I don't know if he's dead or not, but god I am enjoying the quiet moments of joy when it feels close enough to hold in my hands
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I don't know if he's dead or not, but god I am enjoying the quiet moments of joy when it feels close enough to hold in my hands
It's incredible kismet that such a beautiful sandwich place also decided to call themselves Wario's Beef and Pork
This would fix me
Warios cheesesteak. 12" long massive cheesesteak with house cheese whiz, onions, American cheese and provolone. I dream of her often
Happy birthday baby boy
I'm imbuing it with a power passed down the Armstrong line for generations
I made built ins with my he help of some friends!! Cozy living room time
Yeah
Almond milkable
why is everyone drawing the star wars ghoul with his butt out
Bazinga, you got em
I need answers Phil, the wiki has nothing
a man who shapes his own future. Respectable
Does he constantly produce milk or only during pregnancy, or is he milkable like an almond
ELON: Uh, come in with the milk kitten. GROK (Rendered like if you tried to draw Misa Amane with your feet): Wow. That's a really insightful point about the milk. Milk is the product of mammals, and I'm pretty sure nobody has ever thought about it like that (ᗒᗨᗕ).
i hear we're drawing Watto
Watto. I haven't seen Star Wars
Gets high for the first time in a while, opens Bsky, flooded with images of the worm nose man from Star Wars but he's naked And wet and sensual. Natto? Grotto?? Why is this happening to me is it happening to anyone else
This is a good thread. Great work everybody, keep it up. Good hustle out there
Forgot to eat lunch before running errands, so I'm smashing a blizzard in the parking lot of DQ with the divine hunger of Lestat De Lioncort at Mardi Gras (This skeet is for maybe 3 people)
I get it on piercings and tattoos too. Learned I get it from dry needling also lmao
They Can't Kill Us Until They Kill Us by Hanif Abdurraqib ! Collection of really magnificent essays, good to read a few essays at a time before bed. Also really loved The Anthropocene Reviewed by John Green
Sounds like intrusive thoughts if they're just popping up out of the blue like that 😵💫 happens to me sometimes w/ OCD
Breaking news from the field: dry needling is wild those things really go in there huh
I sure hope so. Cmon preventable disease that could be stopped with vaccines or pasteurization.
I just think RFK Jr deserves the worst things that could happen to him, and if they do happen to occur I will cheer and crack a bottle of champers from the sidelines
due to funding cuts, foodnet is no longer requiring state-level monitoring for campylobacter, cyclospora, listeria, shigella, vibrio and yersinia. the 10 foodnet states can still do that, but they’ll need funding to replace CDC’s
This is the goal, always
I'm going to trap all of my coworkers in a posting bracket for my own amusement
I approach content creation at my job the way Jigsaw approaches puzzle design
Blessed, thank you 🙏
Everyone's got tswift fatigue
Your mask chains are so cute!! Do you make them yourself or get them somewhere??
This is the path, go get em
She just posted 25m ago on Instagram so it seems like new news? But I just saw it there so who knows
It worked I'm normal now
I can confirm, I feel much less hopeless after the croissant
Almond croissant save me, save me almond croissant
even as the world is completely falling to pieces im still able to worry everyone’s mad at me which really shows the resilience of the neurotic human spirit
I get mine from Costco, the Kirkland 100% Italian EVOO! Samin nosrat recommends it as one of the best affordable olive oils and I agree, great fresh and for cooking. Actually has an expiration date and everything
I just finished watching it and what a treat
*chuckling smugly* more like DanDanDan Noodles
Counting down the hours until the day comes and everyone experiences a euphoric celebration
Just scrolling through white white white white white white white all the way down
Every year the games conference I used to help with posts guests, I remember how I got screamed at in an all team meeting because I said we should have more than one Black speaker and they shouldn't have to do the "diversity" talk.
I would ride this high for 3 months minimum
Great I'll keep you posted. Costco is sold out, but I'm looking all over
I need a cartoon cat to drop a piano on me from a tall window and then I pop out and have little birds fly around my head and my teeth are comically replaced with piano keys
Kingdom hearts, when all of the heartless come down from the sky and attack the island
Severance
I am creating flow charts so complicated and hostile to the rest of the team....
