Took me a minute to realise he wasnāt Daniel Craig.
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Took me a minute to realise he wasnāt Daniel Craig.
You forgot to mention the open plan, clean desk offices with plants. I mean itās nature! At work!
I have two words. Yes please.
Just to put this on the official record: I am not carefully examining the interface between your shorts and thighs. Honest.
Shirley the point is they were always embarrassing
That came to my mind too: average, mediocre = not good
Another fun one from Rob. When you were doing the tricky ones, I was wondering if South African English had picked up any odd ij words from Dutch. Also, if youāre permitting place names, what about New York names such as Schuylkill?
Read the first amendment and tell me what has been violated. It sucks.
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Yeah, what is with that ?
Hi Bernie!
Um. Who bothers asking?
Donāt overdo it. Sugar hangovers are the worst.
Donāt worry, florist shops freak me out too.
The body attached to the boots is worth a second look too
Red suits you
He looks like a nice lad to take home to meet the parents.
These boots are made for stomping. And polishing
Iām sorry but it should be illegal to have a body that hot.
There is a vaccine against men? That could come in handy. In big demand from lesbians I assume.
Now thatās good thinking
I recall a FOI that was denied as there was no document called āall documentsā on a particular matter :)
I canāt drink Coke Zero. It gives me cramps. Just thought Iād share.
Thank you. I felt it, then I wiped it off.
I like the hint of hair just above the swimmers. I quite like the swimmers too.
So, as fans, how did we do? Did we intrigue and inspire you or were we just a bunch of self-absorbed old queens?
Exactly
And yes, he *can* take him to the Brownlow Medals
You need a strategic business case for that.
I think I want to be reincarnated as a towel.
Yeah maybe. Those words arenāt used much these days because they are confusing. For example, Iām a Power Bottom. I like to boss men around in the bedroom and tell them what goes where. Does this make me active or passive?
Iām glad he kept his treasure trail just in case you get lost
Random gay person waves good afternoon back
My usual request is āIn not onā
I still shudder at the memory of a school bus full of teenage girls all waaaaaaa at the top of their voices.
Well done! This announcement is a real game changer.
Oh my! Is this what spending time with family does to you?
lol yup
So I got a question for you. What is the traditional WA word for āBoganā?
I havenāt been little for years
Tacodile, supreme :)
No, but I do have emergency gummy bears in the trunk
Move to Derby in England. Alton Towers is just a short drive away.
And looking seriously fit
Aka ādoing a shirvingtonā
Have you just outed yourself as a geospatial analyst?
Prison will sort him. They donāt take kindly to his sort in prison.
What about Mafeking?
Sadly missed
Monday morning back to work #coffee
Donāt lose your keys
Congratulations gentlemen
As long as it doesnāt require active fire safety provision which will break and cheap landlords will take a risk and not maintain.
Come sit on my lap and tell me moreā¦
Why do I feel dirty just watching that?
Voting open for the British Podcast awards. Good to see Words Unravelled getting some love @robwords.bsky.social @jesszafarris.bsky.social www.britishpodcastawards.com
You sure youāre not a natural blond?
A fun nerdy episode without getting too silly. I did love the exchange which went something like: Jess: May I did into the obscure etymology of another weather word? Rob: Itās what we do here.
So basically youāre a teenage boy :)
Unfortunately your efforts are making us hot
So lads, is in inappropriate to suggest to my best man what I might like on my stag night?
I feel the need to, um nevermind, just give me a minute š„
You will have no trouble finding people willing to hold your gains š
Small please I donāt feel so greedy having two then.
lol wat? Bring back the Hillman Minx I say!
Too late for Luton #vauxhall
Bake a pound cake.
Where is this place? Iāve been thinking of dropping some hints for my buckās
We have a vacancy. When can you start work? š
The line starts over there ā>
Pup cosplaying being a wolf?
2 pounds weight? Seriously? Iām impressed
Splish splash!
Love the caption on the mirror
A dog is for life, not just for Christmas
You can have his arms. Iāll have the rest of him.
I was gonna say you look pretty but then I thought - is it creepy to tell a random woman on the internet that sheās pretty?
Young married couples should move into their parents basements š
I have a packet of glacƩ cherries in the pantry. This has given me inspiration.
Dang, Iām almost old enough to be his father. #myheritage #lebanese #notwink
Lmao
It keeps sand out of your wazoo.
You donāt think supermen gives off closet bottom vibes?
Cheeky bug(r)
Agreed š„
How does the whole ātattoo your dickā thing work anyway? Do you have to maintain an erection to give the artist a firm canvas to work on?
Yes please.
Anyone for a game. #football of course. What else were you thinking?
Please tell me you are going out dancing tonight? Sounds like you have the perfect outfit. U
When grandad was young?
Thank you for sharing š
Peach looks good on you. Thank you for sharing.
Dinner
Is this a bad moment to mention that Iām a Moorabbin boy?
I guess youāre not off to do a little town planning layout out imaginary subdivisions?
Iām calling this A Hallmark Moment on Northern. Thank you venice.ai for knowing what makes me happy.
Oh I donāt know: fighting for truth and justice sounds pretty woke to me.
Boy, youāll get what youāre given.
Grab some shorts, ditch the shirt and come dance with me.
Itās one way. The constitution says congress canāt interfere with religion doing what it wants. Sucks eh.