An ex of mine once defined "girlfriend" as "a creature who comes to bed wet with unguents and ointments" and I think about that a lot.
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An ex of mine once defined "girlfriend" as "a creature who comes to bed wet with unguents and ointments" and I think about that a lot.
Frankenstein's monster is short for "Frankenstein is monster" which everyone knows so well it's usually abbreviated even more.
Yeah, I'm a fan of A24. A24-year-old movie called Little Nicky.
i constantly think about this post
I’d like to believe Rudy’s story about the car crash, but I remember Shop Rite 2022.
we are reaching new levels of lost the plot
people who maintain youtube audio ripping websites hold up half the sky
i'm concerned you might fundamentally not understand how photography works
Happy Yes Day!
"Sideloading" is the rentseeker word for "being able to run software of your choosing on a computing device you purchased". There is no reasonable case for an operating system developer having a say over what programs you run on your hardware. #Android #Google
a viking named Gaysson Thótdóttir
Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
Besides, we got this line from Marlon Wayans, so who’s to say if this whole thing was bad or not
One of the reasons why we all gotta do a better job of casting off childish things is that the fascists love exploiting your nostalgia, your longing to enjoy those childish things again. It puts a target on your back.
Well met, young adventurer! I am Kirin Ichiban von der Marcantony
Pierre Boulez??
what the fuck
JUST IN: Biber
Ayanami is not the type of girl to take this from a guy like you you wide-mouthed little trifle
Berlin, Germany - broken arm, broken nose, broken State.
This reminds me of years ago on Twitter where there was a cartoon made with NFTs and the account for it eventually blocked me because I’d reply to every clip they posted with anodyne compliments like “wow this was really nice” or “what a funny joke!” and they knew I had to be lying
Chrome please just make a weekend bag and save me from this
if we lie enough times that he's dead the new york times has to do a 3 month long barrage of stories over whether or not he's dead
trying to buy a decent duffel bag for work travel and call me naive but I really did not anticipate this particular market segment to be so suffused with troopslop go usa cop kisser garbage
last shift at the bar. Last call motherfuckers
I fucking despise Chuck Schumer
i really liked the chapter where she was acting weird and her handmaidens (or whatever) got really concerned and then she hunched over and puked in the corner and was totally fine and they were all like okay yay
this legitimately made me bust out laughing, he’s completely serious and his whole account is videos like this
sometimes you need to know that one thing, even a very small thing, can get better instead of worse for once
happy birthday. new haircut (?) is elite
Just a heads up. I was able to schedule my COVID vaccine appointment. Online it will ask “do you have a condition that puts you at high risk for severe outcomes from COVID-19 virus.” Click yes and it will allow you to schedule an appointment. No questions asked. No proof required. Pass it on.
Hell yes she is and we love her.
one time I darned a few of my socks and it genuinely fixed me for like three whole days
A former anime piracy site turned streaming service decided to kill the ability for public libraries to legally show their content to teenagers who almost always turn into consumers and didn’t even dignify professionals who’d relied on it for years any respectful response.
Everything is shit EXCEPT THE ANIMAL VIDEOS. We are entering the Prestige Animal Video Era
hidetaka miyazaki
ICE took 2 firefighters OFF THE FUCKING FIRE LINE!?
Rock Looked Way Cooler Wet
explaining the war on terror to a group of children but pronouncing Osama like Osaka
When a stranger on this app comes at me with an overly familiar reply
From the creator of Dread Delusion @lovelyhellplace.bsky.social, comes Entropy A turn-based tactical RPG inspired by classic JRPGs. Assemble your party of mercenaries and forge your own path towards an expedition into hell to stop the demonic incursion. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChEN...
it's easier to buy a gun in the united states than high-rise trousers
(mf doom voice) he threw a sandwich cheese and salami, feds couldn't indict folded like origami, afraid of subway both the chain and the train, mayo salt and pepper shake your thang, grand jury shut em down twice, coca cola on the side no ice
Finally your children can beat those dogs
can't remember if I posted about this before but it is kind of a significant bummer that Frieren starts out w/ "the most significant years of my life passed by without me noticing and now all my friends are dying" and ends w/ "OK here's a crop of special teens ready to do the Not-Chuunin Exams!"
The biggest anime will probably always be shounen shit, but the broad success of something like Frieren I think shows that there's a thirst out there for something more distinctly adult. (even though that show kind of plays itself by shoehorning in discordant shounen elements)
saw someone the other day comparing FFXII to the Persona games and saying we'd be better off if the former were the JRPG blueprint over the latter. I don't love FFXII but I have to agree. The Matsuno approach can lead to much more novel places than High School Fantasia Part 743
immediate gut response to this is that far too little of the growth of Nerd Shit has been in adult-oriented works. video games and anime and comics have always made stuff for teens their bread and butter but legions of YA brained adults have made this a much bigger problem
my main stand here is on a sunnyside egg, omelettes are a separate issue. I love oysters but I am not sure if their ideal pairing is another snot-consistency ingredient
A cyberpunk casino named Glaive and Dusters
look I grew up in a pretty francophile family and am normally one to defend our boys in bleu-blanc-rouge but french cuisine really needs to hold the L on the eggs thing. you got fucking smoked by east asia. "ouh here's un oeuf eet eez the texture of a dog's eye goup". No.