I'm just happy they're having a good time and could take their time and make something they love. This is the dream Am I terrified because I know POLYCULES who use jira to manage tasks? Yes. But by god good for them
I'm hoovering them up like the vacuum from Teletubbies
Help me
LISTEN, looking cute is more important than a modest suitcase and I'll die on that hill
Ate too many takis gave myself a tummy ache everyone please be proud of me im being so brave
looking to speak with devs about moderating their Steam communities/moderation in general on Steam! is that you? signal meganfarokhmanesh.76, email megan_farokhmanesh@wired.com, or DM me! thank you~
Oh my god
Sam Altman retire bitch
Right back atcha 😵💫❤️
Went though this in June and understand the gaping maw of despair of trying so hard and still getting sick. If you need to vent you know where to find me
You'll never convict!! You have no proof
I drew this on my lunch break your excuses are fucking pathetic
I've learned this is called "heavy work" and they teach it to children to regulate the nervous system
genuinely. They should lock me in a room with him and michaels. I just want to talk, just chit chat for a while
Nothing has been better for my day to day mental health than finding excuses to lift heavy objects. Gym, big bags of dirt, too many groceries
Happy to help. I did have to listen to a bunch of maintenance phase after the biggest loser doc because Aubrey was the only person I wasn't screaming at the whole watch
Me when I start rewatching bojack
Compelling evidence..
Oh a fig tree.... We could do that if they have one in stock 👁️
Yeah we got apples and plums. A second apple tree isn't a bad idea 🤔
Gosh I have. I tried pawpaw with such excitement but apparently I am one of the small percentage of population that experiences extreme gastrointestinal distress on consumption lmao
My kingdom to be able to grow citrus, mangoes, and passion fruit here
Finger limes won't grow in Ohio but I'll look lmao
What kind of fruit tree do I impulse buy tomorrow? sound off in the comments
Don't worry about it
Mochi....
Ben
She just like me fr (send me the link)
Fibermaxxing
Dirty Suede rules. I've never found a skin scent I really love, but this feels super layerable under a ton of stuff. It smells like the quality I can never place in perfumes in someone who walks by me before I can ask what they're wearing. Old bookstore and cobblestones
Dirty Peach is a rare peach scent that doesn't smell like candy but actual peaches. it has a little green and a nice warm dry down I really like
Oh yeah I've never used fairlife! How's it taste?? I'll usually do milk + protein powder + Greek yogurt and the texture is good. Mom's recipe attached since I can't dm images lol. At step two I just put in creami container and freeze. Blend on "lite ice cream." Fills 2 containers usually
What is your base like? Some of mine are misses, but canned coconut milk worked well in this one. Some 5% Greek yogurt always helps me too. I have a froyo base my mom developed that I love if you'd like that also!
Tuna salad melt with spicy cheese and micro greens all up in there
The ninja creami rules. What do you mean I can toss Greek yogurt and milk in there with some protein powder and have tasty protein ice cream for breakfast
Danniiiiiiiii
Type 3: super saiyan first, then when you ask to go a little lighter, only gently taps you instead of trying at all 😵💫
For Real. Unbelievable
Apparently not!! This is a symptom of mental illness, who knew
I need to lie down
What do you MEAN learning stuff is always possible and you aren't a failure if you aren't perfect what do you mean the process is the point!! Bro!!! I'm zonking!!!
Bro learning stuff is so hard. the cello, digital painting, how ocd works, unreal blueprints, I'm straight up zonked on knowledge broski help im drowning in grey matter and fighting off shame with a butter knife we OUT HERE 😵💫
Okay I've tried dirty coconut (too sweet, nice coconut smell, just not for me) and scandalwood (wayyyy too sweet for a sandalwood scent, washed it off immediately. Not a ton of sandalwood for me).
I know!! I was like let's fuckin go gym, this is the energy I want to see
Bepo came with me to the gym
Ohh, I do really like Halfeti from them. That saffron note goes hard. I haven't checked some of their more recent scents 👀