parent

So is he saying Republicans aren't capable of cheating with mail in ballots?

18/8/2025, 1:22:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The TACO Toddler Files [official account] (@thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social) reply parent

A 79 year old toddler

18/8/2025, 11:52:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The TACO Toddler Files [official account] (@thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social)

Gavin Newsom is the candidate the Democrat party needs. We've found a leader.

14/8/2025, 8:04:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The TACO Toddler Files [official account] (@thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social)

14/8/2025, 1:09:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The TACO Toddler Files [official account] (@thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social) reply parent

My brother and me age unknown. I'm holding my brother. I used to tease him that he was born without a neck and had a neck transplant.

14/8/2025, 12:47:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The TACO Toddler Files [official account] (@thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social) reply parent

yes, until 2027

13/8/2025, 10:52:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The TACO Toddler Files [official account] (@thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh The Toddler is gonna be pissed

13/8/2025, 9:57:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The TACO Toddler Files [official account] (@thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social) reply parent

Mock The Toddler. Love it. #TACOToddler

13/8/2025, 9:41:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A Skyline cheese coney with extra mustard would be beeutifull

13/8/2025, 9:26:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The TACO Toddler Files [official account] (@thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social) reply parent

Hot rod Caddy

13/8/2025, 9:24:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The TACO Toddler Files [official account] (@thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social) reply parent

Slightly diminish a band: Grand Funk Choo Choo, Emerson Lake and Palm Oil

13/8/2025, 9:23:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The TACO Toddler Files [official account] (@thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social) reply parent

Bubble Puppy. No wait, that was a real band Ohio Playas, 1910 Vegetable Gum Company, 3 Doggie Night, Grand Funk Choo Choo, Emerson Lake and Palm Oil

13/8/2025, 9:20:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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13/8/2025, 8:59:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A key scene in BB to illustrate how evil Walter White became.

13/8/2025, 5:06:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

HAL 9000 was never this funny

13/8/2025, 4:14:17 AM | 2604 460 | View on Bluesky | view

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13/8/2025, 4:54:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A 79 year old man with the writing 'skills' of a tweener calling anyone low IQ is hilarious. Smh that this clown is President. #ihateexclamationpoints

13/8/2025, 4:53:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The TACO Toddler Files [official account] (@thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social) reply parent

Since you are familiar with BCS he is a critical character in BB around late season 2 or 3. Try to stick with it; the finale is unbelivable, especially the final song Baby Blue by Badfinger. It ties in perfectly. Hint - it's Heisenberg's (Walter White) signature to his formula.

13/8/2025, 4:35:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The TACO Toddler Files [official account] (@thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social)

My look 1970

13/8/2025, 1:54:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A slight error by the Very Stable Genius #tacotoddler

13/8/2025, 12:53:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The TACO Toddler Files [official account] (@thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social) reply parent

I was hooked with the first episode. Stick with it and watch how a mild mannered science teacher becomes a master, violent drug kingpin. I'm watching the series for the 5th time. The prequel is Better Call Saul but it's better to begin with BB.

13/8/2025, 12:49:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The TACO Toddler Files [official account] (@thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social) reply parent

Not light or fun, but I'm rewatching Breaking Bad for like the 5th time. The best series ever.

12/8/2025, 11:46:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The TACO Toddler Files [official account] (@thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social) reply parent

Most mass murderers are white

12/8/2025, 11:37:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The TACO Toddler Files [official account] (@thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait until next year when he nominates a new Fed chairman who will cut rates dramatically. #roaring20s #hyperinflation

12/8/2025, 2:22:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He prays so often you'd think God would protect him

12/8/2025, 2:11:25 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He has the vocabulary of a tweener #TACOtoddler

12/8/2025, 2:10:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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12/8/2025, 1:23:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And this is only the beginning

12/8/2025, 12:21:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The TACO Toddler Files [official account] (@thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social) reply parent

Cincinnatian here, I'm sure we're on the list

12/8/2025, 12:09:44 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla.bsky.social) reposted

The great Joe Jackson turns 71 today “No one was more surprised than me,” he once said about his success. “I knew by the time I was 15, 16, that I was a musician. I didn’t expect to make any money. .. I was just hoping I could make enough money that I could keep doing it. That’s really all it was.”

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TACO Toddler

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11/8/2025, 6:46:39 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The MAGAfication of the United States

11/8/2025, 4:38:41 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've been told I'm a tongue-hero. I think that is useful, and we're not found 'essentially everywhere' 🙂

11/8/2025, 4:37:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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His dementia is clearly getting worse, as if that was possible

11/8/2025, 3:42:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The TACO Toddler Files [official account] (@thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh to be Michael Scott

9/8/2025, 1:38:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The TACO Toddler Files [official account] (@thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social) reply parent

The Toddler is soo articulate

8/8/2025, 4:27:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The TACO Toddler Files [official account] (@thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social) reply parent

Here it is 🤡

8/8/2025, 4:26:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We can only hope #CholesterolDoYourThing

7/8/2025, 12:03:32 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The TACO Toddler Files [official account] (@thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social) reply parent

This is why Trump will attempt not to leave office at the end of his term. He'll come up with some bullshit to stay in office.

6/8/2025, 10:57:53 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The TACO Toddler Files [official account] (@thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social) reply parent

Obviously obesity isn't a concern

6/8/2025, 3:47:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cannot stand that 'man' and his smug attitude

6/8/2025, 3:45:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Kai Ryssdal (@kairyssdal.bsky.social) reposted

This. But also this: Paul Ryan sits on the board of the Fox Corporation

6/8/2025, 2:21:08 PM | 421 62 | View on Bluesky | view

The TACO Toddler Files [official account] (@thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social) reply parent

This

5/8/2025, 10:42:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The TACO Toddler Files [official account] (@thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social) reply parent

Squirrel!

5/8/2025, 10:33:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The TACO Toddler Files [official account] (@thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social)

Trump never provided his tax returns that he promised years ago, claiming the IRS couldn't understand his businesses and he was under audit. Could this be why he was turned away from numerous banks? #MoneyLaundering ?

5/8/2025, 4:52:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He is truly looney. #tacotoddler

5/8/2025, 12:29:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Our government is run by a bunch of middle school teenagers

5/8/2025, 12:20:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And yet the board rewarded him. Ridiculous.

4/8/2025, 9:22:33 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The TACO Toddler Files [official account] (@thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh I remember these as well, playing them on my Close and Play

3/8/2025, 3:14:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The TACO Toddler Files [official account] (@thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social) reply parent

This. Is. MAGA.

2/8/2025, 1:44:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gas, charcoal, Traegar?

2/8/2025, 12:27:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My spike hair days

1/8/2025, 11:04:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The TACO Toddler Files [official account] (@thetoddlerfiles.bsky.social)

I still cannot believe we lost Jimmy Buffett. He was our hero.

1/8/2025, 9:06:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh now here is "sexy"

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