guarantee the first guy to invent fertilizer was like, well, they’re both brown
Billy Joel's "The Stranger" is an album about sitting on your piano so it feels like someone else is playing it
i have a theory that humanity would stop using Roman numerals entirely within five years if Final Fantasy and the Super Bowl stopped using them
Update: it got funny again
just 3 stocked a Young Link so bad it made me want to remember how to post clips
your gym teacher and your english teacher are getting married
someone who is good at nonprofit arts admin please help me
*couple days late "I'm at the Eric Adams scavenger hunt" post*
some of you need to make like travis kelce and engage with a tailor swiftly
we’d love to turn off the machine that convinces children to kill themselves, but we can’t really justify losing our ability to lay off customer service agents, now can we?
Empire of the Sun somehow undeservedly dodged getting branded with the same "millennial cringe trash" as like Edward Sharpe & whatnot. maybe it's because they're not easily classifiable but I was getting absolutely dumpstered at work tonight and still had to run to the back to skip We Are the People
We may be taking 6 steps back, but this one step forward is a doozy
me having a fervor: O raptorsaurus scream your smiling song Johnny Lightfoot the corrupt african grey: beep bawp. counting laundered grain and berry
EXCERPT FROM MY UPCOMING NETFLIX SERIES "SERF'S UP," ABOUT A MEDIEVAL TEENAGE PEASANT TRANSPORTED TO THE MODERN ERA JENNY ORTEGA-TYPE LOVE INTEREST: (witheringly) You like farming? SERF JOHNNY: Call that field skibidi the way I toil it
Hi! We’re stoked to announced ‘Routine’, our third LP. You can listen to our new single “T-60” now, and pre-orders for vinyl, CD, and tape are available: brokenrecord.bandcamp.com/album/routine We’re so proud of this record and can’t wait until y’all can hear it in full 🖤 Thanks!
this is an unfair generalization!! it's also an RPG starting zone for the rest of New England
"dark academia" do you mean middle school
this is quite simply one of my favorite strips of all time
every time I hear the opening bar of Death & Romance I do Ray Smuckles This Is A Homeboy in real life
when matt damon gave that weird interview where he said he stopped saying the f slur i tweeted that as a boston guy when he said he retired it from his vocabulary he meant he was hanging its jersey from the rafters. it went really viral and i often wonder if he saw it. i hope he thought it was funny
had a 2 top of side-seaters today set up a gopro on the table and film themselves eating the whole time. coworker said she saw them praying in front of the camera too. I love living at the end of civilization
shut the fuck up
YouTube is secretly using AI to edit people's videos • Skin is being smoothed or sharpened • Features like ears are being altered • YouTube confirmed there's an 'experiment' on Shorts to 'unblur' and 'improve' clarity • There's currently no way to opt out (via BBC)
Now this is a journalist who deserves respect.
puppy
Ghoul and goblin awareness: There are ghouls and goblins
Guys, I have a special & unusual request today. My cousin Sean is a union bus driver here in Los Angeles who was just FIRED in retaliation for saying he would not let masked ICE agents onto his bus to abduct riders. The fight is on to get his job back, you can help: actionnetwork.org/letters/send...
guitar youtuber just called it the "pentacostal scale"
This is the drug that is a 100% effective treatment for HIV. this is the one you've been seeing in the news. I would LOVE to see an in-depth discussion of exactly what "clinical, financial, and regulatory factors" are keeping them from essentially carrying a cure to a deadly disease.
I think about this tweet all the time
ME: *writing in my journal with the sole aim of pissing off future historians and archaeologists* I returned to my home - which is built in the usual style - by the normal way, and prepared and ate dinner in the way I often but not always do
America now
we gotta stop fishing all our public figures out of the same fuckin row of port-a-potties, people are starting to like the smell too much
how about we work on getting those population numbers up a little bit and then we can start assuming your country exists buddy.
gf is teaching a class this fall and I just asked her if Canvas is "a blackboard-like" without even realizing I was doing this
i don't think the top right has a complete lock on this but i do think we have the most variation in terms of types of guys i would not want to fight
too much of a nerd to appreciate the "everything is in 4/4 if you don't count like a nerd" joke. because the reality is everything is in 4/4 if you DO count like a nerd
Happy 30th Birthday to this Brian Eno banger
every time i see an ad for "Meundies" i reflexively say it to myself like it's a german word. moyn-deaze.
have i got the Mikkelsen for you!!
What a burden to be old enough to know who Dean Cain is
saw this image and THE AMAZON TRAIL II leapt into my mind unbidden. not like, the box art or the title screen. like the unrepresentable emotional memory aura of THE AMAZON TRAIL II.
can't believe it's been 30 years to the day since the release of Brian Eno's most popular song
